Halloween Holocaust 2001 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/Halloween_Holocaust

The camera shows a dilapitated castle which lies surrounded by thick dark woods. It zooms to the castle's center where it catches Spider-man and Mistress of the Dark, Elvira sitting in director's chairs on a balcony which overlooks the cobblestone courtyard that's equally as run down as the rest of the place and is also littered with piles of broken stones, weeds and skeletal remains.

Spidey " Good Evening, Happy Halloween and welcome everyone to the RMWF's second Halloween Holocaust.. Damn, has it been a year already?

Elvira " Not unless there was a Halloween back in the spring "

Spidey " Cute "

Elvira " Why thank you.. Flatter will get you everywhere you know.. "

Spidey " I know "

Elvira " But for real man.. It's been too long "

Spidey " Yeah I know.. Your not the first broad to tell me that "

Elvira " Well that's not what I meant but.. You care to refresh my memory? "

Spidey " Later.. Anyway this year we are coming to you from the town of Borovia, which lies just outside of Transylvania called "

Elvira " Why not in Transylvania again? This place is a dump! "

Spidey " Well.. Because after our show last year.. They 'kindly' asked us not to return again "

Elvira " Really? "

Spidey nods.

Elvira " Jeez what a buncha stinkers "

Spidey " You said a mouth full "

Elvira puckers her lips and makes kissy expressions at Spider-Man.

Spidey " Yeah.. Ummm they said something about us bringing an 'undesirous element' to their land "

Elvira " 'Undesirous'? "

Spidey shrugs his shoulders, " I guess we're just not gypsy enough for them "

Elvira " And I should hope not! "

Spidey " Right. Well regardless of our location this year.. We still have a pretty good show ahead of us, which we're hoping'll rival last year's Holocaust.. Which was acclaimed by everyone to be the best thing they had ever seen.. "

Elvira blinks, " Your kidding! "

Spidey " Nope "

Elvira " Well obviously those people haven't seen much "

Spidey " That's what I said..

Elvira " Well it's just like they say.. "

Spidey " What's like they say? "

Elvira shrugs her shoulders " You know.. That saying they say.. About.. You know.. "

Spidey " Oh.. That saying "

He rolls his eyes. Not that you could see that.. What with his black mask & all.

Elvira " Exactly "

Spidey " We do have a pretty good show this year though.. "

Elvira " There better not be another Pumpkin Patch Match "

Spidey " ..... "

Elvira " Don't tell me.. "

Spidey defensively, " No, no.. No Pumpkin Patch Match "

Elvira " Cool. Cause that was.. Well.. Stupid "

Spidey " Yeah well.. "

Elvira " Yeah well.. Anyway.. I guess we may as well get this thing over with.. I mean.. Started.. Huh? "

Spidey " Sounds like a plan "

Elvira " Oh I've got plans alright "

She winks at Spidey.

Spidey " Alright then.. Since we've already wasted enough of the veiwer's time.. Onto our first match "

Sewaside -vs- Adam Dreamer
Medieval Weapons Match
The wind howls as the camera goes down to the courtyard, where grunts and cries can be heard coming from a torch lit walkway leading down to it. Shadows dance along the walls from the torch light until two men, hands bound and wearing hoods come into site lead to the courtyard by groups of disfigured midgets.

Elvira " Yes! The 'ugly lil buggers' are back this year! Awesome! "

Spidey " Well what would a Halloween Holocaust be without the Halloween Holocaust players? "

Elvira " You finally named them? "

Spidey " Well, no "

Elvira " Oh "

Two of the midgets draw a knife..

Elvira " Are they going to kill them?! "

.. And cut the ropes binding the mens hands.

Elvira " Oh "

Hands now free, the men immediatly snatch off their hoods, revealing them to be Adam Dreamer and Sewaside. They both massage their wrists, scarred with rope burns and glance around at their surroundings. One of the midgets begins digging into a basket he had drug out with him and then starts tossing short swords, hand axes, and various other weapons across the courtyard. Another of the midgets starts poking at Adam with a stick, Adam swats at him and the midget runs away giggling.

