The Conclusion of an always exciting Meltdown - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/8_6_01_Meldown_Part

Recap : SiD and Guy's dance number , Neep , Hunter , those filthy apes , Snakebite's attacker reviled , Top Dollar Kid and Jason Cash order a pizza and Preacher Man has been getting the piss kicked out of him by Gravedigger and NOT fighting back ... But before the conclusion of the match we interupt for more behind the scenes action.

( WIL Double's Office )

( We get a birds eye view from the corner of the cramped office . WIL Double sits at his desk talking . As the always sexy and slutty Wild Kat stretches out on the long leather couch along the wall , CSD stands behind The CEO with his hands folded across his chest . We move in to a shot over a dark figures shoulder and pan into a close up of WIL's face .)

WIL " We have a problem , Preacher Man has snapped . Which is why it is good to have you back . "

( WIL leans back a lights up a ciggarette , then continues to talk to the mystery man ... )

WIL " First of all , all of your proposals I can not do , for I am not The Prez any more . Goldust is in charge of that job and let him friggen keep it . We from now on have to run the corporate stable from behind the scenes and soon I will be back on top . Thats where you come in , The Preacher Man is of no use to us any more . We have no power in the fed right now . So I need you to get Neep back , recruit a few good men and then we will set out to get things rolling . "

( He leans up on his desk and stares right at whoever it is he is speaking too ..)

WIL " I will be back on top . The RMWF is mine and always will be mine ... "

Man " What about Spidey or Cosa Nastro ?"

WIL " Spidey is a drug addict and no concern of ours . This is not a struggle between him and me . As for Cosa Nastro they are finished , there time has come and passed ."

Man " But you have everything you need , money , women , enough drugs for a life time . What is the point of all this ?"

WIL " Revenge , salvation and I need the power the influences of The RMWF . My life style takes a lot to manage , hands to be greased and so on ... I need my power back so I can once again live outside of the law and morals . I need The RMWF and it needs me . So stop waisting my time and get to work ...

( The man leaves the office and WIL brings over two champane glasses to Wild Kat . They clink them toghether and take a sip as we fade to black ... )

The Preacher Man -vs- Gravedigger ( Continued )
Guy " Preacher Man is down and bleeding as Gravdigger scoops him up for a press slam. He goes for the cover 1 .... 2..... 3..... NO , Preacher Man finally responded and did something. He has not gone completly insane , as he kicks out but barley."

SiD " Yeah he has been fairly tame , not doing anything compared to the things he has been pulling in the last weeks."

Guy " Yeah but just sitting here getting his ass kicked is pretty stupid. Gravdigger now had him up on his shoulder and takes him down with a running slam. Preacher Man is still has life in him but I don't know for how long."

SiD " Maybe its like a Rocky thing and he is gonna come back at the end but that was a movie this is real life , nobody can take that much punishment."

Guy " Flying mare by Gravedigger and once again he goes for the pin but Preacher Man kicks out again. Gravedigger is pissed and starts pounding Preacher Mans face but only gets a bloody smile out of The RMWF vetran."

SiD " You know this is getting really stupid , I wish he would just do something. If he is just gonna get beat on the whole match who cares. DO SOMETHING CRAZY ALREADY!!!"

Guy " Don't incourage him. Wait here comes Steve The Heater to the ring with the police. He must want his belts back."

SiD " The police what is he thinking. Preacher Man did not even bring the belts out tonight."

Guy " The police are entering the ring and Gravedigger is yelling at them , he wants this win!!! WATCH OUT!!! PREACHER MAN JUST PULLED A SWORD OUT OF THAT ROBE AND IMPALED GREAVDIGGER!!! The Police rush him and he goes down swinging but they over power him. Preacher Man is cuffed and Steve walks up to him , then slaps him."

SiD " He must of paid the police off because they should not be letting him do that."

Guy " Yes he is trying to find out where his belts are but Preacher Man is not talking. Meanwhile Shaq has rang the bell and I believe giving Preacher Man the win by DQ."

SiD " Gravedigger is the one with a sword through him he should of gotten the win. Thats what you get when you let a Laker ref your matches."

