FREELINE 3 - By Eric "The Crusher" Johnson - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/Freeline

SiD: Hello I'm SiD Nasty and next to me is DEATH. The human wrecking machine.

DEATH: Hi guys.

SiD: Guy is unfortunatly out sick today so DEATH has gladly filled in for him.

DEATH: So what do we do first SiD?

SiD: Well I or Guy usually introduces the first interview, rp, or match on the card. How about you do that DEATH.

DEATH: Sure. Our first match is between....

SiD: Well go on wit it.

DEATH: .........

SiD: What the hell is the matter wit you?

DEATH: It's midget wrestling.

SiD :You serious. They brought it back?

DEATH: They didn't Eric did.

SiD: Who the hell is Eric?

DEATH: Eric Johnson. THe Crusher.

SiD: Oh. Oops...

DEATH: Well next is midget wrestling.

(2 midgets walk to the ring)

DEATH: What the heck is midget wrestling do in the RMWF?

SiD: I wish I knew. This is to fucking scary.

DEATH: They fight and fight.....I don't know what moves these are.

SiD: What the fuck is going on?

DEATH: Uhhh......

SiD: Well the match is over. The black midget won.

DEATH: You can introduce the next thing SiD.

SiD: Thanks. Ok next up we have Darkstalka in the parking lot.

(screen switches to Darkstalka and this lady. He's fucking her!)

Darkstalka: Get that piece a shit you call a camera outta here.

(screen switches back to SiD and DEATH)

DEATH: Did you just see that SiD.

SiD: I'm sure as hell I did.

DEATH: What's going there between Darkstalka and the girl?

SiD: I dunno.

DEATH: Now special live coverage at the Sport Center.

(screen switches to sports center)

Reporter: THank you DEATH. Tonight.....

KId Money: Get the fuck outta here! Hi this is sport center wit attidtude. Watch this guys.

(screen switches to hot babes fucking guys. And showing every part of their body. screen switches back to KId Money.)

Kid Money: Back to you buccaroos.

(screen switches to DEATH and SiD)

DEATH: Well that was weird.

SiD: Huh?

DEATH: Snap outta it SiD.

SiD: What? Oh.....

DEATH: Now we have a special RMWF Kids Session down stairs.

(screen switches to Prez)

Prez: Thanks DEATH. Tonight we have all the RMWF superstars except DEATH. Down here. Giving autographs and souveniors to the lil youngsters who watch these superstars everyday and night. Let's take a look. Put on the music.

(the camera man covers all the action while the music plays)

Prez: Well hope you have fun. Back to you guys.

(screen switches to DEATH and SiD)

DEATH: Now we have Midget Wrestling.

Suddenly "Blood For You" comes over the PA and Pig Vomit walks down the ramp to the announcers table.

SiD "What the hell????"

Guy "What's Pig Vomit doing here???? His match isn't until later tonight!!!!!"

Riley "I'm confused"

SiD "You're always confused"

Pig Vomit "to show my gratitude to the Prez for all he's done for me & this fed ... i've aranged a lil surprise for him."

SiD "Oh god, i dont even want to know ..."

Guy "What surprise?????"

Pig Vomit "just sit back and watch ... "

(A blue-sy beat blasts over the PA as two Midgets make their way to the ring. The first one is wearing a red and black leisure suit and is bizarrly dancing while the other one is dressed in a wife-beater, a pair of stained cotton briefs, a crooked pair of glasses and a pink bunny hood.)

Sid "Jesus Christ ..."

Guy "Midgets????"

Pig Vomit "hell yea!!!!after hearing tha Prez's cry for a return to tha f-ckin Old School & sh-t i tracked these guys down ... Hank the drunk dwarf from Howard Stern and Michael J. Anderson ... tha f-ckin dancin midget from Twin Peaks.."

SiD "I can't believe this fed allows un-authorized matches ..."

Riley "Who's Howard Stern????"

Guy "They lock up, Hank has Michael in a Full Nelson, Michael's squealing ... Hank just tripped on his own feet!!!!! Michael's running around the ring taunting him!!!!! "

Pig Vomit "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Riley "What's so funny???"

SiD "This is ridiculous .."

Pig Vomit "what the fuck are you talking about???? they're fucking MIDGETS!!! and they're WRESTLING AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! it just doesnt get any fuckin better than that!!!!!

SiD "This fed has sunk to an even newer low ... what's next???? jello wrestling????"

Pig Vomit "maybe"

Sid "the bunny hood your idea???"

Pig Vomit "of course!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Guy "Now both of the wrestlers are just slapping at each other ... Hank climbs the turnbuckle and is giving the crowd the finger!!!!!"

Riley "That wasn't very nice .."

SiD "Oh shut up .."

Guy "Hank, off the ropes and running toward Michael ... he tackles him!!!!! Hank's chewing on his arm!!! Michael breaks free and slaps on a Camal Clutch!!!!!"

SiD "Damn.. that IS Old School.."

Guy "Well I'm sure this match has probably made the Prez happy ... but it doesn't seem like its going to end .."

Pig Vomit "why would you want it ta f-cking end?????? they're MIDGETS!!!!! and they're f-ckin WRESTLING HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

SiD "We DO have other matches to get to you know ..."

DEATH: Well it wasn't exactly wrestling. Well we have to go bye.

SiD: See ya all you mudda fuckers.

RMWF

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