And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

Do I look like a damn people person?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent
lighting.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it
left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

You!... Off my planet!

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little
feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

A PBS mind in an MTV world.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you
missed.

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then
name streets after them.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

A woman's favorite position is CEO.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you
realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just
wanted paychecks.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

I plead contemporary insanity.

And which dwarf are you?

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Meandering to a different drummer.

I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here
or to go?
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