8-13-01 Monday Night Meltdown - WIL Double Productions © - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/8_13_01_Monday_Night

Remember children todays secret word is " Devistating " every time someone says the secret word remember to scream , real loud!!!

Flash Back
( WIL Doubles Office 8-6-01 , last Monday Night Meltdown... )

( Steve picks up his belt and nods his head. He gets up to leave but seems very unhappy on how he was treated. As he is walking out the door he bumps into Snakebite they shoot each other a look as the office door slams and we hear things breaking...)

What we missed!!! WIL " Snakebite how good it is to see you. "

( WIL stands up and makes a motion at CSD who reaches for his gun. Snakebite picks up a cheap vase and whips it at WIL Double's trusy body guard nailing him in the head... WIL puts up his hands and shakes his head nearvously...)

WIL " Whoooo , whooo relax my friend I know why you are here. Just here me out."

( Snakebite sits down in the chair in front of WIL's desk and waits paitently for an explanation...)

WIL " Would you like a drink?"

( Snakebites shakes his head answering , NO...)

WIL " Well don't mind if I do?"

( WIL pours himself a shot and knocks it back then continues..)

WIL " OK the reason you are here is because I had you attacked before The Preacher Man match , correct?"

( Snakebie shaks his head , YES...)

WIL " OK , well I am very sorry but put yourself in my shoes. About two months ago I closed the fed , then I solded it to Spidey. Things were going fine and so on and so forth but eventually I came back relizing The RMWF was just not the same with out me. Well I was ready to take my fed back but relized it was not gonna just be handed back to me. So I rallied up the only people who still believed in me and started a new corporate stable. Every thing was going fine then all of a sudden you came back and start popping shit about The Preacher Man. Hey , I was happy to have you back and knew you would help bring us back to the top but Preacher Man was not happy and wanted a shot at you. I was stuck and had to give him a chance but deep down inside I new he could not beat you."

( Snakebite grows inpatient as WIL babbles on...)

Snakbite " And what does this useless babble you have been feeding me have to do with almost ending my career?"

WIL " OK , OK what I am saying is that I could not afford to have Preacher Man's record go to a losing record it would of made me look bad. I had to reastablish my power in the fed... Ahhhh fuck it , I like you an it was a poor choice . All I can say is I am sorry."

( Snakebite stands up and points a finger at WIL...)

Snakebite " I'm gonna let you go his time BUT I have my eye on you. Just stay out of my way or your gonna be hurt."

( WIL puts his hands up as to say " understood " and Snakebite walks out. WELCOME to another night of Monday Night Meltdown. It is feels good to be back now on to Guy and SiD...)

Guy" This Guy Mandel with SiD ' The King ' Nasty and the reat of The RMWF Crew bringing you YET another addition of Monday Night Meltdown. Well we just saw what happened between WIL Double and Snakebite last week what are your thoughts SiD? "

SiD " What are my thoughts? Snakebite pussed out he should of beat the living hell out of that crack head. Since he has returned to The RMWF he has been screwed over and over . Its a shame how they treat there only good talent in this place."

Guy " Interesting , well tonight we have another exciting card. Plus the return of Clive Anderson. Who is is out on the field now , lets have him check in , Clive?"

Clive " HEY GUYS , CAN YOU HEAR ME? "

Guy " Yeah barley where are you?"

Clive " WHAT? "

Guy " HOW DID YOU GET OFF THE PLANET OF THE APES?"

Clive " DO I HAVE ANY GRAPES? WHY WOULD I HAVE GRAPES?"

SiD " Oh boy , just forget it..."

Guy " Yes we will try to check in with him later , lets get on with the show...)

( Monday Meltdown begins with all the basic shit , logo , theme music and so on. After the intro we cut to an aerial shot over a farm and Guy and SiD appear in a little box in the corner of the tv screen...)

Top Dollar Kid -vs- Outlaw ( Barn Yard Brawl , Heh )

SiD " You got to be kidding , you really got to be kidding. Did Goldust book this match?"

Guy " No , WIL Double did our ExPrez and CEO."

SiD " He must of smoked a lot of crack when someone talked him into this one , a barnyard brawl. How do you win by milking a cow?"

Guy " No , first one to collect the most eggs wins."

SiD " ARE YOU FRIGGEN SERIOUS? "

Guy " No , hee hee."

