IN
A LAND
FAR FAR AWAY
FOUR MEN BATTLE IT
OUT FOR SUPREME RULE OVER
ONE WRESTLING FED , THE RMWF
Previously, BoneCrusher screwed Mustafa out of his match after he won the coin toss. He has been in a brutal battle with Cable TV Champ , Steve The Heater, for over ten minutes but will Mustafa stay down for long?
BoneCrusher -vs- Steve The Heater ( Cable TV Title, continued )
Guy " Steve has a hammer lock on BoneCruser and he picks him up and slams him down. Heater back in control of the match now with a press slam and look how cocky he is pinning BoneCrusher with one foot while he flexes."
SiD " He's not gonna win the match like that!"
Guy " I don't think he was trying , just showing he can do whatever he wants. BoneCrusher, of course, slips out of the pin but Steve takes him right back down with a choke slam. Steve reaches down to pick up BoneCrusher who gets off another eye rake but only stunning Steve for a second gets desimated with a ddt."
SiD " BoneCrusher is grasping at straws now, this match is about over. Of course once again I was right calling it that Steve would win."
Guy " He has not won yet and look who is coming to the ring."
SiD " Who is that? I never saw that man before in my life and look at that cartoon bump on his head, how did he get that?"
Guy " It's Mustafa you moron! Do you ever pay attention to your job."
SiD " Nah, not really."
Guy " Man does Mustafa look pissed. He is getting in the ring and Steve just spotted him. Steve is yelling he is pissed that he is out there early. Mustafa just pushes Steve out of the way and attacks BoneCrusher."
SiD " BoneCrusher must of gave him that lump on his head."
Guy " Mustafa with a neck breaker and now he is leaving the ring. Oh no, he has a chair and he tosses it under the ring ropes but Steve The Heater picks it up. CHAIR SHOT by Steve sends Mustafa sprawling out outside the ring."
SiD " That was a dumb move by Steve he could of sat back and let Mustafa do all the work for him."
Guy " He wants to win it by himself not like you SiD who had to cheat to win."
SiD " I never cheated!"
Guy " Ugh huh, Steve turns his attention back to BoneCrusher who was in the process of getting to his feet. He takes him down with a clothesline and then his finisher Maximum Heater. The cover 1, 2, 3, Steve finishes off BoneCrusher."
SiD " Does he have to pin Mustafa now?"
Guy " I guess he is dragging him into the ring but Mustafa pulls something out of his pants and nails Steve splitting his head open. Steve is dazed and just walking around the ring holding his bleeding head as Mustafa pounds him."
SiD " Why do we even haf referees?"
Guy " He must not of saw the object."
SiD " We saw it and we are way over here."
Guy " Man Steve better be careful he does not want to get hurt and miss his match with Chris Heid at tonights main event. Mustafa with a clothesline finally gets the champ off his feet. He delivers a knee drop but here comes BoneCrusher with the ring bell. MAN HE JUST NAILED MUSTAFA AND NOW STEVE AND MUSTAFA ARE BOTH OUT ON THE MAT!! BoneCrusher is celebrating and now he climbs the top rope with that bell. Who is he gonna hit with it? He poses for the crowd and WAIT!!! Steve just got up and grabbed BoneCrusher slamming him down on Mustafa he jumps on both men and the ref counts 1, 2, 3!!!! STEVE THE HEATER HAS DONE IT FINISHING OFF BONECRUSHER AND MUSTAFA!!! MAN, he grabs his belt and leaves for back stage probably to get his head stiched up.."
SiD " Told you Steve would win."
Guy " Aaaah stuff it."
Winner: Steve The Heater
( Jason Cash and Lightning celebrate there win over Outlaw and Pain as they make there way over to The Baxter Building. They cross the busy NY street but THEN ( Dum Dum )... A car comes screaching down the road clipping Jason Cash. He spins in the air and crashes down on to the windshield cracking it sending the car out of control. Lightning rushes over to check on his partner as Pain comes running out of the car with a crow bar. He nails Lightning in the back of the head splitting his skull. The wretsler tumbles to the ground and Pain lifts his weapon for one more blow but a man appears out of nowhere with a mask. He grabs the crow bar and rips if froms Pains hands. Pain takes off as the masked man helps Jason and Lightning over to there destination...)
