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Clive " This is Clive Anderson with my second Q & A special. Tonight here at RMWF Divided we meet with World Title Contender "The Immortal" Chris Heid. "The Immortal" first bursted onto the RMWF Scene back in June in which he won the RMWF's HaRdCoRe Title in his first match, which took place at Too Hot For a Thong. Well Immortal, welcome to Q & A with Clive Anderson..."

Immortal " Thank you Clive, it is a pleasure to be here."

Clive " Well lets get right down to business. Back in June you entered the RMWF and in your debuit match you won the HaRdCoRe Title. And ever since then you have torn through the ranks of the RMWF. And tonight at RMWF Divided you are getting your first RMWF World Title Shot. How does that make you feel? "

Immortal " Actually Clive, it feel pretty god damn good. When I first decided to join the RMWF my goal was to one day hold that Title. And tonight I get my chance to accomplish that goal. "

Clive " Okay, so in your first match here in the RMWF how did you feel being placed against your future Tag Team Partner in a Title Match? Was the pressure against you? Or else was everything kind of put into place the way you wanted it? "

Immortal " Well, going into the match Snakebite and I had "Heat" between us. And I knew that I was going up against a true RMWF Ledgend. So I didn't take the match lightly. And with a chance at a Title in your very first match obviousely you have pressure on you. But I knew I could handle it. In previous federations I have been put under alot more pressure. So in way things were just kind of placed right into my lap. "

Clive " What made you decide to bring your Girlfriend Roxanne with you to the RMWF? I mean, no complaints from me. "

Immortal " Well I guess it is because when I told her about the RMWF and told her about the Vacant Womans Title she thought it would be a perfect chance for her to get into the ring and do what she loves to do. Raise Hell. Plus with an atractive lady such as her with you at ring side you are bound to get noticed by the fans and by other wrestlers. "

Clive " Alright, lets switch gears back to you. Now in a couple of your interviews you have talked about your respect towards Scotty Slam. But before you two wrestled you literally hated each others guts. So, I guess my question to you would be, what is your status with Scotty Slam? "

Immortal " Well Clive, Scotty is a very good wrestler. And I would have loved to have known who would have won our match about a month ago on Meltdown. But too many people had to stick their noses in our business which cause Shaq to declare the match a No Contest. But Scotty and I proved that we were both better than we had thought and we developed a respect towards each other. "

Clive " But do you like Scotty Slam? And what do you think of him calling this match? "

Immortal " Well it is no secret, I don't like Scotty Slam. I mean in my personaly opinion, he may deny it up and down, but I think after he won the World Title he was afraid of me. And he wanted to keep that title away from me. He claims other wise. But I guess tonight we will find out if he wants to keep me away from the Title by the way he calls the match. If he calls it fairly and doesn't screw me over then he will have proved me wrong about my theory on him and the World Title. "

Clive " Now what about Snakebite? Currently he is unable to wrestle due to a Collar Bone Injury ( OOC: Getting Situated at College ). Were does this put HaRdCoRe Inc.? "

Immortal " This just puts HaRdCoRe Inc. back a step. I mean we proved our worthiness by defeating Ty My Shoe and Mo My Lon for the #1 Contendership to the Tag Team Titles. And when Snakebite returns he and I plan on getting our title shot. Whether it be against Steve The Heater and BoneCrusher, or any other Tag Team for that matter. HaRdCoRe Inc. are by all rights deserving a Tag Team Title Shot. "

Clive " Well now let me ask you about a few things going on in the RMWF right now. And you just give me your thoughts. "

Immortal " Okay. "

Clive " Neep becoming Commish "

Jade " Very, Very, Very Big Mistake. No offence Wil and Spidey, but Neep is constantly wanting to make matches that make no sense. "

Clive " Nightmare starting a Wrestling School... "

Immortal " Very good Idea. I mean it is exactly what the RMWF needs to get the talent to step up. Nightmare, Steve and I have actually been training some of the talent in the RMWF. And they have been improving. "

Clive " Well who have you been helping out? "

Immortal "Actually, when Lightning first came into the RMWF I saw some talent in him. So I decided to give him just a few pointers and ever since he has improved. I mean, he was good before but now he is Championship Material. Maybe not World Championship, but still. "

Clive " You know I have seen that improvement in Lightning. You must be a good trainer. "

Immortal " Yeah, in fact, I am going to take it a step further from that. After I retire from the RMWF I am going to reopen the WWEF. My birth fed. "

Clive " Yeah you have been mentioning it a little bit more in your Interviews. So what are your plans on it so far? "

