Suicidal Sunday 7-29-01 - Brought to you by Kid Money - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/7_29_01_Suicidal

( Suicidal Sunday begins with the cameras panning around the crowd checking out the signs but tonight something is different, most of the signs in the arena are for Kid Money, the camera cuts to the announce table where Kid Money and Tone Capone are getting on their head sets )

Kid Money: Welcome to the Cosa Nostra show mutha fuckas, tonight we put the suicidal back in Suicidal Sunday, I promise you that somebody will die tonight even if i have to kill somebody myself

Tone Capone: Hey keep the fuckin bullets away from me,i don't need another hole in my chest

Kid Money: Oh poor baby

Tone Capone: Your about to get your other leg broken Money

Kid Money: Yeah whatever, well anyway its time for the first jobber match, its gonna be a long fuckin night

SNAKEBITE -vs- MISS SPICE
( Slezy D comes down to the ring wearing a ref shirt )

Tone: Hey money what the fuck is Slezy D doin as a ref

Money: He works for almost nothin and he's not one of these 150 pound refs thats gonna get the hell beat out of him

( ____ starts to play as Ms.Spice makes her way down to the ring with a chain wrapped around her hand and calls for a mic )

Tone: Great thats all i wanna hear, some two dolla slut with no skills and a big mouth

Money: Big mouth is right, i bet she gives a great blow job, i guess i'll go to the corner later and find out

( Ms.Spice begins to talk )

Ms.Spice: You might as well give me the win now because i checked the back and Snakebite isnt here, i guess he doesnt have the balls to show, so ref start the count

Ms.Spice: Keep countin, that music doesnt mean a damn thing because like i said Snakebite doesnt have the balls to fight a real women

Tone: I swear if this bitch doesnt shut up i'll kill her myself

Money: Does a hole in your fuckin chest mean anything to you, besides why waste your time

Tone: Yeah your right

( Slezy D continues to count and Ms.Spice counts with him 6......7.....8.....9.....,Snakebite slides in the ring and nails Ms.Spice in the back of the head with a chair, Slezy D rings the bell to begin the match )

Money: Oh come the fuck on,can you say wwf rip off

Tone: Well if it works steal it and its workin for Snakebite who just pimp slaped the taste outa Ms.Spice's mouth, never mind, Spice with a low blow followed by a DDT

Money:Here comes that chain she brought down to the ring,she's choking the fuck outa Snakebite,he drops down and nails her with a chin breaker

Tone: Who the fuck is coming down to the ring, isnt that The Harcore Champion's bitch,it is,its Roxanne with a beer bottle in her hand,she's going after Spice, well i don't know what you call that but i call it tryin to shove a beer bottle up Ms.Spice

Money: I knew she was Bi, i knew it, the RMWF the only wrestling fed where you see girls using beer botttles like dildos but as much as we enjoy it, it looks like Ms.Spice is feeling some real pain, those pants of hers arent stopin that bottle

Tone: Pain? i thin shes about to have an orgasim,damn snakebite breaks up the lesbian action and pulls Roxanne of Ms.Spice, he trys to get her out of the ring but she doesn't want to leave, finalley he gets her out but Ms.Spice is up and she's got that beer botlle

Money: Snakebite just got that bottle busted over his head but will he bleed,Slezy D checks him out, and the match will continue

Tone: Spice looks pissed and so does Roxanne, Spice goes under the ring and she pulls out some wood, i guess the bottle just wasnt enough. Spice tosses the table in the ring and sets it up but she wasted to much time and Snakebite catches her with a boot to the stomach

Money: Snakebite is callin for, he grabs Spice and, he drove spice through that table hard but thats not gonna make her bleed...........

( Roxanne grabs money's switch blade off the table and slides into the ring )

Money: HEY YOU FUCKIN bitch BRING THAT BACK

Tone: Here goes Roxanne again, shes got the knife and she tosses it to Snakebite, but he doesnt want it, what are you fuckin stupid

Money: Nah he wants to punish Spice for walking in this fed thinkin shes the best,as many rookies as i have taken out i know how he feels, now its Snakebite going under the ring for a table while Spice is out cold

Tone: Thats it i'm pullin my gun cuz he's comin this way and he ain't takin any of my shit

Money: Hold On, What the fuck do you want Snake?