Spidey's Penthouse
( Spidey sits at his desk as his door open up. In walks Jamal who sits down in front of his desk...)
Spidey " What is the news? "
Jamal " Huh?"
Spidey " Oh never mind..."
( Spidey picks up his cell and hits a few buttons. The line rings and a mysterious voice answers...)
Voice " Hello! "
Spidey " You have any news for me."
Voice " Oh yes , lets see. Before the PPV WIL pitched a bitch about you. I have it all on file and am down loading it to your computer as we speak. Also his little bitch Jason Cash was ran over by Pain in his car but that damn masked man saved him. You know how unlucky can a guy be first he is shot then hit by a car."
Spidey " Anything else what about the project? "
Voice " It is almost finished but other then that is has been pretty quiet."
( Spidey hangs up the phone without even saying good bye...)
Spidey " You know that little bitch. What could he be bitching about I am the one who does everything in this fucking place. I book the shows , keep track of the rankings and everyone still calls him The Prez. Well I will show those little fuckers who is in charge here. They will all see. Get me Goldust on the phone!!! Oh wait who am I talking too? "
" This is Clive Anderson here with a special report outside of Goldust's office at the East Coast RMWF Main Office. Goldust is actually in his office and according to the staff this may be the only second time he has been here. The buzz is he has just talked to Vice-Prez Spidey and has two major announcements to make after the next match. Besides banning anyone from refering to WIL Double as ' The Prez ' he has been quiet tonight. Along with other staff members Neep and Scorpian. What will these announcements be? Well I will keep you updated as soon as more info is available. I personally feel that someone is gonna lose there job or even maybe there life..."
Grant " Neep " Turner -vs- Fraser Newlands ( Lions Den Match )
SiD " Here that Guy they are finally gonna fire you."
Guy " They are not, but I am excited to hear from Goldust, wonder what his announcement is about?"
SiD " OH MY FRIGGEN GOD!! NOT ANOTHER MATCH BETWEEN NEEP AND FRASER!!!"
Guy " Whats so wrong about that?"
SiD " If you gotta ask I am not telling you."
Guy " Here comes Fraser Newlands followed by The Commish himself Grant " Neep " Turner. The Lions Den is being set up as they wait by ring side."
SiD " What is a Lion's Den match anyway."
Guy " Just a circular steel cage surrounding the ring."
SiD " Oh they should have a lion in it or something."
Guy " That would be silly, the ref is a lion."
SiD " Oh and that is not silly?"
Guy " Of course not. The ring is set and Neep and Fraser climb in. They shake hands as the mandatory Neep/Fraser match on all PPV's is set to begin. Fraser goes after Neep who dodges him and takes him down with a foot sweep."
SiD " You know Neep better watch his back WIL has dragged him into this corporate war crap and he is prime target for a hit. I mean his attention is on the match, he is prime pickings."
Guy " Yeah, I don't know why Neep is involved? He is happy just being commish but I guess he has a lot of issues with Goldust. I don't know what he ever did to The Prez but man does he like to ride Neep's ass."
SiD " Yeah and so does Fraser!! Ha, that was too easy."
Guy " Neep has Fraser in a headlock and slams his head against the cage. Now the master of the submission slips him into a chicken wing and takes Fraser down hard with a yank of the arm."
CRASH!!!
SiD " What the hell was that?"
Guy " Somebody just fell out of the ceiling and crashed through the cage. He has a bow and arrow , IT'S HUNTER!!!"
SiD " How lame, who uses a bow and arrow?"
Guy " The greatest stalker in the world Hunter."
SiD " Whats he gonna do shoot the two fruits, big deal, its about time somebody ended Fraser and Neeps pitful lives."
