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| Interviews with the Stars! |
| Here are the (pretend) Interviews I had with the stars of Pokemon! I'm going to post different ones every now and then, but the old one will go to the bottom of the page. |
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| Interview with Brock By Sarie Brock is sitting in a room at a table, looking out the window at some pretty girls. Sarah walks in with a clipboard. She sits down across from Brock. "Hello Brock. I’m here to interview you for Sarie’s Pokemon Bonanza, a site I work at. That’s okay?" Sarah asked him. But Brock didn’t answer because he was looking at the girls outside and drooling, face red. "Hello, Brock?! I’m here to interview you!!" Sarah waved her hand in front of his face to get him out of his trance. Brock kept staring out the window. Sarah got mad. A split second later Brock was in a heap on the floor with a big bump on his head. "Ouuch!!" Brock rubbed his bruise. "Where’d you get the mallet anyways?!? It’s Misty’s!!" Sarah smiled. "Misty lent it to me last time she was here. She thought it might come in handy if you stare at any girls." "Can we get this over with!?! We’re making the readers bored!!" Brock barked. "Ok!! Question one: Why do you keep your eyes closed into slits?" Sarah asked. "Um…" Brock sweatdropped. "I made a list of some theories that my sister and I made up." Sarah said. "Number one, you need glasses." Brock sweatdropped more. "Number two, the sun hurts your eyes a lot." Brock sweatdropped even more. "Number three, you don’t even have eyes." Brock made a bewildered face. Sarah facefaulted. "Sheesh, my sister must’ve put that there…" She grumbled. "Sorry!" "S’okay." Brock said. "Well, what’s the reason you have?" Sarah asked him. "I dunno. I just don’t like my eyes open fully. Can we move on to another question please?" Brock shrugged. "Question two: why is it that you fall in love with every pretty girl that you meet?" "Because they are pretty. I get this weird feeling every time I see an Officer Jenny or Nurse Joy and I….Hey!! I shouldn’t be telling you this!!" Brock yelled in her face. "Eeek. Err, anyways. Question four: why do you want to become a Pokemon Breeder?" Sarah asked. "I just think it’s interesting and fun taking care of Pokemon, mixing all the food and making them look nice and cute." Brock smiled. "And to meet their pretty owners?" Sarah smirked. "Yeah.. HEY!! YOU TRICKED ME AGAIN!!!!!" Brock bonked Sarah on the head. "Ouch!! Ok! Enough of the interview!! Over! THE END!! FIN!!" Sarah yelled. Brock stomped out of the room. Kyla appeared from behind a big potted plant with a video camera. "That must’ve hurt…" Kyla tried not to laugh. "Yannow, I should be getting paid to do this stuff! Sarah complained. Kyla giggled. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ******************************************** Sarie: I'm interviewing Team Rocket today! Hi guys! Jessie, James and Meowth: Hello. Sarie: Um... How've ya been? Anythin' new lately? Jessie: Our perfect Pikachu catching plan failed yet again... Meowth: Dat's cause James designed it. James makes the puppy face. Sarie: Don't hurt James' feelings pleaz! Jessie: Little girl, what is with that little accent thing of yours? Meowth: It's gettin' on my nerves. James: I think it's cute! Sarie: Thanks James! =D I like this accent. I use it to try to sound cute sometimes. Let's just get on with the interview, shall we? James: Okay! Jessie: Get on with it. I have a hair appointment in a half hour kid. Sarie: What's it like being in Team Rocket? Fun or crappy? James: Bad little girl! You used bad language. Sarie: It's not that bad. You should hear what the grade nines in my junior high school say. Sheesh. Meowth: It's hard bein' in Team Rocket, but it's fun gettin' da rewards when ever we win! Jessie: What awards? James: We never win! Sarie: I feel sorry for you guys! It must be tuff having to listen to your crappy boss. James: Bad language AGAIN! Meowth: What grade are yous in anyways kid? Sarie: Grade 6. Jessie: But you said you were in Junior high and junior high is grades 7-9, isn't it? James: Yeah, is it? Jessie wacks James