Cooking
Authors Note: Me and my friend loved Gundam Wing so much that we decided to incorporate new characters that reflect our personalities. Semi, my character, and Kat, my friends character. I do not own any of the Gundam Wing characters (no matter how much I wish I did) and this fanfic was made up by me and my friend, so it is not completely mine. (Although I did write the whole thing.)
The scene opens
We see Kat, Semi, and Duo standing in the kitchen. Semi is studiously reading over a recipe for something. Kat is busily adding ingredients to a delicious soup. And Duo is... getting in the way
Quatre is playing his violin with Trowa on the flute, and Wufei is practicing martial arts in the front yard. Heero is staring off into space
*CRASH!!! Clatter, clatter, clatter
*
Semi & Kat: DUO!!!! Get OUT of the kitchen!!!!!!
Duo: Oh, dont worry, Ill clean it up! It wont be a problem, Ill fix it in a jiffy! I
Semi: That was the third egg carton...If you destroy any more, we wont have any for my brownies!!! And you dont want that, do you
Duo: No! Not at all! And Ill make it up by cleaning the mess
Kat: Just...get...out...of...the...KITCHEN!!!!!
(Duo whimpers, and runs away.)
Kat: You shouldnt have gotten him that juggling book, you know!
Semi: Forget it. Hell get over it soon, but we have to think of something for him to do before he causes some other
*SHATTER*
Semi: catastrophe
(Kat sighs, picks up some plates and silverware, and walks out of the room)
Kat: (Spots Duo whistling innocently) Hey, Duo!
Duo: WASNT ME! I mean, hi Kat...A-hem
Kat: Here, set the table okay. And the forks go on the left.
Duo: Okay
Kat: At least he cant get into any trouble that way
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Semi: Wufei! Either get inside or do your practicing in the backyard! The neighbors are starting to stare...what if they call the police again?
Kat: Stop yelling out the window, he heard you the first time
Semi: Yeah, but once he starts meditating theres no way to get through to him
Kat: *Sigh*
Semi: (Tastes her brownies.) MMMmmmm! Delicious! Semi Traps homemade chocolate chip blonde brownies strike again!! Hee-hee! Hey, did you know a gourmet chef once wanted this recipe from me?
Kat: Really? Thats cool! Did you give it too him?
Semi: Of course not, I mean come on. This recipe made by anyone else would be a joke!
*CRASH!!!*
Kat: DUO!!
Semi: What job did you give him?
Kat: Setting the table! I thought nothing could go wrong!
Semi: What dishes did you use?
Kat: Oh, you know, those really pretty ones with the Chinese flower pattern
Wufei: MAAXXWWEELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Help me! Ahhh!
*Crash!*
Heero: Put the chair down
Kat: Can you please restrain him?!
(Heero and Trowa hold Wufei down. Duo leaves the room and Quatre slowly calms Wufei down.)
Wufei: Those...dishes...were...passed...down...by my...family...for...CENTURIES!!
Quatre: Its okay Wufei, I know a guy how specializes at fixing things like this, Ill pay for it too
(Trowa walks into the kitchen with Kat and Semi. He tastes the soup.)
Trowa: Needs more pepper.
Kat: And since when were you the cook in this house? My soup is just fine!
Semi: (Tastes soup) I dont even like pepper, but, needs more pepper.
Kat: Fine!
Semi: *Sigh*
(Heero walks over to the brownie batter. And tastes.)
Heero: To much sugar.
Semi: WHAT?!?!?!
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Everyone has eaten their meal (including Kats delicious soup) and are now relaxing around the swimming pool.
Kat: YEHAAA!
*SPLAASHH!*
Well, sort of
Semi: What happened to Kat? Shes more hyper then normal
(Duo walks over and sits with his feet dangling in the pool. He is carrying a huge plate of brownies.)
*SPLAASHH!*
Duo: Hey! You got my brownies all wet! Oh, man
(He forages around until he finds some dry brownies. He eats them.)
Three min. later
Kat: WAHOOO!
Semi: Heero, when you said the brownies had to much sugar, did you mean to much sugar for Kat?
