Halloween Holocaust 2001 - ( continued ) - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/Halloween_Holocaust_2001

Main Event
Darkstalka -vs- Kid Money -vs- Angel
World Championship Title
The cameras zoom down to the courtyard again. This time however the disfigured midgets are nowhere in site. The cameras pan around the courtyard walls, pausing each time it passes by one of the iron doors which line them. Three of the midgets do show up now. Each of them walks over to an iron door. They slide open a small slide window on each door, peer inside them then close them. One of the midgets though, apparently having gone to the wrong door, goes over to another iron door, opens the window, checks inside then closes it and nods to the others.

Elvira " I wonder what's behind those doors.. And what was behind that one? "

Spidey shrugs his shoulders. The midgets slide over the large deadbolt locks on the doors then swing them open. After a few moments, the occupants of the pitch dark cells step out, squinting their eyes as they adjust to the change in lighting. They are Angel, Darkstalka and Kid Money.

Elvira " Did any of the wrestlers know they were going to fight on this show? "

Spidey " Yeah.. Why? "

Elvira " Well then why hold them.. Hostage? "

Spidey " Well it's not as bad as you make it sound.. But that's the only condition those midgets work under. They want to capture the guys and treat them like their prisoners "

Elvira " And you agree to it? "

Spidey " Well why not? It's no skin off my back how the wrestlers are treated. It's not like they get tortured or nothin "

Elvira " I guess.. Seems kinda crappy to me "

Spidey " Yeah well.. Whatcha gonna do? "

Elvira shrugs her shoulders. The three wrestlers walk out into the center of the courtyard as the midgets close the iron doors to their cells and relock them. The bell tower bell rings again, which signals the match has begun.

Elvira " Darkstalka charges Kid Money and nails him with a clothesline.. Only to be taken down by a bulldog from Angel! Angel starts stomping Stalka as Kid Money gets to his feet.. He gives Angel a Cash kick which sends him staggering back a few steps then he slaps on a Ereba! Mexican surfboard! "

Spidey " You like that huh? "

Elvira " Hey, a girl's gotta keep herself amused "

Spidey " I suppose.. Angel kicks Kid Money in the back of the head which breaks the move.. Then slaps.. Well tried to slap a figure four on Stalka.. Stalka kicked him in the face though.. Stalka power bombs Angel then turns to face Kid Money in time to see the right hook that smacks him in the face.. Money gives him another one.. Then an uppercut.. Stalka stumbles back and Money gives him a spinning wheel kick that sends him down.. Meanwhile.. Angel picks up a loose cobblestone and charges Money from behind with it.. "

Elvira " Cheap cheap cheap "

Spidey " You sound like a bird "

Elvira makes a gooky look of annoyance at him.

Spidey " BAM! Angel smashes Money in the head with the rock! "

Elvira " Now that's gotta hurt! "

Kid Money slumps to the ground, craddeling his bleeding head then Darkstalka, taking advantage of the situation lifts the Ammityville Champ up over his head.

Spidey " An atomic drop from Stalka to Money! He goes for the pin.. But Angel kicks him off of him!

Elvira " Hey since Michael Jackson wasn't around to escort Jason King to his almost match.. Wasn't he supposed to special ref this match? "

Spidey " Now that you mention it.. Yes.. He was "

Elvira " Well what gives? Is everything with this PPV half assed or what? "

Spidey " Hey! I resent that! This show was hard work.. It's not my fault that everyone bailed out at the last minute "

Elvira " Calm down tiger.. It's okay.. I still love you "

Spidey " I know.. As for Micheal Jackson though.. He was supposed to be here... "

Just then sparks explode along the castle wall opposite from Spider-Man and Elvira.

Spidey " Maybe that's him now "

Elvira shrugs her shoulders. When the smoke settles, on the wall stands a man dressed in woman's lingerie with his face painted flambouantly.

Elvira " I don't think that's Michael Jackson "

Spidey " No, it isn't.. It's a differant fag.. "

Elvira " Is that.. "

Spidey " Oh no.. It's Dr. Frankfurter! "

Elvira " No! I thought he was dead! "

Dr. Frankenfurter laughs and then slides down a pole that leads to the courtyard. The three wrestlers stop fighting as he approaches. Spidey stands up.

Spidey " Frankenfurter! Get out of here! Your kind is not welcome in the RMWF "

Dr. Frankenfurter " Ahh but you call yourselves REAL men.. I just thought that I'd be the judge of that.. "

He bites the back of his fist and groans. Then he starts walking between the wrestlers, sliding his hands across their chests as he does so. Kid Money slaps his hand away from him.

Dr. Frankenfurter " Oooh testy are we? Well I'll just have to break you of that! "

He draws a scalpel but before he can cut Money, Spidey shoots a web at it the Doctor and pulls blade from his hand. The Doctor hisses at Spidey.

