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| Saturday Night Special 7-7-01 |
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| ( The camera zooms through the crowd as fireworks are set off and a couple spotlights rotate through the row of fans displaying such signs as "TONE CAPONE IS MY HERO!", "KID MONEY SOLD OUT", "DOWN WITH DUST" and "MARRY ME LAYLA"... As the camera focuses in on the Jumbotron the new and improved Saturday Night Special logo appears on the screen rotating in highlights of past shows while the SNS theme music plays.. The camera's again shift to the ringside area where standing behind the announce table is the RMWF announce team Sid "The King" Nasty and Clive Anderson ) Clive Anderson: Hello fans and welcome to another exciting addition of RMWF SNS! Sid Nasty: Yeah too bad it's a bunch of weak rookies with a new logo.. Clive:Damm Sid you startin' already? Why not give the new guys a chance? Sid:Have you seen some of their promos? Disgusting to say the least... Clive:Anyways I understand our coleague Jimmy Kimmel is backstage tryin' to get a word with Spidey.... Sid:( yawns )This outta be fun.... ( The camera view goes to the backstage area where Jimmy Kimmel is standing in front of Spidey's office ) Jimmy: Hello fans well I'm gonna see if I can get a word with the Vice-Prez about some of the recent happenings in the RMWF... ( knocks twice on the door ) Jimmy: Well there does'nt seem to be any response, but I hear voices inside... ( the camera picks up the sound of three distintly different yet muffled voices, suddenly the door busts open and the three members of the New Empire come running out knocking Jimmy Kimmel off his feet in the process...As the camera view switches to the back of the three men running down the hallway one of them seems to be carrying a backpack...As Jimmy gets back on his feet and enters Spidey's office no one appears to be inside...The camera view goes back to the ring ) Clive: Wow! I wonder what all that was about... Sid: I don't know but after the gurantee Tone Capone made I would'nt be makin' to many more appearences if I was the New Empire... Clive: For once I agree with you Tone is furious... Sid: Well anyways I guess this is the first match in the tourney cause here comes Johnny Electric.... ( Johnny Electric enters the ring, than as 'Six Feet Under' by Jarule rumbles from the arena speakers a blue beam of light suddenly hits the entrance way and making his way to the ring is the Crippler... ) Clive: I've been informed via e-mail that this match will be a Hardcore match... Sid: I don't know why you brought your pussy-ass laptop this is wrestling you idiot... Clive: Yeah well Scorpion just informed me of the stip. and how else would we have known? Sid: Who cares? Their's action in the ring... Clive: Indeed! The Crippler charges Electric but Electric outsmarts him with a drop toe hold than hoists him up to a standing position with a head lock.. Sid: A headlock? In this Fed? Clive: I guess he's uh fundamentally sound... Sid: Well that's not doing him much good as the Crippler throws him off the ropes and hit him with a clotheline. Clive: Now as the Crippler bounces off the ropes Jefferson is reaching into his trunks... As the Crippler approaches him Electric throws a hand full of powder into his eyes.... Sid: It's a hardcore match Electric ain't gotta conceal it... Especially after Crippler jumped him the other night while he was taking a dump.. Clive: The Crippler's blinded! Wait.. What'd you just say? Sid: On Havok The Crippler snuck into the bathroom Johny Electric was taking a shit in and beat him up. Clive: Now that's just wrong... Attacking a man on the loo.. Sid: The what? Clive: The toilet. Sid: Oh.. Well back to the match.. Jefferson's climbing the ropes! Clive: Missle dropkick lands the Crippler flat on his face...Cover by Electric 1..2.. and a kickout by the Crippler I guess he's still got something left in his tank... Sid: Yeah I'll bet it's a little sugar that boys gay.. Clive: Anyways the Crippler appears to finally have gotten his vision back as Electric bounces off the ropes and the Crippler meets him with a superkick! Sid: Damm did I say gay? I meant happy... Clive: Ass kisser... Now it's the Crippler's turn to climb the ropes...Flying elbowdrop and Electric looks about done...Crippler with the cover 1.. 