RMWF Divided PPV - Corporate War - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/RMWF_Divided

( A jammed packed Madison Square Garden , thousands of fans scream , wave signs , and barley contain themselves as fireworks explode and The RMWF’s theme music plays. Gary Coleman stands in the middle of the ring holding a mic. As he raises his hand the crowd slowly falls silent and he begins to speak…)

Gary “ Welcome to Madison Square Garden and to The RMWF Divided , Corporate War…”

( The fans roar again and Gary stands there waiting for the crowd to go silent again…)

Gary “ Tonight we will showcase what is left of The RMWF’s best. As you all know the road to the PPV has been a rocky one but your CEO has once again pulled it together as the show must go on. So get ready for three hours of mayhem , pulse pounding fights and RMWF action that you have grown to love. GET READY FOR THE EVENT TO END ALL SUMMERS AND LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!!”

( The crowd pops again and we cut over to Guy and SiD in the announcers booth…)

Guy “ Man it is defining in here but here we are at a PPV that almost never happened. As you all probably know WIL Double had canceled the PPV originally but we rescheduled and here we are. From what I gather we have one pissed CEO on our hands..."

SiD " What is he pissed about?"

Guy " Don't know really. Probably all the bickering , all the wrestlers bitching , threatning to quit and so on. Plus the fighting among the staff members , most of all but we are gonna just have to wait and see what will happen with that."

SiD “ I’ll tell you what is gonna happen , exactly.”

Guy “ And how do you know?”

SiD “ Because I know Spidey and WIL like the back of my hand. They are gonna concoct all these plans and have talks on phones. Both of them will have meetings , hidden agendas , and secret weapons. But in the long run all that will happen is a few things will get blown up , some matches screwed up and nothing will get settled , if there is anything to settle in the first place. They both control the fed , they both need each other to run the fed and that’s just how it is. They both know Goldust has no power but thought it would be funny to make him Prez , they both know that Neep is just commish so he would have something to keep him busy and off there backs. I am positve Scorpian and Kid Money are not trying to take over the fed and are just here to book some cards to take the heat off of those two. Even if they had any intention of trying a take over both Spidey and WIL could crush them in seconds. Its all a ploy , this whole war is made up in WIL’s head. What is basically comes down to is they are out of gimmicks and are bored. They are two grown children with lots of toys and they want to play with them… Corporate War , more like corporate bullshit…”

Guy " Hmmmm well lets take a look at some tape we have of WIL this morning and see if it is all a bluff like you say so."

( The Baxter Building NY City. WIL is in his new office with CSD standing beside him. Jason Cash sits in front of his desk listening to The CEO bitch.)

WIL " You know what , FUCK this PPV. I have contacted Spidey several times about putting this show on but he has done nothing. All he cares about is putting out Havoks and patting himself on the friggen back. He has no idea , even less then me , about what is going on in the fed and thats why half the fed almost quit last week. For one month everybody has been foaming at the mouth for a PPV , so I book it and what happens? He spends his time making a list of his favorite matches and bitching because everybody calls me The Prez. Well maybe if he took the time to get his head out of his ass and pay attention to some thing other then himself , he would know what the wrestlers and fans wanted. Then he could earn the credit he so wants. The reason everybody respects me is because I pay attention to them , thats why The RMWF was always so popular. I have always been a hands on Prez , giving the talent what they want , listening to there gripes and all in all just being fair. Spidey thinks this fed would of not made it without him but he is all wrong. I started it and everything about this fed from the way cards are done to the rules are all because of me. We have done a lot of it toghether but the reality is The RMWF was my vision and my vision alone. Yes , I would of not been able to carry it out by myself for so long without him but he needs to relize that it would have never been if not for WIL. I don't understand him or Goldust and I am not gonna sit back and get disrespected any longer. They need to be reminded that there would be no RMWF if it were not for me... Anyways on to other things , you have the new line up for tonights show?"