Immortal " Actually, before Scotty Slam had to leave the RMWF for a bit I was going to retire from the RMWF. I had put in for my release. But then when I found out Scotty was leaving as well as other talent was going to be leaving soon I knew that it was time to put the WWEF on hold. And now that I am back I have RMWF World Title Shot, and a chance to sit right were I belong, on top of the RMWF. "

Clive " Aren't you afraid that something will happen like with your match with Scotty? "

Immortal " Actually Clive, I have a plan to stop any interferances. I have recruited three other wrestler to join a force that once dominated in the WWEF. The force was a Stable known as "The $hooter$". And tonight the $hooter$ are formed and they will be at ring side to hold off all wrestler that want to stick their noses in mine and Steve's business. "

Clive " Well who are they? "

Immortal " They are my Tag Team Partner Snakebite, who has been cleared to be at ring side. Nightmare, my friend and former stable mate in Cosa Nostra. And I guess you could call the third member my Apprentice, and that man is Lightning. Together we will be known as The $hooter$. And trust me, when you are a $hooter$, you don't $hoot Blanks! "

Clive" Well thank you for your time Immortal. And good luck with your match hear tonight against Steve The Heater. "

Immortal " Thank you, Clive. "

Q & A with Clive Anderson is a production of WIL Double Productions ©. No images, video or quotes can be used from this broadcast without prior written consent of WIL Double Productions. This was taped previous to the PPV. POOP!

( Pain and Carolyn are sitting at a bar, having a few drinks...)

Pain " Man I sure did a number on Jason Cash and Lightning. If it were not for that masked man I would of killed them. Oh man look at the time I gotta hurry my Hardcore Title match is coming up."

Carolyn " Go ahead without me, I wanna finish my drink..."

( Pain kisses her on the cheek and tosses some money down on the bar before rushing out. Little did he know what a mistake he was making. Missing each other by seconds Pain hails a cab as The Immortal Chris Heid and Roxanne get out of there limo.. They enter the bar and sneak up on Carolyn. Roxanne picks up a discarded beer bottle cracking it over her head as Chris Heid prepares some barbedwire. He wraps the poor defenseless Carolyn in the wire as Roxanne pulls over a bar table. Chris Heid and Roxanne both climb the bar and double piledrive Pain's chauffeur ( or whatever she is ) through the hard wood... The Bouncers come running over as some woman screams from the site of a bloody Carolyn as Chris and Roxanne escape out the front door...)

The scene cuts over to Spidey's penthouse suite office. Where he sits in his hover chair watching the PPV's progress on the wall of TVs lining, well.. the wall. A large talking fly is buzzing around his head. He keeps swatting at it but just can't seem to get it to stop annoying him.

Spidey " Jesus! How can I get anything done with that goddamn pest bugging me?! "

Fly " bzzz blah blah blah you know what Spidey? bzzz I think blah blah blah you should get a bundle tomorrow blah blah blah.. don't you think so too? bzzz bzzz huh? huh? dontcha think so too dontcha huh huh huh? dontcha think you should get a bundle? tomorrow.. that way blah blah blah bzzz bzzz blah.. dontcha think? cause that way blah blah bzz blah you know? "

Spidey jumps up from his seat and marches out onto the balcony. Outside, Jamal is seated in a lawn chair drinking a 40oz of Old E while Spidey's bodygaurd, Jason Vorhees stands looking over the balcony rail. Leaning against the wall and drinking a Mountain Dew, is Christina Aguilara. Spidey slams the doors closed behind him and sighs with momentary relief.

Spidey " Jesus! Finally a little peace and quiet.. Now I can think straight.. "

Jamal " That fly buggin ya again boss? "

Spidey " You really need to ask? "

Christina Aguilara " Poor baby "

Jamal " Guess not.. So how's the PPV coming along? "

Spidey " Pretty good I guess.. I'm surprised Wil finally managed to squeeze it out. It's been what, a month in the making? "

Jamal " Yeah. He was bitching before about you not helping him with it "

Spidey " I know.. I promised him I'd help him with it but shit, it has been delayed a few times, canceled, rescheduled.. All this I heard from our wrestlers. Wil never kept me in the loop on what was going on with it so.. And right now I barely even have time to do a two or three match show once a week as it is.. Not to mention the usual updates "

Spider-Man takes a seat down on a bench and pulls out his dick as Christina Aguilara walks over to him. She gets down on her knees and takes Spidey's donkey dick into her mouth and does her womanly duty of sucking the man off.