Winner by DQ : The Preacher Man
Guy " Gravedigger needs medical attention , meanwhile Steve The Heater is still interogating Preacher Man to no avail. He finally gets pissed and storms off lets follow him back stage and see what happens...."

( The RMWF camera crew follows Steve the Heater and the police. They leave Preacher Man hand cuffed in the ring as he just rocks back and forth with a sinister smile on his face. Meanwhile Gravedigger is in danger of bleeding to death and no one comes to his aid. Steve makes his way back stage and starts kicking over garbage cans and what ever he can find. The police wait silently 'till he stops and hands them all a wad of cash. They walk off and out from the shadows a gun points at Steve's head... He slowly raises his arms and walks off with the gun man ...)

Guy " Man this Meltdown is really heating up. Steve the Heater paid off the cops to arrest Peacher Man. They have just came to the ring and carted him off but while they were busy doing that he was taken hostage by some mystery gun man. Gravedigger is still in the ring bleeding , Top Dollar Kid and John Cash have taken over the Spanish annoucers table and are finishing there pizza... What else has happened or gonna happen?"

SiD " Well we this is the last time we will probably ever see The Preacher Man as he is probably being booked on attempted murder. Clive is stuck on the planet of the apes and we still don't know who the new leader of The Corporate Stable is appointed by WIL Double. I must say this may be the most important card ever lets but lets get it wrapped up because I want to go home..."

Pssst , those filthy apes , hee hee

Guy " You always want to go home. We still have the barbewire , flaiming table match plus two title defences so ya better sit back and relax this is not over yet."

SiD " With what all went on tonight I will be surprised if it does not end in a all out nuclear assualt."

Guy " You should of not said that SiD because it is the only thing that has not happened in this fed... Looks like we are ready for the next match."

SiD " Good!"

T-Money -vs- Misterio ( Barbwire Flaiming Table Match )
Guy " Well The RMWF Crew is fastning the barbwire but the wierd thing is they just pushed Gravedigger outside the ring , nobody has helped the poor man yet? "

SiD " He has to be about dead , I mean he has had a friggen sword through him for the last 10 minutes. "

Guy " The ring is almost finished as Top Dollar Kid checks the barbwire for the crew he gives them the thumbs up and next it is Shaq's turn to check it. While they get the ring all squared away lets see what celebrities are in the crowd tonight.."

( The camera swings through the crowd , looking for famous celebrities. We see many one thoothed screaming fans , a few hot babes , Spike Lee , Tom Arnold , and John Lithgow ...)

SiD " Nope no one famous tonight."

Guy " Thats strange we nomally have at least one or two celberities at a show , well the ring is ready any way as the tables are lit and barbwaire secure."

Chineese Guy " You order who fung poo? "

Guy " No that table over there..."

SiD " Man they just had pizza. "

Guy " Both men make there way to the ring and are ready to fight. Misterio carefully climbs over the barbwire but before he is over it T-Money nails him with a double ax handle an he is already cut."

SiD " Man he took a bad spill on top of that barbwire . How do they keep those tables burning and should'nt they burn up by the end of the match? "

Guy " How many times do I have to explain this SiD , its all magic. T-money suplexes Misterio into the center of the ring , then follows with an elbow drop. T-Money picks up one of those flaiming tables , he slams it down trying to nail Misterio who quickly gets out of the way. It splinters into a hundred pieces and now the ring is on fire."

SiD " Yeah fire and canvass not to smart , what the hell do you two want?"

John Cash " Can we borrow some money we don't have enough for or chinese food.. Ahhh get away from me. "

Delivey Guy " Yo pay me now , or now food. 20 dolla , yo pay now..."

SiD " Get the hell out of here before I shove an egg roll up your ass both of you. Why hasn't security came out and kicked those two morons out of here yet?"

Guy " Same reason they have not helped Gravedigger yet. Misterio bounces off the ropes but the ropes have been replaced with barbwire and he just falls to his knees as it cuts through his back. "

SiD " Well its a good thing you don't have to pass an IQ test to get into The RMWF. Hey T-Money just robbed that fan to pay for his food. Like they have'nt already been robbed by paying for a ticket now the wrestlers are robbing them also!"

