FREELINE 2 - By Eric "The Crusher" Johnson - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/Freeline

Guy: Hello ladies and gentlemen. We're live at Freeline in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

SiD: I'm drunk.

Guy: Who you shut up already!

SiD: Remember what happened last week Guy?

Guy: Yeah I got stuck as……Hey wait! You're trying to make me admit I was wrong!

SiD: I'm drunk how could I?

Guy: What ever.

SiD: I'm gonna go get some beer.

Guy: I don't care.

SiD: See ya.

Guy: I'm gonna send you down to somebody who wants to interview AxX and Deadman.

(screen switches to parking lot)

Reporter: AxX Deadman have you had any thought on the tag titles?

addtional item lad any thought? Are you crazy?

Deadman: All we've done is think about crushing the Bravehearts.

Reporter: Well guys did you here on Friday Night you'll be facing the newly made tag team The Bricks?

AxX: Man, it doesn't matter to us who we face. It matters who we kill!

Reporter: Thank you guys. Back to you Guy.

(screen switches back to Guy)

Guy: Thanks. Now we have a special match for you called Soupy.

Prez: Hey Guy.

Guy: What up Wil man?

Prez: Just here to cover for Sid.

Guy: Did he fall in the hall?

Prez: Yeah.

Guy: I'm gonna go get him. You mind covering?

Prez: No prob.

Guy: We on the Soupy match.

Prez: Just go get him.

Guy: What ever.

Prez: We have a Soupy Match tonight between Wild Kat and Terri. This match all started with this.

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SiD: And Eric's winning the match and BOOM! Eric hit the Spike! This should be over.

Guy: What? What's Terri doing in the ring?

SiD: She's helping Darkstalka!

Guy: He hits his finisher!

SiD: Eric's just shocked about Terri's actions.

EJ: What were you doing out there?

Terri: You can't perform!

EJ: I can't perform? You remember last night I was all over you!

Terri: That's the problem.

EJ: I'm gonna get you back Terri Flourwell! Here's your ring too!

(screens switches back to Prez)

Prez: So let's get to the match. Oh, hey Guy.

Guy: He's gone.

Prez: Call 911. It's an easy accident.

Guy: Nah. Let's let him die!

Prez: Ok. No problem wit me.

Guy: Both ladies are in the ring ready to fight.

Prez: Who's gonna win?

Guy: You think I'm stupid, Wild Kat.

Prez: No way she could loose.

Guy: Yeah Terri don't even wrestle.

Prez: Wild Kat closelines Terri down easily.

Guy: No way Terri can even get a move on her.

Prez: This outcome could surprise you Guy. Remember anything can happen in the RMWF.

Guy: True. But I still think Terri doesn't have a chance.

Prez: Wild Kat is dragging Terri to the Soup Bowl as they call it in this match.

Guy: All Wild Kat has to do is strip Terri down in the soup and she wins.

Prez: Wild Kat powerbombs Terri in the soup.

Guy: This is over.

Prez: Look Terri is stripping Wild Kat!

Guy: The ref just rang the bell! Terri wins.

Prez: Thank god this wasn't a title match or Terri would be the Womens Champ.

Guy: Well I think Eric might be ready to kill himself!

Prez: Yeah. He really thought Terri didn't stand a chance.

Guy: She didn't in the beginning, but these lovely ladies are now covered in clam chowder!

Prez: This we have to get on tape.

Guy: Cameras have been rolling.

Prez: Yes! This will make a great present for someone!

Guy: Definitely.

Prez: Now we have a few words from the Heavyweight Champ.

(screen goes black)

Guy: Maybe not Wil.

Prez: Well now Eric is in the ring.

(screen switches to Eric)

EJ: I have exclusive footage of this horrible relationship gone wrong. Please direct your attention to the titantron.

(screen switches to movie)

Terri: Oh SiD push harder. Lick it out!

SiD: I be right back baby.

Terri: Don't take to long sexy.

(screen switches back to Eric)

EJ: Now tell me what the hell Terri was doing wit SiD?
SiD: Eric what the fuck did you have a camera in there for?

EJ: I didn't your….wife did!

Terri: Eric where did you get this?

EJ: From SiD's wife! Ha Ha! Sorry but I'm gonna have to show this to your……no wait she already saw it SiD.

(screen switches back to Guy and Prez)

Guy: Well this is a fude just beginning.

Prez: You're right Guy, but what the hell was SiD doing wit Terri?

Guy: I don't know.

Prez: Now to Bobby.

(screen switches to Bobby)

Bobby: Thanks Wil. Now we have a load of injuries tonight.

Sid hands Eric Johnson a knife as he destarcts the ref . Master C only half awake see's the knife and starts to cry like a baby . The C Man trys again to escape but the knife cuts through his flesh like butter and the blood flows all over the ring as he screams in pain . The crowd is chanting ( KILL KILL ) and the ref comes over to see what is going on . SiD Pushes the ref out of the way as Johnson slits Matster C's throat . It's all over folks Master C is dead and Johnson leaves the ring for The RMWF janitorial crew to do the clean up .

Black Widow now on the turnbuckle and gesturing at the crowd again .. There's a Widow Maker!!!! He's screaming like a bitch!!!! He can't break free!!!! She just snapped his back folks!!!! Alex is convulsing .. Now he's dead!!!!

Bobby: Sorry that's it. Back to you Wil.

(screen switches back to Prez)

Prez: Now for Freeline Chat.

Guy: Julian Heroine is on the line.

Julian: Hi guys. I just wanted to call in so I could say how much this fed sucks. You don't do real wrestling like other feds.

Guy: Well you know what Julian?

Julian: What?

Guy: Go ahead Wil.

Prez: Fuck it!

Guy: Now on the line is Rebecca Holsqualw.

Rebecca: Hi guys. I'm just saying how much I enjoy watching the RMWF. But I forget what it stands for.

Prez: It stands for Real Mans Wrestling Fed.

Rebecca: Thanks guys.

Guy: Well that's all folks. Drive home safely.

Prez: Bye.

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