Dr. Frankenfurter " Now you stop that! "

Spidey " You're a hotdog and you'd better not try to hurt her.. Frankenfurter! "

Elvira " You're a hotdog and you'd better not try to hurt her.. Frankenfurter! "

Dr. Frankenfurter " I'll do whatever I please thank you very much.. And for the record.. These fine speciMENs are just that.. Men.. Not 'hers' you fools "

Spidey " Bah "

Elvira " He's a madman.. What are we going to do? "

Spidey " What can we do? Let him take one of them I guess "

Elvira " Are you serious? "

Spidey " Do I look serious? "

Elvira " Well ummm.. You're wearing a mask so.. I can't tell "

Spidey " Well I'm not.. We have to stop him.. And when I say 'we'.. I mean them "

He points to the three wrestlers.

Spidey " Kid Money! Darkstalka! Angel! Stop him! "

They nod to Spider-Man and then attack Dr Frankenfurter.

Spidey " The first one of you to take down Frankenfurter wins the match! "

Darkstalka powerbombs the Doctor then Kid Money slaps on a head scissor choke hold.

Elvira " Careful there Money he might like that! "

Angel walks over and picks up a rock.

Elvira " AGAIN with the rocks! "

He walks over to Kid Money and the Doctor and throws the rock at Frankenfurter's head. It hits hard and the Doctor shreeks like a school girl and clutches his head. After a moment, he goes limp.

Elvira " Did he kill him?! "

Spidey " I don't know.. Hey! Kick him a few times and see if he moves! "

Angel and Kid Money kick at the Doctor's still body which fails to move.

Spidey " I guess that means yes. "

Elvira " So.. "

Spidey " So.. Since Angel killed him.. That means he won.. "

Elvira " Oh.. Groovy "

Winner and New World Champ: Angel
Elvira " It looks like evil has been thwarted once again "

Spidey " You can say that again "

Elvira " It looks like evil has been thwarted once again "

Spidey " I knew you were gonna do that "

Elvira " What.. Am I that predictable? "

Spidey " Yup "

Elvira " Hrmp! Well then.. I'll be right back "

She gets up from her chair and enters the door that lay behind them. Meanwhile down in the courtyard the little midgets come out and drag Doctor Frankenfurter's body into one of the cells and then lock it's iron door. As they finish that chore, Jenna Jamison comes walking down a neighboring staircase to the courtyard, dressed up in a skin tight cat suit.

Spidey " Mama! "

She approaches Angel, carrying the World Heavyweight Belt and offers it to him. He gratiously accepts it and holds it above his head. One of the midgets applauds him while the others snicker. Darkstalka and Kid Money shoot him dirty looks as they exit the yard via the North walkway. Eventually, Jenna and Angel leave the courtyard as well, opting to leave by the Western pathway. The midgets have seemingly disappeared all together. Now, Elvira returns from the castle bedroom and back out onto the balcony. She is now wearing a sleek and sexy black bathingsuit. She parades around a bit before taking a seat on the ground near Spider-Man.

Elvira " Hey Spidey.. How's this for predictable "

Spidey gulps, " Damn girl "

She winks at him.

Elvira " Be a dear and rub some moontan lotion on my shoulders? "

Spidey " No problem.. "

He takes the bottle from her and removes his gloves. He squirts some of the lotion on his hands, rubs them together then begins to apply the lotion to Elvira's shoulders and back.

Elvira " Mmmmm.. Yeah baby.. That's the spot "

Suddenly, below squeels erupt and several of the disfigured midgets come running back into the courtyard. They pause and look back over their midget shoulders then hurry across to the other side then out of site.

Elvira " What the heck's all the comotion about? "

Spidey " I'm not sure "

Then, a large shadow crawls up the courtyard from the hallway the midgets had come from. Groans too are heard from the hallway as a Mummy lurches into site.

Elvira " Woah! Is that a real mummy?! Jeez you guys sure go all out don't you? "

Spidey " Ummm.. Yeah "

The mummy looks up to Spider-Man and Elvira and starts screaming at them.

Elvira " He umm.. He's part of the show right? "

Spidey " Well.. Uh.. Yeah.. It's part of a little Halloween surprise treat for you "

Elvira " So you mean he's supposed to be here? "

Spidey " Umm.. Yeah "

The mummy continues to scream but then starts pulling at his face bandages. With another cry he stops then starts flailing his arms in rage.

Elvira " He looks pissed "

Spidey " Yeah he does "

Elvira " What's he want anyway? Oh wait.. You said he was part of some 'Halloween treat' right? "

Spidey " Yeah, I did say that didn't I? "

Elvira " Umm, yeah "

Just then a hulking man enters the courtyard, his features masked by the shadows. The mummy turns to face him as the man steps into site. He stands at about seven feet, is rippling with muscles, covered in scars and metal plates and has mismatched in color body parts.

