Wednsday Night Havok 9-19-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/9_19_01_Wednsday_Night

The camera pans around a fan filled arena as the opening credits of Havok roll before finally zooming in on the announcer's table.

Guy " Welcome to another episode of Havok folks! Nothing but special match tonight "

SiD " Yay.. "

Guy " I, of course am Guy Mandell.. And as always, with me is SiD "The King" Nasty. Alot has gone on this past week which unless you live in a cave you are aware of. I'm glad to see though that through it all everyone has come together and stayed strong. Anyway, we have a good show enstored for you all tonight, like I said before.. It's all special.. Or gimmick matches "

SiD " Well at least it's a break from the usual drivel of a show the people have grown acustomed to "

Guy " I'm not even going to comment on that one SiD.. But anyway.. Let's just get our first match started shall we? "

SiD " ....... "

Guy " I said 'Let's get our first match started'!! "

The fans all cheer with wild enthusiasm.

SiD " That's so unlike you.. To work the crowd and all.. What gives? "

Guy " Nothin 'gives'.. I'm just trying to keep things lively "

SiD " Ummmm.. Okay.. "

Guy " So anyway.. Here we go with the first match "

BoneCrusher -vs- Madman
Cage Match
The fans all cheer again as ___ hits the PA system and BoneCrusher appears at the entryway. He is greeted with the standard forced cheers a new comer would recieve as he makes his way down to the ring.

SiD chuckles.

Guy " What? "

SiD " Who's next.. "

As BoneCrusher climbs through the cage door his theme music is replaced with '( Everybody was )Kung Fu Fighting' as Ty My Shoe jump kicks into site, atop the entry ramp. He does a series of flamboant Karate chops and kicks then trips and falls. The crowd laugh at him as he goes rolling down the ramp.

SiD laughs, " Wait a minute.. He's not suposed to fight tonight! His match isn't until Friday! "

TY My Shoe gets to his feet and brushes himself off, glaring around the arena. He let's loose a feirce 'Hiya! when he does a spinning wheel kick but the crowd still laughs at him. He sneers at them all then slips into the ring. The ref, Gary Coleman follows him into the ring and taps him on the shoulder.

Guy " Looks like Gary's breaking the news to him "

Ty My Shoe starts flailing his arms and stomping around the ring. Next the lights dim and ____ comes over the PA while a fast paced montage of Madman's wrestling highlights flashes across the Titan-tron. Explosions erupt along the entryway and Madman walks out. Ty My Shoe begins jumping up and down, waving his arms more as Madman slides into the cage.

SiD snickers, " Doesn't look like Ty My Shoe wants to leave "

Madman looks at Ty in confusion then the chineese ( or is it Japaneese? ) wrestler finally exits the cage. When he does, Gary securely locks the cage door behind him and takes a few steps back and waves to the crowd. The bell rings.

Guy " BoneCrusher not wasting any time gives a roundhouse kick to Madman that spins him around! He's then brought to the mat by a Dragon punch! Crusher goes for a falling knee breaker but Madman kicks him.. And umm.. He didn't kick him off.. Now Madman's just kind of hold Crusher up with his foot! "

SiD snickers.

Guy " Madman finally giving a hard shove, sends BoneCrusher stumbling backward until he slams against the cage wall.. Madman gets to his feet and charges Crusher with a clothesline but it is ducked.. A quick punch to the back of the head however isn't as Madman did just that "

SiD " So do you think Madman is going to stick around for awhile? "

Guy shrugs his shoulders, " How should I know? "

SiD " I don't know. I was just trying to make conversation. The match is boring me "

Guy " Well it's not boring me.. BoneCrusher scoop slams Madman and gives him an elbow drop! Madman retaliates with an inverted head scissor takedown! "

SiD snickers, " I thought he was gonna do the Windmill for a second "

Guy " Huh? The what? "

SiD " The Windmill.. The breakdancing move "

Guy " Oh.. Madman just DDTed Crusher and now's going for the cage wall.. "

SiD " He's not climbiing it? Hey! He's pulling out a knife! "

Guy " No.. It's a pair of wire cutters! "

SiD " What the hell? That can't be legal! "

Guy " I don't know.. We'll have to see what the ref says.. Anyway.. Madman's already succeeded in cutting a fair sized slit in the wall.. But here comes BoneCrusher who shoulder tackles him! Followed by a powerbomb! "

SiD " I don't know why Madman didn't just try to CLIMB the cage wall.. He probably would've been made it out "

Guy shrugs his shoulders. Meanwhile BoneCrusher pulls Madman to his feet and whips him across the ring.