Jamal " Yeah? Why's that? "

Spidey " Ummm.. Well my one dealers is out and the other's been real dodgey lately.. All the street dope in the area's dried up so I gotta drive all the way out to Irvington everyday to cop on the street there. I gotta drive my two friends to and from work everyday, work myself.. etc, etc, etc.. And of course there's that damn fly. I can't think straight with that freakin thing always buzzin around "

Jamal " Sorry I asked.. "

Spidey " Yeah well.. No one cares about this PPV anyway.. We should've just had the Title shots on Havok or Meltdown weeks ago. Our wrestlers are too damn impatient to wait a whole month for a show.. Which is understandable. Wil wanted my help on this PPV but I mean it's not like I can just scrap weekly shows to focus on it like he did, especially now since Wednsday's shows have been the only ones going on these past three weeks.. Kid Money bailed as soon as he started putting on shows, who knows where the hell Scorpian disappeared to and Wil.. Well, it's taken him that whole month just to sort this PPV out and get it on. Then I was told the PPV got cancel a week after it was finally booked.. At that point I figured, fuck it I'll just do it myself but then Wil went and changed his mind or some shit and decided to go on with it after all. I still don't know the story behind what all happened.. No one tells me anything.. The staff needs to communicate more.. I think Wil does it on purpose though. And also, I don't know about Wil, but me.. When it comes to doing a PPV, it's a hell of alot easier to do the whole thing then just issuing out pieces.. But whatever.. And yeah he was the one who started this fed.. Shit.. Wrestling was never really my gig anyway.. But til I came along, it wasn't for nothin that the roster only had seven members. I'm not gonna commit blasphemy by elaborating at how it was in those days. When Wil turned his back on the RMWF I wouldn't let it die and gave up everything to keep it alive and well until the day he decided he wanted to return to it.. Not many appreciate what the RMWF truelly is.. Or even know for that matter.. Are me and Wil the only ones? But anyway, as far as listening to the wrestlers? Shit.. He may listen but he sure as shit doesn't care about em.. Me.. Everything I do is for them.. I'm their big brother, father, best friend, etc, rolled into one.. I love them more than I do my own family.. Hell they are my family! "

A hulking 'man' who looks like a cross between Frankenstien's monster and the terminator " ENOUGH ALREADY! I do not know who bitches more.. You or Wil. You two are the Yin & Yang. Like Oscar & Felix. He's the baby kisser and your the party.. Accept it. "

Spidey " What the hell are you babbling about? "

Spider-Man turns to address the person then sees who it is, " Hey.. Where'd you come from? "

'UW-7' " I find it odd that you ask that question, considering that you were originally one of those who had me created "

Spidey " Look man, if you know what's good for you, you'll leave before Wil finds out your here.. "

'UW-7' " I meant no ill will.. But alright, I'll go. Before I do though a word of advice... "

If you could see beneathe Spidey's black mask you would see him cock an eybrow.

Spidey " Which would be? "

'UW-7' " ...Fight the real enemy "

Spidey " Huh? "

The words echo throughout Spidey's mind, then suddenly the balcony doors slam open and the talking fly comes buzzing out on the balcony.

Fly " Hey Spidey do you think you could buzz buzz blah blah blah buzz? "

Spider-Man screams out in frustration and swats at the fly while running from it.

Spidey " Jamal? You still strapped? "

Fly " Spidey.. Spidey? I really don't think it's a good idea blah blah buzz buzz buzz dontcha think? "

Jamal " Word. You know me "

Spidey " Gimmie your piece "

Fly " You know Spidey I think you should think about trying to blah blah blah you know? "

Jamal pulls out his pistol.

Jamal " You ain't gonna try ta shoot dat fly is you? You'll never hit it "

Spidey " I'm not gonna shoot the fly.. I'm gonna shoot myself! "

Jamal yanks his gun away from Spider-Man.

Fly " Spidey I really think though that buzz buzz buzz.. "

Jamal " Relax boss! "

Spidey " I can't take that damn fly anymore! "

Spider-Man leaps to his feet, he does so right as he busts a nut and the cum splatters Christina Aguilara in the face. She smears it into her mouth as Spidey hurries back into his office, slamming the doors behind him. The cameras finally switch back over to SiD and Guy.