Duo: JERRONIMOOO!!!
*SPLAASHH!*
Heero: And Duo
Semi: You need to be more specific. Say, whats wrong with Quatre?
(Quatre is sitting on a lounge chair, cross-legged and hyper-ventilating, shielding a plate of brownies from the endless sheets of water cascading down, and glaring insanely at anyone who comes within 3 ft. of him.)
Trowa: I think he ate some of your brownies.
Semi: Oh, come on they cant be that bad! (she takes a tiny bite out of one, becomes teary-eyed, and swallows.)
Semi: Wow! I did NOT put this much sugar in!
2 min. later
Semi: YEEHAA!!
*SPLAASHH!*
Heero: I told you not to add sugar, Trowa.
Trowa: Well, its not my fault you people have taste buds.
(Trowa looks over at Quatre, who is still busy shielding his brownies.)
Trowa: I think hes had a bit to many of those
(Trowa walks over to Quatre and tries to get the plate. Quatre growls at him. Trowa takes a few steps back, then tries again. This time Quatre snaps at him like a mad dog. Trowa turns his back and pretends he doesnt notice Quatre. Then, at the last minute, he swings around and snatches the plate. Quatre growls loudly and grabs Trowas leg. Trowa drags him to the dumpster.)
Quatre: Mine! They are mine! The small, rectangular, morsels of energy are mine! Release them at this current time or I will cause harm to your outer body! (Trowa ignores Quatre, as Quatre bites into his leg.)
Trowa: Youve had enough brownies, Quatre. These are going in the dumpster.
Quatre: MMMmmm!! (Quatre attempted to yell MINE! with his mouth on Trowas leg.)
Trowa walks out to the street where the garbage cans are lined up for collection. He is delighted to see that the garbage man is just collecting their own garbage.
Trowa: Wait!
The garbage man looks up. His eyes widen, and he hurriedly grabs the last can.
Trowa: Could you take these too?
The garbage man looks at Trowa, then stares at Quatre, then looks back at Trowa. He slowly approaches Trowa and grabs the dangerous desserts. Then he shoves both the plate ands the brownies into the garbage bin, lifts it onto the truck, and speeds off.
Quatre: NNNNOOOOO!!!!! (He runs down the street after the brownies and the disappearing garbage truck, only to be stopped and held down by Trowa.)
Quatre: The energy givers! NNOO!! I must
no
(Trowa pats Quatre comfortingly and takes him back to the pool-side.)
Back by the swimming pool, Quatre is getting more and more distressed, just waiting for a moment to explode
Wufei: Reberba, you dont seem well, is it those brownies? You know I do have one left
(Wufei pulls a brownie out from behind his back. Quatre salivates.) Do you want me to give it to you? (Quatre nods his head vigorously.) Its the last one
(Quatre whimpers pleadingly.) You dont want it? (Quatre shakes his head quickly.) Okay, then (Wufei takes a big bite out of the brownie and waves his crumb-covered fingers at Quatre.) Weakling
Quatre: a hee, hee, a hee, hee, AHA, HA, HA, HA, HA! BWA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!! Quatre laughs maniacally. He pulls out multiple grenades from his vest pocket and begins chucking them at the house, laughing all the while. Even Kat, Duo, and Semi discontinue their endless tirade on the swimming pool diving board to watch. Trowa and Heero manage to hold Quatre down and empty his pockets of grenades. Just when everything seems to have settled down, six grenades go off simultaneously, making a small mushroom cloud, and Quatre laughs insanely and rolls on the ground.
1 min. later
Quatres estate is know a smoldering piece of rubble
Quatre: Wha-...What happened?? Is everyone OK?
Wufei: My...China...You blew up
my China! JUSTICE MUST BE DONE!!!! (Wufei pulls out his sword and chases after Quatre.)
Quatre: AAAHHHH! Help me! Help me, please! AAAHHHHH!
*SLICE!*
*SLASH!*
(Quatre yelps and runs faster.)
Everyone: *Sigh*
Semi: I take it well be moving soon?
Kat: Yeah
Duo: Got any more of those brownies?
The End
Or
To Be Continued...
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