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Whenever I get drunk and bored I always hop on Micro Soft Word and type different things for random cards I am writing... Most of the time it is just random babble and never makes it to the card but for the PPV I decided to save everything , no matter how stupid. Actually as I am writing this it is about a week and a half before the actual PPV is due , Spidey has just released the last Wed Night Havok and half of the fed is IMing me quitting. To make sure our cards are on time and of great quality we always try to write parts of the matches , angles and other stuff way before the card is due. That way on the night of the card we can figure out the winners and just add in the details but sometimes this poses many problems and most of the stuff we wrote gets scrapped. Do to last minute changes , people dropping out of matches so on and so forth... This is what you never see , enjoy:

*** The idea of this piece was that awhile back we had a Divison X , with super-hero characters. Instead of a belt , the prize I guess was , The Infinity Gauntlet ( Check Marvel Comics for details ). Seeing that the PPV was suppose to be about all the staff members having a war over control of the fed it made sence that we all would want the gauntlet back because it gives its holder infinate power. I have no idea what the ninjas or Gargamel had to do with it but here it is...

( A bar somewhere , someplace The Gold Ranger sits on a bar stool next to some overweight balding man. His helmet is placed on the bar stool on the opposite side but a blurry mark covers his secret identity …)

Gold Ranger “ So you see we were on top of the world , nobody could beat the Power Rangers but then , but then….”

( The Gold Ranger pauses and takes a sip of his drink and slams it back down on the bar…)

GR “ But then they bogged us down with rip offs , VI Rangers , Beetle Borgs and so on.. It killed our franchise , so when I had a chance at The RMWF’s Division X I jumped at a chance to own this!!!”

( He picks up the Infinity Gauntlet and is shimmers in the air. Just then the bar explodes in action. Three ninjas appear out of thin air , CSD busts through the door with a huge gun and a midget starts dancing on the bar… The Gold Ranger jumps to his feet and waves his hand across his chest…)

GR “ NO , none of you will get this for your stinking war. Not WIL , not Spidey and not you…”

( The Gold Ranger points to an old man in the corner of the bar. He has on a black dress and is balding , sitting next to him is an orange cat…)

Gargamel “ I do not want your stupid glove , I WANT TO EAT THOSE PESKY SMURFS!!! “

( Just then CSD opens fire and The Gold Ranger takes four bullets to his chest…. The ninjas spring into action but The Gold Ranger dodges there attacks diving out the window… He flees down the street as everybody gives chase….)

Bar Tender “ HEY YOU GONNA PAY FOR THOSE DRINKS ???”

( The Gold Ranger turns a corner and ducks behind a garbage bin. He holds his bleeding chest as he slips on the glove. The four small holes on his torso disappear and he all of a sudden appears on a desert island in a lawn chair. Four naked girls fan him as he kicks back…)

GR “ I am not giving this up , you all can kiss my ass…”

( As the scene fades out a retarded black man comes walking up the beach carrying a tray of drinks. He kneels down beside The Gold Ranger ..)

GR “ What took you so long , stupid nigger!!!”

( The Gold Ranger picks up a drink from the tray and starts to sip it as the black man turns his head towards the camera. The camera zooms in reveling the servant to be Jamal and as it fade

This is the orginal beginning of the ppv. As you should know at one time I canceled the PPV do to people quitting and too many last minute changes. But a little known fact was for some reason I was drawing a blank when it came to actually writing the PPV. For the weeks preceding the PPV I was turning out some great cards with lots of angles and cool twists. I had hoped to make it all come to head on this card and really have some surprises, whitty commentary and great matches but it was just not coming as you can see by the original opening it was just boring nonsence.

The PPV starts NOT with fireworks or dumb logos and theme music but slowly at The Baxter Building in NY. It fades into an outside shot of the towering building then cuts to an interior shot , deep down inside , WIL Double’s secret office. The CEO paces back and forth in front of Wild Kat , CSD , Mr. T , his secretary Jade and Jason Cash silently until… )

Jason “ THIS IS IT? THIS IS THE STABLE , THE TROOPS YOU HAVE RALLIED TO TAKE ON THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE RMWF STAFF. WHAT WAS I THINKING?”

