Part Two of Friday Night Slam - Special Addition - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/8_24_01_The_Slam

( In a hospital somewhere in the country. WIL Double is in a bed watching TV while messing with his morphine drip , when another bed is rolled in. He grumbles at the thought of having a roomate until he hears a familar voice...)

Neep " Hey Boss looks like we are roomates. "

WIL " Neep? "

Neep " Yeah over here. "

WIL " Neep I have just been shot so do you really think I can roll over and see you? Since I am sure your gonna tell me why are you here?"

Neep " Oh Nightmare pushed some cars on top of me a Jamester. No , big deal."

( WIL switches the channel tuning into the live broadcast of Friday Night Slam as Neep babbles on...)

Neep " Hey , I was thinking how about..."

WIL " Listen I have just been shot and would like to have some peace and quiet for once in my life. So since Spidey is MIA and Tone Capone is wrapped up in legal matters , if I make you commish would ya shut up?"

Neep " REALLY , OF COURSE!! What I really was gonna ask was about the lightweight belt but since ya offered , I would love to be commissioner. Bloody hell I am gonna be the best damn commish you have ever seen. I will show The RMWF , you wait , this is the best decision you have ever made. You know I am so glad you and me are mates because...."

( Neep carries on as WIL frantically pushes his morphine button. The scene fades out and we are back at the arena as we get ready for the next match...)

SiD " They really got to keep WIL and Spidey away from the drugs. First Goldust as president and now Neep as commish , may god save us all."

Guy " But are you not happy Neep is ok."

SiD " Eeeh whatever..."

Roxanne -vs- Carolyn
SiD " Eeew we have not had a bitch brawl in awhile."

Guy " This should be a good one The Immortal's manager Roxanne and Pain's women Carolyn getting ready to square off."

SiD " This sport is great when men can settle there diffrences by sending there bitches in to do there dirty work."

Guy " Can you do me a favor and stop calling them bitches? "

SiD " Sorry Guy , forgot you are a bitch also."

Guy " Ugh , Carolyn and Roxanne are in the ring as the bell sounds. They charge one another and...."

SiD " Like typical bitches start pulling each others hair."

Guy " Really SiD , it's not very nice. Carolyn flips Roxanne over by her hair and jumps on her pounding her in the face."

SiD " These CHICKS , names are too long we should shorten them. "

Guy " Why do you always want to shorten the wrestlers names?"

SiD " To make your job easier , Guy. So Roxanne is Roxy and Carolyn is , well dugh , Carol."

Guy " Sounds good , Roxy tosses Carol off of her then goes on the attack with a handspring body block."

SiD " Girls are so exciting to watch. That was a nice move and her titties are bouncing all over the place."

Guy ( sighs ) " Roxy with a suplex followed by a head scissors. Carol kicks her feet but can not escape as Roxy is just too strong."

SiD " She probably gets a good work out on her legs spreading them all the time for Chris Heid."

Guy " Really SiD , your like a friggen two year old. If you can not handle a womens match why don't you go take a break or something?"

SiD " And miss the chance to possibly see some boobs , NO WAY! "

Guy " Uuuuugh , Roxy keeps applying pressure cutting the blood flow off to Carol's brain. Mr. Magoo checks to see if she is still able to go on and Carol holds up a fist signaling she is not finished yet. Carol now trying to slip out of the hold but still has no luck."

SiD " If this is gonna end in a lame head scissors and no boobs , I'm gonna go in there myself and start tearing off clothes."

Guy " SHUT UP ALREADY!!!"

SiD " Why Guy , such a nasty tone to take with your old buddy."

Guy " Carol tries to turn and twist her way out of the scissor grip but all she acomplishes is wearing herself out. Her hands slump beside her amd her feet stop kicking. Mr. Magoo slides back into postion and looks like he is about to call the match."

SiD " HE'S NOT CHECKING CAROL , HE'S TRYING TO SNIFF ROXY'S CROTCH!!!"

Guy " HE IS NOT! Hold on Roxanne had let up a little on the hold and Carol came busting out. She was just playing possum and it worked. Carol spins around and dives at Roxy falling short and catching a boot square to the jaw."

SiD " Roxy is a ruthless bitch. I would not wanna piss her off."