SiD " Maybe cheating's just too strong in his blood.. "

Guy " Maybe.. Looks like it backfired on him though cause BoneCrusher's going through the hole! Madman rushing at him.. Is too late! Bone Crusher is out of the ring! "

SiD " But is it legal? "

Gary Coleman walks up to the steel cage with a mic and starts studying the hole cut in it's wall.

Gary Coleman " In all my years.. Well.. Year of refereeing these matches, I have never seen anyone exit a steel cage like that before.. "

SiD impateintly, " Get on with it.. "

Gary " However.. The rules in a steel cage match are generally you leave over the top.. Or through one of the doors.. "

SiD " Spit it out already "

Gary " In the RMWF though we do things a little differant by locking the doors, leaving the only way out the obvious.. "

Gary pulls a little book from his back pocket and begins thumbing through it. SiD groans loudly.

Guy " Shhhh! "

SiD " Don't 'shhhh!' me! "

Gary " Yet.. There's nothing in the rules that says you have to exit the cage iver the top.. Which means.. "

SiD " What?! "

Gary raises Bone Crusher's arm.

Gary " Bone Crusher is our winner! "

SiD " I can't beleive that crap!

Winner: BoneCrusher
Guy " Beleive it.. All things considered though that was a good match to open the show with.. Now let's keep things rolling and get right onto our next match! "

SiD glance at Guy with almost concern.

Guy " What? "

SiD " Nothing "

Guy " Now this next match was originally scheduled for last Saturday but was canceled at the last minute due to the fact that Spidey hadn't heard from either of the wrestlers until.. Well.. The last minute, and had feared they may have fallen victim to last week's tragidy. "

SiD " Luckily, they didn't "

Guy nods, " Right. Then at the end of SNS, Lightning showed up and considering the show was ending.. He was too late so the match just got rescheduled to tonight "

SiD " You said alot of the same thing you know right? "

Guy " Who cares "

SiD shrugs his shoulders.

Lightning -vs- Pimp Master
Table Match
'Late Night Coastin' by Mr Lucci plays over the PA as Lighning comes walking out and to the ring.

Guy " Oh yeah, this match is also Lightning's.. I guess you could call it initiation into the $hooter$ stable, led by "The Immortal" Chris Heid "

SiD " You're acting weird tonight.. Are you on crack or something? "

Guy " Hell no! I'm just in a good mood "

SiD " Yeah okay "

A few more moments pass, then Pimp Master finally appears, then heads down to the ring as well. The Bell rings

Guy " Lightning takes control via a sidewalk slam! He slaps on a camal clutch.. Well tries to.. Pimp Master shook him off before the hold was secure.. By reverse head butting him.. PM gets up and gives his opponent swinging neckbreaker! He follows up with an elbow drop that gets easily avoided when Lightning slides out of the ring.. "

Lightning goes for one of the tables when Pimp Master dives at him from the top rope with a big splash. It hits him directly but Pimp Master also slams into the edge of the table.

SiD " Ooooh.. I think he hurt himself worse than he did his opponent on that one "

Guy " Yeah.. Looked that way.. Lightning though climbs back to his feet, using the table for support.. Then tosses it on the apron.. Pimp Master comes from behind with a double axe handle! "

SiD " Which slammed Lightning's chin against the table's edge.. "

Guy " Pimp Master grabs Lightning's arm and whips him.. No.. Lightning reverses the whip and flings Pimp Master into the barrier... Which he flips over! Landing in the crowd! "

The crowd cheer Lightning as he pushes the table the rest of the way into the ring. Pimp Master climbs out of the crowd while Lightning climbs back into the ring and sets up the table.

