( WIL Double's Office: He is on the phone once again , talking to an unknown person... )
WIL " WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPIDEY HAS A HOVER CHAIR!!! I NEVR HAD A HOVER CHAIR!!! Hmmmm well yeah , well I tell you what I want a hover chair. What do you mean my office is to small? Listen get me The RMWF Construction Crew on the phone this office is about to get a little bigger. Then put an add for new secretaries the last one quit and I have Wild Kat doing the job. Between you and me that bitch is only good for one thing and we all know what that is."
( Just then the office doors slams open and CSD jumps from his sleep brandishing his gun. Showtime storms in and pushes CSD out of the way...)
Showtime " WHAT THE FUCK , WHY DID YOU SEND THAT MORON T-MONEY DOWN TO THE RING. I TOLD YOU I COULD BEAT SNAKEBITE ON MY OWN!!!"
WIL " Uuuuum can I call you back later , yeah ok well bye.."
( WIL hangs up the phone and points to a chair. Showtime reluctantly sits down...)
WIL " I thought you might of needed help so I sent him down."
Showtime " First of all I didn't need help , I had him. Second why would you pick T-Money he is a moron."
WIL " I don't know I just knew he would be the only one dumb enough to do it."
Showtime " Well he cost me the match and now you have to book me a rematch."
WIL " I'll see what I can do."
( Just then there is a knock on the door and in walks Neep.)
Neep " Hey boss ..."
( WIL slams his head down on his desk and we cut back to Guy and SiD..)
Angel -vs- The Crippler ( NON-TITLE )
Guy " Before the match we have more behind the scenes footage that took place before this Meltdown..."
( The scene cuts to WIL Double's office once again. He is sitting back getting his nails done when the secretary beeps him on the intercom...)
WIL " Yes?"
Secretary " Someone is here to see you and I QUIT! "
WIL " WHAT? WHY? "
Secretary " I can not stand these wrestlers in here all day abusing me. You tell me to tell them that you are not here but they all know you never leave that damn office. They cuss at me and hit on me , one even tried to look up my skirt today. So I am buzzing this one in and leaving. Find somebody else to take this abuse! "
WIL " But wait , hello , HELLO?"
( The office door opens and in walks Angel. )
Angel " I just have somehing to say. "
WIL " Great , I can not wait. "
Angel " Why do you hate me. I mean what do I have to do to get a title shot?"
WIL " Beat The Crippler."
Angel " I have to beat the champion to get a shot at the champion? That makes no friggen sence."
WIL " Yeah not really , but I wanted all title matches to wait until the ppv. So thats what I came up with. Too late now."
Angel " Ok but why does T-Money , WHOOOO FRIGGEN SUCKS and Scotty Slam get title shots."
WIL " I really don't feel like explaining it."
Angel " Well please do me the favor. If you don't mind , I am getting screwed."
WIL " Nah don't feel like it you already waisted enough of my time. CSD show Angel out for me."
Angel " You got to be friggen kidding. I should not be treated like this..."
( CSD pulls out his gun and motions to the door. Angel raises his hand like he is gonna back hand him then turns to walk out... He gets to the door and stops , turns and gives WIL this warning. )
Angel " Alright I will play your way but trust me I am not gonna forget this. I better get my shot on the ppv."
( WIL waves his hand in the air and turns his chair. Angel exits...)
Guy " Well Angel is pissed at WIL Double."
SiD " Yeah and so is Showtime , probably Snakebite and half the free world. He's not to good at making friends. Plus didn't Crippler agree to make it a title match?"
Guy " I think he did but WIL is being bull headed and not listening."
SiD " More like he does not pat attention , like the rest of the staff."
Guy " Mmmm could be , well Angel has made his way to the ring and here comes The Crippler. Gary Coleman is done with the opening intros and we are all set to go."
SiD " Exciting..."
Guy " The stipulation is if Angel wins he gets a shot at the belt on the ppv."
SiD " Makes no sence."
Guy " If he loses he is banned from the ppv!"
SiD " Who cares. "
Guy " The match has started."
SiD " Who cares , again."
Guy " Angel has Crippler by the throat already , man he waistes no time."
SiD " How did Crippler become champ again?"
Guy " On the ppv , did'nt we already discuss this last show? Angel with a choke slam and Crippler is quickly back on his feet but not for long.
Do to many , many problems I am gonna cut this Meltdown short. I need to get things updated or our pending Judgement Day , next Sunday. As I normally do not take hack threats seriously , we have put years of hard work into this site and would be ashame to lose it. Because of some asshole , who has nothing better to do with his life then maybe hack a free internet site. If this person could actually do this and would I do not know what he would gain by doing so. I would also like to report that Spidey is alive and well , Scorpian is back and things should return to normal i a week or so. I wanted to make this card great like last Meltdown but sometimes real life takes over and I have to unfourtantly deal with that. So here is a short recap of the rest of the matches...
Crippler had the match put away with a boston crab but Angel barley earned his title shot when Nightmare came out and interfered helping him win. He will face Crippler on The PPV and is not banned...
Winner : Angel
Steve The Heater -vs-Carl Buzz & Bryan " The Fear "
Can thia man be stopped? Steve The Heater showed why he may be one of the best in The RMWF by deafeting not one but two rookies in a handicapped match. He got a double pin after a long brutal match to secure the win.
Winner : Steve " The Heater "
T-Money -vs- The Immortal Chris Heid ( Hardcore Title )
It did not take long for Chris Heid to prove why he is Hardcore Champ and undefeated. He permently and hopefully shut up T-Money about winning The Hardcore Belt by embarrasing him in a quick and brutal loss.
Winner and still Hardcore Champ: Chris Heid
Main Event
" Insane " Scotty Slam -vs- Nigthmare ( World Title , Special Ref: Neep )
I was ready to make this another super main event but instead now you just get this stupid recap ,if you can even call it that. Nightmare had a short reign as champ as Scotty Slam showed him what wrestling is all about. A new era has opened up in The RMWF as this breed of wrestler has not been seen here in some time. Now we will have to see if anyone can dethrone the NEW champ...
Winner and NEW World Champ: Scotty Slam
Angles: WIL moved his office into the abnonded Baxter Building ex-home of The Fantastic Four and hired a new secretary who will have an impact on The RMWF. Clive Anderson also returned from The Planet of the Apes...
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