Guy " Roxxane with an elbow drop but nobody is home as Carolyn rolls to saftey. Carol quickly off the ropes and catches Roxy with a cross body block as she was making her way back up to her feet. Whew , the cover 1 , 2 and a kick out by Roxanne. Bith ladies are on there feet and circling the ring , they charge , lock up and Roxanne takes Carol down with a fist full of hair."

SiD " You know I am surprised both men are not out here supporting there ladies."

Guy " Well The Immortal One is probably preparing for his tag match and Pain is probably resting after that long rookie brawl. Roxy with a great showing of power lifts Carolyn over her head for a press slam. She now goes for and pulls off a ddt and the crowd explodes. "

SiD " They are yelling because Pain and Crimson Fury are coming down to the ring. Plus they have a table and barbed wire."

Guy " Roxy has the cover on Carol and Pain slides in the ring yanking her off. She tries to defend herself but is over powered and nailed over the head by a chair."

( Meanwhile back stage Chris Heid is in his locker room , getting ready for his match. He spots the action of Roxanne's match on his TV and trys to charge out of his room but the door is barricaded from the outside. He screams and bangs until Snakebite walking down the hall hears him...)

Snakebite " Chris what is wrong and why has someone pad locked your door? "

Chris " Pain and Crimson Fury are attacking Roxanne , forget about me and go help her!!"

( Snakebite runs down the hall and towards the entrance ramp. Meanwhile in the ring...)

Guy " Pain has Roxy wrapped in that barbedwire and Carol has her up now getting ready to smash her through that table. Here she goes crashing through the table and oh man does she got to be hurt."

SiD " Huh here comes Snakebite to the ring , a little late isn't he?"

Guy " Wonder where Chirs Heid is. Pain and his group take off the other way through the crowd to escape dealing with Snakebite for the time being. They have acomplished what they came out here to do. Meanwhile Snakebite is checking on Roxanne in the center of the ring and picks her up to carry her out... I hope she is OK , and not too hurt. You can bet The Immortal One , Chris Heid will be looking for revenge."

Winner By DQ : Roxanne
( Jason Ca$h is relaxing in his dressing room backstage. He is seated in a lazy boy chair , sipping on a cold drink when he hears a loud clang then crash. His dressing room door swings open but no one is there. Curious Jason peeks outside then enters the hallway still finding nothing. While he is up he decides to go take a pee , cursing The RMWF for not giving him a dressing room with a bathroom he turns the corner bumping into an unknown man...)

Jason " Watch where you are going you dirty cunt..."

( As Jason passes by the man he raises a bow and pierces him with an arrow through the back. Jason screams and looks down as blood pours out of him causing him to black out... )

( That same hospital late that night... Neep and WIL are shooting spit balls at each other , when a third hospital bed is rolled in... WIL soon notices it is a RMWF wrestler...)

WIL " Well welcome who are you again?"

Jason " Jason Ca$h , sir..."

WIL " Oh yes Jason Cash , with a dollar sign , how very creative of you. Looks like we have a common enemy Jason. How very interesting , now all we must do is figure out who it is. Did you get a good look at him before he shot you?"

Jason " Naw. "

WIL " Hmmmm well who could it be? I am pretty sure it is not Cosa and nobody has spotted The Preacher Man in quite some time..."

Neep " Could it be Nick? "

Jason " Oh god Neep is here , lucky friggen me."

WIL " Now , now no time for little rivalries we have business to conduct."

Jason " Business I have nothing to do with your friggen business. This is my problem and it does not concern you!"

WIL " Ahhhh my friend that is where you are wrong. You see somebody tried to off me and that is a problem. Nobody embarrases WIL Double in front of millions of people and lives to tell about it. Plus I have an offer for you...."

( Jason listens to WIL as he proposes him joining The Corporate Stable. With The Preacher Man going insane and Showtime MIA once again he has no muscle left in The RMWF. But already things are being set in to motion as they speak. As The RMWF once again is learning who really is in charge. Mr. T head of securtity is working to find out who the assasin was and who sent him. Car bombs explode as traitors and enemies of the ex-prez drop like flys , Goldust is paid a visit by CSD and so on and so forth. WIL sits in his bead flipping the channels on his TV until he is back to The Friday Night Slam broadcast. He takes a sip of water and calmly presses his morphine drip button waiting for Clive Anderson's interview with Jade. All the time under the careful eye of Jason Cash. As he watches he can only be in awe of how relaxed The CEO is , wondering if this is something he would want to be part of , but what are his options. Stay solo and create his own stable , try to join Spidey , Goldust or even Kid Money? Who is really in power here and who could better his career. He looks over at Neep and his blood boils. Is that the talent he would have to deal with and why does WIL always surround himself with such morons when he could probably recruit the best talent in The RMWF or wrestling world? Why him , is he just gonna use him and spit him out? All these questions rattle in his head for he has a big decision to make... )

