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RMWF RESURRECTION 2002

( Before the PPV, in the RMWF main office )

Work crews busily remove statues of Spidey and pictures of Yammer, as Sir WIL Double of Brunswick stands on a step stool, talking on his cell phone. A short Italian man measures him for his new suit.

WIL “ Tell everybody they are back on the payroll, WIL Double Productions © is back in business. YES, call Jade and CSD, what do you mean CSD is busy starring in a Broadway play? Huh, I did not even no they were still doing that one… Well I don’t care, tell him to get his ass on the plane and I will see them all in New Orleans…. Yeah, yeah, yeah the Superdome, where the super bowl is going to be. Listen I am back in charge. The man who made The RMWF what it was needs to get it back on track and that man is me…… Yeah, I know Spidey did a good job, but look where he left it. Yeah, in the hands of some rookies who were tearing the place apart…. Listen I got everything under control, don’t you worry. I’ll see you in a couple of hours…

( Superdome, New Orleans, The camera swoops the jam packed arena. The fans are going wild and can barley contain themselves as we get ready for the year 2002 and RMWF Resurrection! )

“ Helloooooooo, this is Guy Mandel with SiD “ The King “ Nasty and are special guest announcer the now retired Kid Money. As we welcome you all back to a new year and a new RMWF with the most anticipated return of WIL Double Productions © and our founder himself Sir WIL Double of Brunswick bringing you RMWF Resurrection!!! Wow, this is exciting, after a horrible end to last year we are going to start off the year 2002 off with a bang and what better way to do it but with a PPV and all title matches.”

SiD “ It could have been better is The RMWF closed down. I can’t believe we have made this long and held on to such talent along the way.”

Kid Money “ Fuck Yeah, The Immortal Chris Heid and Darkstalka not to mention Steve The Heater are all still here. You think they would of found another fed or retired by now but it just goes to show you how great this place is. There is just not another place like it and not only does it have an unbelievable fan base it also has unbelievable wrestler dedication also. Look almost everybody that leaves for a better career ends up back, shit even I am here doing announcing.

Guy “ Yes Kid Money, I agree. There is just something special about The RMWF and it looks like it may never die. So with that said lets get this thing rolling. Tonight we have three mini-tournaments starting with a three-man rumble for the U.S. Belt, a four-man tournament for the I.C Belt and a four-man tournament for The World Heavyweight Belt, boasting some of the best talent around the world. Our roster might be small right now but I know it will start to snow ball once again like it has done in the past. Its not like we have not been here before, right SiD, we have seen some rocky times in the past?”

SiD “ Yeah, like the whole three year history.”

Guy “ Always so optimistic.”

SiD “ Is this not like the fourth or fifth come back show we have had? Do we not almost every card have to remind people on how great The RMWF is? Lets face is Guy, if I said it once I have said it before we have been founded by a drug addict and ran by cross dresser. Not once has this place had any direction or rhyme or reason to what goes on. It has been one big mess from the start and that’s probably never going to change, I’m just sick of talking about it. So lets not, OK?”

Guy “ OK, point taken. Lets go ringside for the start of the show.”

( The camera zooms in on the center of the ring where Gary Coleman stands waiting for the crowd to quiet down. A hush falls over the crowd and he begins to speak…)

Gary “ It is an honor to be standing here almost three years from the start of The RMWF. I would like to take this moment to thank Sir WIL Double of Brunswick for saving me from my security guard job and giving me a chance. He may be the only man to recognize true talent unlike the rest of the world. Now before we begin I would like to dedicate this to him. “

( Gary Coleman stands back letting the microphone hang by his side. He wipes his forehead and lifts the microphone to his mouth…)

Gary “ WHAT’CHA TALKIN ‘BOUT WILLUS? “

( The crowd explodes and fireworks shoot out of the ring posts. RMWF Resurrection begins and so does the year 2002! )

U.S Title Match Starring:
Roxanne
Pain
Hunter

Guy “ This is exciting, our first match in weeks.”

SiD “ Yeah, real exciting! Maybe as exciting as a Jets reunion tour.”

Guy “ I would think that would be very exciting.”

SiD “ You would.”

Kid Money “ I have to agree with SiD, this is the worst talent The RMWF boasts but I guess everybody can not be as good as me.”

Guy “ I have to disagree, Kid Money. Maybe Hunter, Roxanne and Pain are not at your level but they are three very good competitors. This should be a very grand match and its about to begin. Pain starts the match off by tackling Roxanne but she shakes him off and delivers an early low blow to set the tempo of the match.”

Kid Money “ Hey, that bitch Roxanne is not that bad looking maybe after the match she would like the honor of sucking a real champs dick.”