Elvira " Those midgets are almost cute "

Spidey " Yeah, I only wish they would come back to the States.. They work cheapier then nine year old chineese kids, you know "

Elvira " Damn.. Maybe I should get a few "

Spidey " Yeah you should "

The midgets disappear up the path they'd come from and then from the bell tower that lurks above the castle courtyard, the bell rings which marks the match's start.

Spidey " Sewaside charges Adam and catches him off guard.. He nails him with an elbow punch followed by a snapmare!! "

Sewaside walks over and retrieves a hand axe.

Spidey " Adam gets back up and leaps back from the swing of Sewaside's axe, narrowly escaping a nasty blow! Sewaside swings his axe again at Adam who again evades just in time "

Elvira " It's a shame that Jason King bailed from this show.. I was really looking forward to seeing his match.. What with his manager being Micheal Jackson and all.. "

Spidey " Yeah.. That would've been cool "

Elvira " Oh well.. "

Spidey " Yup.. Adam now having just grabbed a short sword uses it to block another swing of Sewaside's weapon.. They lock up.. Adam knees his opponent in the groin and shoves him away.. He swings his sword at him which gives a glancing blow to Sewaside's shoulder! "

Elvira " First blood "

Spidey " Sewaside stumbles back then blocks a follow up swing of Adam's sword.. Metal clangs as the two battle it away.. Adam blocks a jab from Sewaside who follows with a spinning chop that connects with Adam's forearm! "

Sewaside's axe burried itself shallowly into Adam's right forearm, causing him to drop his weapon.

Elvira " Uh-oh "

Spidey " Sewaside swings at his unarmed opponent but Adam jumps back from the attack then turns around and runs "

Elvira " Smart move kid "

Adam crosses the courtyard and quickly snatches up a spiked mace. He takes a parrying stance as Sewaside closes the distance between them.

Spidey " Adam blocks a chop from Sewaside.. Wavering a bit due to his injured arm.. He sweeps Sewaside's feet though and brings his mace down at him! "

Elvira " Sewaside rolls clear though and the mace crunches the stone ground "

Spidey " 'Crunches'? "

Elvira " Well it did "

Spidey " Anyway, Sewaside kicks Adam in the side of the knee which causes his legs to buckle.. Sending him to the ground.. He also drops his weapon in the process! "

Elvira " Uh-oh "

Spidey Sewaside draws his axe high above his head a swiftly brings it down at Adam! "

Elvira " I can't watch! "

Elvira covers her eyes with her hands. Sewaside however, pulls back at the last second, stopping his axe an inch away from Adam's face.

Spidey " You can look.. He showed him mercy "

Elvira " Mercy? What a weenie "

Spidey " You think he's a weenie for not doing something that you couldn't bare to watch "

Elvira " You got it "

Spider-Man just shakes his head.

Spidey " Well.. Since he could've killed him.. But showed mercy instead.. That still makes him the victor of this match "

Winner: Sewaside
Elvira " I know that.. I'm not dumb.. "

Spidey " I didn't say you were "

Sewaside offers Adam a hand but Adam refuses and gets back on his feet on his own. Sewaside tosses his weapon to the ground and walks off, leaving through the Northern walkway.

Elvira " Oh yeah, have you heard what happened last night in town? "

Spidey " No.. What happened? "

Elvira " A little boy was killed and dismembered! "

Spidey " No shit? "

Elvira " Yeah, the villagers said it was done by Frankenstein's monster! "

Spidey " Yeah okay "

Elvira " No for real! They said the guy was huge and looked all patchwork like.. With green parts and flesh parts.. Even metal parts "

Spidey " Metal parts? "

Elvira " Yeah that's what I said.. I mean everybody knows that Frankenstien's monster didn't have any metal on him.. Well other than a couple of bolts but that doesn't count "

Spidey " You're sure you heard right though about this? "

Elvira " Well yeah, it's not like I'm an idiot or something "

Spidey, to himself " Damn.. What's he doing here? "

Elvira " What's who doing here? "

Spidey " No one.. Forget it. Anyway though I guess we should get onto our next match "

Elvira " Yeah.. We've wasted enough time already "

Nightmare -vs- Crippler & Snipes
Handicap Match
Spidey nods. The camera returns to the courtyard where the disfigured midgets have returned. This time however they have led out three men instead of two, as before. In the distance, a wolf howls and two of the midgets work at gathering up the weapons from the previous match while another cuts the ropes that hold the men's hands tied. When the hoods come off we see the identity of this group of men to be that of Nightmare, The Crippler and Snipes. The midgets hurry out of site and a moment later the bell tower bell rings and the match begins.