2.. oh and Electric kicks out just barely.. Sid: He got outta that one by the hair on his balls... Clive: For someone that talks about other's sexual orientation you certainly got alotta balls in your mouth... Sid: Fuck you! Clive: Anyways both men on their feet and Electric drops the Crippler with a knee to the balls! Sid: That's a great move! Clive: It looks like trouble for the Crippler as Electric grabs a chair from the outside...He's back in the ring and as the Crippler reaches his feet he swings. Sid: Strike one! Clive: The Crippler ducks and slaps the Cripple Crossface onto Electric and as Electric withers in pain he finally taps out... Sid: Yeah he's screamin' like a lil girl... Clive: The ref calls for the bell but the Crippler won't let go...As RMWF security rushes the ring the Crippler breaks the hold and raises his arms in celebration... Sid: Well I must say that match was surprisingly decent.. Clive: Maybe know you'll lighten up on the new guys... Sid: Not a chance they still suck... Clive: I understand were headin' back to Spidey's office ( The camera breaks to Spidey's office as he walks in with the lovely Layla Mercedes ) Spidey: Where the fuck? What the fuck? Oh my god NOOOO! Layla: Whats the problem? Spidey: I had a fuckin' Kilo of New Jersey's finest China white and now ( near tears ) it's gone! ( Suddenly Jimmy Kimmel walks in.. ) Spidey: ( grabbing Kimmel by the coller ) What the hell happend here? JK: ( choking ) Look I came here to interview you and The New Empire ran out your office with a backpack! Spidey:( throwing Jimmy to the floor ) Well these fuckers wanna take my dope huh? Layla: I'm outta here you promised me a fix and now you ain't got shit.... ( slams door behind her ) Spidey: Fuck there's only one person who can help me now... Shit! ( The camera view shifts back to the ring as the two combatants for our next match Outlaw and Chad Jefferson have just locked up in the ring ) Clive: Wow Spideys pissed... Sid: That's an understatement... Clive: Outlaw with a kick to the balls on Jefferson.. Sid: That's a very effective move as you can see by Jefferson's reaction... Clive: Outlaw bounces off the ropes and as Jefferson reaches his feet he's immeadiately sent back down with a flying forearm smash... Sid: I haven't seen that move since Tito Santana... Clive: Both men back on their feet and Outlaw swings wildly but Jefferson ducks and drops Outlaw with an atomic drop! Now Jefferson climbs to the middle rope and as Outlaw reaches his feet Jefferson takes him backdown with a flying bulldog! Sid: ( yawns ) Wow! ( sarcastically ) What action! Clive: Give it a rest.. Now as Jefferson attempts a piledriver on Outlaw he reverses it and sinhes Jefferson into the Boston Crab! Sid: Look at Jefferson he's screamin' like a bitch! Clive: Well it is a painful hold... Jefferson reaches the ropes and Outlaw breaks the hold... As Jefferson reaches his feet Outlaw attempts a huricanranna but Jefferson counters into a powerbomb and covers him 1.. 2.. Outlaw kicks out just as the ref almost hits three... Sid: Damm I thought this boring shit could just end... Clive: Not a chance Sid the action continues as Jefferson climbs the ropes Outlaws back on his feet, Jefferson attempts a flying bodypress but Outlaw just catches him... Sid: Now Outlaw's climbing the ropes with Jefferson in hand... Clive:Jefferson with a fallaway slam from the second rope this doe'nt look good for Jefferson, Outlaw with the cover 1.. 2.. 3! Sid: Finally.. Clive: As Outlaw heads backstage to a mixed response from the fans I understand we're headin' backstage again.. ( Camera view changes to Spidey's office where seated directly across from Spidey is Scarface Al Capone ) Spidey: So you see Al they gotta pay..Fuck the cost you can have anything you fuckin' want jus get me my dope I'm fuckin' shakin' over here.... Scarface: First off Spidey when was the last time you offered to have me over for a drink? You don't even think to call me godfather when you speak to me...Now that you got a problem who do you run to? Me... Spidey: I'm sorry it's just.. Ohh see I'm sick I'll pay any cost... But I'm still not gonna call you godfather Scarface: ( annoyed ) O.K. Spidey but there will come a time and this day may never come where I will call on you to perform a service for me.. But until than consider this a gift