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So u want to make ur self lafe huuuuuuuuuhhh. well read the jokes and riddels below...
JOKES
teacher:"What do u mean by crawlin in to the class room at 3 min after nine???
Jay: "u said never walk in late
Dennis: the moon feels hungry tonite
jacob: how can u tell
Dennis: because it isnt full
max: i have somthing in my mouth
matt: wat is it a bug???
max: no its my tounge
ben: this dog must be a good watchdog
mary: how can u tell
ben: its full of ticks
teacher: Steven, give me a sentence that is a question
steven: why do i always get the hard ones??
teacher: very good
father: eddie, y did u put that frog in ur sisters bed
eddie; b/c i couldnt find any worms
max: dad there is a small pta meeting tommorow that u have to come to
dad:if its small do we have to go
max: yes, its only me u and my teacher
mother: chuck becareful with that hammer u might hit ur fingers
chuck:no i wont mother. john is going to hold the nails
johnny: will u marry me?
betsy:u will have to ask ny father first
johnny:(later)well i asked him
betsy: and wat did he say?
johnny: he said that hes already married
sorrry i dont have time to rite the riddels but i will think of them and rite them in 7 hours or so |
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