Angel -vs- Darkstalka
European Title The lights shut off and Limp Bizkit's "Boiler" hits the PA. Clips of Darkstalka suplexing opponents displays on the Titan-tron, strobe lights begin flickering and smoke starts pouring out of the entryway. The smoke subsides a bit, revealing a coffin standing at the top of the ramp. It's door slowly creeps open, revealing Darkstalka inside and the crowd boos enthusiastically. He steps out of his casket and strides down the ramp and to the ring in which he then climbs into. The strobe lights cease, leaving only darkness as his music blends into "Talk Supernatural" by D.C.. The fans start chanting Angel's name as fireworks erupt about the entryway, their light exposing the one the crowd is cheering. The lights gradually resume their standard illumination as Angel makes his way down to the ring, flexing his muscles for the fans, causing them to cheer even louder. He slides into the ring and begins circling Darkstalka, who just stands still, eyeing his opponent until the bell rings.

Guy " And there's the bell! Darkstalka snap suplexes Angel then quickly slaps on a figure four leg lock! Angel manages to get out of it though before Stalka had secured his grip.. Then kicks him in the face! "

Angel leaps to his feet then runs to the turnbuckle.

Guy " Angel, up then off the turnbuckle with a moonsault that knocks the bajebas out of Darkstalka! "

SiD " Bajebas? "

Guy " It's a term.. It means.. "

SiD " I know what it means.. It's just gay "

Angel pulls Darkstalka to his feet.

Guy " Well whatever.. Darkstalka rakes Angel's eyes then side belly suplexes him!! He follows with a texas clover leaf! "

SiD " You know, whoever booked this match should have their head examined "

Guy " Why's that? "

SiD " Because.. Whichever one of them loses is going to go on a tangent that they were robbed and should've won.. We're unfair, etc. "

Guy " I doubt that Angel and Darkstalka are not sore losers.. They are two of this fed's finest. In fact, they shouldn't even be fighting for the European Title.. This match should be for the World Heavy Weight one "

SiD " You are such a kiss-ass "

Guy " Just call em like I see em "

SiD " Yeah okay "

Guy " Ooooh! A northern lights special from Angel! Now he's dragging Stalka over to the ropes.. He's tying him up in them.. Angel runs across the ring and off the ropes returns to nail Stalka with a ____!! Darkstalka slumps to the mat and Angel, not relenting starts stomping him in the face!! He gives him an elbow drop.. But Stalka rolls clear of it.. And slides out of the ring.. "

Darkstalka grabs his opponent's legs and pulls him out of the ring.

Guy " ..And takes Angel with him.. He gives him a leg drop.. "

SiD " Hey is that T-Money coming out? "

Guy " Huh? Where? "

SiD " Made you look! "

Guy " Oh brother "

SiD " Why is it that they aren't any heterosexual couples in the RMWF? "

Guy " Wait, what? "

SiD " Well I mean first we had Neep and Fraser Newlands.. Now there's Darkstalka and T-Money "

Guy " I seriously don't think that there's anything going on between Darkstalka and T-Money "

SiD " That's not what I heard "

Guy " Yeah well you can't always beleive everything you hear "

SiD " Getting a little defensive there aren't you? Maybe you have a thing for Darky as well "

Guy " Whatever.. Darkstalka hits Angel with a right hook followed by a left cross.. He whips him into the barrier then charges him with a shoulder tackle.. "

Angel side steps and Darkstalka ends up nailing a kid on the other side of the barrier in the face.

SiD laughs, " Oh man.. That's too much. Hey remeber the time Darkstalka fought Black Widow and he delibratly punched out the little boy who had helped put him out when he was on fire? "

Guy " Yeah.. "

SiD " ..And just the other day this little boy asked him to autograph a shirt and Stalka threw the shirt on the ground, then the little boy with it! "

Guy " Your point? "

SiD snickers, " Darkstalka's a bastard "

Guy " ..Who obviously doesn't like little boys "

SiD " That's why I like him "

Guy " Cause he doesn't like little boys? "

SiD " No, because he's a dick "

Guy " Oh.. I thought you hated him though? "

SiD " Huh? "

SiD ponders, " Oh yeah. You're right, I do.. Oh well "

Guy shakes his head, " Anyway.. "

SiD interupts, " No count outs? "

Guy " Guess not.. Darkstalka having just piledrived Angel is now applying a leg lock on him "

An old lady in the crowd reaches over the barrier and starts hitting Darkstalka in the head with a sign sloppily reading 'Steve the Heater puts the HEAT on!'.

SiD laughs, " Ha I guess that's that kid's grandmother.. Hehe "

Guy " Darkstalka just elbowed that old lady in the face! "

SiD snickers, " That's fucked up "

Guy " Angel took advantage of that distraction and sends his opponent down with a European uppercut.. "

SiD " How appropriate.. You know, this being for the European Title and all "

Guy just looks expressionless at him while Angel starts kicking the Dark One in the ribs.

SiD " Shut up! "

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