Wednsday Night Havok 8-8-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/8_8_01_Wednsday_Night

The camera shows Vice-prez, Spider-Man in his penthouse office, sitting in his hover chair watching the news on the wall of TVs.

News person on the TV " ..authorites are still baffled as to the Preacher Man's possible where abouts. We will keep you informed if any further news on the matter breaks "

The bottom left screen cuts to the office elevator's security survailance camera, triggered on by Neep setting off the elevator's motion detector upon his boarding it.

Spidey " Oh great "

Spidey pushes a button on the arm of his chair which slows the elevator to a stop. Neep acts confused and starts punching the elevator buttons.

Spidey laughs a laugh of satisfaction.

Spidey " Well that should buy me some time "

Then the phone rings.

Spidey " Now what? "

He sighs then pushes another button on the arm of his chair. The center screen of the wall of TVs cuts to a man whose identity is conceiled by shadows.

Man on TV " Spidey.. There have been a few set backs in our plan.. "

Spidey " What?! What kind of set back? "

Man on TV " Nothing that can't be remedied. We will however need your presents to complete the task you have laid out for us "

Spidey " Fine. I'll be there on the next flight out. "

Man on TV " Alright. We shall be awaiting your arrival then. "

The TV's image returns to the news program. That announces the death of the former President of the United States, Ronald Reagan.

Spidey " What? Damn.. that sucks.. Oh well "

Spidey gets up from his chair and as he heads for the neighboring room calls up Jamal on his cell phone.

Spidey " Jamal.. Book me the next flight to Hamburg, Germany.. Then send a driver to pick me up.. "

The camera doesn't follow him when he enters the room, it instead cuts over to SiD, Guy and Rebel seated at their announcer's table.

Guy " Welcome once again folks to another episode of Wednsday Night Havok.. We are dedicating tonights show to former and perhaps the greatest Presedent this counrty has ever known.. Ronald Reagan, who just passed away earlier today.. He was a great man, who did alot of great things for this country.. He will be missed.. "

SiD " Yes, he will "

Guy " But in the spirit of professionalism.. The show must go on.. Even as a Nation mourns the passing of a great man.. So we'll get on to our first match "

Chad Jefferson -vs- Misterio

Limp Bizit's 'Clunk' hits the PA system, marking the entrance of Chad Jefferson. He walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. Next, the lights cut off and 'Down With The Sickness' by Disturbed comes across the PA. Fire erupts around the entryway and Misterio comes walking out as the lights gradually brighten. Every three steps he takes down the ramp, fire explodes along side of it. He climbs into the ring and the bell rings.

Guy " The two lock up.. Chad sweeps Misterio's feet and then slaps on a Boston crab!! "

SiD " Where's Misterio's fish bowl? "

Guy " Huh? "

SiD " His fish bowl helmet? "

Guy " WHAT are you talking about? "

SiD sighs " Misterio.. Isn't he supposed to wear a fish bowl helmet and a purple cape "

Guy " Ummm.. "

Rebel " He's think talking about one of Spidey's old enemies "

SiD " Yeah "

Guy " Oh. Well I guess it's a differant Misterio then "

SiD " Oh "

A guy with red tipped, black spikey hair and wearing black baggy jeans with a mesh shirt comes walking out and down the ramp to the ring.

SiD " Who's that? "

Rebel " Don't know. Don't care "

Guy " Whoever he is he just gave Misterio a half Nelson suplex! He follows with a victory roll and then pulls Misterio to his feet.. Chad Jefferson off the ropes... Takes him down with a running Down and Dirty!! There's the cover.. "

The man who helped Jefferson climbs out of the ring and picks a mic up.