Guy " Hunter raises his arrow and points it at Neep but here comes WIL Double and close on his heels is CSD armed with the biggest gun I have ever seen."
SiD " Yeah that is something out of a gook cartoon."
Guy " CSD just opened fire hitting Hunter once in the arm causing him to drop the bow. Neep takes cover and Fraser takes off... Why is WIL out here saving Neep?"
SiD " Duh, Hunter is the one who shot him and Jason Cash."
Guy " How do you know?"
SiD " I'm a genius."
Guy " Hunter is retreating and CSD runs him down cold cocking him with the gun. WIL helps up Neep who gives the CEO a hug."
SiD " Neep just grabbed WIL's ass!!"
Guy " He did not."
SiD " Yes, he did I saw him."
Guy " WHAT THE FUCK? CSD was holding Hunter for WIL when the lights just turned off."
( Just then gold spotlights flash through the arena and gold confetti covers Madison Square Garden. Goldust appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He is in a long gold ball gown, decked out in his white makeup and white wig. The crowd is at a defining roar and The Prez holds up his hand quiting them to a dead silence...)
Goldust" SUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT!!!!"
( The crowd roars again then calms down to listen to what Goldust has to say. Goldust prances back and forth on the entrance ramp, flips his hair back then begins to speak. Meanwhile CSD holds Hunter in a full nelson in the ring as WIL looks on...)
Goldust" WIL Double, founder of The RMWF, well , well what ya doing there? Acting out a little dislipine on one of my wrestlers?"
SiD " Oh my god Goldust is actually talking english!!!"
Guy " Shhhhhhh!"
Goldust" Sorry to interupted but I have a few announcements to make. You see I have been a faithful follower of you from the start of The RMWF, always being your little lacky but that has all changed. You and Spidey made me the most powerful man in the free world. Ruler and Prez of The RMWF, I am your boss now!!! It was all fine while you were gone people respected me and Spidey but then you had to come back. Supposedly your arm was twisted and you were forced to come back. You were gonna be just CEO run some cards and stay out of our way but NOOOOO you could not have it that way. You had to be the one on top. The one who the wrestlers liked and litened too. You once again had to be the center of attention and IT MAKES ME SICK!!! You left The RMWF out in the cold, retreated to some hidden place with kleenex boxes on your feet. YOU LEFT US ALL AND NOW YOU COME BACK AND WE ARE SUPPOSE TO FORGET WHAT YOU DID? I think NOT my friend and you can go SUUUUUUUCK IIIIIIIT!!!! I for one are not as shallow as the talent here. You can kiss Nightmare's ass and Steve The Heater. You can recruit as many washed up wrestlers from The RMWF history as you want but I'm not gonna fall for your bullshit. I see right through you and maybe Spidey is to high to do anything about it but me my friend, I am not."
( Neep and CSD start there way down the entrance ramp ready for what ever Goldust has planned. They are ready to protect WIL Double and The RMWF. Even Hunter stands in the ring stunned as The Prez continues....)
Goldust " Look at you people. Neep the biggest joke in The RMWF and CSD, HA, you WIL are a drug addict, ass kissing, loser. You screwed up leaving The RMWF and you hurt us all. Did you really think I was gonna let you come back and take it away from me. Noooooo, sir you wanted a war and buddy you got it. As Prez I am first making ' Insane ' Scotty Slam special ref at the main event tonight."
( The crowd gasps...)
SiD " I thought WIL and Scotty announced that already? "
Guy " Shhhhhhhhh! "
Goldust " My second act as Prez is to ban all non-American wrestlers after tonights PPV because you never had the balls to do it."
SiD " I mean we always new it but GOLDUST IS A FRIGGEN LUNATIC and now he is a lunatic with power."
Goldust" But I have saved the best for last. WIL, me and the rest of The RMWF actually still love you. Thats why we tried to have you killed instead of doing what I am gonna do next. We had rather seen you dead then your heart broken like this but sorry old friend I just have to do it. For the sake of me, Spidey and The RMWF it is just better this way. Starting now you are no longer CEO, you are not even part of The RMWF as you are fired. You should of died when we had Hunter shoot you but you had to be dumb and live. It was nice knowing you but get out of my arena and out of MY FED!!!"