SiD " That's it.. "

Guy " Lightning's just taunting Pimp Master at this point.. PM though just starts circling the ring.. "

SiD " Isn't he gonna get counted out? "

Guy " Not tonight "

SiD " Oh.. Just checkin "

Guy " Pimp Master finally slides into the ring and nails Lightning with a drop kick that throws him atop the table!! "

SiD " Dumb. He shouldn't have been standing so close to it "

Guy " Pimp Master climbs up on the table and grabs Lightning.. "

SiD " He's gonna piledrive him through the table.. "

Guy " Wait.. Lightning hooks Pimp Master's neck with his legs and gives HIM A HEAD SCISSOR TAKEDOWN RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!! AMAZING!! "

SiD " Calm down boy.. "

Guy " What.. You gotta admit that was amazing.. Lightning turned a definate loss into an instant win in a matter of seconds!! "

SiD " Oh alright, alright.. It was amazing "

Winner: Lightning
Guy " Damn right "

SiD raises an eyebrow at Guy. In the ring, Pimp Master lay in the wreckage of the table while Lightning stands there catching his breath. When the crowd begin chanting his name he looks up proudly and raises his arms victoriously, which prompts the crowd to cheer even louder.

Then the cameras cut over to Spidey who is in his office talking on the phone. He's pacing back and

suddenly he whinces but keeps walking. He winces again and grabs his crotch.

Spidey " What the hell? "

He pulls the front of his pants out and looks down them to see what the problem is. The voice of several black men yell at him,

" Whatchoo lookin at! "

Spidey screams, " AHHHHHHHH!! I have 'niggers' in my pants!! " *

The camera then cuts to Chris Heid walking down a hallway to his dressing room. He opens the door and finds the room completely trashed. The mirrors on the walls have been shattered, the $hooter$ posters on the wall torn, tables and chairs broken, slashed and strewn around the room, etc.

"The Immortal" Chris Heid " What the fuck?! "

He frantically glances around the room then his eyes settle on an upturned dresser. He rushes over to it then squats down beside it and starts rummedging through it.

Chris Heid " Son of a FUCKING BITCH!!! "

He smackes some of the clutter from it's top and stands up.

Chris Heid " Whoever pulled this shit is gonna pay.. And BIG TIME!! "

He starts to stand up then notices something among the scattered things on the floor. He reaches over and picks it up. It's a beat up flask with the initials P.V. embalzened on it.

Chris Heid " Who... "

He snaps up with realization.

Chris Heid " Pig Vomit!! Mother fucker! "

He charges out the door and the scene returns to Guy and SiD.

SiD " Looks like Pig Vomit's gonna get it "

Guy " Maybe.. But right now we have our Women's Title match which is about to start "

SiD " Good "

Ashura -vs- Roxanne -vs- Carolyn
Women's Title Triple Threat Table Match
The camera pans around the ring, passing across two ladders laying on the opposite sides of the it before zooming in on the Women's Champion Belt which hangs high above it. Suddenly "One Wild Night" by Bon Jovi comes blaring across the PA as fireworks erupt about the entryway. before the skome completly clears, Roxanne comes struting out from it, down to the ring. Occompaning her is boyfriend, "The Immortal" Chris Heid who follows behind her a few paces. The arena flickers with flash photography and the crowd spew catcalls and whistles as she slips into the ring, meanwhile Heid takes a spot on the apron. Next out is Carolyn who is also escorted by her boyfriend, who is Pain. She too recieves an assortment of catcalls and whistles causing Pain to glare at the crowd protectively of her.

SiD " What.. These guys can't let their women wrestle without being there? Can you say possesive? "

The two head continue down to the ring, Chris and Pain exchange nods of respect as Carolyn climbs into the ring. Then, Limp Bizkit's "Breakin Things" comes over the PA and the crowd erupt in an explosion of cheers as Ashura steps out of the entryway. She casually looks up at the Women's Champ Belt as she walks down the catwalk to the ring. When she reaches it, she saults over the top rope, glances at her opponents then scoffs at them.

