knock Knock ! Who's there? Eva! Eva who? Eva your deaf or ure doorbells broken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Knock Knock ! Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amosquito! Doctor doctor i feel like curtains Doctor: come on now pull yourself together Doctor doctor my wife thinks she's a motobike Doctor: give her these pills and she willl be back to normal but doctor how will i get home Waiter waiter ive got a fly in my soup waiter: shhhhh or everyone else will want one