Guy:Now coming up is the momant everyone's been waiting for our main event for the vacant RMWF World Title!
Sid:Finally.
(As Nightmare comes out accompanied by CEO Wil Double who's carrying the same cattle prod that started this World Title controversy the crowd boos loudly and Wil responds by spitting in a little kids face..As Kid Money's Fuck Tha World rumbles from the arena speakers Kid Money comes to the ring but before entering takesa swig from a bottle of vodka and smashes it onto an old ladies head..Kid Money and Nightmare shake hands upon Kid Money's in-ring entrance..As D12's Girls rocks the crowd Mr Scarface runs to the ring as the crowd cheers wildly, he slides in the ring and Nightmare and Kid Money begin laying the boots to him immediately...)
Kid Money -vs- Nightmare -vs- Scarface ( World Heavy Weight Title )
Sid: Looks like Scarface is in trouble early..
Guy: But what would you expect this virtually a handicapped match..Nightmare sets Scarface up than Kid money grabs the back of Scarface's head as he's slammed to the ground with a vicous powerbomb!
Sid: Yeah but who's gonna pin Scarface?
Guy: I don't know maybe they gotta plan.
Sid:And what about Scarface's plan? I don't call lettin' two guys beat your ass a plan!
Guy: Who knows? As the punishment continues Night mare attempts a DDT but Scarface reverses it into a bridge and attempts a pin which is quickly broken up by Kid Money...
Sid: Nice move but Scarface is in a no-win situation..
Guy: Now Nightmare's climbing the ropes as Kid Money holds Scarface down five star frog splash! Delivered it like a cruiserweight!
Sid: Now Kid Money drags Scarface up to his feet and Nightmare drops him back down with a belly to back suplex..
Guy: Scarface is almost lifeless as he miracoulesslyreaches his feet only to be met by Nightmare who hits him with the Impaller!
Sid:Well that should be all for Scarface, Nightmare goes for the cover and I guess he'll win his first World Title..
Guy:The cover 1..2..Oh! What's This? Kid Money breaks up the count! Nightmare and Kid Money are having words, now their shoving each other as Scarface climbs
to his feet and hits Nightmare from behind as Nightmare turns towrads Scarface,Kid Money slaps the Million Dollar Dream on Nightmare!
Sid: Are Scarface and Kid Money on the same page?
Guy: I don't know but Wil Double on the outside islivid, he climbs onto the apron with the cattle prod, but who's that jumping the barricade? Oh it's Spidey and he's carrying a crowbar! Wil attempts to reach over the ropes and shock Kid Money but Spidey wacks
Wil in the back with the crowbar!
Sid: This shit is crazy!
Guy: Now Nightmare is laid out in the middle of the ring and Kid Money and Scarface have clibed the ropes on opposite sides of the ring! First Kid Money lifts off and hits the five Star Splash! Now Scarface with a gullitine leg drop that leaves Nightmare motionless!
As Spidey continues to berate Wil with the crowbar Scarface covers Nightmare 1..2..3!
Winner and NEW WORLD CHAMP : Scarface
Sid:I guess CN had this planned all along..
Guy: Money and Scarface celebrate in the ring as Spidey jumps the barricade and the EMT's tend to the fallen CEO...
( As the celebration continues the rest of Cosa NostraTone Capone, and the Beast come down to the ring and start popping bottles of Moet..The camera
fads as the fans give Cosa Nostra a standing ovation and the celebration continues)
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