Saturday Night Special 9-15-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/9_15_01_Saturday_Night

Guy " Good Evening everyone and welcome to another episode of Saturday Night Special.. It's been awhile since we've had a Saturday show.. "

SiD " Yeah and hopefully it'll be awhile before we have another one.. I like having Saturdays off "

Guy " Why? It's not like you do anything over the weekend anyway "

SiD " Doesn't matter.. I just don't wanna work Saturdays "

Guy " Ummm.. Okay.. Anyway though folks tonight's SNS is brought to you by Spider-Man.. Instead of Scorpian, who Spidey had passed the show onto.. "

SiD " Dumped onto you mean "

Guy sighs, " ..But anyway.. Our first match of the night is about to begin, so.. "

SiD " No it's not.. "

Guy " Huh? "

SiD " Our first match was Electro verse Bryan "The Fear" Blaze and it was canceled "

Guy " Oh, right.. Blaze was banned for saying some extremly distastful and sickening things concerning the World Trade Center tragedy and it's victims and their families.. "

SiD " The peice of shit "

Guy " And Electro had been a no-show anyway so.. So much for him.. "

SiD elbows Guy in the ribs.

Guy " What? Oh.. Oh.. And no one has heard from Lightning either.."

SiD nods and the two frown.

Guy " Let's all hope that they are alright "

SiD " Maybe we should just cancel this show.. "

Guy ponders, " Well.. We do still have Darkstalka's match.. And he did put out a few promos for it.. "

SiD " Oh.. Okay then "

Guy " So.. Umm.. Yeah.. "

Grim Reaper -vs- Darkstalka
The lights dim and the howl of a wolf echoes throught the arena. Then Limp Bizkit's "Boiler" hits the PA and smoke pours out from the entryway. Darkstalka emerges from the smoke and strides down the ramp to the ring. He climbs into it as the lights brighten and his music is then replaced by "No Leaf Cover" by Metallica as Grim Reaper appears atop the ramp. He makes his way down to, then into ring. A moment later, the bell rings.

Guy " Grim Reaper snap mares Darkstalka then gives him an elbow drop which Stalka rolls clear of.. Stalka leaps to his feet and uppercuts Reaper and whips him into the turnbuckles.. Now he's charging him with a shoulder tackle! "

SiD " This is Darkstalka's third match this week "

Guy " Yeah.. I guess he likes to keep busy.. Anyway, Stalka powerbombs Grim Reaper against the turnbuckles! "

SiD " Gotta hurt "

As Grim Reaper lays across the turnbuckles, Darkstalka grabs his feet and then starts spinning around.

Guy " Darkstalka.. Is that called a Fireman's toss? "

Stalka tosses Reaper across the ring.

SiD " I thought you knew everything? ..And you call yourself a wrestling commontator "

Guy " Okay.. Well what's that move called? "

SiD " That's beside the point now "

Guy " Which means you don't know either huh? "

SiD " I do.. But I'm not going to tell you. You can go look it up "

Guy " Whatever.. Now Reaper has taken control of the match and is backing Darkstalka into the corner! He hits him with another left, then a right.. Darkstalka blocks the right hook and returns the punch to Grim Reaper.. Who blocks and hits Stalka back! Stalka hits the turnbuckles and Reaper monkey flips him! Now he's climbing the turnbuckles... And lion saults.. Nailing Stalka! "

SiD screams.

Guy " What?! "

SiD " I banged my elbow on the table "

Guy " Oh.. "

SiD " Wanna hear somethin fucked up? "

Guy " Sure "

SiD " I had an American flag on my car intena and someone stole it last night "

Guy " That kind of defeats the purpose of having one "

SiD " Exactly! You don't steal from a fellow American to show pride for America and comrodery for your fellow Americans! "

Guy " People are scumbags.. I saw an Indian guy in Pizza Hut Tuesday afternoon trying to scam a free pizza claiming that he was a survivor and therefore should be intitled to one "

SiD " Afternoon? There's no way he could've gotten out of New York by the afternoon "

Guy " Nope.. I was glad to see that they saw through such a disgustingly feeble attempt at a free pizza and told him to leave "

SiD " Sheesh.. People make me sick! "

Guy " Yup.. Anyway back to the match.. Grim Reaper with an Samoan drop to.. No wait! Darkstalka reverses it to a crucifix! GR can't seem to get loose either.. 2..3.. That it.. Darkstalka pinned him out! "

Winner: Darkstalka
Guy " So that concludes this breif episode of SNS.. As for all the wrestlers that didn't show up... Well, let's just hope that they are alive and well. They're matches will be reshcedules to a later date pending we hear from them soon... "

Suddenly Lightning comes walking down the ramp.

SiD " Hey look! Lightning made it.. Late.. But he's still here.. "

Guy " Yeah.. Lightning, over here! "

Lightning nods to Guy and walks over to the announcers table.

SiD " Why'd you have to go and do that? "

Guy " Here's the deal Lightning.. We thought you were a no-show, as was your opponent. Usually we'd just scrap the match but in light of the recent event.. Well.. "

Lightning nods.

Guy " So, we're going to reschedule your match until we hear from Pimp Master. The promo you did will still count for that match though.. That cool? "

Lightning " Yeah "

Guy " Alright then.. So ladies and gentlemen that is all for the show then.. With nothing else left to say.. On behalf of SiD and myself.. "

SiD " God bless America "

Guy nods, " ..And Good night "

Dedicated to Eric "The Crusher" Johnson
Rest In Peace

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