Thanksgiving Day Havok - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/Thanksgiving_Day

" Happy Thanksgiving everyone and welcome once again to another episode of Havok! I am Guy Mandell, and here with me as ever is SiD "The King" Nasty.. "

SiD mutters, " I can't beleive they made us work on Thanksgiving "

Guy " Tonight we have quite a good show instore for you.. We have the Cable TV Belt up for grabs tonight, the return of Ashura.. As well as Layla Mercedes.. "

SiD " Layla who? "

Guy " ..and the investigation behind Neep's near-carreer ending 'accident' will begin anew "

SiD " Why are they going to start the investigation over again? The reason they stopped before was because nobody cared "

Guy " I'm sure Neep cared "

SiD " I wouldn't be so sure "

Guy " If you say so "

Layla Mercedes -vs- Ashura
Cage Match
Suddenly 'Feel So Numb' by Rob Zombie hits the PA system and blue and white fire works erupt along the entryway, as their smoke subsides a bit, Layla Mercedes come sashaying down the ramp to the ring. When she reaches it, she slides in through the door and her music melts into Limp Bizkit's 'Boiler' as Ashura walks out. She is accompanied to the ring by her puma, Ares and flying over head is her eagle. She glares about the crowd as she makes her way to the ring. ___ perches on the rim of the cage as Ashura climbs into it. She looks at her opponent and rolls her eyes. Ref, Gary Coleman approaches the cage, closes and locks the door. He checks that they are securly shut then walks over to the bell and rings it. As soon as he does so, Ashura charges Layla.

Guy " There's the bell! And Ashura doesn't waste any time starting this fight.. As she nails Layla with a running scoop slam! She follows with an elbow drop but Layla rolls out of the way just in time.. To side-kick Ashura in the face! "

SiD " Ouch "

Guy " Layla gets back up and DDTs Ashura! She starts stomping at Ashura.. Then runs over to the turnbuckle.. Climbs it.. And gives her opponent a Swanton Bomb! "

SiD " Damn.. Layla's better than I thought she'd be "

Guy " Likewise.. She grabs Ashura by the hair and pulls her to her feet.. Eeew! Ashura gives her a scissor kick to the face! Then whips her into the cage wall! "

SiD, in a melodramatic narrator's tone " And so the tide turns "

Guy raises an eyebrow at SiD, " Ashura now with a missle dropkick to Layla sends her down hard! Ashura grabs her by the ear and starts pummeling her! "

SiD " Man.. Now that's just not right "

Guy " Ashura stops her attack, long enough to climb the turnbuckle where she gives Layla a bionic elbow drop.. Well.. Almost gives her a bionic elbow drop.. Layla slid clear of the attack.

Ashura gets back to her feet, craddling her elbow and cursing to herself.

Guy " Layla.. Charges Ashura.. Then slides bewtween her legs.. And knees her in the crotch! "

SiD " Ahhh! Now that wasn't nessicary either! "

Guy " Ashura falls to her knees, cupping her.. "

SiD " Pussy "

Layla, immediatly after having kneed Ashura began scaling the cage wall.

Guy " ..As Layla has already just about reached the top of the cage. "

Ashura, notices her opponent nearing the top and whistles to her eagle. The bird then flies over at Layla and begins swooping and pecking at her.

SiD " What the hell? That's not fair! "

Guy " Well in an RMWF ring.. Just about anything is allowed "

Layla still manages to get over the top of the cage as Ashura's pet continues to attack her. As Layla begins her ascent down the outside of the cage however, Ashura whistles back to the bird who stops it's assault. It flies high above the cage and starts to return to Ashura who's holding out her arm for a perch when suddenly, a loud 'POP' echoes throughout the arena and ____ falls from the air dead at Ashura's feet.

SiD " Holy shit! What the fuck?! "

Ashura stares down at her fallen comrade and starts breathing heavily. She then throws her head back and lets loose a primal cry that thunders throughout the entire arena.

Guy " I don't know what the hell just happened but whoever did that... Is gonna be very sorry "

SiD " Right "

Guy " Oh yeah, by the way.. Layla has won this match "

Winner: Layla Mercedes
Guy looks out to the cage where Ashura stands, peering around at the crowd.

Guy " Ummm.. Cut to a commercial "

The cameras cut over to a commercial. Well, about five to be exact. Then return to the show as RMWF roadies are carring away the last sections of the steel cage's walls.