Spidey " Crippler and Snipes charge Nightmare.. Nightmare ducks a left hook from Snipes but gets taken down by a drop kick from The Crippler! Crippler starts stomping Nightmare.. Snipes comes over and joins in.. Nightmare starts getting up but Crippler kicks him in the ribs which flips him over and sends him back down! "

Elvira " Stay down! "

Spidey " Huh? "

Elvira " Oh.. Sorry "

Spidey " The two keep kicking and stomping at Nightmare.. Who grabs Snipes foot and shoves him away! He quickly manages to get back to his feet and side step a short armed clothesline from Crippler.. Nightmare kicks Crippler in the side then gives him a hip toss.. Here comes Snipes with a clothesline.. Nightmare grabs his arm though and whips him into Crippler! "

Elvira " Damn.. He's gettin all Jet Lee on them now "

Spidey " Yeah.. "

Elvira" Hey I just realised something! "

Spidey " What's that? "

Elvira " No one dressed up for this Halloween! "

Spidey " Oh yeah. Oh well.. It's their loss. The winner of the Halloween Costume Contest was going to get a World Title shot next week.. Regardless of their place in the Rankings "

Elvira " Damn.. Well that's what they get for being such a bunch of party pooping stinkers "

Spidey " Yup "

Spidey " Crippler rakes Nightmares eyes while Snipes comes up behind their opponent.. And ouch, a double head butt to Nightmare from both his opponents! "

Elvira " Well two heads are better than one y'know "

Spidey sighs, " Yeah.. "

Suddenly, a man is seen running along the castle balcony opposite our announcers.

Elvira " Hey who's that? "

Spidey " I don't know "

The man quickly climbs halfway down the wall, leaping the rest of the distance, to the courtyard. He charges the wrestlers.

Spidey " It's.. Angel! "

Elvira " Kinda jumping the gun huh? His match isn't until later "

Spidey " Beats me.. Hey! He just drop kicked Crippler! "

Elvira " So? "

Spidey " That means he's helping Nightmare! "

Elvira " And? "

Spidey " Well.. They used to be friends.. And are now.. Well.. I guess.. Were enemies "

Elvira " Ahhh.. Well he's kicking Nightmare's opponent's butts now "

Spidey " Yeah he is.. Angel scoop slams Crippler while Nightmare DDTs Snipes! Angel slaps a camel clutch to Crippler and now Nightmare gives Snipes a Samoan drop! "

Elvira " Looks like the return of his freindship with Angel has given Nightmare a second wind "

Spidey " Yeah.. How touching.. Angel now whips Crippler into the wall and there's the cover! Nightmare has Snipes pinned.. "

Elvira " There's no ref though "

Spidey " Damn.. I guess that means we have to count.. "

Elvira " What we actually have to do more work? "

Spidey "" Looks like it "

Elvira " Well that blows "

Spidey " Yeah.. Hey.. You think it's been three seconds yet "

Elvira " Sure "

Spidey " Okay.. Then Nightmare wins "

Winner: Nightmare
Elvira " Now a quick word from our sponsers "

Spidey " Huh? "

The camera cuts to a commercial for Evira's Night Brew Beer. When it's over, the cameras return to Spider-Man and Elvira.

Spidey " Nice of you to take that opportunity to hock your beer "

Elvira " Hey a girl's gotta make a livin' "

She reaches down behind her and pulls one of her beers out.

Elvira " Here! Try one "

Spidey " It better not just be a Coor's Light with a fancy label "

Elvira " Nah.. It's brewed by Samual Adams.. Where that guy finds the time to make all that beer beats the crap outta me! I mean the orders for cases are in the thousands! He must be like Super-Man or something! "

Spidey " Well, Sam Adam's is.. Eh.. Nevermind "

The camera cuts over to a dimly lit hospital room where we see a bandaged up Grant "Neep" Turner laying in his bed watching Power Puff Girls cartoons. A short, young red headed girl in a nurse's uniform enters the room and injects something into Neep's I.V. then leaves. A moment later, Madman, Rebel and Pig Vomit walk in.