Guy “ You better watch it Immortal is in the building and I am sure he would not like you talking about Roxanne like that.” Hunter has Pain up for a press slam but Roxanne interrupts with a drop kick sending both wrestlers to the mat. “

Kid Money “ Who is that other bitch on the outside of the ring?”

Guy “ Carolyn, Pain’s manager who the other wrestlers better keep an eye on. Roxanne in control of the match but not for long as Pain nicely reverses an arm bar she has on him then choke slams her out of the ring.”

SiD “ Time for Carolyn to go to work.”

Guy “ And that she does choking Roxanne on the outside of the ring, while Pain and Hunter lock horns. Pain comes out of the lock up with the upper hand and delivers a side slam. The cover, but only a one count as he is going to have to do more then that to take out Hunter. Meanwhile outside of the ring Carolyn is still working over Roxanne BUT WATCH OUT!!! Hunter just launched Pain out of the ring and he just came crashing down on his partner Carolyn giving Roxanne a chance to make her escape, which she does. Hunter cuts it short by reaching over the ropes and grabbing a fist full of Roxanne’s hair and begins to pull her back into the ring but it is not going to happen as Roxanne yanks Hunter out of the ring instead.”

SiD “ Phew, that was a mouthful Guy. Just like the mouthful I would like to give any of these woman out here tonight.”

Kid Money “ HA! “

Guy “ Please like anyone would want a mouthful of that. Roxanne working over Hunter now as Pain tries to recover. Scoop slam on the floor by Roxy and she climbs back in the ring, leaving Hunter and Pain to be counted out.”

Kid Money “ You can tell this bitch had been trained well and what better trainer then the immortal one himself Chris Heid.”

Guy “ The ref has started the count but before he can even get to three Pain slides back into the ring. Roxanne is right on him but a quick leg sweep and diving shoulder block halt her attack.”

SiD “ Diving shoulder block?”

Guy “ Pain now in control of the match as outside the ring his partner in crime Carolyn moves in on the stunned Hunter. Pain has Roxanne up for a press slam and here he goes for the pin. Will he be our first U.S. Champ of 2002? NO, as Roxanne kicks out. Pain with a fist full of hair sends her into the ropes clothesline takes Roxanne down hard.”

SiD “ Well Hunter is getting his ass whooped on by Carolyn and if Roxanne does not figure something out soon this lose Pain might be representing our great country as the new U.S. Champ.”

Guy “ Well Hunter just nailed Carolyn with a chair outside of the ring. He has really worked hard defeating Dark Night on the un-broadcasted Havok this Wednesday to get into this match. I new he would not give up that easily. Pain whips Roxanne into the ropes again and runs to the others on his own. Tripped by Hunter Pain goes down and Roxanne delivers an elbow drop. She hooks the leg while Hunter climbs the ropes. The ref counts to one and here comes Hunter with a flying elbow nailing Roxanne, now he goes for the cover and 1….2….3, HUNTER WINS!!!! Wow, what a turn around as Hunter claims the U.S. Title. Pain and Roxanne are stunned as the celebration begins.

Winner: Hunter

SiD “ Did I mention that another RMWF come back show is ridicules. It seems every show is some kind of come back show, The RMWF Returns, WIL Double is back and so on. Then everything goes to shit and we do it again. Is this some dumb publicity stunt of the staff and please tell me we are not having a ‘ look back ‘ or a review of last year section on this card. If we take one more trip down memory lane I might puke.”

Guy “ Oh you know it is coming and as a matter of fact what better time then right now.”

SiD “ I mean what is there to review? The fed closed, WIL came back, we had a phantom of The RMWF which turned out to be The Preacher Man who went crazy and WIL had killed.”

Kid Money “ You can’t prove that.”

SiD “ Whatever we all saw It, WIL killed The Preacher Man. The Immortal, ‘ Insane ‘ Scotty Slam and Steve The Heater dominated the fed. The Ultimate Hacker was a big joke and was also killed. We had our normal feuds with disgruntled ex-wrestlers and other feds, Goldust was Prez and as normal did absolutely nothing. Hmmmm what else, HEY, Spidey went MIA, what a friggen surprise. Then so did WIL, Yammer and Bonecrusher took over, Bonecrusher became a janitor, The U.S. Belt was introduced, Rudy took Bonecrusher’s place, then WIL came back and fired everybody. Am I missing anything do we really need to look back it was the same shit every year, really nothing new, nothing surprising and guess what it will all probably be the same this year. Lets just move forward, stop reminiscing and get on with our lives.”

Guy “ Agreed, nice recap, SiD, lets get on to the next match.”