( Jason nod his head and hands WIL the new line up for the PPV... He looks it over then places down on his desk...)

WIL " OK good , thank you , with out your help this PPV would of never happened. Now lets get moving we have lots of shit to get ready..."
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Guy " Well it looks like WIL is pissed and has said some nasty words about Spidey."

SiD " Yeah I can not believe these two are getting so petty over this crap. You know what this is not a war between staff members but a temper tantrum by WIL and Spidey..."

Guy " Yes , well I am sure more will happen with that situation as the night moves on but lets recap the events leading up to this PPV.. Things have really been heating up in The RMWF ever since its come back this summer... WIL Double founder and Prez of The RMWF had closed the fed some months back and disappeared with out a trace but not before selling the fed to Spidey for some crack cocaine. Spidy reopened The RMWF with a new agenda and a closed door to new wrestlers. Everything went along fine , Goldust was promoted to Prez , Scorpian took on the booking duties of the new show Saturday Night Special. Then to all our surprise WIL Double made a come back taking on the duties of CEO and formed The Corporate Stable. The RMWF soon opened its doors to new wrestlers once again and was flooded with talent like Steve The Heater and The Immortal Chirs Heid. It looked like nothing could go wrong for The RMWF but once again we were wrong. There was The Phantom of The RMWF , later revield as The Preacher Man , who opened the wounds that WIL was and always will be in control of the fed. We had Scorpian bickering with The Primal Punishers much like Nick back in his days. As things heated up WIL and Spidey grew more irritable and it could be seen in there actions. WIL banned Darkstalka , had people offed in his office and had Snakebite attacked backstage . Spidey took sides with Scarface attacking WIL at The Too Hot For A Thong PPV and even Goldust threatened him on one occasion. In the month of August things kept building up to the PPV even more. Angel won a European Title shot in a wierd stipulation having to beat the champ himself on Meltdown. Then Crippler vacated the belt. Hardcore Inc went on to beat Ty My Sho and Mo My Lon for a shot at tag gold and Nightmare lost his World Belt to Scotty Slam. A rematch was then set for the PPV but then things got even wors. One week before the PPV Nightmare and Scotty Slam quit , leaving not only The World Heavyweight Belt vacated but no main event for the PPV. Lightning quit then took it back and Chris Heid was talking of quitting and it seemed WIL had , had enough canceling the PPV. Two days later he would reschedule it after being shot the last Meltdown and reforming his stable with new additons Jason Cash and his secretary Jade. Tonight is what is left , the remaining talent of The RMWF battling it out and possibly the final show down of The Prez , Vice Prez and CEO. The RMWF have seen many turbulant times actually some would say the whole history of the fed has been so. But one thing is for sure we always keep moving forward and never looking back , so no matter who is in charge or who is trying to take us down The RMWF ONCE AGAIN LIVES ON.... Now on to our first match.

Jason Cash & Lightning-vs- Outlaw & Pain ( TLC Match )
( All eyes turn to the Titiontron as images of past Jason Cash , Pain and Outlaw matches flash on the screen. The ending shot is of somebody shooting Jason with an arrow in a hallway on Friday Night Slam... Just then Pain's music hits and he walks out with Outlaw with a mixed reaction from the crowd. They make there way to the ring as more fireworks explode and The Corporate Stable's logo hits the screne. Jason Cash and Lightning appear on the entrance ramp with Mr. T , head of security. All three men walk out and the crowd is silent waiting for something to happen but nothing does and the match begins...)

Guy " There is a lot of anticipation for this match as everybody knows Jason Cash is working for WIL Double. A freaky turn of events brought them toghether. Both men were victims of botched assaination attempts on our special addition of Friday Night Slam two weeks ago."

SiD " I just hope this the end of Jason Cash -vs- Outlaw and Pain these guys have been fueding for the last month and it is getting kinda boring. Hopefully they will settle everything here tonight..."