SiD" Hey that is two jokes in one year. I think Hell is gonna freeze over. Maybe that should be our next specialty match , we can have it in Hell."

Guy " Don't incourage them. Well we have delayed this match for way to long. Lets turn it over to Bad Andy and Triumph who are calling the match."

SiD" Thank God we don't have to do it , let the friggen puppets handle it."

( The little box with Guy and SiD in it dissapears and they take a much deserved coffee break. The camera swoops in on a stack of hay , were we find Bad Andy and Triumph...)

Triumph " Yes , yes here we are for The Barnyard Brawl. What a nice farm this is , FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!"

Andy " Yeah but how did we get stuck with this assignment? I mean it stinks like cow shit."

Triumph " Awww calm down my friend. What I wanna know is did you see all those horse dicks it can make a dog feel kinda small. I mean some of them are as big as me."

Andy " Naw I have better things to do then look at horse dicks all day."

Triumph " Ya don't have to look that hard. They are kinda hard to miss , if ya know what I mean."

Andy " Lets get this friggen thing started it has already gone on way to long."

Triumph " Yes , yes lets."

Andy " Top Dollar Kid and Outlaw are ready. They are standing in the middle of a farm , we tried our best to clean out all the horse shit..."

Triumph " No we did not..."

Andy " Well we meant to."

Triump " Isn't this suppose to be in a barn? Why are they in a field?"

Andy " I don't friggen know. Wiat isn't someone else suppose to be calling this match."

Triuph " Yes , yes that guy Jason Cash."

Andy " Where is he."

( Just then a limo comes screaching up and Jason Cash hops out. The match has already begun but Andy and Triumph did not even bother to notice. )

Jason " Sorry I am late , hey the match has already started!"

Andy " Yeah , you should probably tell people what is going on."

Jason " Uuuum lets see , Top Dollar has Outlaw in a head lock and rams him head first into a stack of hay. The stack comes tumbling down on top of both men and they are covered."

Triumph " Your commentary is great!"

Jason " Thanks this is my first time."

Triumph " FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!"

Andy " Yeah you suck."

Jason " Fuck off you two. Uuuum ok lets see.... Top Dollar and Outlaw climb out of the hay bails. Outlaw grabs a bail of hay and throws it but Top Dollar dodges it and picks up a pitch fork. Hey arn't you two suppose to be giving me a hand?"

( Bad Andy and Triumph start to clap...)

Jason " I'm gonna choke the life out of you little fuckers when this is over. Ok uuuum , ummmmm..."

Andy " You said that already."

Jason " Awww fuck this. "

( Jason drops down his head set and grabs a shovel. He runs over to Outlaw and nails him from behind. Top Dollar Kid and Jason Cash start to beat Outlaw over and over until he is bloody and battered. Dollar Kid pins Outlaw but no one counts...)

Andy " Hey there is no ref."

Triumph " I think you were suppose to be ref."

Andy " Well I am not getting on my hands and knees in that horse shit to count , lets just say Top Dollar Kid won..."

Triumph " OK!"

Winner: Top Dollar Kid
( In WIL Double's office he sits on his desk reading the new issue of Maxium magazine. He tosses it down and hits the intercom button on his desk...)

WIL " Is he here yet? "

Secretary " Yes sir..."

WIL " OK well send him in..."

( The door opens and in walks Showtime. He stands in the door waiting for WIL to talk...)

WIL " Well have a seat.."

Showtime " My match is next , what do you want?"

WIL " I was wondering if you might need some help beating Snakebite? Hes' not as easy as you think."

Showtime " Of course not I am one of The RMWF's best , remember? I will crush Snakebate , you just keep your nose out of the match."

( Showtime walks out of the office and yells back...)

Showtime " Don't worry I will not let the stable down..."

( WIL picks up his phone and dials a three digit number...)

WIL " Yeah , Hello! Patch me through to T-Money's dressing room..."

Snakebite -vs- Mr. Showtime
Guy " Well welcome back to George T. Stonepepper Memorial Stadium in Virgina. What a disaster that barnyard brawl was , SiD."

SiD" Heh yeah Triumph and Bad Andy crack me up."

Guy " Anyway I am very excited about the next match. It features two old timers Snakebite and Mr. Showtime. This is classic RMWF , SiD."

SiD" Yeah but this is like the 5th time Showtime has came back. Is he actually gonna stick around this time?"

Guy " We will have to wait and find out. Maybe he will because he is the new leader of The Corporate Stable but who knows."