( WIL looks at him puzzled then sits down ask his desk drumming his fingers. He motions to Mr. T who gets up and exits the room…)

Jason “ You are maybe one of the most powerful men in the free world. You want The RMWF back and this is how you go about? Gathering this group of nobody’s to take down the other staff members? Ugh well I am here now what is our plan? “

WIL “ We wait. “

Jason “ Wait for what?”

WIL “ Well first you should go to Madison Square Garden and get ready for The PPV , you will be contacted if anything happens.”

Jason “ You don’t have a plan? “

WIL “ Eeeeeh not really , we’re just gonna wait and see what happens.”

( Jason shakes his head and exits out the same door Mr. T did. The rest of The Corporate Stable take their seats and wait. Meanwhile back at Spidey’s penthouse , Spidey is relaxing in his hover chair talking on his cell phone. )

The PPV was suppose to be about all the staff members having a war over control of The RMWF. When I booked the show I thought Spidey would be helping me and that I would write my parts and he would write his. When he offered no help I had to try and come up with things for him to do and failed real bad. In this next piece I don't even know what the mystery object he had did or was.

Spidey “ I have no idea this is WIL’s thing , his PPV and his war. Yeah , I guess we should do something , uuuum you have any ideas? Well call me back when you do….

( Spidey hangs up his cell phone and turns to his safe under his desk. He fumbles with the combo and palms something in the safe… )

Spidey “ Oh WIL I did not want to ever use this but if you leave me no choice……

Although poorley written ( like most of my cards ) I liked this part. It gave a glimpse of The RMWF's past back when there was nobody else but me and three wrestlers. I don't know why it did not make it into the show but here it is anyway.

( The camera switches one more time to Madison Square Garden where Guy and SiD are seated in a protective bullet proof box…)

SiD “ I like this protective box WIL has set us up in. You think The PPV will be this bad that we are gonna need it?”

Guy “ Well it will protect us from stray bullets , and explosions if there are any.”

SiD “ As well as stray poop , cum or blood that may be flying around. “

Guy “ Yes but I am sure we will not have to worry about that. But now it is time to get this PPV officially on the way.. “

Guy “ No thanx I will take your word on it. It looks like the war has started. Not only is this gonna be fought in the ring but through the courts. Goldust is not gonna give up his power , either is Spidey but hey it has been WIL’s fed all along , lets take a look back.”

( The screen turns all wavy and we go WAY back in RMWF history… The scene is a shabby made ring , the mats are mattresses and the ring ropes , are just that some ropes. Bandit has Razorbalde in a Boston crab and a loud snap is heard in the air….)

Guy “ BANDIT HAS JUST BROKEN RAZORBLADE’S LEGS , HE MAY HAVE ENDED HIS CARREER!!!!”

SiD “ Yeah oh yeah really exciting. Oh man I can not believe I am announcing I a wrestling fed in the back of some guinny’s backyard in Philly. Where did I go wrong?

Guy “ Look SiD , I know we are just an upstart fed but I have faith in WIL Double. Yeah , we are just a nothing fed and it may suck right now but I know someday we will be the best. If we stick through this it will be worth it. Just think about it we will see the world for free , make lots of money and be celebrities. Its my dream and I know we can do it , this man has a vision and he will see it through.”

SiD “ God Guy , I do not like many people but for some reason I like you…..”

Guy “ And yeah?”

SiD “ Well I do not wanna tell you this but we are announcing this card , the what third card in this horrible fed?”

Guy “ Yeeeees?”

SiD “ Uuuum the owner is a crack head , he barley pays us and you know what The RMWF is not gonna amount to anything. The staff , besides us , is a total of one. Our main attraction is a reindeer and we broadcast from high schools and peoples backyards do you think this is really gonna last?”

Guy “ Yes!!!!”

( The scene turns wavy and we go back to Guy and SiD at Madison Square Garden…. )

Guy “ You see SiD you doubted WIL and look at us now. We are at Madison Square Garden and he did it all by himself…”

SiD “ Yeah what about Spidey? Yeah , WIL may have forced him into the whole wrestling fed scene but without him The RMWF may have never made it that long.”

Guy “ We will get to that but now on to our first match…

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