Neep " Oh wow! You guys came to visit me. Cool "

Madman walks over to the window and opens the blinds. Sunlight bathes the room.

Rebel " Jeez, look at you.. You look like shit "

Neep " I feel like shit. I can't wait until the get all these damn bandages off of me "

Rebel " I'll bet "

Pig Vomit walks over to the hospital bed and starts playing with the life support machine.

Neep " Hey! Leave that alone! That's not a toy! "

Sharon walks in and is wearing a nurse's uniform.

Sharon " Like my Halloween costume? "

Neep squints at her then his face grows pail with fright as he realises she was the nurse that was just in his room.

Neep " You! What did you put in my I.V.?! "

Sharon " I just gave you something to help you.. Ummm.. Sleep "

Neep " You guys aren't going to rape me like you did Ashura are you?! "

Madman walks over to the bed, leans over putting his elbows on the bed rail and smiles at Neep.

Neep " ..ARE YOU?! "

Madman " Nah... We got much better things planned for you than that my friend "

Rebel and Pig Vomit start pulling the I.V.s out of Neep's arms and unhook his heart moniter. Sharon pushes a wheelchair over to the bed as the seditives set into Neep. Rebel and Pig Vomit pull Neep out of the bed and sit him in the chair.

Rebel " Won't people recognize him on the way out? "

Madman ponders.

Sharon removes the doctor's mask from around her neck and puts it over Neep's face.

Sharon " There "

Sharon steps behind the wheelchair and starts pushing it out the door. The other members of X-Treme Inc. follow her. Rebel grabs an apple off of the lunch tray on the night stand on the way out. They all go down the hallway.

Neep mutters incoherantly as they pass a nurses' station.

Pig Vomit " Will we still be able to visit with my brother after his X-Rays? "

Sharon " Of course.. "

After having passed the nurse's station, they then turn a corner and head toward the elevators.

Madman " Good cover "

When they get to the elevator the door opens and suddenly, Neep leaps up from the wheelchair. He shoves the chair at his would be captors then rushes into the elevator and hits the close door button. The elevator doors shut and Neep stumbles a bit then hits the basement button. With a jerk, the elevator begins it's decent. Neep mutters something that comes out slurred and distorted due to the drugs.

Elvira " Yeah man, so I just got back from the set of my new movie.. You people are gonna love it! S'got action, romance and myself! I'll show a clip in a little while "

Spidey " Oh you will will you? "

Elvira " Aww c'mon big guy.. Ya know ya wanna see it too "

Spidey " You don't see me plugging my new movie.. Which by the way will be coming out next summer to theaters everywhere.. Do you? "

She scrunches up her face in a pouty manner before an attempt of negotiation.

Elvira " Tell ya what.. If ya let me run my clip later I'll give you a private screening later on.. "

She winks at Spidey and elbows him in the ribs playfully.

Spidey " Anyway, next we were supposed to have Ashura verse Roxanne for the Women's Title.. But.. "

Elvira " Hey wait a minute! Why wasn't I in that match? "

Spidey " Ummmm.. Because you're not a wrestler? "

Elvira " Oh yeah.. I forgot. Too bad too, that's a pretty snazzy lookin Belt.. It'd go good with my dress "

Spider-Man just rolls his eyes. Again, not that you could see that though because of his black mask.

Spidey " It doesn't matter anyway though cause since Roxanne had to leave the fed, the match is canceled and the Belt will just go to Ashura "

Elvira " What an easy way to win a Belt "

Spidey " Yeah well.. Oh well. So that just brings us to a differant Title Match then "

Elvira " The World Title? "

Spidey " You guessed it "

Elvira " Well I wasn't really guessing.. I mean.. It's not like I didn't know what it was "

Spidey " It's a figure of speach "

Elvira " Oh.. I get it "

Spidey " Well let's just get this match rolling then.. What do ya say? "

Elvira " Ummm.. Yes? "

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