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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.  It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner. The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon hood. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus! How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'? Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..." What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet! How many reindeer does Santa Have??? 11 (named below) Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen Rudoph (the one with the red nose) Olive (Olive the other reigndeer {all of}) and Al (Then Al the reigndeer loved him {all}) What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish. Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? because every buck is dear to him. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle. JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you. ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!! *All Rights Reserved* |
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