Wednsday Night Havok 9-5-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/9_5_01_Wednsday_Night

Guy " Alright everyone, welcome to yet another fine episode of Havok. Here with me as always is SiD Nasty.. "

SiD " SiD "The King" Nasty

Guy " Yeah.. We are coming to you live from Madison Square Garden, by the way. Our first match tonight features Nightmare and will be his last match in this fed because he is retiring "

SiD " ..Again. That kid quits the fed almost as much as Darkstalka "

Guy " True "

SiD " We shouldn't let these guys back in if they quit.. They're just a waste of our time "

Guy " Yeah but that's showbiz for you "

SiD " Huh? Guy.. Lately your coments have been... Well.. Haven't either made sence or haven't had to do with anything "

Guy " Same with you.. But yeah, I think I could use a vacation "

SiD " Me too "

Guy " Anyway though, let's get on with our first match.. Which is at that "

Nightmare & Outlaw -vs- Pimp Master & MUSTAFA
The lights dim as ___ hits the PA and out walk Pimp Master and MUSTAFA. The two make their way to the ring and MUSTAF enters the ring, leaving Pimp Master standing on the apron. Next out is Nightmare occompanied by Beth and Outlaw. The three head down to the ring and Nightmare takes a place on the apron while Outlaw enters the ring.

SiD " What was the big fuss over MUSTAFA being a 'mystery partner'? "

Guy " Beats me.. But there's the bell.. Outlaw hits MUSTAFA with a short-armed clothesline then gives him a victory roll.. He stomps at MUSTAFA but he grabs his opponent's foot and shoves him away then gets back to his feet.. Outlaw off the ropes hits MUSTAFA with a running elbow punch! MUSTAFA stumbles backward a few steps then is hit with a right hook which sends him to the mat.. Outlaw tries for a something but MUSTAFA kicks him in the face before he can acheive whatever move he was going for.. "

SiD " I have to take a dump.. I'll be back "

Guy " Thanks for sharing that with us "

SiD gets up from his seat and walks away.

Guy " MUSTAFA tags in Pimp Master and Outlaw charges him with a shoulder block.. PM sidesteps him though and Outlaw slams into the turnbuckle! MUSTAFA pins his arms and Pimp Master starts pummeling him! Nightmare jump into the ring and goes after Pimp Master but the ref chases him out of the ring before he can do anything "

SiD returns.

Guy " That was quick "

SiD " There was a line and I didn't feel like waiting "

Guy " Oh "

SiD " Sucks, cause I really have to shit.. I'm all cramped "

Guy " Too much information again SiD "

SiD " I don't care "

Guy " Well obviously "

SiD " I miss anything "

Guy " Not really.. Just wrestling "

SiD " Figures "

Guy " Outlaw has Pimp Master in a Boston crab.. Nightmare's yelling at Outlaw to tag him in.. Outlaw releases Pimp Master and does just that "

SiD " Well maybe things'll get interesting now "

Guy " Maybe. For those of you who don't know, there's been alot of tention and resentment between those two for quite.. Outlaw and Nightmare hit Pimp Master with a double clothes-line! "

Outlaw climbs out of the ring and takes a place on the apron.

Guy " Nightmare clobbers Pimp Master with a double-axe handle! He follows with a right hook.. Then a left one.. He throws another right.. But Pimp Master grabs his fist and twists his arm behind his back for a hammerlock! "

SiD " Everybody's doing it "

Guy " Huh? "

SiD " Nothin "

Guy " Ummm.. Okay.. Nightmare gives Pimp Master a leg drag then applies a scissor choke hold on him "

The ref rushes over to make sure Pimp Master can breathe.

Guy " The ref's telling Nightmare to let Pimp Master go but he's ignoring him!! The ref begins counting Nightmare out! "

SiD " 1..2..3..4.. "

MUSTAFA jumps into the ring and stomps Nightmare, breaking the hold. Pimp Master grabs his throat, trying to recover from half a minute of not being able to breathe. The ref chases MUSTAFA out of the ring and starts yelling at him. Nightmare takes advantage of that distraction and starts choking Pimp Master again. MUSTAFA starts pointing to them but the ref won't look back to the ring. Nightmare finally releases his opponent just as the ref comes back.