( Fire works explode and out walks Snakebite with a guitar slung over his shoulder. Next , Showtime's music plays and he makes his way to the ring. )

Guy " Both men in the ring and are ready to go. Showtime attacks Snakebite before the bell and Snakebite has no time to defend himself."

SiD " You know I just relized this match is no fun , I have nothing nasty to say about either man."

Guy " I am sure you will find something."

SiD " I hope so but not every one is as easy as Neep."

Guy " Showtime with a fist full of hair sends Snakebite through the ropes. He gets to his feet and finally gets a chance to lay down his guitar but not before Showtime flys under the ropes with a missle drop kick."

SiD" Man Showtime is pumped up , Snakebite better be careful."

Guy " Showtime now has Snakebite up for a press slam and WOW sends him through the spanish announcers table."

SiD " Those poor guys last week Top Dollar Kid and Jason Cash stole there table now Showtime smashed it. You'd think we were all racist against the Spanish or something."

Guy " They are just unlucky SiD. It's not like it is , OH MAN , Snakebite just came out of no where and choke slammed Showtime. He has gone down hard on that concrete floor and I don't know if he will ever get up. Snakebite climbs back into the ring and the ref restarts the count."

SiD " Snakebite beat The Preacher Man with one move on the first Meltdown it will be a real accomplishment to do it again to Showtime."

Ref " 2..."

Guy " Showtime really did not expect the choke slam from Snakebite and he went down hard , nailing his head on the cement floor. I don't know if he is gonna get up."

Ref " 3.."

Guy " And what a shame. He was really looking forward to making a come back and helping WIL Double with The Corporate Stable."

Ref " 4..."

Guy " But once again Snakebite shows his skill and strength sending a message to WIL , not to get in his way ever again."

Ref " 5..."

SiD " Wait Showtime is stirring again."

Guy " What stirring?"

Ref " 6.."

SiD " Yeah it looked like he moved!!!"

Guy " Yes , OH MY GOD , SHOWTIME IS GETTING UP BUT IS HE TOO LATE?"

Ref " 7..."

Guy " Showtime is stumbling towards the ropes but is very slow. Snakebite can not believe it."

Ref " 8..."

SiD " He better hurry he is about to be counted out."

Guy " Showtime is up on the apron and almost into the ring."

Ref " 9..."

Guy " HE DID SHOWTIME SOME HOW FOUND THE STRENGTH TO GE UP AND MAKE IT BACK INTO THE RING , THESE TWO MEN ARE AMAZING."

SiD " Yeah but it did him no good Snakebite is on him like filth on Pig Vomit and kicking his ass even more."

Guy " Yes but it is not over until the fat lady sings and she is nowhere in sight. Snakebite now with a suplex and Showtime bounces off the mat holding his back. He comes down with a big boot but SHOWTIME BLOCKS IT AND TOSSES SNAKEBITE ACROSS THE RING!!"

SiD " You are getting way to excited , way too much Guy.."

Guy " Well I am sorry but this is exciting. Meltdown has produced some very exciting matches the last month or so and this one is no different. Showtime now trying to go on the attack but he is still a little sluggish from that choke slam earlier. He smartly sends Snakebite over the top rope and takes a breather."

SiD " I can't believe Showtime is doing this well. I thought he was old and washed up."

Guy " No he is not and he is proving it tonight. Snakebite climbs back into the ring and Showtime is right on him but catches a shot to the midsection. A snatch of the tights and Showtime helps Snakebite back into the ring , via a suplex."

SiD " I can not believe we have made it this far into the card and you have not said the secret word yet."

Guy " Secret word?"

SiD " Don't worry just a little something I whipped up."

Guy " Hmmm ok if you say so. Showtime with a swinging neck breaker followed by an elbow drop. He hooks the leg and goes for the pin."

Ref " 1..2.."

Guy " Kick out by Snakebite , who then gets off an eye rake and temporarily stuns Showtime."

SiD " You know what is fucked up?"

Guy " What? "

SiD " Showtime was once world champ and Snakebite was not. He was only hardcore champ and since he has been back won nothing. He deserves a title shot and soon."

Guy " I am sure he will get one at the ppv."

SiD " But which one?"