Q & A with Clive Anderson starring Jade
" This is Clive Anderson with my first Q & A special. Tonight we meet a very important but very unknown member of The RMWF , The Corporate Stable's and WIL Double's personal secretary Jade. Who is this woman and what does she do? Well that is what we are gonna find out. First of all I would like to welcome you , Jade , as our first guest on Q & A with Clive Anderson..."

Jade " Thank you it is an honor."

Clive " But lets waiste no time. We all know the others place in WIL Double's little entourage of misfits. CSD being his bodyguard and sometimes muscle , Wild Kat , The Preacher Man's wife and Neep ex-leader of the stable , enforcer and trouble maker for WIL but what do you do?"

Jade " I am , errrr , lets say the woman behind the man. WIL has a very busy schedule I keep him on track , on time to meetings and update on the empire and sometimes nightmare he created The RMWF. "

Clive " OK well since his return to The RMWF he has seemed to be fighting this battle that no one else knows about , a battle for power lets say. He has attacked Snakebite , fixed matches and taken over the Baxter Building , what is he really trying to acomplish?"

Jade " I don't know really , I have nothing to do with what he is trying to do , really. I just do what he needs me to do and never ask questions. "

Clive " Come on you must know something? I mean it seems he is trying to wrestle away the fed from Spidey and Goldust when he is the one who gave it all away. He is in this constant power tug of war but Spidey and Goldust are not pulling back. Why does he feel the need to fight a war that is really not happening?"

Jade " I guess it is kinda like the mafia. WIL created and ran The RMWF and then Spidey and Goldust came in pushed there way to the top and think they own the place. He does not hate them and does not want them gone or dead or anything , he just is looking for the respect he deserves. The wrestlers here are all loud mouths and show no respect they all bitch and moan and so on... We have so many jealous enemies who want to take us down but most people who leave or are banned from the fed always come crawling back. Look at ex-CEO and Booker Nick he just sent us a letter asking to be let back in."

Clive " Whoa I don't think you are answering the question? "

Jade " Well Clive I told you I really don't know what WIL is trying to acomplish."

Clive " Mmmm Hmmmm well then , WIL has mentioned that you will be taking a much more active roll in The RMWF , what does he mean by that? "

Jade " He has bumped me up to doing things like booking shows , monitoring the refs and helping out with his shows to make them better. I guess he decided this man driven place needs a womans touch."

Clive " Well we do have Goldust. "

Jade " Yeah I guess a real womans touch. "

Clive " So how do you fit into the current staff? We have just gotten word that Neep has been made Commish , Scorpian is running the media department , Kid Money is booking shows , Goldust is still Prez and Spidey still Vice-Prez.

Jade " I will be the last in command before WIL. Neep and Scorpian wil have to clear things to me but from the way this fed has always been run and espicially with Goldust in charge I am sure that it will not really work that way."

Clive " What do you mean? "

Jade " Well WIL always let the staff do what they want. That way the fed has many aspects. Look at it this way I'll answer all your qustions here. You have Goldust he is The Prez and what does he do , NOTHING. This allows The RMWF to have a leader but also leaves it so no one has any definite power to run to. He is in charge but having him in charge also leaves the question , who really is in charge? Then you have Spidey he carrys the bulk of the work in the fed puts on very creative shows but his shows are more angle based. This leaves the need still for someone to cater to the wrestlers , give them matches they want , outcomes they want and so on. Hence enter people like Kid Money and Scorpian there shows are more geared to the wrestlers offering a more basic angle of wrestling. Kinda cutting the edge off WIL and Spidey's twisted vison of entertainment. Thats where the creater of The RMWF comes in. WIL has always been very good at letting people take The RMWF in many different directions while always working behind the scenes stearing it the way he wants it to go. It sometimes look like he has no control but he always does thus creating one of the most interesting and sucessful feds in the world. Like every good leader he has his critics but what it really comes down to is those people , Nick , T-Money and whoever always fall short every time and WIL , well he just keeps going. So many people have broken off from this place and tried to do there own thing but I ask you where are they now? I'll tell you they are back up WIL's ass begging him to be let back in."