Guy " Well Ashura seems assured of victory.. "

SiD " And Horton hears a Who "

Guy " Huh? "

SiD " Nothin "

Guy " Ashura charges into Carolyn with a shoulder block which sends her down! Roxanne from behind bulldogs Ashura then gives Carolyn a knee drop!! "

SiD " You go girl "

Guy " Ashura springs to her feet and uppercuts Roxy.. Carolyn then gives her.. Ashura.. A leg drag! Roxanne slaps a Boston crab on Ashura.. Carolyn starts stomping Ashura! "

SiD " Hmmm.. Looks like they're just teaming up on Ashura "

Guy " Well Ashura has a reputation you know.. Going from that, that could be their only chance at beating her "

SiD " I dunno.. Roxanne's pretty damn tough on her own.. "

Guy " True enough.. Ashura whips Roxanne towards the ropes then throws a right hook at Roxanne which gets blocked and countered with a snapmare!! Carolyn, off the ropes catches Roxy with a clothesline though.. Ashura quickly moves to Roxy and gets a figure four her!! "

SiD " ..And there goes Carolyn out of the ring for the ladder.. "

Guy " Yup.. Roxy's running from Ashura? ..No.. She just scurried up the turnbuckle and dragon saults onto Ashura!! "

SiD " Damn.. That's a hard move to pull off "

Guy " Yeah it is.. Carolyn reaching into the ring.. Grabs Roxy's feet and pulls her out! Then gives her a double fisted uppercut.. Wait that's not it.. I guess you'd call it an inverted double axe handle? "

SiD " What'd I tell you Saturday about not knowing what moves are called? "

Guy " Don't start.. "

SiD " 'Don't start'? Why, I NEVER STOP!! "

Guy glances at SiD and arches his eyebrows at him.

SiD " Shut up "

Guy " ..Carolyn and Roxy going at it.. While Ashura taking her turn off the turnbuckle with a bionic fist drop to Roxanne! "

Carolyn drags the ladder to the apron and starts trying to lift it.

Guy " Carol having a little trouble lugging that ladder into the ring.. "

SiD " Yeah, it's a 12 footer.. Shit's gotta be heavy as hell.. "

She manages to get it halfway into the ring when..

Guy " Roxy gives Carol a reverse neckdrop! Ashura grabs Roxy and then powerbombs her on top of their opponent! Now she's going for the ladder herself! "

Ashura gets into the ring, bringing with her the ladder and begins trying to set it up center ring. She finally manages to get it upright and somewhat secure when Roxy creeps back into the ring. She gets two steps up the ladder then pauses..

Guy " Ashura, I guess sensing danger.. "

SiD " Ashura-sense tingling? "

Guy " Shut up.. She got off the ladder and turned to face Roxy just in time to see the double axe handle that hit her in the face.. Roxy now stomping Ashura.. And here comes Carolyn with a tornado kick that Roxy side-steps.. "

She landed hard right on top of Ashura.

SiD " Ooooh "

Guy " There goes Roxy! Dashing up the ladder! "

SiD " Don't look down.. Uh-oh, Ashura's back up "

Guy " Roxanne gets to the top! But Ashura kicks the ladder out from under her! Roxy leaps for the Belt.. And catches it! And the ledder falls to the mat! "

SiD " ..And lands on Carolyn "

Guy " Well, Roxy has the Belt but no way down.. "

SiD " Doesn't she have to get the Belt and get down to win? "

Guy " Yeah. Which she just did! Roxy unhooked the Belt and fell to the mat with it! "

SiD " Damn.. Well, it's only 20 ft.. That's not too bad.. "

Roxy, after hitting the mat climbss back to her feet, with the help of boyfriend Chris Heid. She lifts the Belt over her head, showing it off to the crowd.

Winner and New Women's Champ: Roxanne
Guy " I don't think this is the last time we're going to see Ashura and Roxy fighting for that Belt "

SiD " Nope.. Ashura doesn't give up that easily.. We can probably plan on a rematch next week "

Guy " Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.. "

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