Intercontinental Title Match Starring:
Sherluke Holmes
Steve The Heater
Nightmare

Guy “ After SiD’ great recap on 2001 we are ready and set for our third tourney of the night.”

SiD “ And what a match up, the washed up Nightmare versus some Army reject and Steve The Heater. “

Guy “ Sherluke Holmes who broke open the Neep mystery and only person who claims to have defeated The Immortal.”

SiD “ Oh he beat him, I saw it with my own eyes.”

Kid Money “ I think it was one of those alternate earth things, it did not happen here and did not count.”

Guy “ Well in the rankings department Chris Heid did not receive a loss but Sherluke did get one in the win column. That’s is in the past and as SiD said it is time to move on to the present as the bell has rung and the match has begun.”

SiD “ Whuop-De-Do! “

Guy “Sherluke Holmes starts doing push-ups? What the hell is wrong with this man he is doing push-ups in the middle of a match.”

SiD “ I guess he did not get all his training in before the match.”

Guy “ Steve The Heater and Nightmare seemed confused but not for long as The Heater lays a big boot into the Sergeant’s rib cage. Sherluke doesn’t even break stride and continues along with his work out as the fans start to boo. Nightmare comes off the ropes and delivers an elbow drop, finally knocking Holmes down. Him and Steve team up delivering a barrage of punches and kicks now as Sherluke ducks and covers.”

SiD “ This guy is a real idiot. See what being in too many wars does to you.”

Kid Money “ Yeah, Steve and Nightmare better be careful this nut job does not have some Vietnam flashback and rip there heads off.”

Guy “ I think the flashback just happened! Sherluke comes screaming to his feet and knocks both Nightmare and Steve on their …..”

SiD “ Asses, he knocked them out cold on their asses.”
Guy “ Now Sherluke going to work on Steve with a press slam followed by a suplex. He looks like a man possessed and even I am scared. Holmes turns his attention on Nightmare now and receives a blow to the face, followed by three more but they don’t seem to stun him. He just keeps moving forward, right through Nightmare’s attack backing him into the corner. Luke Holmes climbs the second rope in front of Nightmare then starts beating him. The crowd begins the count to ten but I do not believe this psychopath will stop until every person in the ring is beaten to a bloody pulp.”

SiD “ Well he better turn around because here comes Steve The Heater.”

Guy “ LOW BLOW, Steve nails Luke Holmes in the family jewels and topples him off the second rope. He has discovered the Achilles heal of Sherluke Holmes and thank god he did or the man may have never been stopped.”

Kid Money “ That’s the Achilles heal of every man, not just Sherluke Holmes.”

SiD “ Guy don’t have a pair of balls so he forgets that no man can take a shot to them and keep standing. “

Guy “ I most certainly do have a pair of balls and if you don’t believe me I will prove it after the match.”

SiD “ Whooooo, no thank you, I’ll just take your word for it.”

( WIL Double’s office before the main event…. The president of The RMWF sits at his desk with
CSD standing at his side. Before him sits an unidentifiable man, whom he is speaking too. )

WIL “ This PPV has sucked! It was suppose to be my big return, The RMWF’s big return and
Nothing has happened. No run ins, nobody has died, we haven’t even had any locker room brawls or mysteries yet. We have to shake things up a bit. See what you can do, this is the last match and we have to show that The RMWF is BACK!!!

( The man nods his then gets up and leaves as we cut back to the arena and Guy and SiD…)

“ The Immortal “ Chris Heid
Darkstalka
Grant “ Neep “ Turner

Guy “ Well this is it the main event, the big enchilada, the matches of all matches.”

SiD “ At the beginning of the show you said this was a four man match but I only heard three announced?”

Guy “ I told you Johnny X, OJ Simpson and Bonecrusher all left the fed. Lets go to ring side for introductions.”

( There are three intros, it follows all the same crap, entrance music, fireworks, and the wrestlers entrance’s. Do I really need to describe all three? Nah, did not think so. )

Guy “ The bell has sounded and all three men are ready to go. Nobody seems to know who to go after first as we have a real stare down here.”

Kid Money “ Well if I were Neep I would just give up now. He is going to need a real great plan if he wants to compete with these other two heavyweights.”

SiD “ Kid Money you are getting into this announcing thing way too much. Relax, your making me look bad.”

Kid Money “ Sorry. “

Guy “ Well it looks like Neep’s plan is to attack first as he just charged Chris Heid and takes him down with a clothesline.”

Kid Money “ You Know if memory serves me right, Neep and Darkstalka have had some alliances back in the past. That could prove to be a big problem for Chris Heid.”

