Guy " Well I'm not really sure what to make of what's just transpired here tonight folks.. As I'm sure you don't either.. To recap though for those of you who have just tuned in.. The Preacher Man went nuts during his Holy Shit tag match with Primal Punishers and shot Steve the Heater in the leg, then held all of us hostage breifly.. He also took the Tag Belts and stole Steve's IC Belt and "Insane" Scotty Slam's Cable TV Belt.. Not before shooting his wife and manager, WildKat though "
SiD " Security never showed up either "
Rebel " Well it's hard being a wrestler in this fed.. There's alot of pressure and.. Preacher Man's been here since the begining.. I guess it all finally made him crack "
SiD " I know the fed is a pain in the ass.. But come on now, it's not enough to push a man over the edge.. Preacher was already half way nuts when he started.. Just like any other Christian "
Guy " Just cause you may disagree with Christianity SiD doesn't mean Christian's are crazy "
SiD " Yes it does "
Guy " Whatever.. Anyway though, Our show will continue onto our next match.. The Thunder Dome Main Event.. We're going to cut over it via satalite now.. "
The titan-tron shows the massive Thunder Dome, A gigantic domed cage with spikes portruding from the interior wall, which also supports a variety of melee weapons. The camaras zoom in on the image then cut to a camera directly at the site.
Main Event
RMWF Veterans:
Angel, Nightmare, Scarface, Preacher Man, Pig Vomit, Neep
-vs-
Rmwf Rookies:
C.J. The Crippler, Steve The Heater, "Insane" Scotty Slam, Johnny Electric, Top Dollar Kid
The audience cheers as Angel, Nightmare, Scarface, Pig Vomit and Neep walk through the crowd surrounding the dome and enter it through one of the large side gates. Next come the rookies, "Insane" Scotty Slam, Johnny Electric, C.J., The Crippler and Top Dollar Kid, who enter the dome through an opposing gate. Steve the Heater comes limping behind them and slips in right before the RMWF roadies pull the gate's closed then securly lock them. Gary Coleman come lowering down through the top of the dome in a little basket suspended by cables.
Gary Coleman " Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to THUNDER DOME!!! "
The crowd cheers fanatically.
Gary " For those of you that DON'T know.. Thunder Dome is a Hardcore, Cage, No Holds Barred, Weapons, Blabl blah blah Match.. Preacher Man has run amuck so isn't here for this match.. But without further adue.. Let's begin.. Thunder Dome!!! "
The fans cheer again and Gary's little basket raises him up and out of site. The wrestlers start the fight.
Guy " Scotty grabs Neep and powerslams him at TDK's feet.. TDK slaps a figure four leg lock on him while Johnny Electric dropkicks Nightmare.. But then is snapmared by Pig Vomit!! Angel's climbing the wall.. And reaching for a rusty machete.. TDK hits Neep with a right hook.. Followed by a left one.. Then an uppercut that sends the Scotsman down!! Pig Vomit DDTs C.J. then gives him an elbow drop.. The Crippler comes up behind him though and slaps on a sleeper!! Angel swings his new machete at Scotty but misses.. Scotty side belly suplexes him which disarms him.. "
SiD " Steve's hobbling over to it.. Well now that he's got a weapon it might compinsate for the injurie Preacher Man gave him "
Guy " Angel now has Scotty in an arm lock as Steve comes up and buries the machete in Angel's shoulder!! Angel releases Scotty and clutches his arm as Nightmare powerbombs Steve!!! Neep is climbing up the wall now and starts throwing weapons to the Vets.. Scotty slaps a pinning Boston crab on Angel!! Scarface with a twist of fate to C.J. that knocks him out cold!! "
An air horn blows which signifies that Angel and C.J. have been eliminated.
( Vets 4 - Rooks 5 )
Guy " Here comes Gary's baskit down from the top... Angel and C.J. get in it and it raises.. Removing them from the fight.. Steve turns his attention to Pig Vomit and limps over to him.. Neep stops him with a leg drag though!!!.. While Scotty has Nightmare in a full Nelson allowing Crippler to use him as a punching bag.. Pig Vomit gives Johnny an arm breaker "
SiD " That guy's arm's gonna be killin him in the morning "
Rebel " Yeah it is "
SiD " Hey when'd you get back here? "
Rebel " Just now "
SiD " I thought you ran like a bitch when Preacher Man did his thing "
Rebel " Hardly "
The baskit starts lowering down again.
Guy " Gary's coming down? "
SiD " Huh? "
Guy " No.. It's "The Immortal" Chris Heid and T-Money!! "
SiD " So much for the vets.. "
Rebel " Yeah they were out numbered from the start after Preacher Man.. "
SiD " Why aren't you in there? "
Rebel " No time "
SiD " How convenient "
Guy " Heid charges.. TDK and nails him with a clothesline!! "
SiD " What?! "
Guy " Heid stomps him a few times then slaps on a torture rack!! T-Money dropkicks Electric!! I guess they're not here to help the rookies after all! Scotty with a Death Valley driver to Neep while Nightmare smashes Electric's arm with a bat!! Steve gives Neep a fist drop then pulls him to his feet.. Scotty tackles Neep with a small package which he can't seem to get free from!! "
The air horn blows again and Scotty drags Neep to the baskit. Neep kicks him then dragon suplexes him though before climbing into the baskit which takes him away.