on the eve of my sister's wedding... Spidey: Thanks man! ( Scarface exits as SNS goes to a commercial break... ) Commercial #1 ( The camera view returns to the ring as Stalin is standing awaiting Preecher Man's entrance ) Sid: I can't believe Spidey is relying on Scarface for help... Clive: Well when you fuckin' wit a man's dope you fuckin' wit his livlyhood.... ( suddenly the classic techno track James Brown is dead rocks the crowd and Preecher Man makes his way to the ring ) Clive: Well Preecher man slides into the ring and waists no time attacking Stalin dropping him with a flying knee to the face... Sid: I see Stalin out here but no New Empire and no backpack fulla Heroin.. Clive: Maybe one of the other members got it.. Sid: Did ya figure all that out by yerself? Clive: Fuckyou! Stalin no to his feet and both men trade vicious chops to the chest! Sid: I can seem them ruptured blood vessels yummy... Clive: That's sick! Now Preecher Man throws a wild haymaker that misses badly and Stalin bulldogs Preacher Man from behind... Sid: Not bad.. Clive: Now Stalin bounces off the ropesoh but Preacher Man cathes him with a vicious sidewalk slam! Sid: Now who's this coming to the ring? Clive: It's Preacher's partna Pig Vomit! And as you fans can tell he's visibly drunk slammin' a liter of Jim Beam! Sid: Whata drunk! Clive: You should talk... Both men on their feet exchanging blows but what's this Stalin just dropped Preacher Man with a nasty clothesline! Sid: He still sucks. I hate commi bastards! Clive: ( sarcastically ) What a patriot! Now Stalin's attempting to climb the ropes,PM is up Oh! and what a move Stalin just hit a beautiful tornado DDT as Preacher Man attempted to catch him off the ropes... Sid: The commi-jobber uh I mean the former T.V. champ has got this match wrapped up... Clive: Preacher Man reaches his feet Stalin bounces off the ropes and Crack! Sid: Pig Vomit just broke the empty bottle of Beam on Stalin's head! Clive: Preacher Man has Stalin's dazed ass up and he drops him again with a powerbomb Big Sexy woulda been proud of... I don't know how much Stalin has left... Sid: PM with the cover 1.. 2.. 3! Clive: Another exciting match and Preacher Man walks away with the hard fought victory... Sid: I though it sucked... Clive: Yeah well I think you suck! Anyways since we're pressed for time we'll show you the highlights of the Pain-Killa J match.. ( Suddenly the Jumbotron lights up with the very limited highlights of the Pain-Killa J match with Pain earning the victory... ) Sid: Well at least we did'nt have to sit through that.. ( As 'Fuck Tha World' by Kid Money rumbles from the arena speakers Kid Money makes his way to the ring to the unanomous boos of the crowd... ) Kid Money: Well the hour is getting closer Scarface soon I will reclaim my belt and knock you pussy mothafuckaz out tha Fed PERMANANTELY! Know Wil your next on my shit list! Who the fuck do you think you are coming out here and interferring in my match? ( Suddenly Wil Double pops out of the curtain and begins to make his way to the ring after stopping halfway there Wil smiles ) Kid Money:What's so funny bitch you bout to get that ass beat? ( All of a sudden Preecher Man and Neep slide into the ring on opposite sides of Kid Money who's unaware of their presence... They wind up yielding chairs and Wham! Conchairto! Wil runs into the ring and all three commence to stomping the shit outta Kid Money... After about thirty seconds of this Scarface and Tone Capone make their way halfway the aisle unable to hold in their laughter... As Wil spots the two Cosa Nostra members he yells ) Wil: You want a piece too? Scarface: Shit we cool handle yall business.. ( Scarface sparks a blunt and Tone asks for and recieves a bucket of popcorn from one of the fans at ringside.. As the stompfest continues Scarface and Tone finally make their way back to the dressing room and SNS goes to a commercial with a final shot of Kid Money coughing up his own blood... ) Commercial #2 ( Return from commercial camera view is in the ring as we're ready for our next match ) Clive: Welcome back and we're ready for our next match Venom versus Bud Brody and after what we just witnessed I can't help but wonder if the Prez and Cosa Nostra have alterior motives... Sid: Anyways just start the damm match... Clive: As Bud Brody awaits the in-ring arrival