Wednsday Night Havok 9-12-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/9_12_01_Wednsday_Night

"Welcome once again folks to another action packed episode of Havok! I am Guy Mandell and here with me as always is SiD "The" King Nasty.. We are coming to you LIVE from the Nassau Collesium.. Tonight we have.. "

SiD interupts, " You know.. You should really think of a new way to open these shows "

Guy " Huh? Why's that? "

SiD " Your opening announcement is the same every fucking time "

Guy " Whatever "

SiD " No, I'm serious.. How about at least something like.. Hello everybody.. You know what time it is.. Yeah.. That's right baby! It's time for Havok! I'm Guy Mandell and this is SiD "The King" Nasty and we're in the armpit of the U.S., New Jersey.. Specifically, in the Nassau Collesium.. We have all kinds of shit going on tonight.. So let's not waste anymore time.. Bring on the violence! "

The fans cheer.

Guy " Look if you don't like how I open the show, then why don't you do it for a change? "

SiD " Cause that'd be too much work. Besides, I like sitting back and watching you look stupid. That's the most entertaining part of these shows "

Guy " I could say the same of you "

SiD " If you say so "

Guy " Well since you've wasted enough of the veiwer's time let's just cut over to our first match now "

SiD shrugs his shoulders.

Mo My Lon -vs- BoneCrusher
Anywhere Falls
"Last Resort" by Papa Roach hits the PA as BoneCrusher comes out. A few boos from the audience cry out as he walks down the ramp then slides into the ring. His music suddenly switches to ( Everybody Was )"Kung Fu Fighting" and Mo My Lon walks out the entryway. A few fans in the crowd cheer at the top of their lungs as he performs various Martial Arts kicks, poses and stances as he makes his way down to the ring. When he enters it, he begins dancing around BoneCrusher, taunting him with over-enthused Karate chops to the air near him.

SiD chuckles, " That guy cracks me up "

Guy " Mo My Lon? "

SiD " Yeah.. Who else? "

Guy " I guess "

The bell rings and the two wrestlers lock-up.

SiD " He reminds me of the gook from Weird Al's UHF... 'Suplize!'.. Hehe "

Guy " SiD.. Can the racist labels. We're already getting heat from the censors "

SiD " Oh bite me "

Guy " Nah, I'll leave that to the little boys that frequent your house Monday afternoons "

SiD " Fuck off "

Guy just rolls his eyes "BoneCrusher hits Mo My Lon with a right hook.. He throws a left one but Mo blocks it and gives him a windmill kick that sends the opponent stumbling backward.. Before having a chance to regain his balance, BoneCrusher is hit again, this time with a scissor kick!!

SiD " Ah-so "

Guy " BoneCrusher falls against the ropes and Mo My Lon.. Tried to powerbomb his opponent but BoneCrusher reversed the move into a monkey flip that sends Mo over the ropes and onto the concrete floor outside the ring! "

BoneCrusher appears to be arguing with the audience as Mo My Lon slowly gets back on his feet.

Guy " BoneCrusher with a baseball slide that sends Mo back down! Crusher swings over the ropes and gives Mo a knee drop but Mo rolls clear! He gives BC a dropkick then slaps on a Mexican surf board!"

SiD " ...... "

Guy " A Mexican surfboard, SiD "

SiD " Yeah "

Guy grimaces " Oh wait! There's the cover! "

SiD " They're outside of the ring though "

Guy " Did you forget this is an Anywhere Falls Match? "

SiD " Yeah "

Guy " Oh.. Well anyway, we have a winner! "

Winner: Mo My Lon
Guy " Next up we have the return of long time RMWF wrestler, The Vine.. "

SiD " Sheesh! That guy's like a bad penny that keeps turning up.. Why is it that when people quit this fed they can't just stay gone? "

Guy " Because the RMWF is too great a fed for people to stay away from? "

SiD " HA! "

Guy " Well how else would you explain it? "

SiD " I don't know.. But I don't think we should let wrestlers back in when the quit. I mean hell, The Vine, Darkstalka and Nightmare have quit and returned at least four times each.. Madman, Pig Vomit, the list goes on.. "

Guy " Yeah, but who really cares? "

SiD " I care! A wrestler shouldn't be allowed back in if they quit! "

Guy " Whatever "

SiD scoffs.

Don "The Dragon" Carleon -vs- The Vine
Gangsta's R Us' comes across the PA system as newcomer, Don Carleon walks out. When he climbs into the ring, his music fades and the lights dim. Suddenly green explosions erupt along the entryway and 'Thong Song' hits the PA. The crowd cheer fanatically as The Vine appears at the entryway. He makes his way down to the ring and the explosions follow him, along the sides of the ramp. His music fades as the lights are restroed to their previous level of illumanance and The Vine hops into the ring.

SiD " One of these days those explosions are gonna start a fire "

Guy " Doubtful.. They're set by professional pyrotechnicians "

SiD scoffs, " There's nothing 'professional' about anyone who has anything to do with this fed.. Why should the pyrotechnicians be any differant? "

Guy " I'm not even going to respond to that "

SiD " You're such a little bitch "

Guy " Who gets paid more than you "

SiD grumbles and the bell rings.

Guy " The Vine imediatly charges Don with and takes him down with a drop-kick! He follows by slapping on a reverse ankle lock.. "

SiD " Don Carleon.. Is that supposed to be like Don Corleone from the Godfather? "

Guy shrugs his shoulders, " I don't know.. Why do you always assume I know every little thing? "

SiD " Because you always act like you know everything "

Guy " Oh.. Well I don't know everything.. Just almost everything "

SiD rolls his eyes.