SiD " We sure do have alot of mics just laying around.. Don't we have janitors or someone to put those things away? "

Guy shrugs his shoulders " We have our winner though "

Winner: Chad Jefferson
Man " Greetings one and all.. You have had the honor of witnessing by debut to this fed.. You all are fortunate because you will soon be seeing alot of me.. That you needn't be afraid of. You do have one fear though.. And that fear is ME.. BRYAN "THE FEAR" BLAZE!! "

SiD " Ok "

Rebel " Wrestlers weren't as cheasy in my day "

SiD " Yes you were.. I mean.. Yes they were "

Rebel shoots SiD a menacing glance.

Guy " Well anyway, we have to take a quick commercial break then we'll be back with our next match "

SiD " I can't wait "

A commercial for Nike comes on. The stupid one where the guy is tagged 'it' and runs around like a retard. Then there's a disturbing one for chocolate milk that features an anitmated cow in leg warmers dancing like Flashdance then dumping chocolate syrup on itself.

Guy " ..And we're back., And just in time too, as our next match is begining "

Diablo -vs- Crown Royal

'Getcha Groove On' by Limp Bizkit comes on the PA and Diablo comes down the ramp. As he climbs into the ring his music is replaced by 'Gin & Juice' by Snoop Doggy Dog as Crown Royal comes strutting out to the ring.

Guy " There's the bell.. And Diablo throws a left hook at Crown Royal, who dodges it and snap suplexes him!! He stomps Diablo a few times before allowing him to get back up.. "

SiD " It wasn't the Madman's apprentice, Diablo was it? "

Guy " No, it was a differant Diablo "

SiD " Oh "

Guy " Diablo clothelines Crown Royal then gives him an elbow drop.. Well tries to.. Crown Royal rolled clear.. "

Top Dollar Kid and Jason Cash come walking out and down the ramp.

SiD " What do they want? More interferance? "

Guy shrugs his shoulders as the two wrestlers walk over to the Indian announcer's table.

Guy " Looks like they're going after Jahamid Patel though "

SiD " Who? "

Guy " Well since they took over the Spanish announcers table on Monday, lll was too afraid to show his face so we gave our affiliate in India an opportunity "

SiD " Oh "

TDK and JC grab Jahamid by the collar and throw him into the crowd, who respond by stomping and kicking him.

SiD " Damn.. I guess our fans don't like Indians.. "

Rebel " Who does "

SiD " Well.. They are good for only two things.. Selling cigarettes to you if your underage and cause you don't feel scummy by buying porn from them "

Guy " SiD!!! "

SiD " What?! What'd I say?! It's true!! "

Guy " No it isn't!! "

Rebel " Yeah it is "

Guy " Great! I'm out numbered! We're deffinatly going to be getting flack for this now! "

SiD " No one cares Guy.. No one even watches the show "

Guy " Our ratings beg to differ.. "

SiD " Differ schmiffer.. Whatever.. Oh great now what are the going to do? "

Top Dollar Kid and Jason Cash come over to SiD, Guy and Rebel's table and hand SiD a shirt.

SiD " I don't want that crap! Whatever it is "

Rebel " Gimmie that! "

Rebel snatches the shirt from Jason and holds it up to look at it. It reads, Sudden Impact across the back and has a picture of TDK, JC and Bryan "The Fear" Blaze on the front.

Rebel " How nice "

Top Dollar Kid " It's yours "

Rebel " Gee thanks! "

Rebel stands up and stuffs the shirt down the back of his pants and wipes his ass with it!

Guy " Geez! "

SiD " Now that's just rude! "

Rebel takes the shirt and throws it at TDK and JC.

Rebel " On second thought.. I don't think it'd fit me "

Top Dollar Kid pulls his fist back about to hit Rebel.

Rebel " I wouldn't do that if I were you kid.. "

Guy " Yeah.. Really.. Maybe you should just leave.. "

Jason picks up the shirt and him and TDK return to the Indian announcer's table.