SiD " Well things have gotten a little more interesting.. Just a little "

Guy " Nightmare pins the exhausted Pimp Master and the ref begins the count..1..2.. MUSTAFA in the ring again gave Nightmare an elbow drop that broke the pin!! The ref's yelling at him again.. This time Outlaw jumps in the ring and him and Nightmare starts stomping Pimp Master!! The ref comes back and chases Outlaw away "

SiD " ..And MUSTAFA back in the ring again snapmares Nightmare and helps his partner back up.. "

Guy " MUSTAFA slips out of the ring though before the ref noticed he was in it.. Pimp Master goes over to his corner and slaps MUSTAFA's hand.. The two climb up the turnbuckles and MUSTAFA dives off, hitting Nightmare with a moonsault.. Pimp Master follows with a bionic fist drop!! MUSTAFA takes the cover and the ref begins the count.. 1..2..3.. And that's it! "

Winner: Pimp Master & MUSTAFA
Nightmare and Outlaw exit the ring and start walking up the ramp with Beth. Nightmare punches Beth in the head and she falls off the ramp, smashing her head and splitting it open against a stack of crowd barriers. Pimp Master glares up at Nightmare with pure hatered as the two defeated wrestlers leave through the entryway.

SiD " JESUS CHRIST!! What the fuck?! "

Guy " I'm not sure.. I think Nightmare caught her cheating on him or something "

SiD " Well if a bitch cheats on you then yeah, that's grounds to kill her.. But I mean, she was going out with Nightmare.. So can you blame her? "

Guy shrugs his shoulders right before the camera cuts to a commercial for the network premere of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's new season. After that there's a Ford commercial followed by one for some new hamburger at Wendy's. A few more forgettable commercials come on before Havok returns.

Guy " Okay, to recap.. Pimp Master & MUSTAFA beat Nightmare & Outlaw.. After the match though Nightmare punched his manager and girlfriend, Beth who fell to her death "

SiD " Such a waste of decent lookin pussy.. But oh well.. "

Guy " Now we have our last match which is about to start "

SiD " What, only two matches this show? "

Guy " Yeah "

SiD " How cheap.. Spidey's slackin "

Guy " Yeah he is.. But anyway.. Onto our next match "

Darkstalka -vs- Steve the Heater
"Fuck Off" by Kid Rock hits the PA system as Darkstalka slowly walks out and down to the ring. Next out, "Boiler" by Limp Bizkit hits the PA and the crowd cheer wildy as Steve the Heater walks out, wearing his IC Belt draped over his shoulder. He makes his way down to the ring and sets his Belt atop the table by his corner of the ring, then enters the ring.

The bell rings.

Guy " The two lock-up and Darkstalka gives Steve a neckbreaker.. He stomps at him but Steve rolls clear then leaps back to his feet then uppercuts Stalka! Stalka staggers back a few steps then takes a dropkick! Steve slaps on a figure four leglock.. Well.. Tries to, Stalka kicks him in the face before he can secure the move! Stalka lifts him up by the head then whips him into the ropes.. Steve springs back from them and is clothes-lined by Stalka! "

SiD yawns.

Guy " Bored? "

SiD " Very "

Guy " Maybe if you did some of the announcing, you'd be more entertained "

SiD " Nah "

Guy " I don't think I've ever worked with anyone as lazy as you SiD "

SiD " I'll take that as a compliment "

Guy rolls his eyes, " Steve with a DDT to Stalka! "

Suddenly the visage of a brick wall appears on the Titan-tron. The name of Rebel begins being spraypainted across that wall then it explodes. The crowd cheer and scream out as Rebel appears at the entryway.

SiD " What the hell is he doing here? "

Guy shrugs his shoulders as Rebel starts walking down the catwalk. He makes his way around the ring to the announcer's table then pulls up a seat.

SiD distastefully, " Can we help you? "

Rebel " Well, I was watching the match backstage and got bored so I figured I'd come out and be bored.. Only with a better seat "

SiD " Lucky us "

Guy " Darkstalka whips Steve into the turnbuckles.. He scoops him up.. then slams him over the ropes onto the concrete floor below!! "

SiD " Hey the ref's starting a count out! Is this actually one of those matches I've heard about where you can be counted out for being out of the ring? "

Guy " Funny "

SiD " I'm serious.. They never count people out on Havok.. All the matches are usually Hardcore ones "

Guy " True.. Steve whips Darkstalka into the apron then starts bashing his head against it "

Rebel " You know.. Darkstalka's been accused of copying promos again.. "

SiD " Again?! "

Rebel " Yup "

Guy " Well, did he? "

Rebel shrugs his shoulders, " Dunno "

SiD " Then why the hell'd you even bring it? "

Rebel " Just making conversation "

Guy " Oh.. Well Darkstalka piledrives Steve against the concrete floor!! "

SiD " Is he still concious? "

Guy " I don't know.. Doesn't look like the ref even cares cause he's counted the two of them out "

Winner: No Contest
Guy " Well that ends that "

SiD " I want to know if what Rebel was saying before about Darkstalka is true "

Guy " Who knows "

Rebel " Or cares "

Guy " So anyway though, that ends this episode of Havok "

SiD " This short episode of Havok "

Guy " Yeah.. So then on behalf of SiD, myself.. and Rebel... I bid you all a Goodnight "

Winner:

RMWF

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