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Dial A Twerp
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| Helpful answers to personal questions from morons! |
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| Jesse: Prepare for trouble! James: Yes, and make it double! Jesse: Hey! We don't have time for the motto right now, We have lots of calls to take! James: You'r right! We almost forgot! Jesse: Hi! This is TR! We've taken time out of our busy Pokemon stealing scedule to help out a few poor dumb dorks who can't tell a Voltorb from a hole in the ground that the Voltorb blew up! We'll be taking calls via our new hotline, Dial-a-twerp! OK, ok, so we aren't going to be doing any dialing, and the twerps will be calling us. But we still had to name it Dial-a-twerp because the name was a great idea we had in one of the leauge game episodes and darn it, we couldn't waste it! James: Well, any way, let's take some calls! Jesse: Hello, you've reached Dial-a-twerp. How can we help you? Ash: Team Rocket?! What r u doing calling me? James: Uh...hello..you called us idiot! Ash: Oh ya Meoth: You got a question or not twerp? Ash: Yeah, where's my Pikachu? Jesse: He's right here. I'll put him on. Pikachu: Pika ka Pi? Ash: Pikachu! This is Ash! Hold on Pikachu! I'll come and save you! Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu Pika Pi! Ash: What do u mean, you don't wanna come back? Pikachu: Pika Pika! Ash: I am NOT a moron! Pikachu, u take that back! Pikachu: Pika Pika Pi Pikachu PPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAA!!!!! Ash: Oh fine! Just put TR back on! James: Any thing else freak? Ash: Yeah, I was wondering if you could tell me y i lost in the league games. Jesse: Well, maybe it's because you'r a bad trainer and your Charizard won't obey you. If u had trained it batter.you would have won the games hands down! Ash: Oh...HEY! You guys made me late for the match and... Meowth: Oops, My paw slipped. Jesse: Oh, well, next caller. Misty: HELP ME! HELP ME! PLEASE...Is this TR? James: No, we're the phone friends. PLease read us a poem you wrote! You stupid little pus bag, of course we're Team Rocket! Misty: My Psyduke ran away. Jesse: Why do u care? Misty: Huh? James: Or did run away from your torment. I know if I had to be trained you, I'd be attempting suicide every chance I got! Meowth: I'll get it Jesse: Hey Misty, it's your Psyduke. We'll put him on. Psyduck: Psy-y-y Misty: Oh Psyduck! Y did u leave me? Psyduke: Psyduke Psy-y-y!!! Misty: I DO BATHE!!! Forget you then! There r other stupid Pokemon ! can take put my beat up angr over rejection from Ash on! Psyduke: Psyduck!!! James: You said it Psyduke. What a total bitch. Jesse: Good roddance. Next caller. Brock: Hi, this is Brock. I was wondering y women r always rejecting me. Jesse: Because your ugly, stupid, annoying, have no eyes, and a freak of nature. James: That, and the fact that your like, what 15, 16? And all the women you go after r in their late 20's or early 30's! Find some1 your on age! Brock: I guess your right...So , Jesse, what r u doing later this evening? James: Oops, my hand slipped. Jesse: And your hand hit the hang-up button and then fell onto my leg? James ::natchs hand away:: Yup, clumsy me. Jesse: Clumsy u... Meowth: Let's take another caller before i puke! Next caller. Officer Jenny: Your under arrest!!! James: For what? Officer Jenny: For...uh..for uh..you just r!! Jesse: Yeah? whatever. Meowth: Hey Jess, did your hand slip? Jesse: No, that was on purpose. Next caller. AJ: Hello, I whip my pokemon into submission and scream at them and tell them're worthless and make them train 24 hours like they're in the army. It seems like i'm doing everything right. But now, none of them will obey me! Do u think it could be because of my annoying voice and my hair? What can I do? James: Ummm...Is your refridgerator running? AJ: what? I don't even own a refrigerator. We get all of our food from... James: Well, then, u betta go catch it!!!!! Jesse: Next caller! Gary: Hi, this is Gary, I was wondering why Ash is such a stupid loser. James: Well Gary, that is a complex question that has been plauging mankind for centuries. We don't claim to have all the answers. But we do know that Ash is dumber than a hammer. And that's reason enough for us. Gary: Thanks! Jesse: Thank u! Next caller. Nurse Joy: HELP! I'm constantly surrounded by idiots and Pokemon beaters! James: Ok, calm down, m'am. We'll talk u through this. Nurse Joy: PLease hurry! There's a big ugly stupid guy with weird eyes staring at me and drooling! Jesse: I thought we told him...oh never mind! Quich m'am is therea chair by u? Nurse Joy: Yeah Jesse: All right! U know what to do with it. Nurse Joy: Ok, I think I killed him. Now what? James: Run! Drop the phone and ran as fast as u can away from town and don't look back! Jesse: Hello? Hello? Well, I'm glad we could help some1 who is not a moron! Well, I guess we have time for 1 last caller. Hello? Prof. Oak: Hello! I'm Prof. Oak! James: Yes, did u have a question? Prof. Oak: I'm Professer Oak. Jesse: Um...is there something we can help you with? Prof. Oak: I'm Professor Oak. I study Pokemon! I'm Professor Oak. Jesse: Uh...ok...let me put u on hold sir. James: Well, that's all the time we have here at Dial-a-Twerp! Hope to see u again next time! SO Jesse...prepared for trouble? Jesse: Aren't I always? Meowth: Ahh! That's it! I'm outta here! James: Oh well *shurges* Please call again! |
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