Guy " Don't know but I am sure he will get one. Snakebite sizes Showtime up for a big right , then another. He grabs his head and hooks his leg for a cradle suplex , the pin but Snakebie only gets a one count as Showtime busts out. Waisting no time Snakebite picks Showtime up for a scoop slam. Showtime now goes whipping into the ropes , he ducks a clothesline and grabs on to the other ropes to stop himself. WATCH OUT Snakebite with a bull dog decaptation move off the ropes!!! That was brutal as Showtime falls to the mat clutching his throat. Snakbite stands over Showtime and here is a nut shot , oh man Snakebite just turned blue as Showtime nailed his sack like a puncing bag. Showtime slowley gets to his feet and we all wonder can anything stop these men? Showtime is holding on to the ropes trying to get his head back into the match."

SiD" This match has been long and tough both men are slowing down. What is the crowd yelling about? Someone say the secret word?"

Guy" No T-Money is coming to the ring and he has a kendo stick."

SiD " Not this moron , should'nt he be preparing to get his ass whipped by Chris Heid again? "

Guy " Well at the beginning of the show WIL Double was calling him this could have something to do with it. T-Money is in the ring and the ref just turns his back."

SiD " Looks like WIL still has it , he even has the ref's in his pocket again. "

Guy " T-Money raises the kendo stick and is about to nail Snakebite."

( The arena grows silent knowing this is NOT The WWF and a shot with a kendo stuck could end Snakebite's career. T-Money starts his down swing but Snakbite moves out of the way. Not even knowing T-Money was out there Showtime finally turns around to finish off Snakebite and catches the kendo stick across the shoulders...)

Guy " Oh man once again WIL Double's sabatoge on Snakebite back fired. T-Money just stands there dumb founded as Showtime crumbles to the mat. Snakebite comes flying across the ring with a flying cross body , taking down T-Money and dislodging the kendo stick. Snakebite now has the kendo stick and cracks it across T-Money's sternum , he then turns his attention back on Showtime who is out cold. The cover and the ref counts.."

SiD " Well at least ref # 1 is some what dedicated to his job he is counting for Snakebite. "

Guy " I think that is ref # 3 , ref # 1 is dead or something. Snakebite gets and easy pin as Shwotime is out cold from that kendo stick shot. Snakebite cracks the stick over his knee and tosses it down on T-Money. He picks up his guitar and holds his hands in the air as the crowd explodes.. What another exciting match brought to you by WIL Double Productions."

SiD " Man are you an ass kisser. "

Winner: Snakebite
" This is Jerry Springer and on today's show we are having lovers horrible secerets.."

( The camera pans over to the stage where Neep and Fraser sit next to each other. Fraser has his hand on Neeps lap as Jerry starts to question them. )

Jerry " So , Fraser is it? How long have you and Neep been seeing each other?"

Fraser " Oh Jerry me and Neep go waaaay back , longer then I can even remember."

Jerry " And do you love Neep?"

Fraser" Yes I do very much."

( Fraser looks at Neep with big puppy dog eyes as the crowd hoots and hollars.)

Jerry" Well Neep you have something to tell Fraser. The floor is yours!"

( Neep turns to Fraser and runs his fingers through his hair. Then begins to spill his guts. )

Neep " Well Fraser , baby , you know I love you very much."

( Fraser nods his head as he stares into Neep's eyes.)

Neep " Well the reason I brought you here is to tell you... Uuuum that , well screw , baby you have just not been there for me. I am the only one who still runs The Bravehearts and you just pop in time to time to wrestle me , take the wrestler of the month award and so on and I am sick of it. So I have been cheating on you!"

Jerry " And lets bring that other person out!"

( The crowd cheers and out walks Darkstalka. Fraser charges him and the cameras cut away as The Jerry Springer Security Staff can not hold the two apart. )

Jerry " Well things are really heating up here. We now bring you back to your regular scheduled program as we try to calm things down ...)

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Guy " Did you have something to do with that?

SiD " No me , of course not."

Guy " Well we both know that was fake and those actors looked nothing like Neep or Fraser."

SiD " I don't know it looked pretty authentic to me."

Guy " Somehow I have the feeling you we're behind that."

SiD " Never ."

Guy " Well once again let me clear up that Neep or Fraser are no homosexuals. Even though there is nothing wrong with homosexuality."

SiD " But you just saw it with your own two eyes. They admitted it on Jerry Springer."

Guy " Cut it out you know that is not true. Would you just leave Neep alone damn it."

SiD " Hee Hee!"

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