Guy " Alright.. And we're back. For those of you just tuning in.. It would seem that someone shot and killed Ashura's pet eagle earlier "

SiD " Hey, you think maybe they were aiming for Layla? "

Guy " I don't know.. It's possible "

SiD " Either way.. That's fucked up "

Guy " Agreed. But there's no use in speculating at this point.. Not til we have more facts. So.. Let's move right along to our next match. The Cable TV Tag Match "

SiD " Okay "

Rebel & The Hunter -vs- Grant "Neep" Turner & Jonny X
Pre-Cable TV Title Tag Match
Guy " Now, this match is just like any other Tag Match.. The only difference is that the winning team's members will then face each other later on in the night for the Cable TV Belt "

SiD " Yup "

hits the PA system as the titan-tron lights up with the image of a brick wall being spray painted with the name 'Rebel'. The wall then explodes and the crowd cheers wildly as Rebel walks out. As he makes his way down the ramp to the ring, his tag partner, The Hunter hurries out to join him. The two enter the ring and then Rebel's music is replaced by --- by -- as explosions erupt beside the entryway and Jonny X walks out, occompanied by Grant "Neep" Turner. The two climb into the ring then after a few moments of absorbing the cheers of the crowd, Neep and The Hunter climb out of the ring and take their places on the apron. Rebel and Jonny X begin circling each other then the bell rings.

Guy " There's the bell and Jonny X locks up with Rebel.. Jonny though soon takes control and after giving a headbutt takes Rebel down with a spinning neckbreaker! He slaps on a.. Nope.. He gets kicked in the face before pulling off a move and now Rebel has him in an arm wrench! "

Neep jumps into the ring and starts stomping Rebel.

SiD " Sthop it! You leath him alone you big brute! Hehe "

Guy " Cut it out "

SiD snickers.

Guy " Gary, the ref, runs over to Neep and escorts him back to his corner.. After the Scotsman broke Rebel's move.. Now Jonny and Rebel are exchanging blows.. Until Rebel catches Jonny's fist.. And twists his arm around his back for a hammerlock! Make that a half Nelson and a hammerlock!! "

SiD " Oooh.. Now that one's gotta hurt "

Guy " Rebel tightens his grips on the Cable TV Champ.. He even gives him a headbutt from behind! "

SiD " Looks like Rebel's going for pain "

Guy " Yeah it does.. He wants that Belt pretty badly "

Neep slides into the ring again and rushes to help his tag partner.

SiD " Here we go again "

Guy " Neep punches Rebel in the back of the head.. But it doesn't seem to have done much else than irritate Rebel "

SiD " Well that's what Neep does best "

Guy chuckles, " Now Neep with a fireman's carry to Rebel! He got Rebel off of Jonny with that one.. "

Ref, Gary Coleman moves over to Neep and starts yelling at him and pointing to the ring's corner. Neep nods to him and then leaves the ring.

Guy " ..And away goes Neep "

SiD " I'm surprised Neep left so easily.. He never leaves when you tell him to "

Guy " True.. But this is a match afterall "

SiD " Yeah.. I guess "

Guy " Anyway, back in the ring.. Jonny just DDTed Rebel.. And now's pulling him back to his feet... He whips Rebel into the turnbuckle.. And into his partner the Hunter.. Who manages to stay on the apron by tightly gripping the top rope.. He reaches in and slaps Rebel's hand then immediatly climbs into the ring! "

Rebel's face turns bright red and he glares at the Hunter.

SiD " It doesn't look like Rebel wanted to be tagged out "

Guy " Judging by the expression on Rebel's face.. I'd say you're right "

SiD " Of course I'm right "

Guy " Jonny X grabs the Hunter and side walk slams him! He pulls him back to his feet.. And hits him with a right hook.. Followed by a left.. Then he whips the Hunter across the mat and into the turnbuckles! He runs over to his opponent.. And steps up on the ropes..

SiD " POW! Right in the kisser! "

Guy " Jonny X is just pummeling the Hunter! The ref runs over and is I guess telling him to stop.. Because he does.. the Hunter slumps to the mat.. But Jonny pulls him back up! He's setting him on the turnbuckles.. And he monkey flips the Hunter to the center of the ring! "

Jonny X climbs the turnbuckles and delivers a Swanton bomb to the Hunter.

Guy " Ooh! A swanton bomb from Jonny! There's the cover! "

Gary rushes over and slides next to the two wrestlers. He begins slapping the mat with the count. Rebel leaps over the top rope, but so does Neep.