Clive " Wow now I see why WIL keeps you around. That was very inspiring. Well that is all the time we have until next time this Clive saying take care of each other , peace and good night..."

Q & A is a RMWF production and not to be confused with anything else... Brought to you by the good people at WIL Double Productions. ©

Thee Main Event:

Hardcore Inc. -vs- Mo My Lon & Ty My Sho ( #1 contendor Tag Titles )
Guy “ This is it , the main event. Hardcore Inc –vs- the team from Japan Ty My Sho and Mo My Lon. “

SiD “ I thought they were from China? Eh , who cares its all the same shit anyway. “

Guy “ It is not SiD , Japanese people are very different from Chinese people and I am sure they do not appreciate those kinda comments. “

SiD “ Ahhh what are they gonna do about it?”

Guy “ Boycott The RMWF. “

SiD “ We don’t have any oriental fans they are to smart to watch this crap. They have better things like Godzilla and Pokemon. Anyway the match is starting so lets just drop it.”

Guy “ Snakebite starts off for Hardcore Inc , while Ty My Sho starts off for the other team? The bell sounds and Ty charges Snakebite taking him down with a well placed karate chop. I don’t think Snakebite expected that move from Ty.”

SiD “ Well yeah it is really not fair if these two know karate. “

Guy “ Why not? “

SiD “ This is wrestling not friggen Street Fighter! “

Guy “ Hmm , well Snakebite is down on the mat and Ty My delivers a leg drop. He picks him up for a pile driver then tags in Mo My Lon. Mo off the top rope slams Snakebite down for a double pile driver. He goes for the cover and Chris Heid takes the opportunity to enter the ring , trying to help Snakebite. Spinning heel kick by Ty My Sho stops The Immortal in his tracks but Snakebite has kicked out anyway. It is all out war in the ring as Ref # 4 tries to get control back. Chris Heid recovers quickly taking down Ty with a tackle , then making his way over to Mo My Lon and smashing him with a forearm , giving Snakebite time to recover and control of the match back. Ref # 4 gets the other men back to there corners but not before Ty My Sho gets a cheap shot off at Snakebite. “

SiD “ You know I am really pulling for Hardcore Inc. I hate these stupid Ty My Sho and Mo My Lon Jap fuckers.”

Guy “ SID , THAT WAS WAY OUT OF LINE!!!”

SiD “ Oh bite me Guy. You know you are thinking it also.”

Guy “ I am surely not! I have total respect for immigrants in our country and welcome some culture in The RMWF. This fed has always been a place for many diverse people.”

SiD “ Oh spare me the speech about how we have women , black people and faggots. I don’t wanna hear it. By the way there is not a black person in the fed.”

Guy “ Darkstalka? “

SiD “ He’s black?”

Guy “ Forget it I have a match to call and from now on ignoring your ignorant comments. Snakebite has had control of the match and has tagged in Chris Heid who has just flattened Mo with a clothesline. The Immortal One with a power bomb and a cover but Ty My Sho dives between the ropes breaking the pin. Chirs gets up and gets a right hand off , nailing Ty My Sho but it costs him as My Lon rolls him up for a small package. 1 , 2 and kick out by Chris Heid who then grabs a fist full of hair sending My Lon face first into the turnbuckle. The big splash but Mo gets an elbow up and tags out quickly. My Sho storms into the ring and unloads a barrage of karate chops to the chest and throat of Chris Heid then whips him into the ropes. Flying head scissors takes down The Immortal as Ty My Sho putting on a show with these high flying moves.”

SiD “ They are the nexy evolution of man I tell you. Did you know that all oriental people can do that stuff they did in Crouching Tiger , they just don’t let us know.”

Guy “ Ignoring you , Ty My Sho with a snap suplex then a well placed kick to The Immortal’s chest. Chris Heid is in big trouble and Ty My Sho smells blood. He tags in My Lon who comes off the second rope for a decapitation and this could be it for Hardcore Inc. My Lon hooks the leg and gets a 1 , then a 2 AND OH MY GOD CHRIS HEID GOT AN ARM UP !!!! I can not believe it he still has life in him. Mo My Lon is dazed with confusion and just tosses his arms up , glancing back at his partner. Not wasting any more time he flips Chris Heid up on his shoulder and takes him down with a side walk slam.

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