Spidey " Blast! "

Elvira " See! It is Frankenstein's Monster! "

Spidey " It's not Frankenstein's Monster.. "

Elvira " Coulda fooled me.. Then what is it Mr. Smarty Pants "

Spidey " It's Project UW-7 "

Elvira " It's what? What's a UW.. Whatchamacallit? "

Spidey " Well.. In a nut shell.. He's one of the RMWF's scientists' botched attempts at an 'Ultimate Wrestler' who went amuck. We hadn't seen anything of him since Division X fizzled out though. Now he's here "

Elvira " And that's bad? "

Spidey " Well he allegidly killed a little boy last night.. You tell me "

Elvira " Well you don't have to get all snippy "

Spidey " I wasn't "

The Mummy stares at "Frankenstein" then after a moment charges after him. The monster stands his ground.

Frankenstein -vs- The Mummy
Elvira " Frankenstein scoop slams the Mummy then gives him an elbow drop! He stomps at him but the Mummy grabs his foot and shoves him away.. The Mummy now back on his feet gives Frankenstein a short armed clothesline and is applying an arm wrench! I tell ya, for a dead guy that Mummy sure can kick some butt "

Spidey " Well 'Frankenstein' isn't very alive either ya know "

Elvira " Yeah yeah yeah.. My point's that ya wouldn't think tha Mummy'd be any good at wrestlin.. I mean ancient Egyptians.. Oh nevermind.. Look! Frankenstein just piledrived the Mummy! Now he's slappin on a Boston Crab! "

Spidey " Yeah, the Mummy's screaming but can't seem to break the hold "

Elvira " I'll bet he smells pretty awful "

Spidey " Who? "

Elvira " The Mummy, silly "

Spidey " Umm.. Ok.. Now the Mummy whips our Frankenstein into the courtyard wall.. Then charges him with a cross body block! The Mummy stradling his opponent now starts pummeling him! "

The Mummy gets up off Frankenstein and starts dragging him toward one of the iron doors. He opens the door but Frankenstein kicks him in the face.

Elvira " Pow right in the kisser! "

Spidey " Frankenstein snapmares The Mummy and slaps on a figure four leg lock.. "

The Mummy picks up a rock from the ground and smashes Frankenstein in the face with it.

Spidey " Ooh! The Mummy just smashed Frankenstein in the head with a rock! "

Elvira " Again with the rocks! Someone should clean them things up "

Spidey " Yeah.. Who? "

Elvira " What, you expect me to think of everything? "

Spidey " Well no.. "

Elvira " Good "

Spidey " Anyway.. Now the Mummy's dragging Frankenstein back to the iron door.. He sidewalk slams him into the cell and.. Slams the door shut! "

The Mummy locks the cell door.

Elvira " Now that's just plain cheap "

Winner: The Mummy
Spidey " Well I guess that was the only way to beat him.. I mean Project UW-7 is a pretty tough customer.. S'what he was bred to be "

Elvira " I guess "

The Mummy starts walking toward the staircase that leads up to the anouncers.

Elvira " Eeeek! He's coming our way! "

Spidey " Not if I can help it "

Spider-Man gets up from his seat and walks to the stairs in which the Mummy is acending. The Mummy begins screaming and holds his hands up defensively. Spider-Man grabs one of the Mummy's bandages and kicks him down the stairs. As the Mummy falls down the staircase, his bandages come unraveled. Spider-Man then returns back to Elvira.

Spidey " Well that takes care of that "

Elvira " Yeah, but.. Ewww! Look at him! He's gross looking all naked! "

The camera zooms in on the bandageless Mummy and we can see that it is really the burn scarred body of Neep.

Spidey " Holy shit! It's Neep! "

Elvira " It is? "

Spidey " Yeah! He's supposed to be in the hospital though.. How the hell did he get here? "

How indeed.

Spidey " Well that explains why he and 'Frankenstein' were fighting.. "

Elvira " It does? "

Spidey " Yeah.. You see I forgot to mention before that 'Frankenstein.. Or Project UW-7, was created from Stuart Fraser. Neep's one time friend that eventually turned into his greatest foe "

Elvira " I get it.. Kind of like Micheal Jackson and Makualy Caulkin "

Spidey " You got it "

Elvira " Well is Neep dead now? "

Spidey " I doubt it.. We're out of time though so.. There's no need in our checking on him "

Elvira " You're pretty cold "

Spidey " Yeah maybe.. Care to warm me up? "

Elvira " Is that an offer.. or a dare? "

Spidey " Ummm.. Does it matter? "

Elvira " When it comes to you.. Never! "

Spidey " Well alright then.. Let's go "

Elvira " Okay.. But first.. Shouldn't you close the show? "

Spidey " Oh yeah.. Well folks this has been the RMWF's second Halloween Holocaust.. No doubt it wasn't as good as the first.. But at least it didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would "

Elvira " What a way to promote a show "

Spidey " So all that being said.. We'll see you again next year.. Well.. You'll see me before then.. Just not Elvira here.. "

Elvira " Bummer.. But anyway folks.. Until next time.. Unpleasant dreams.. "

Spider-Man picks up Elvira and starts walking toward the balcony's doors. He kicks them open.

Elvira " Hey I never got to show the trailor for my movie! "

Spidey " Oh well "

He walks through the doors and kicks them shut. The camera cuts off.

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