Suicidal Sunday 8-5-01 - Brought to you by Kid Money - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/8_5_01_Suicidal

( Suicidal Sunday opens with the crowd going nuts because in the middle of the ring former WWF superstar Grand Master Sexay is holding a mic and standing beside Nightmare who has his World Title Belt over his shoulder )

Grand Master: Welcome To Suicidal Sunday,unless you've been livin in a the last week you know who the world champ is and our new World Champ has some shit to get off his chest

( Nightmare takes the mic from Grand Master and the
crowd goes silent as he begins to talk )

Nightmare: I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. I've got some bad news, Titan well be gone for a while, how long i don't know, One of our good friends was shot a few nights back in a gang fight. Titan didn't say when he was comin back but what he did say was that when he does come back he's gonna bring the head of the guy that shot our friend with him, just to prove a point, if you fuck with him or his friends you won't live long. Thats all i have to say

( Nightmare hands Grandmaster back the mic and walks
towards the back )

GMS: Well there you have it, Titan out of action for a few weeks, now i'm gonna kick it over to my dawgs Tone and Money over there and get the fuck in the back where i belong

( The camera cuts over to Kid Money and Tone Capone sitting at the announce table )

Tone: He ain't my fuckin dawg,why the fuck did you hire him of all people

Kid Money: Hey He works for cheap and for some reason the fans like his wannabe ass,well anway its time for our first match

Tone: Oh boy, two jobbers goin at it brought to you by the worst booker of all time Kid Money, where are the fuckin main eventers

Kid Money: Hey you werent complainin when all the rookies were beatin the fuck outa each other in the gangsta brawl were ya bitch

( Kid Money cell phone rings and he answers it )

Kid Money: Yeah Money here, well cut to the damn back and quit tellin me about it asshole

( The camera cuts to the back hallway where C.j. and the Joker are going at it, Sunday Ref Slezy D walks up then offically starts the match )

JOKER VS C.J. LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Tone: Joker and C.J. going punch for, and C.J. goes down, now Joker's kicking the hell outa C.J.,what does that stand for anyway

Kid Money: Who really gives a fuck cuz Joker just grabbed a metal pipe and he's just waitin to take C.J.'s head of with

Tone: C.J. slowly gets to his feet, Joker tryin to pull a Barry Bonds but no he's outa there, Joker misses and C.J. nails him with a low blow, 1 strike and two balls

KM: That was the worst joke i've ever heard, but C.j. with a lead pipe is no joke, he's beating the living hell outa The Joker, wait C.J. is sayin something to Slezy D and ref Slezy begins the count, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, no Joker makes it to his feet and stops the count

Tone: Yeah but was that good or bad cuz as soon as he turns around C.J. is gonna try to nail him with the pipe, here we go,Joker turns around, OH SHIT, I think C.J. cracked the rookies skull with that shot, look at all the blood

Kid Money: Thats gota be it, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, the rookie shows a lot of heart and makes it to his feet, it's his first match but if he can get up from a shot like that he might survive here for a little while at least

Tone: Not if C.J. can help it, C.J. kicks the joker in the stomach, he picks him up for a power bomb but Joker with the reveresal, Frakinsteiner on the hard floor and
Joker just spotted the tables loaded with food

KM: Wait a damn minute, that food cost money joker, i'll come back there and whip your fuckin ass

Tone: He can't hear you, besides you can't do shit ya cripple

KM: Wait till i get this cast off my fuckin leg, i'm gonna beat the fuck outa your bitch ass

Tone: Yeah whatever, Joker just tossed all the food in the floor and he's stacking the tables, he took to long C.J. gets to his feet and here they go again, punch for
punch, but this time its joker who hits the floor, C.J. tosses Joker on top of the two tables and climbs up

Kid Money: Thats it C.J. says its over,he picks the Joker up, he's gonna rock bottom him through two tables, No Joker holds on,Thats was like a fuckin Flatliner Rock Bottom combo and there both out of it

Tone: ref Slezy starts to the count on both C.J. and the very bloody Joker, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, nah not this time, they both barely beat the count, joker grabs C.J.
and irish whips him right into an open locker room, Come the fuck on camera guy get in that locker room

Kid Money: Oh shit, check out the name on the door, Crown Royal, these boys are in trouble now

( The camera guy follows The Joker into the locker room where they find C.J. layin on the floor with his head busted wide open and Crown Royal Standing over him
with a chair, Crown Royal motiions for the Joker to bring it )

Kid Money: Don't do it, Joker, he will rip you apart

Tone: Joker's not backing down,he runs at Crown Royal, CROWN ROYAL TOOK HIS HEAD OFF, that was one of the sickest chair shots i've ever seen or heard