Guy " Misterio is in trouble as T-Money lands a devistating clothesline and sets up the next flaming table , meanwhile Gary Coleman trys to put out the flames burning a hole in the center of the ring."

SiD " And now the delivery guy is sitting down with T-Money and John Cash watching the match , what the fuck is going on here?"

Guy " Would you ignore those two and pay attention to the exciting match happening."

SiD " Exciting , this is about as exciting as watching The Rosie O'donnel Show."

Guy " Mmmmmm T-Money now has Miserio up and power bombs him through the flaiming table."

SiD " Thats is the match is over right?"

Guy " No, I don't think so Shaq is eating chinese food with Top Dollar Kid and John Cash he missed it."

SiD " Did Gary get the flames out yet?"

Guy " I DON'T KNOW WATCH THE FRIGGEN MATCH!!!"

SiD " Wheeeeew relax..."

Guy " T-Money is celebrating but he has not won as a bloody and beaten Misterio struggles to his feet. He picks up a flaming board and nails T-Money in the back of the head knocking him cold in the center of the ring. Shaq meanwhile finishes his food , shakes Top Dollar Kid's hand and autographs the delivery guys empty food box , then climbs back into the ring."

SiD " Be careful Shaq that barbwire is sharp. We would not want you to fall and hurt yourself then give my Mavericks a shot at actually winning a championship."

Guy " Meanwhile Misterio finds the last table but I might add this one is not flaiming. He lifts T-Money over his head and sends him crashing through but NO BELL AGAIN."

SiD " Ha that big fool , Shaq is saying the table has to be on fire for it to count. What are the wrestlers suppose to bring there own zippos? Oh no you don't wanna do that."

Guy " Yeah Misterio just pushed Shaq and he picks him up and slams him down like a slam dunk. Shaq is now lighting another table as T-Money gets to his feet. T-Money barley picks up Misterio and tosses him down on the table which does not break."

SiD " Its gotta break."

Guy " Exactly and Shaq just pushed Misterio through the rest of the way then calls for the bell , giving T-Money the win."

SiD " Well he should of been DQed for pushing the ref anyway even is he is a Laker. Shaq just DQed him his own way."

Winner : T-Money
( The Immortal Chris Heid sits on a bench strapping up his boots. Snakebite walks in and stands behind him then begins to talk..)

Snakebite " You ready for maybe your biggest match in The RMWF to date."

( Chris Heid turns around and is surprised to see his tag team partner and a large lump grows in his pants... OK , the lump does'nt happen I just could not resist ..)

Chirs " What are you doing here?"

Snakebite " I'm not gonna let my partner go into the ring with Scotty Slam and not have moral support or back up. Especially in this carzy place."

Chris " Thanks man..."

( The Immortal and Snakebite give each other a manly hug and both get a lump in there pants , hee hee ok I will stop. No more lumps in pants , unless we are talking about Neep and Fraser. )

Chris " Yes I am ready for maybe the biggest battle of my RMWF career but you can bet I am not gonna let Scotty get this. "

( He holds up his Harcore Belt in the air and Snakebite touches it in admiration , remebering when he was once Hardcore Champ .)

Snakebite " Plus you are both undefeated , I can't wait to see this . It sure is gonna be a battle. to remember. Good luck man but for now I have some unfinished bussiness to take care of , later.. "

( Snakbite walks off and Chris Heid pulls a pair of pink panties out of his gym bag. He sniffs the crotch and pulls them over his wrestling tights. Heh I had to slip in one more , I am having Darkstalka withdrawals , we all know Chris Heid does not where pink panites.. Hope ya can take a joke..)

Pain -vs- The Crippler ( European Belt )
Guy " Well this has been an action packed card so far but it is far from over. We still have the two title matches and are waiting to see what Snakebite is gonna do about WIL Double attacking him a couple of weeks ago. Plus will Clive ever make it back from The Planet of the Apes..."