Guy " Diamond cutter by Corleon.. "

SiD " I'll be back.. "

Guy " Ummm.. Alright.. Corlean goes for a leg drop but the Vine slides out of the way.. The Vine back up, whips Don into the ropes.. Don, rebounding ducks a clothesline and off the ropes again.. Missle dropkicks The Vine! Then gives him the leg drop he'd evaded just a moment ago! He pulls the Vine back to his feet and.. He short arm clotheslines Don! "

Don Corleon hits the mat.

Guy " Now The Vine's slaping on a torture rack! "

Suddenly The Crippler comes walking out to the ring. He slides into the ring and double axe handles The Vine from behind.

Guy " Where is SiD?! The Crippler starts stomping on the Vine and.. He's pulling something from his pocket.. It's a bag? He starts dumping.. It's shit! The Crippler is dumping a bag of shit on the Vine! The Vine, sweeps his feet though and stradles him.. Punching the crap out of him! Here comes Corleon who stomps the Vine in the back of the head! "

The Vine falls off of The Crippler who points and laughs at The Vine before slipping out of the ring and leaving. SiD returns.

SiD " Back "

Guy " Where'd you go? You missed it! "

SiD holds up a cup of beer.

Guy " Oh.. "

SiD " Missed what? "

Guy " The Crippler just jumped The Vine and dumped a bag of shit on him! "

SiD " Nuh-uh "

Guy " Yeah! "

SiD " Figures.. I go away for a minute and something good happens "

Guy " Oh well.. Maybe next time you won't take a break from your job to get a beer "

SiD " Or maybe I will "

Guy sighs, " The Vine with a powerbomb to Corlean.. And another! Make that three!"

SiD " Triple power bomb.. "

Guy " Yeah "

SiD blinks.

Guy " And that's it! We have a winner! "

SiD " Huh? What? "

Guy " You weren't supposed to blink.. You missed it "

SiD grumbles.

Winner: The Vine
As the two wrestlers still stand in the ring, the visage of the arena's back lot comes on the Titan-tron, then the cameras cut directly to the location.

Pain -vs- Darkstalka
Street Fight
Pain stands leaning against a light post, waiting for Darkstalka to arrive. After a few moments, he does just that, pulling up in his Bently. Darkstalka steps on the gas, barreling towards Pain, who doesn't even flinch.

Guy " Looks like Stalka's looking to end this match quick "

SiD " Considering though if he hits Pain he hits that light post too though, they'd both die and it'd just be a No Contest "

Guy " True enough.. I'm guessing.. "

Darkstalka slams on the breaks, stopping short of a foot from Pain.

Guy " ..Yup.. He was just playing chicken "

Darkstalka opens the car door and gets half way out when Pain jump kicks the door, slamming it into Darkstalka.

SiD " Does that symbolize the bell? "

Guy " Sounds good to me.. Pain grabs the door handle and starts slamming it open & shut repeatedly on Stalka's arm.. That's still in the car "

Darkstalka blocks the door, gets the rest of the way out of the car and uppercuts Pain, who stumbles backward.

SiD " 'That's enough of that!' "

Guy " Stalka whips Pain, who reverses it, sending Stalka reeling head first into the light post! "

Thud.

SiD " Damn, look at the dent he put in that thing! "

Guy " Pain rushes over and grabs Stalka's head.. Stalka grabs his hand though and flips him to the concrete before Pain had the chance to slam his head into the post though! Stalka now with an ankle-lock "

SiD " Hey.. I wonder why Darkstalka doesn't have his song playing on his car's tape deck "

Guy " What song? "

SiD snickers, " 'Burn In Hell' by Twisted Sister "

Guy laughs, " I'm not going to comment on that one.. Pain hits Stalka with a right hook, follwoed by a left one, then an uppercut.. Darkstalka is just taking the blows though.. Pain with a shot to the gut then another jab.. Then a kick to the groin that finally sends Stalka to the pavement! "

SiD " Bingo "

Guy " He starts stomping at him.. Stalka grabs Pains foot though and pushes him away.. "

Darkstalka gets up and goes to his car.

SiD " What's he gonna do run him down again? "

Guy " No.. It looks like he's getting something from.. He's got a car jack! "

SiD " Oooh! "

Guy " He walks slowly over to Pain.. Who takes on a stance to parry.. Stalka having closed the distance, swings the car jack at his opponent! Who evades and punches Stalka in the ear! Darkstalka responds with another swing of the car jack.. Which connects solidly with Pain! "

SiD " Ooow! Pain's lucky he didn't lose any teeth on that one "

Guy " Right.. "

Darkstalka stands there looking down at Pain's still body, then heads back to his car.

SiD " He's out cold? "

Guy " Looks like it "

Darkstalka starts his engine and drives away, leaving Pain in the back lot.

Winner by K.O.: Darkstalka
SiD " Oh.. Well umm.. Shouldn't we send someone out there to get him? "

Guy " No. That's not our job "

SiD snickers, " Looks like I'm rubbing off on you again "

Guy " God forbid. No, I'm sure paramedics are already on their way.. Not that he really needs them.. "

SiD " Oh.. So is that a wrap then? "

Guy " Yup.. So ladies and Gentlemen.. Good Night "

Dedicated to the Memory of all those who perished in the World Trade Center Tragedy this week.. And to their families..

RMWF

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