of Venom Eminem's Criminal blares from the speakers and Venom heads for the ring.... Sid: Venom looks ready... Clive: He better be cause upon entering the ring Brody just dropped him with a hip toss..Now Brody bounces off the ropes oh but Venom recovers with a clothesline to the New Empire alumni... Sid: This could be trouble cause here come the other two-thirds of the New Empire Johnny Electric and Stalin.. Clive: And it looks like Electric's holdin' the backpack containin' Spidey's dope... Sid: Venom's climbin' the ropes Clive: But he's dropped in midstride as Johnny Electric pushes him off sendin' him crashing to the canvas.. Sid: Brody's quick to snach the advantage and puts the boots to Venom..As Brody lifts Venom up he attempts a suplex... Clive: But Venom counters with a knee to the mid-section. Sid: That'll knock the wind outta ya... Clive: Indeed and as Brody struggles to reach his feet Venom piledrives him hard into the mat... Sid: And look who it is Tone Capone appears to be making his way torwards Electric and Stalin... Clive: Yeah but Johnny's waitin' with a chair.. Sid: Oh but what's this? Scarface and Iceberg Slim just jumped the barricade and are standing directly behind Stalin and JE yielding crowbars.... Clive: Face taps Stalin on the shoulder and as both he and Electric turn around Slim and Face bust them wide tha fuck open! Sid: Now Scarface attempts to enter the ring but is cut off by the ref... Clive: But that doesn't stop Tone as Slim hands him the crowbar he jumps inot the ring and cracks Brody in the eye... Sid: That's sick Brody's eyes hanging out the socket! There's blood everywhere... Clive: Venom feeling victory is near makes the cover as Tone exits the ring 1..2..3..It's over the ref calls for the bell.. Sid: It's a good thing too cause the New Empire desprately need medical attention! Clive: Cosa Nostra grabs the backpack and hop the barricade disappearing into the crowd as Venom celebrates inside the ring... Sid: and out come the EMTs looks like the NEW Empire's headin' for the hospitol Clive: Yeah I guess they bit off more than they could chew! ( As all three members of the New Empire are carted off to the ambulance on strechers SNS goes to another commercial ) Commercial #3 ( RMWF SNS returns from a commercial to the parking lot where a sleek white limo pulls up and a man exits wearing a fencing mask talking on a cellphone ) Masked Man: Where tha fuck is he? Fuck it nobody no-shows my cards, I don't care where he is find em and bring him to me! ( The camera view changes to a shot of the crowd and Wil Double, Preacher Man, and Neep make their way to the ring. After entering the ring Wil grabs the mic and addresses the beligerent fans ) Wil: Well Money it looks like it's True Corporate team 1, Team Money zero! And if you think for one second your gettin' yer hands back on the RMWF World title your sadly mistaken cause I'M TAKIN' MY FED BACK! SO MONEY IF I WERE YOU I'D SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN! ( Suddenly Kid Money's Fuck Tha World rumbles from the arena speakers and Kid Money charges the ring full speed! After landing a couple blows the True Corporate team seizes the advantage and continues the onslaught from earlier... Than out of nowhere Mr. Scarface charges the ring bustin shots from the aisle.. As the three men exit through the crowd Kid Money draws a pistol and blasts at the Prez and his boys too.. After realizing they've escaped and wounding a couple fans in the process Scarface enters the ring and him and Kid Money point their weapons at each other: Click. Click. Both men attempt a shot but are out of ammo.. Money and Face exchange vicious blows with neither man giving any ground but security rushes the ring and separates the former friends... ( As the view changes to the masked man who is believed to be the Booker Scorpion he stands before a beaten and bloody Davey Dave ) Scorpion: You pull a no-show on me on my first night on tha job? Well it's time to make an example of you! Not only do you forfeit the match ( reaches into a desk drawer pulls out a nine with a silencer ) but you forfeit your life! ( He draws on Davey as Davey weeps beggin' for his life Scorpion just laughs puts to in his head killing him instantly... As the camera fads the credits roll ) |
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