KM: It's about to get hardcore, Crown Royal rolls Joker on top of C.J. and puts a chair in between their heads, Now he's gettin on top of another chair he's got in his locker room, he's gonna snap both their necks

Tone: Crown Royal jumps off the chair and nails C.J. and Joker with a leg drop,both their heads hit the chair and their out, ref Slezy Begins the count

KM: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, The Winner of this match Crown Royal, nah i guess its a draw since nither one got up

WINNER = DRAW
( The camera cuts to the ring where Misterio and X-terminator are already in the ring both with Dog Collars on waiting for TDK and Jason Ca$h )

Tone: At least we already had some hardcore shit go down here tonight and i wonder who's gonna be chained to, who in this match

KM: I guess its gonna be TDK chained to Misterio and Jason Ca$h chained to X, but who tne fuck knows

( 'Bling, Bling' by the Big Tymers play as TDK and Jason Ca$h come down to the ring carryin a table and mics, they stop in the middle of the ramp and start talking )

TDK:Kid Money as much Money as you have, you can't afford to pay Spanish announcers, thats ok cuz after this match we'll be your Spanish annoucers

Jason Ca$h: Yeah and somebody get me some taco's, wrestling makes me real fuckin hungary

( Tdk and Jason Cash get into the ring, ref Slezy D walks out and chains TDK to misterio and Jason Ca$h to X-terminator, then Slezy rings the bell )

Kid Money: Spanish announcers,yeah fuckin right, Well anyway the dog collars are on so lets get this shit started, Misterio kicks the match of by nailing TDK with a with a head butt, now he's choking him with that dog chain and its all legal, i love it

Tone: Meanwhile the fight between Jason Ca$h and X-terminator has spilled out of the ring and we got front row seats, JC with an Irish whip on X, Ha ha, thats some funny shit, i guess he forgot they were chained together, well if he forgot or not their both down

KM: Misterio finalley stops chokin TDk and tosses him over the top rope, he's hangin his ass, wait TDK gets his feet on the apron and he catches Misterio with a sunset flip, slezy with the count, 1... 2.. no, TDk almost stole one there

Tone: X and JC are up, JC with a drop kick to the knee of X, now Jc's wrapping that chain around the knee and he's stomping the hell outa X, i don't think X is gonna be able to walk after this match, kinda like you money

Kid Money: Fuck you asshole, Tdk has misterio up, Brainbustr on Misterio, hey wait a second, TDk just got out of the dog callar and Slezy ain't doin shit about it, big advantage for TDK and JC

Tone: JC just garbbed the ring steps, he sits X's leg on it, and puts a chair on top of it, he's callin for TDK to jump on it,if they hit this X's knee is gonna shatter, here comes TDK, he jumps over the top listen to X scream out in pain,i think they just broke his leg, looks familiar Money

Kid Money: Your playin with fire Tone, Misterio just got up, he sees what has happened to his partner and he's rushing over to help, but he can't handle TDK and JC, they beat him to the ground

Tone: Now JC's got a figure 4 on X, X is tappin, this match is over but TDK isnt done, he picks up Misterio piledriver on the steps, Jason Cash And TDK just destroyed Misterio and X

Kid Money: It's about damn time TDk got lucky and found somebody he could beat

( Jason Ca$h and TDK walk to the back as the paramedicts take care of Misterio and X-terminator )

WINNER = TDK AND JASON CA$H
Tone: Good they were kidding about the damn Spanish announcers thing, nobody wanted them out here anyway

(Kid Moneys cell phone rings again and he answers it )

KM: I TOLD YOU IF THE MATCH STARTS CUT TO IT ASSHOLE

( Kid Money throws his cell phone into the crowd and the camera cuts to a old shut down State Pen ( Prison ) somewhere in Detroit, then the camera cuts to the inside where Outlaw is stomping the hell outa The Crippler in the prson cafeteria as ref Road Dogg watches )

Tone: Ref Road Dogg? Since when is he a ref?

KM: we need Slezy here so somebody had to do it, even he can't mess up being a ref, or maybe he can but who really gives a fuck

Tone: your right, finalley outlaw stops stomping Crippler and now outlaw's showing off, showing off for all the people watching at home, isn't that sweet, that asshole just made a big mistake. Crippler grabs a nearby lunch tray, and nails Outlaw in the back of the head with it, and just keeps nailing him with it, thats what you get for showin off Outlaw

KM: Crippler picks up Outlaw, powerbomb on the lunch table, and them prison tables won't break, believe me i know, now whats Crippler gonna do, he's got Outlaw and
he's going somewhere with him

Tone: The've left the cafeteria,and this is where the real fun begins, the just reached one of the cell blocks and Crippler slams Outlaws head into the cell, hey money isn't that the part of the the jail where the electric chair is?