on the head with her paper fan. Sarie: Were I live, grade 6 is also partially considered junior high... Meowth: This is gettin' old, and fast! James: Next question! Sarie: This is going to be a fun question. Is everyone right about thinking you two, Jessie and James, are um, rocketshippy? Jessie: IS THAT SOME KIND OF INSULT?!!?!? James: Jessica! Settle down! Sarie: No no no! It's not a kind of insult! Rocketshippy means you and James are rumored that you guys are in... um... how do I put this... Meowth: Spit it out kid! Sarie: In love.... Jessie and James kick Sarie and smush her into the ground with their feet. James: This interview is over! Jessie and James stomp away with Meowth giggling and running behind them. The one thing Sarie noticed that when she saw them stomping away, Jessie and James were holding hands. Sarie started giggling like crazy. Sarie: Hey, Kyla! Got it? Kyla: Yup! Kyla held up a video camera. Kyla and Sarie started giggling like crazy. Sarie: You know, that was one friggin' short interview... Kyla: You know I don't like it when you talk like that!!! Sarie: Sorry! It's sort of a habit now! ^_^;;; Kyla: Don't do it again. Please. Sarie: Kay. Then Sarie and Kyla went to Sarie's house and watched it on Sarie's VCR in her room and laughed till they couldn't breath. But then they were okay. **************************** Hey! I'm here interviewing the stars of the hit TV series "Pokemon!" Today I'm interviewing the gang, Ash, Misty, and Brock! Enjoy! Sarie: Hello! How are you today? Ash: Fine thanks. Misty: Good. Brock: Cool. Sarie: Whats it like seeing all the different types of Pokemon and traveling to the different cities? Ash: Its really neat. Its difficult making money to travel with but we get used to it. Misty: But its difficult having to stand Ash and how much I hate him because he totaled my bike! Sarie and Brock: Make the Anime style sweat drop. Brock whispers to Sarah: Yannow, Those two like each other, they just don't want to say it... Sarie: Duh, you can tell. Misty is not following Ash just for the bike. Thats an old strategy. Ash and Misty Stop fighting: WE HEARD THAT! YOU'RE GONNA DIE AFTER THE INTERVIEW!!!!!!!! Brock: Uh-oh. Sarie: ;;^_^ Not that I know anything about dating or liking boys. I'm only 11. So, whats it like being a gym leader? Brock: Its fun. But when people know your then gym leader, and they act like your only an annoying kid, its sucks. Ash and Misty join the interview again... Misty: Being a gym leader is cool! You get alot of publicity for beating a famous person! And I like to give badges to the winners and congradulate them on winning. Even though I'm suppsed to be tough. Sarie: Do you like being popular and having cards and dolls, and games and everything else made of yourself? OR do you feel that everyone in the world is making a big deal over the whole thing? Brock: I feel that its nice that people are liking us but they shouldn't make a big deal over it. And I don't like it when they make a HUGE deal about it. Its just plain silly. Misty: Yeah! I don't really like it when people have dolls of me. I don't want to be that popular. Sarie: Isn't Team Rocket annoying??!?!??! Ash: Annoying as Gary. No wait, nothings more anyoying that Gary! Sarie: Ash, I heard that you and Gary where friends when you where younger. Is that true? Ash: Yup. Gary and I where best friends until one day, he just turned his back on me. For no reason at all. Sarie: Misty, how did you feel when you saw your sisters again when Ash wanted to get the Cascade Bagde? Misty: I was scared that my sisters were going to be mean to me and say that I couldn't fight. Sarie: That must of been bad. I'm sorry if your sisters say that you're not pretty. Thats mean... Sarie: Okay, who is your favorite Pokemon? Ash: Pikachu (no offense to the others) Misty: Togepi! Brock: Vulpix! Sarie: Uh-oh! Looks like our time is up! Thank you for coming in! I hope I can have another interview! Ash: Thanks for inviting us! It was fun! The group (Ash, Misty, and Brock: BYE! THE END OF INTERVIEW #1! NEXT: One-On-One interview with Brock! I still have to finish writing it. |
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