Guy " Rebel and Neep both in the ring now.. "

SiD " Oh no you don't mithter! "

Guy " Neep blocks Rebel from being able to break the pin! "

SiD " What.. He think he's a goalie or something? "

Guy shrugs his shoulders. Rebel though, grabs Neep by the face and slams him to the mat. He then runs over and kicks Jonny X in the ribs, sending the Cable TV Champ flying across the ring.

SiD " Damn "

Guy " Too late though.. The three count was already in "

SiD " Yup.. Better luck next time Rebel "

Winners and Cable TV Finalists: Jonny X and Neep
Rebel walks over to the Hunter and snatches him up and back on his feet. He then, while gripping the Hunter by his hair begins punching his tag partner in the face repeatedly.

SiD " Damn.. Remind me never to be a tag partner with Rebel "

Guy " Like that could ever happen anyway "

SiD " It could "

Guy " If you say so "

SiD scoffs.

Guy " So, since the Hunter cost Rebel that match.. Jonny X and Neep will move on to the Cable TV Title Match in a little while. But now, a word from our sponsers "

The cameras cut to a commercial for a Harry Potter/Coca-cola sweepstakes where you can win a trip to a castle. After that the commercials seem to blend together and you pay little attention to the TV until you notice Havok coming back on. When it does, the cameras show the Vice-prez's penthouse office, where we see the Vice-prez himself, Spider-man sitting in his patten leather hover chair watching Havok on the TV sets that tile the wall. In the background, the elevator chimes as it comes to this floor and after a few moments, voices can be heard in the other room. A minute later, Jamal walks in, leading Luke Holmes in with him.

Jamal " Luke Holmes's here boss "

Spidey " I can see this. Thank you Jamal. You can leave us now. I'll let you know if I need anything else. "

Jamal " Ahite "

Jamal exits the room as the Vice-prez turns to face Holmes.

Spidey " Ahh.. Sergent Luke Holmes.. So glad you could see me on such short notice "

Sgt. Holmes " Yeah well it wasn't like I was doing anything special anyways "

Spidey nods, " Well I trust you've had a good Thanksgiving so far? "

Sgt. Holmes " If you can call eating a TV dinner in a motel room happy.. Then yes "

Spidey " Okay. "

Sgt Holmes " So what was it that you wanted to see me about? Do you have a mission for me? "

Spidey " Well actually... I do "

The sergent's eyes light up and he takes a few steps closer to Spider-Man.

Sgt. Holmes " Do tell "

Spidey " Well.. I'm not sure if you know this or not.. But a little over a month ago, one of our wrestlers.. Neep was involved in an accident that almost ended his career.. As well as his life "

Sgt. Holmes " Yeah, I heard about that "

Spidey " Well anyway, I don't think it was an accident. As do most around here. We had an investigation right after the incident happened but.. It turned up no results. Then things in the RMWF got a little hectic for a few weeks and we forgot entirely about the whole investigation.. Which we are now kicking off again. This is where you come in "

Sgt. Holmes " It is? "

Spidey nods, " Yes. I was looking over your file and it says during your Army career you served as a M.P. off and on for about six years combined. Is this correct? "

Sgt. Holmes " Yeah.. Pretty much "

Spidey " It also says that as M.P. you reached the.. I guess you'd say.. rank? of detective "

Sgt. Holmes " Yeah.. Oh yeah! I did, didn't I? "

Spidey " Well, that's what I'm asking you "

Sgt. Holmes " Oh. Yeah. I was a M.P.D. "

Spidey " Excellent.. Then my plan can procede "

Sgt. Holmes " Plan? "

Spidey " Yes. I am putting you on the case of finding out the identity of the person.. Or persons responsible for what happened to Neep "

Sgt. Holmes " And killing them? "

Spidey " No. You just tell me their names and I'll take care of it from there "

Sgt. Holmes grumbles to himself.

Sgt. Holmes " Can I refer to it as a secret mission? "

Spidey " Sure "

Sgt. Holmes " Yes! Alright, I will do it "

Spidey " Excellent. Oh.. Yeah.. "

Sgt. Holmes " Yeah? "

Spidey " If you could find out who shot Ashura's bird.. That'd be good too "

Sgt. Holmes " Huh? A dead bird? No. I ain't gonna waste my time on that "

Spidey shrugs his shoulders, " Oh well. About the Neep thing though.. We got a deal? "

Sgt. Holmes " Sure.. One more condition though.. "

Spidey sighs, " Yes? "

Sgt. Holmes " Since I'm going to be playing the part of detective.. You have to call me Sherluke Holmes "

Spidey " Are you serious? "

Sgt. Holmes " If you want me to accept this mission.. Yes "

Spidey " Fine, fine.. Sherluke Holmes it is "

Sgt. Sherluke Holmes " Good. Now that that's settled, where do I begin? "

The two begin to discuss the details of the investigation as the camera zooms out, from the penthouse's balcony. As it does, the camera catches a shadowy figure outside the balcony doors eavsdropping on the Vice-prez and his new detective. The camera then cuts over to SiD and Guy.