KM: Yeah its right through that door at the end of the hall, maybe we'll see somebody fried, oh my fuckin balls, Outlaw with a low blow followed by a fameasser, i think Outlaw's head just slammed into a roach, ha look at the guts on his forehead, i forgot about the roaches and rats in jail

Tone: How could you forget about the dog sized rats?,well anyway Outlaw throws Crippler into one of the cells and shuts the door, i wouldn't wanna be in there with that psycho

KM: Crippler doesn't mind, Crippler with a poke to the eyes, and oh fuck he pushes Outlaws head into the toilet, i hope the last person in their flushed

Tone: Yeah Me too, Crippler slams Outlaws head into the bars of the cell again, and he hooks him in the Crippler crossface, Outlaw's tappin, its over

WINNER = CRIPPLER
( the camera cuts back to Kid Money and Tone Capone sitting at the announce table )

KM: Well its time for the main even, Chris Heid vs Crown Royal in a Hell in the Cell Ladder Match, Slezy D, tossin a couple of ladders in the ring,and here comes the cell

( The cell with the Hardcore Belt Hanging from the top lowers then Money, Cash, Hoes, by Jayz blasts over the PA as Crown Royal walks down to the ring, he gets half way there and Chris Heid runs up behind him and Nails him with a baseball bat )

Tone: HOME RUN, paybacks a bitch and whats that rope around Chris Heids arm for

KM: Don't know,and i don't give a fuck, Chris Heid tosses Crown Royal into the cell, and Slezy d chains it shut, then puts a lock on it

Tone: Chris Heid with a swinging neck breaker on Crown Royal fiollowed up with a leg drop,now Heids got the ladder, laddder to the ribs of Crown Royal, and again, Chris Heid isn't playin anymore

KM: Well i guess he isnt bein pussy whipped tonight, Heid lays the ladder on top of Crown Royal, now he's goin up top, what a frog splash, i've held a few lightweight Belts and i don't think i can do a fuckin frog splah that well

Tone: Damn Chris Heid is just destroyin Crown Royal, Chris Heid with a power bomb on the ladder, now he's setting up the other one,this is over,Chris Heid climbing, almost in reach of the belt, Crown Royal outta nowhere pushes the ladder over, Chris Heid slams into
the cell then hits the mat hard

KM: Now its Crown Royal with the advantage, Crown Royal just grinding Chris Heid's face into the cell, he picks him up and puts him on the top turnbuckle, Superplex
off the top, that one hurt Chris Heid

Tone: Oh shit, things are about to trun real mutha fuckin bad real quick, Crown Royal puts Chris Heid's arm in between the two ladders, and he jumps on it, he's
just standing there, Chris Heid's arm has got to be broken

KM: Damn Crown Royal gets off Heid's arm after what Heid thought was for ever i'm sure, and i still don't know why the fuck he's got rope wrapped around his arm, maybe we'll find out later

Tone: I thought you didn't give a fuck

KM: Shut up and call the match

Tone: Crown Royal slaps an arm bar on Chris Heid, look at the pain on the face of Chris Heid, Crown Royal breaks the hold, i guess he doesn't like submission moves or somethin

KM: Yea lettin Heid up was real fuckin stupid, Crown Royal taunting Heid,Heid drops royal with one punch from his good hand but royal gets right up, Heid with a boot to the stomach, evenflow ddt

Tone: I think Heids gonna end it, he sets up both ladders and grabs Royal, he caryys him to the top of one ladder then shoves the other down, what the fuck was that about, set it up to knock it down

KM: Don't know but Heid's got Royal hooked, DDT off the ladder onto the other ladder, Crown Royal has to be dead

Tone: Maybe he is, Heid slowy crawls over to the ladder, and slowly makes his way to the top of the ladder, Heid's got the belt in his grasp and he's got it, he drops the belt and climbs down the ladder

WINNER = CHRIS HEID
Tone: Wait Heid's taking that rope off his arm and he's tieing it around Crown Royal's neck, now he's tieing the other end to the cell, he's gonna hang him when the cell raises

( Chris Heid gives a signal to raise the cell and it begins to raise, Heid slides under the cell and grabs a mic )

"The Immortal" Chris Heid: CRown Royal you wanted the Hardcore Belt, well you just got shown what Hardcore is all about

(Chris Heid grabs his Belt and walks to the Belt, while he walks away the rope Crown Royal was hung with snaps and he falls to the arena floor )

KM: Well you saw the xtreme shit now get the fuck outa here

( the camera fades to black )

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