( Snakebite says somethin to money and Money hand him some vodka and a liter )

Tone: What the fuck was that all about

Money: He wants to fry the bitch so i'm happy to help, Snakebite picks up the limp body of Ms.Spice and gives her a brainbutser then he sets up the table

Tone: Ms.Spice looks like that nurse at the hospital after i slipped a few pills in her drink, Snakebite pours the vodka all over the table then lights it up, what a fuckin waste

Kid Money: Is for a good cause, Snakebite picks up Ms.Spice whos still out cold and powerbomb through the table, oh shit her shirts on fire, Ms.Spice rolls aroud the ring and she finalley gets put out

Tone: Hey i see tits,not even an hour into the show and we got some fuckin tigobitties, i love this damn job

Money: Well we might not see tits for long cuz now snakebite has my knife, hey wait a second Roxanne just took ir from him and she stabs Ms.Spice, thats it shes bleedin its over

Tone: Well Roxanne isnt done yet, she keeps stabbin Ms.Spice, Snakebite pulls Roxanne off again and hes draggin her to the back

Money: Look where he's got his hands, he's got a hand full of tigobitties, well if thats The Immortal's bitch i bet he's fuckin pissed

WINNER = SNAKEBITE
Money: Wait a second i just got word that The Immortal wants an interview so take it Road Dogg

Tone: Road Dogg? How the fuck did you get him to work for you

Kid Money: He's a pot head,thats why the wwf fired his ass but here i pay him in weed so it was pretty fuckin easy

( The camera cuts to Road Dogg with a blunt in his mouth and a mic in his hand standing beside The Immortal Chris Heid who is holding the Hardcore Title )

RD: Its me, its me, its that d-o- double g, smokin som w-e--e-d, but now its time to get a quick word with the Hardcore champ,champ what do you think of the people in the gangsta brawl that about to go down

The Immortal Chris Heid: Do you even have to ask, fine i'll tell you

( SMACK a baseball bat shatters over the head of Chris Heid, its Crown Royal, he takes the mic from Road Dogg and picks up the Hardcore Belt )

Crown Royal: Enjoy this belt while you can punk cuz after i win the Gangsta Brawl one thing is keepin me from being the Hardcore Champ and thats you, by the way what flavor do you want cuz like i've said since day one after i take your belt, YOUR GONNA TOSS MY SALAD

( Crown Royal slams the belt down on Chris Heid and the camera cuts back to Tone Capone and Kid Money siting at the announce table )

Tone: Ha taken out by a little punk like Spank Dudley and he calls himself Hardcore, yeah fuckin right

Kid Money: Well it they tell me everybody in the gangsta brawl has entered the electric weapons filled barbed wire cell, time to sit back and watch the RMWF tron

GANGSTER BRAWL
Featuring
CROWN ROYAL, MUSTAFA, SPANK DUDLEY, PAIN, OUTLAW and TOP DOLLAR KID
( The camera cuts to the basket ball court with the cell around it but Kid Money and Tone Capone can still be heard )

Kid Money: Ref Slezy D climbs into the cell and the other refs chin it shut and turn on the juice, Here we go

Tone: Top Dolla Kid Nails outlaw with a ddt and that ain't on ring its concret, oh shit TDK walks right into a super kick by Pain, Pain took his head off and now Pains all over the kid

Kid Money: Meanwhile on the other side of the b-ball court Crown Royal just threw Mustafa and Spank Dudley right into the electric barbed wire, roasted faggot and it doesn look like their gettin up for a while

Tone: Crown Royal leaves Mustafa and pain layin as he makes his way yo the other side of the court where TDk and Outlaw are double power bombin Pain, pains out of it Outlaw makes the cover 1...2... nah he kicked out and Crown Royal just picked up a ball bat and nailed TDk in the back of the head

Money: Spank Dudley and Mustafa just came to, they are goin punch for punch, damn Mustafa gets electric barbed wire again,and Spank sets up a ladder, he's goin for the gun, he's almost got it, OH SHIT

Tone: Crown Royal just got irish whipped into Span's ladder by TDK, and spank fell through nothin but barbed wire just to hit pavment, he busted his head wide open, Mustafa keeps getting up, he puts Spank in a headlock, He just snapped Spanks fuckin Neck, look at the bones poking through the skin, Spank Dudley just got taken out for good, were down to 5 guys

