Thee Main Event - Scarface -vs- Kid Money -vs- Darkstalka ( World Title ) - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/PPV_Main

Public Service Announcement :

Jamal " My retardation ! "

Goldust " My good looks . "

Some Black Kid " My style , no one can have my style . "

Darkstalka " My bitching . "

WIL Double and Spidey " Heroin ! "

Wild Kat " My double sided dildo . "

Sha-Sha " I have no money , beotch . Those things are exspensive ! "
What keeps you from smoking ?

MAIN EVENT :
Scarface -vs- Kid Money -vs- Darkstalka ( World Belt )
( Scarface's music comes on and we walks out with all the fire works and normal bullshit . Next , Darkstalka's music plays the crowd waits but he does not come out ? )

SiD " Where is Darkstalka ? "

Guy " He quit after losing to Black Widow . "

SiD " Well fuck him he is always quitting , rejoinning and so on . Goldust should ban him forever . "

Guy " Yeah Spidey took care of that ? "

( Kid Money is next he walks out and enters the ring . The Champ pulls out his platinum gun and points it at Scarface , who i return pulls out his AK and points it back . They both laugh and shake hands getting ready for the match ... )

Guy " Kid Money and Scarface lock up . What is the crowd yelling about ? "

SiD " Some chick is getting naked in the crowd . "

Guy " Oh , Scarface gets the upper hand with a knee to the mid-section . Swinging neck breaker by The Original Gansta . "

SiD " Why is he the orginal gangsta ? "

Guy " He's Scarface Al Capone . "

SiD " Yeah Kid Money is that new jack ghetto gansta , got'cha .. "

Guy " Scarface with a double pump slam sends Kid Money out of the ring . He slides across the ice and into the boards of the rink ... "

SiD " He took a hard bump into those boards , ya think he is ok ? "

Guy " The champ is a liitle slow getting back up but he slips and slides his way back to the ring ... Scarface goes for a missle drop kick but Kid Money with a nice ariel move jumps over the ropes dodges the attack ... "

SiD " Now it is Scarface's time to slide on the ice ... Goldust is really a moron , someone is gonna get hurt on this shit !!! "

Guy " Money helps Scarface back into the ring with a suplex then delivers a Cash Kick into the jaw ... "

SiD " I think I saw blood ... "

Guy " Yes , Scarface is spitting blood . He holds his face and looks at Kid Money . "

SiD " Yeah it looks like Scarface is saying are you nuts we are on the same team , lets not kill each other or damn that burrito I had for lunch just hit . I can't tell which one ... "

Guy " Scarface charges Kid Money who ducks and sends him flying into the ropes with a monkey flip ... "

SiD " I think Scarface's burrito did kick in , you see that brown spot on his shorts ? He shit his pants ... "

Guy " Cut it out there is no brown stain on his shorts ... Scarface bounces off the ropes and Money ducks a clothesline . The challenger stops short and turns around catching Kid Money with a right hand that would mak Mike Tyson proud . "

SiD " Mike Tyson would be prouder if he bit his ear off . "

Guy " God your jokes are stale ... "

SiD " Yeah well you try to come up with new material two times a week for over a year . Plus who said that was suppose to be a joke ? "

Guy " I don't know . "

SiD " No one ever said I was here for comedy relief . I am here to tell it like it is . "

Guy " Ok , ok sorry , forget I said anything .. The match rages on as Scaface scoop slams Money and is going outside of the ring . HE HAS A TABLE , THIS IS GONNA BE ANOTHER DQ ! Scarface brings the table into the ring and sets it up , here it comes , ewwww power bomb through the table . "

SiD " Looks like it lights out for the champ but tables are not allowed in this match ? "

Guy " I guess the ref is gonna let this one go . The cover 1 , 2 ... "

SiD " THREE WE HAVE A NEW CHAMP !!! "

Guy " NO , KID MONEY GOT HIS ARM UP . THAT IS WHY HE HAS BEEN CHAMP OR SO LONG , YOU JUST CAN'T FINISH HIM OFF !!! "

SiD " Man we were so close to getting this sorry PPV over and Kid Money had to go and ruin it ! "

Guy " Wait did you hear that ? "

KLOP , KLOP
SiD " Did you hear that it's The Phantom !!! "

Guy " No we already found out that The Phantom is The Preacher Man . "

SiD " Wait there is the person . Look he has long hair and foot long finger nails , plus kleenex boxes on his feet , it's Howard Hughes !!! "

Guy " No its not , it's WIL Double he is back but whats with the new look ? "

SiD " He has gone crazy !!! You see all that crack fried his brain . "

Guy " He is getting into the ring and all the wrestlers are just satnding there looking at him . They don't know what to do ... "

SiD " The ref just got out of the ring , WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ? "

Guy " I guess in most of the staffs mind he is still The Prez . "

SiD " Not in my mind I would never work for that maniac again . "

Guy " WIL Double just pulled out a cattle prod and shocked Kid Money and Scarface ? Is this revenge on Costa Nastro for all the problems they have caused him ?

SiD " WIL Double has the belt and he is leaving ? "

Guy " What does he want with the belt ? "

SiD " I don't know but since Scarface and Kid Money are out cold they are calling this match a draw !!! "

Winner : Draw
Guy " Well a lot has happened on this PPV , The Phantom was revield to be The Preacher Man by Silver Bellz , WIL Double has returned and stolen Kid Money's belt , Darkstalka is still a big baby ... You better keep tuned to The RMWF kiddies as things are heating up .. "

( Just then the broadcast goes to static . Millions of people around the world who paid too much money for this PPV groan ... Then a new clean looking WIL Double appears on the screen behind him stand CSD and The Preacher Man ... )

WIL " This is WIL Double standing here with The World Heavy Weight Belt . Kid Money if you want to get your belt back your gonna have to come get it but that is not why I am here . I am here to announce the coming of my new stable TCS , The True Corporate Stable . I am sick of seeing my creation The RMWF going to ruins and it being ran over by the likes of Cosa Nastro . This time I am not gonna settle things from my office , I am gonna let Goldust and Spidey to continue running the fed . This time I am gonna settle things in the ring . I am a new , lean , mean fightning machine and with my bodyguard CSD and The Preacher Man backing me up I am gonna wreck havok in the squared circle ... RMWF BEWARE BECAUSE WIL DOUBLE IS BACK AND HE IS BACK WITH A VENGENCE !!!

Guy " So there you have WIL Double is back and he has The World Heavy Weight Belt . The comissioner has just sent us word that there will be a tourny and the winner faces Kid Money and Scaface in a triple threat match for the belt . You think WIL Double will have anything to say about that ? "

SiD " Who cares I am out of here , good night . "

Guy " Yes , this is Guy Mandel with SiD ' The King ' Nasty and for the rest of The RMWF saying good night , GOOD NIGHT ! "

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