Guy “ When it comes down to The Heavyweight Championship on the line I don’t think there are any alliances.”

SiD “ YEAH! “

Guy “ ????? “

Kid Money “ ????? “

SiD “ Well I had to say something before they decide to give my job away to Kid Money. Fucking kiss ass.”

Kid Money “ What did you call me, you little fucking…..”

Guy “ GUYS, GUYS! We have a match to call can you save your bickering until after the card? Darkstalka has Neep over his head and sends him sailing out of the ring, he lands hard on the cold, concrete floor and might not get up after that fall. Now its just down to, two men in the ring as Darkstalka and Immortal lock up.”

Kid Money “ I did not expect Neep to win but I also did not expect him to go down this early.”

Guy “ I don’t think The Neepster is just out of this contest yet. The Immortal overpowers Darkstalka making him submit to one knee. Heid winds up and delivers a blow sending ‘Ol Darky flying back, laying him flat on the mat. Darkstalka flips back up to his feet but Immortal is right there to wrap him up for a suplex then follows it up with a boot to the jaw.”

SiD “ It just seems like this Immortal guy is unstoppable. There how about that Kid Money?”

Kid Money “ How about what?”

Guy “ Man SiD, your like a friggen two year old. This is not a contest between you and Kid Money here. He is just a guest announcer, not the next man up for your job.”

Kid Money “ Yeah trust me nobody wants your job SiD. I believe your safe.”

SiD “ Hey Neep is getting back to his feet…”

Guy “ And he just grabbed Chris Heid and pulled him under the ring ropes and outside of the ring. Neep with a double-arm hook take down jumps on Heid and starts to choke him. Ref #4 gives him a warning from inside the ring, BUT WATCH OUT!!! DARKSTALKA JUST FLEW OVER THE TOP ROPE NAILING NEEP WITH A FLYING FOREARM SMASH!! Now Darky turns his attention on Chris Heid who is still holding his throat from Neep’s choke-hold from before. Darkstalka picks up the ex-champ and sends him face first into the ring post and I believe we have our first blood of the night.”

SiD “ Yeah it looks like Chris Heid has sprung a leak, Guy.”

Kid Money “ Man I love when the matches get brutal and this looks like it’s going to be a good one. It’s only been a few minutes into the match and we have blood already.”

Guy “ Darkstalka keeps up the attack with a reverse suplex then he tosses Chris Heid back into the ring and gives pursuit. NOT GONNA HAPPEN, as Neep grabs Darkstalka by the ankle and…”

SiD “ HE’S BITITNG HIM, HAHAHAHA, NEEP IS BITING DARKSTALKA’S ANKLE.”

Kid Money “ Yeah what is that going to do.”

Guy “ Darkstalka try’s to kick Neep off but he won’t let up! Even after a few choice blows to his head.”

Kid Money “ I think Neep just drew blood! “

Guy “ Darkstalka finally kicks Neep off but he bought Chris Heid plenty of time to recover. Here comes The Immortal with a missle drop kick through the ropes nailing Darkstalka. Neep now stomping on his stunned buddy also receives a moonsault from the top rope by Chris Heid.”

Kid Money “ That was a nice high risk move by Chris Heid.”

THE RMWF: YEAR IN REVIEW 2001

As we close the year two thousand and one and near our three-year anniversary, one must look back and wonder how a place like The RMWF could have made it for so long. Founded on ______ The RMWF arose out of the ashes of The GFW being one of the first feds founded out of three off shoots of the now defunct fed. WIL Double, Panther and Big Foot all split to live out there dreams of owning there own wrestling businesses. Hence forming The NFWA, The Edge Wrestling Foundation and The Real Man Wrestling Federation. This began the long road to the top for one ex-heroin addict, with no money and just a dream.

In all reality and honesty The RMWF started as a joke. We can never go back and relive the early matches do to most of them being lost a long time ago. The first wrestlers of the fed are gone, and having no idea how to contact them I am the only person who can recount the beginning of this place. The first card was a disaster, our main attraction being Bambii, the Walt Disney character, only because it was the only picture I could upload to the site. The matches were short and boring, Guy and SiD were one-dimensional and the whole thing was maybe a hundred words. Soon most people quit, leaving just fake wrestlers who were just roster filler thus the closing of the fed was unavoidable. But for some strange reason I kept writing matches, nobody role played, the fed was closed and I’m not sure if anybody even read them but I kept on going. The cards were brutal and as the first month passed by they got more and more out of hand. People were killed, political statements were made, and Guy and SiD took on there own unique personalities. Little did I know that The RMWF’s personality was taking shape and we would soon reopen to become on of the strongest, longest running forces in e-fed wrestling.

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