Jonny X -vs- Grant "Neep" Turner
Cable TV Match

'Morning Glory' by Oasis hits the PA and Neep steps out of the entryway. As he walks down to the ring, the crowd both applaud and laugh at him as he waves to them. As he enters the ring, his music fades away and out comes Jonny X, wearing his Cable TV Belt draped over his shoulder. He walks down to the ring and as he climbs in it, the arena lights up with flash photography as Ring Girl, Jenna Jamison appears at the entryway. The crowd cheer, whistle, scream and yell out obsene propositions as she walks down to the ring. When she gets to the ring and climbs into it, Jonny hands his Belt over to her. She then leaves the ring and carries it away with her then sets it on a table that she then sit on top of.

SiD " Jenna always gets a better reaction from the crowd than our wrestlers "

Guy " Well of course she does.. Look at her "

SiD " Yeah, I know.. I was just saying.. "

Guy just shakes his head, " I never knew you had the great gift of being able to state the obvious my friend.. This is new "

SiD " Oh go to hell.. It's been a long night "

Guy " Whatever.. Anyway, there's the bell.. Neep throws a right hook at Jonny but Jonny blocks it and gives Neep a left.. Followed by an uppercut.. That sends the Scotsman stumbling back a few steps.. Jonny kicks Neep in the gut and Neep falls against the ropes "

SiD snickers.

Guy " Jonny with a guillotine to Neep.. And the crowd goes wild "

SiD " Yeah no one likes Neep "

Guy " I don't think that's the case SiD. I'm sure they just like Jonny X "

SiD " Tomato, tomahto "

Guy " Whatever.. Jonny just vertical suplexed Neep and is now going for the pin! "

The ref rushes over and begins the count. 1..2..

Guy " ..And Neep kicks out "

SiD " It'll take more than that to sthop ol Neep mithter! "

Guy " Will you cut that out already? "

SiD " What? "

Guy " Neep now up hip tosses Jonny X.. He follows by giving him a victory roll.. He pulls Jonny to his feet.. The two lock up.. Neep knees Jonny in the groin then gives him another hip toss "

SiD " I'm not saying anything "

Guy " There's the cover.. 1.. And Jonny kicks out "

SiD " Well ya gotta give ol Neep credit for tryin "

Guy " Jonny gets up and Russian leg swweps Neep.. Now he's grabbing Neep by the feet and.. A big swing! "

SiD " Around and around they go.. "

Guy " Jonny X tosses Neep across the ring into the turnbuckles.. Head first! Now Jonny's moving in for the kill... He grabs Neep again.. And.. Gives him a super back drop! Then goes for the pin! "

The ref runs over and starts the count. 1..2..

Guy " And there's the three count! Jonny after all this.. Retains the Cable TV Belt!

Winner and Still Cable TV Champ: Jonny X
Jenna Jamison climbs into the ring to greet Jonny X and awards him again with the Cable TV Belt. After accepting it, he holds high above his head and the crowd start chanting his name.

SiD " Well, I'm glad I didn't have any money on this whole thing.. I would've bet on Rebel "

Guy " Yeah.. But our betting is illegal.. And grounds for immediate termination.. Which means the RMWF's lawyers wouldn't get the charges dropped "

SiD grumbles, " Yeah.. That's why I didn't bet on it "

Guy sighs, " Okay.. Anyway.. "

SiD interupts, " It's a good thing Rebel didn't win the Belt anyway "

Guy sighs, " And why is that? "

SiD " Because.. Remember why we have the Cable TV Belt in the first place? "

Guy " Ummm.. "

SiD " Because the original TV Belt.. When Rebel won it.. He wiped his ass with it and threw it in the Hudson River "

Guy " Oh yeah.. I forgot about that "

SiD " Yeah well.. I didn't "

Guy " Yeah.. Then I guess it was good that he didn't win this TV Belt "

SiD " That's what I said "

Guy " Yeah.. Well anyway.. We have just one more match for this show folks.. And it's for the World Heavy Weight Title! "

SiD " Oh joy "

Guy " But first.. Another word from our sponsers "

The cameras again cut over to commercials.

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