Guy " Well for some strange reason Jason Cash bowed out of a European Title shot something most wrestlers in his position would give there right arm for. But he is here tonight ready to take on Pain and Outlaw with Lightning The RMWF's rokkie of the month.. Jason Cash starts off the match and on the other side Pain. The bell sounds and both men charge one another Pain ducks a clothesline by Jason Cash and quickly picks up a chair in the ring splintering it over his head."

SiD " How do you win this match?"

Guy " You either put someone through a table or climb one of those ladders and grab that old sock hanging from the rafters."

SiD " Oh and why does The RMWF still use wooden chairs?"

Guy " They have two wooden ones , for effect and two metal ones for pain... Jason Cash scrapes himself off the mat while checking his face to see that Pain has drawn a little blood. Pain takes another swipe with the remains of the chair but this time Cash dodges the blow and now has a ladder. Whoooosh Jason Cash spins around taking out Pain and Outlaw all in one swoop..."

SiD " Nice sound effects , Guy!"

Guy " Thank you SiD. Jason slams the ladder into Pain's midsection then lifts it one more time over his head to deliver another blow. Outlaw with a nice save for his partner grabs the ladder and rips it out of Jason's hands. Cash pissed points a finger at Outlaw warning him that he is next and Outlaw is not gonna wait. He ducks between the ropes and slams his shoulder into Jason and both men begin to exchange blows. Meanwhile Pain is setting up a table but Lightning does not let him get to far diving over the ropes for a flying forearm smash. It is all out war in the ring now and Referee Stevie Wonder just sits back letting it all happen."

SiD " Hey this is the PPV anything goes I guess."

Guy " Yeah I guess. The match continues with all four men in the ring and it does not look like they are gonna go back to there neutral corners any time soon. Outlaw has Jason pinned on the mat and is just pummeling him with blows. Meanwhile Lightning is about to power bomb Pain through a table but Pain kicks him in the head even before he can do so. Pain grabs the table smashing it over Lightning's back."

SiD " Wow Pain and Outlaw win right?"

Guy " No , you have to put the wrestler through the table not the table through the wrestler. Outlaw choking Jason Cash now and Pain is looking to win as he sets up the ladder and starts to climb it reaching for the dirty sock. Lightning with a diving save knocks the ladder out from under Pain and he tumbles to the mat hard."

SiD " Man he fell all the way from the the top of the ladder. Is he still alive."

Guy " Yep. "

SiD " Damn."

Guy " Cash shakes off Outlaw with a rake to the eys then unloads a barrage of punches backing him up and sending him over the ropes. Jason Cash now turns his attention to Pain as him and Lightning get ready to double team'em. A double power bomb by both Jason Cash and Lightning. Lightning sets up a table and Cash climbs the ropes. Meanwhile Outlaw crawls to his feet and Lightning tosses Pain on top of the table. At the same time Jason Cash leaps from the ropes Outlaw dives to stop him missing by inches. Cash comes crashing down with an elbow drop on Pain sending him through the table and winning the match. Wow that was an exciting finish to our first match!"

SiD " Eeeh it was the same as every TLC match finish."

Winners: Jason Cash & Lightning
( Somewhere in Madison Square Garden Neep sits in his cramped Commissioner's office. He has a stack of papers on his desk and he sips coffee as he fumbles through them... Just then there is a knock on his door startling him. Nobody ever visits him except WIL and Spidey's people dumping off more paper work they do not wanna do. But there can not possibly be any more , could there? He slides out of his chair hoping it is someone with an actual problem he could solve. Maybe someone signing up for his wrestling camp , or a wrestler who is not happy with an upcoming match , he can only hope... Neep turns the knob on his office door then stops. What is this is an assaniation attempt? What if Tone Capone is pissed that Neep took his job? Well too late now , he again turns the knob and winces ready for the hot lead to hit his body but nothing comes but silenece... Neep stands there dumb founded for a second then looks down , panic strikes his body as he spots a small flaiming bag. Somebody is trying to burn his office down but they will fail and they will fail hard. He lifts his foot and stomps the bag not once but three time making sure that the flames are all out. Ha , he thinks , nice try but not good enough. He closes his office door and walks back to his desk , as he sits down he begins to sniff the air. What is that horrible smell? Neep knows he did not fart , so what could it be? He shrugs his shoulders and begins thumbing through his paper work again , trying to ignore the horrible smell of shit hanging in his office. )