( Vets 3 - Rooks 5 )
SiD " At least the little guy didn't take that crap "
Guy " Heid and Nightmare double piledrive Johnny.. Steve smashes Pig Vomit in the back with a spiked mace!!! PV hit the ground.. Steve moves in closer but PV grabs a handful of dirt and throws it in his eyes, then sweeps his feet and gets up.. TDK from behind scoop slams PV though then applies a bow & arrow to.. "
SiD " The scumbag "
Guy " Steve starts stomping at PV.. Then goes for the pin.. Nightmare comes running up from behind an bulldogs TDK.. "
Air horn blows.
( Vets 2 - Rooks 5 )
SiD " So much for saving his stable mate "
Rebel " Yeah I really should've been out there "
SiD " Yup.. You're obviously X-Treme Inc.'s weakest link "
Rebel " You want me to prove you wrong SiD old buddy? "
SiD " Ummm.. Not really "
Rebel " Then shut your hole "
Guy " T-Money sidewalk slams Electric.. Nightmare picks him up and powerbombs him!! Twice!! No.. Three times!! Nightmare goes for the pin while T-Money moves to help Scarface who is being double teamed by The Crippler and Scotty Slam..
Air horn blows, the baskit comes down, blah blah blah.
( Vets 2 - Rooks 4 )
Guy " Well the rookies left are The Crippler, "Insane" Scotty Slam, Steve the Heater and Top Dollar Kid.. The vets.. just Scarface and Nightmare.. The two World Title contenders.. Helping them though are "The Immortal" Chris Heid and T-Money "
SiD " Does it count if Heid and Money pin? "
Guy " I doubt it.. I mean after all their not legally in "
SiD " Oh. Yeah, I knew that. I was just making sure that you did too "
Guy " Ok. Scotty Slam goes after Scarface from behind with a bulldog.. Heid scoops Crippler up on his shoulders so Nightmare can dive off the top ropes at him with a clothline!! There's the cover! Nightmare just took out Crippler.. "
Horn, baskit,etc.
( Vets 2 - Rooks 3 )
Guy " Well the vets might have a chance at winning this match yet.. Heid tackles Steve then Scarface starts stomping his injured leg.. Steve cries out as Scotty double ax handles Scarface!! He pins him! Scarface kicks out though.. Nightmare kicks TDK in the ribs then German suplexes him!! He slaps on a clover leaf as Scarface picks up an axe and hits Scotty in the head with the flat of the blade! "
SiD " Duh.. It's got a blade for a reason "
Guy " Scotty hits the ground and Scarface goes for the pin.. Steve kicks Scarface though breaking it! Heid snap suplexes TDK and Nightmare pins him.. Steve picks up the axe and chops Scarface in the arm!!! As he nurses his arm though Scotty hits him with a fireman's carry pin! "
Horn, baskit, bye bye Scarface and TDK.
( Vets 1 - Rooks 2 )
Guy " It's just down to Nightmare now and The Primal Punishers now.. Scotty hits Nightmare with a short arm clothesline as Heid bodyslams Steve the Heater.. Scotty puts an arm wrench to Nightmare.. Scotty reaches over and grabs a baseball bat and starts pounding Nightmare in the head with the base of the bat!!! Scotty releases him and puls him to his feel.. "
Scotty smashes Nightmare across the face with the bat.
SiD " BAM!! He just hit a homerun!
Guy " Nightmare falls to the ground and Scotty drop on him for the pin.. This could be it folks.. It is!! Nightmare is gone! The Rookies have won!
Winner: The Rookies
Guy " Well you saw it folks.. A truelly historic show.. The RMWF's Rookies beat the Veterans in the rumble.. "
SiD " Yeah, but the Vets beat all the Rookies in the other matches "
Guy " True.. "
Rebel " Damn.. If I'd been out there we would've won "
SiD " ..But you weren't "
The camera cuts over to a tent near the Dome where the Vets are sitting and standing around. Scarface and Nightmare walk up to it.
Nightmare " That was crap.. We should've won.. Without Preacher Man.. And having Neep on our team we weren't fairly balanced! "
Scarface " Yeah.. Me and Nightmare here have to fight next for my Title.. "
He taps the World Belt drapped over his shoulder.
Scarface " ..But to make a long story short.. Here "
He hands his Belt over to Nightmare and the camera cuts back to SiD, Guy and Rebel.
SiD " What? "
Guy " Beats me.. "
Rebel " So much for that match "
Guy " Tonight's show's been full of surprises though "
SiD " You can say that again... And please don't "
Guy " Well I guess that's all then.. Be sure to check out Meltdown.. Ummm.. So on behalf of SiD, Rebel and myself.. Goodnight "
The camera cuts back to Thunder Dome as the credits roll. Then the scene fades to black.
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