Crowd " Those filthy apes!!!"

Guy " And what about Gravedigger , The Preacher Man , Steve the Heater and much ,much more. I don't know if we are gonna have time to get to all of this tonight."

SiD " Aaaah we could just extend the show. So some old guys misses his M.A.S.H reruns , he will live. This actually way more exciting."

Guy " Wow SiD I don't think those words would ever come out of your mouth."

SiD " Don't get use to it."

Guy " Pain is in the ring and here comes Crippler with his European Belt."

SiD " How did this guy become Euro champ? "

Guy " At The PPV."

SiD " I must of slept through that one."

Guy " Both men are ready to go and Shaq takes the belt from Jenna , then holds it in the air. The bell sounds and both men start circling the ring. They charge , lock up and Pain comes out on top but not for long as Crippler slips him into a chicken wing. Crippler lifts him up by his arm and slams him down to the mat. Then gets a boot into his armpit to apply more pressure. Pain screams in agony then gets a hold of Cripplers boot but he is in too much pain to do anything. Shaq checks to see if he is gonna throw in the towel but Pain is not ready to give up his dreams of gold just yet. Crippler still wrenching the arm and I don't know if Pain is gonna be able to hold on much longer."

SiD " This may be the quickest European match ever. I mean its bad enough that the champ is a chump but its even worse that the challenger is even a bigger chump."

Guy " The match just started SiD , don't count Pain out yet."

SiD " Oh I am counting him out. I will even bet ya fifty that he won't even escape this arm bar Crippler has him in."

Guy " Your on , shake."

SiD " Shake!"

Guy " Pain now squirming his way out of the hold but Crippler apply's more pressure and cuts his escape and my fifty bucks short. Shaq is on one knee making sure Pain is not finished but the fiery young lad is still holding on."

SiD " He better give up before he gets a broken arm."

Guy " He has his sights on Europen gold he's not gonna give up over something like a broken arm. I'm sure when you get in that ring with dreams of beating a RMWF champ nothing , nothing could stop you. You will do everything possible to come out on top and have that unforgetable fealing of holding that belt over your head for the first time. I know Pain is just gonna dig deap down inside and find that strenght to over come this hold. He will triumph and win me my fifty dollars , he will prove to YOU SiD that he is not a chump. That he does have what it takes."

SiD " Guy? "

Guy " Hold on SiD I am talking. "

SiD " But Guy Pain just tapped out , you owe me fifty bucks. "

Guy " Oh uuuum can I pay you later. I did not bring my wallet."

SiD " Dick head ..."

Winner : The Crippler
( WIL Double lounges out on his leather couch when the door to his cramped office opens up. Steve the Heater walks in with his hands raised in the air as CSD leads him to a chair with a gun pointed at his back. WIL stands up and offers Steve a ciggarrette which he declines. )

WIL " Steve lets get right to the point. I like you and your partner , you two are some of the best talent we have in this fed in a long time but , but... IF YOU EVER BRING THE FRIGGEN POEPOE HERE AGAIN I WILL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!!!"

( CSD sits down keeping the gun pointed at Steve who looks confused. WIL Double walks over to CSD and makes him put the gun away then explains himself. )

WIL " Sorry I have been listening to too many rap albums. The police Steve , the friggen police!! You know what goes on in this fed , the drugs , the murders , the illegal gambling? You know how many palms I have had to greese to have certain people turn a blind eye and YOU almost compomise that by bringing the police here..."

Steve' But I just wanted my belt back and they were paid off by me. They were only here to bust The Preacher Man."

( WIL moves his autographed picture of Billy D Williams to reviel a safe that he slowley opens. Inside he pulls out Steve's belt and tosses it on the floor.)

WIL " Here is your friggen belt , now do me a favor next time you have a problem come to me. Do not , DO NOT involve the cops , understand. "

( Steve picks up his belt and nods his head. He gets up to leave but seems very unhappy on how he was treated. As he is walking out the door he bumps into Snakebite they shoot each other a look as the office door slams and we hear things breaking...)

THEE MAIN EVENT

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