Guy " Now why did you do that Rebel? The kid was trying to be nice "

Rebel " Cause I hate 'nice' guys "

Guy " It was still uncalled for "

Rebel " He'll get over it "

SiD " Speaking of getting over.. Looks like Crown Royal just won the match "

Winner Crown Royal

Guy " Huh? What the hell does that mean? "

SiD " I'm not sure.. But the match is over "

Rebel " Duh "

The cameras cut to the wrestler's locker room, where Steve the Heater and Scotty Slam are hiding behind some of the lockers, giggling to themselves. Top Dollar Kid comes walking into the room and starts going through his locker, a moment passes then Steve and Scotty jump out at him.

Steve " Get him! "

Scotty and Steve tackle TDK who kicks at them but is still over powered by the two wrestlers. Steve forces TDK on his stomach and pulls down his pants while Scotty pulls a roll of finger tape from Top Dollar Kid's locker.

Steve laughs " Hold still kid! "

Scotty begins putting tape on TDK's hairy ass. He kicks at them and Steve punches him in the head. Nightmare and Kid Money walk into the room and start laughing.

Nightmare " You guy's are nuts.. Hehe.. You missed a spot "

Crown Royal comes out of the shower room wearing a towel around his waste and starts laughing at the event too. Scotty continues taping TDK's hairy ass shut while everyone stands around laughing. When the tape runs out Steve releases TDK who pulls his pants back up, leaps to his feet and shoves Scotty over a bench then uppercuts Steve.

Top Dollar Kid " You guy's are going to pay for this shit! "

Kid Money " That's gonna hurt like a bitch when it comes off.. "

Top Dollar Kid " FUCK YOU! "

Everyone continues laughing at him as Top Dollar Kid marches out of the room. The cameras return to SiD, Guy and Rebel.

Guy " Alright, now we have the Main Event you've all been waiting for.. The four man tag match.. Which has been upgraded to a Tag Title match "

SiD " Whoopee "

Guy " So since the other wrestlers were a waste of time, lets not waste anymore and just get right to the match, as it is about to start "

Main Event
Primal Punishers -vs- The Bravehearts -vs- Mo My Lon & Ty My Shoe -vs Hard Core Inc.
Tag Titles
An Oriental song comes over the PA system as Mo My Lon & Ty My Shoe come walking out, doing martial arts style poses. As they enter the ring, Neep and Fraser Newlands come out and head to the ring too. Next out come Snakebite and "The Immortal" Chris Heid, together known as Hardcore Inc. When they enter the ring, the final tag team, Primal Punishers come down the ramp and slide into the ring. Jenna Jamison then struts out, displaying the Tag Belts over her head and then places them on a ringside table, meanwhile Steve the Heater, Fraser Newlands, Snakebite and Mo My Lon take their places at opposing corners. The bell rings.

Guy " Steve charges Snakebite and drops him with a clothesline while Mo My Lon dropkicks Newlands... "

Rebel " I can't beleive The Bravehearts are still around.. I mean why don't they just pack it in?

SiD snickers, " Oh they pack it in alright "

Guy " No gay jokes SiD "

SiD " Hehe.. Alright. What I want to know though is how'd Neep get out of Spidey's elevator so soon? "

Guy " Well we aren't that far from the RMWF Headquarters.. And that was like an hour ago "

SiD " Yeah well.. Shut up! "

A UPS man comes walking down the ramp.

SiD " Who's that? Please don't tell me it's a wrestler with a delivery guy motief "

Guy " I don't know "

The UPS guy walks up to Scotty standing ringside and hands him the package. Scotty opens it and pulls out the IC Belt. He looks a bit confused and then takes a note from the inside of the box, drapes the Belt over his shoulder, hops off the apron and picks up a mic.

SiD " After the show I think I'm going to gather all those discarded mics and hock them "

Scotty " 'Scotty We got back the Belts the Preacher Man stole from you and Steve last week. Since Wil gave Steve your Cable TV Belt though by mistake, that just leaves you to hold the IC Belt. If you have a problem with that.. Oh well.' Signed 'Spidey' "

Winner and New Tag Champs:Primal Punishers
The match could not be completed do to Spidey's heroin withdrawal.

Ronald Reagan
2-6-11 - 8-8-01

RMWF

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