" This is Clive Anderson standing here , LIVE , backstage of Madison Square Garden. I have taken it on myself to keep a close eye on the powers behind The RMWF's most recent war for power... Besides a court order by Goldust banning everyone from calling WIL Double , Prez and a few pranks on Neep there has not really been any fighting going on. Spidey and The current CEO are not even in the building. Goldust has not been seen in days along with Scorpian and Kid Money the two bookers. Is this war all a ruse , is anybody really fighting for control of the fed or is all just a gimmick to get a slumping RMWF some ratings? Well this reporter does not know but he is gonna get to the bottom of it. Stay tuned as I try to uncover the mysteries of RMWF Divided , Corporate War..."

BoneCrusher -vs- Mustafa -vs- Steve The Heater ( Cable TV Title )
( The lights dim down and a spotlight shines on the entrance ramp. Steve The Heater's music plays and the crowd goes wild. He walks out holding his Cable TV Belt as more fireworks explode. Backstage a over excited BoneCrusher and Mustafa wait as Ref #4 gets ready for the coin toss. He digs in his pockets for some change but comes up empty. BoneCrusher franticly starts searching for a coin any coin until a janitor produces one. He hands it to Ref #4 who flips it in the air , Mustafa calls heads as it falls to the ground bouncing off the floor reviling that he was won the toss. After a minute of consideration Mustafa picks to go first and starts towards the entrance ramp but does not make it far. As BoneCrusher picks up a crate from the backstage area and hurls it towards Mustafa. It smashes on his back knocking him out cold and just to make sure Crusher gives him a few kicks to the head. )

Guy " Word is Mustafa has one the coin toss and has picked to go first but do to some accident backstage he will not be able to wrestle. So Steve is going to have to only fight BoneCrusher and boy is that lucky for him. BoneCrusher making his way down to the ring as Steve waits. He hands his Cable TV belt to ring girl Jenna and she prances it around showing it off to the crowd. Here comes BoneCrusher sliding under the ropes and attacking Steve before the bell. He takes Steve down with a one, handed tackle slam. Both men on the mat and BoneCrusher is dishing out a brutal bombardment of punches.”

SiD “ I see that thesaurus I got you is working out.”

Guy “ How do you mean?”

SiD “ You said Bombardment instead of barrage.”

Guy “ Uuh huh well , Steve sends Crusher off of him by tossing him across the ring by the throat. What a show of power by the champ. Steve crosses the ring and gives Crusher a boot to the midsection followed by another and another. He picks him up by a fist full of hair and sends him slamming into the side turnbuckle. Big elbow smash by Steve then a snapmare sends BoneCrusher out of the corner and sprawling into the center of the ring. Steve sizes him up for an elbow drop but receives a boot to the jaw instead and BoneCrusher wastes no time slapping on a choke hold.”

SiD “ This guy has a wide array of moves don’t he.”

Guy “ Lay off this is his first match in The RMWF , plus a title match. He wants to make sure he wins and if not goes down trying. Bone lets up on the choke hold and gets Steve to his feet , suplex. “

SiD “ What happened to Mustafa is he gonna wrestle when Crusher loses?”

Guy “ I don’t know what happened back stage and who said Crusher is gonna lose.”

SiD “ I did! “

Guy “ Crusher now with a double arm roll over and he gets the pin but Steve Heater kicks out and slaps on a hammer lock.

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