( A stunned crowd is silent as WIL rushes to grab a mic..."
WIL " YOU CAN NOT FIRE ME, I MADE YOU!!!"
Goldust " I can do whatever I want, I am The Prez!!!"
( Goldust drops the mic and walks off...)
Guy " Oh my god he fired WIL, this is horrible."
SiD " I don't think so Goldust should fire WIL, Neep, Spidey and hire a staff that actually knows what they are doing."
Guy " But I mean with out WIL there would of been no RMWF and Goldust would of never had the career he did."
SiD " Life sucks, time to find a new job..."
Guy " By the way we should mention that Neep won that match do to count out."
( WIL and CSD leave, leaving Hunter in the ring. The crowd is silent as Ultimo Hacker and Wrestler From Another Company, AKA WFAC, come to the ring for there match. Hunter picks up his bow and shoots WFAC right through the chest. He stands in the spotlight stunned for a minute then falls to his knees, then flat on his face. A poof of black smoke surronds Hunter and he is gone as Ultiomo Hacker flees for his life...)
( Back stage )( The Immortal Chris Heid paces around his dressing room as Roxanne sits at a makeup table primping..)
Chirs " Damn it why do you have to take so long to get ready. You made us miss Pain's match by making us late here and your still looking in that friggen mirror..."
Roxanne " You want me to look good for the PPV, don't you?"
Chris " Well I had it all planned out we attack him in his tag match, hurt him and that slut Carolyn. Then I would not have to fight him in the Hardcore Title match. That way I would be fresh for Steve. Now we won't have a chance for revenge until later tonight and I have to take the chance of getting hurt and missing out on the big prize."
( Roxanne walks over to Chris and lays her hand on his shoulder...)
Roxanne" Don't worry baby Pain could not hurt you if his life depended on it. "
Chris " Yeah as long as he pulls no cheap shit. If I just knew where he was so I could get him before the match.."
( The phone in The Immortal's dresing room rings...)
Chris " Yeah.."
Voice " I know where Pain is.."
Chris " Where and who is this? "
Voice " Lets just say it is someone who wants to see him put down also. He is at whisper , whisper...."
Chris " Is this Lightning it sounds like Lightning..."
( The phone clicks and The Immortal rushes out of the dressing room pulling Roxanne by the arm...)
( Meanwhile )
( At The Baxter Building a medical staff is looking over Jason Cash and Lightning... The doors open and in walks WIL Double, CSD and Jade... Lightning is hanging up a cell phone as the three exmembers of The RMWF walk over to there table...)
WIL " FUCK!!!"
Jade " Calm down baby we will fix Goldust..."
WIL " Yeah I am gonna show that little bastard. Get me all the non-American wrestlers on the phone, I have an idea.. How are you two?"
Lightning " I am fine but Jason is pretty banged up, he has been out cold the whole time. Thank god for that masked man or we probably would be dead... I'd like to thank you for helping me out..."
WIL " It is no problem. I am sure I will need a favor soon and then you can thank me..."
( Just then the door to the med room blows open. CSD is shot and crumbles to the floor. Jade takes a gun from he ankle holster but before she can fire is knocked out by the attacker. As the smoke clears the face of The Preacher Man is the last thing WIL Double see's as he is dragged away kicking and screaming...)
WIL " Lightning, that favor would not hurt right about NOW!!!!"
( As The Preacher Man and WIL Double dissapear out the blown up door Lightning jumps to his feet. He stumbles to the floor as he is still in too much pain from the car fiasco earlier. WIL and PM are gone as Lightning is too late. Where did he take him and what does he want? )
Coming up on RMWF Divided Part 3!!! Q & A with Clive Anderson, starring The Immortal Chris Heid, Angel -vs- Darkstalka ( European Title ), what is Spidey up too and much much more...
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