Kid Money: Not for long,Outlaw and Pain have been going at it chair shot for chair shot since pain kicked out of the pin but TDK is about to put an end to it, he's got one of the many ladders, he nails them both and sets the ladder up, no hes gettin one of thos barbed wire wrapped tables, what the fuck, he puts Outlaw and Pain on top of each other and he's climbing the ladder, if he hits it no more pain and no more out law

Tone: Wait a second Money, Crown Royal and Mustafa out of nno where, low blow on TDK,Double Superplex, their all down, i never seen that before, they double superplexed TDK ontop of Outlaw and Pain and they all went through the barbed wire table

Kid Money: I WANT IN NOW, i invent this match and i can't even be in it, fuck it, Crown Royal rolls over ontop of pain and theres no way he can get up from that, 1....2....3 Pains gone

Tone: The last 4 are bloddy and tired but their all up, its Tdk, Crown Royal, Outlaw, and Mustafa in a stare down

Money: Here we go again Crown Royal nails Outlaw with a low blow while TDK and Mustafa both start to climb the ladder going after one of the two guns, Crown Royal grabs outlaw, he's rubbing his face across that eletric barbed wire cell

Tone: Look at all the blood and Mustafa just shoved TDK off the ladder after they fought the whole way up their, Mustafa grabs the 9 that was taped to the backboard and now he's standing on it, Tdk isnt gettin up from this

Money: Mustafa going for a diving Headbutt,no Crown Royal stopped beating the hell outa Outlaw long enough to pull TDK out of the way and he made Mustafa the guys he was working with headbutt the pavement off the top of the backboard and bust his fuckin head wide open

Tone: There are no friends in this match, Crown Royal pins Mustafa, 1..2...3,of course nobody could dive head first from that high and get up

Money: 3 guys left Outlaw TDk and Crown Royal, Outlaw sets up two ladders in the middle of the b-ball court as TDK and Crown Royal start to go at it, i think that was a bad idea cuz CR and TDK saw Outlaw just standing there and stopped goin at it

Tone: Double boot to the stomach of Outlaw, followed up by a double DDT, TDK says somethin to crown royal, Royal carrys Outlaw to the top of the ladder while TDK stacks two barbed wire tables, then climbs the second ladder right beside the one TDK and Outlaw are on

Kid Money: Whatever their goin for its gonna hurt like a bitch, Crown Royal lifts Outlaw Sitdown powerbomb oh shit TDk caught Outlaw on the way down, a combination sitdown power bom/neckbreaker throught two fuckin tables,their all broken in half, I FUCKIN LOVE IT

Tone: HELL YEAH, TDK rolls over and covers Outlaw somehow, 1...2...3,were down to two and they deserve to be here,they have put their fuckin lives on the line, their busted wide open,and their still tryin to get up

Money: Ah shit, Crown Royal crawl over then grabs the gun out of Mustafa's limp hand and shoves it in his pocket but wait a second its Chris Heid with bolt cutters.

Tone: He's not stupid either, he cut the electricity off first, and now he's in the cell,Crown Royals shit outa luck

Money: Chris Heid swings those bolt cutters.. Chris heid nailed Crown Royal

Tone: He pulls TDk on top of Crown Royal and walks away, 1..2...3..

Kid Money: OH FUCK NO, I'll be right back cuz it ain't endin like that, not on my fuckin card

(Kid Money rips his headset off and makes his way to the back as fast as his crutches can carry him)

Tone: Well i guess its not over, I'm the commish and i agree with Money

(Kid Money catches TDK before he leaves the cell)

Kid Money: TDK you get your ass back in that cell right now or not only will you not get the title shot, but do you remember a little match you lost to me where if i won you had to change your name, i'll make you change it, NOW GET THE FUCK BACK IN THERE!!!

( TDk grabs Kid Money by the neck but crown Royal hits him in the back of the head with a chair, TDK goes down on all fours and Kid Money breaks one of his crutches over his back, then the slowly makes his way back to the ring on on crutch )

Tone: Crown Royal with the pin, 1....2...Oh my god at the las second he got the shoulder up, Crown Royal grabs a ladder and tosses it on top of the cell, then he tosses the last two barbed wire tables up there and climbs it, i've seen this some where before, TDk gets up and looks around for CR,then he sees him, its gut check time, do you have the Hart TDK,yes,TDK starts to climb the barbed wire cell gettin slice the whole way up just like Crown Royal was. Crown Royal has stacked both the barbed wire tables and set the ladder up

(Kid Money makes it back to the announce table and gets the headset on)

Kid Money: TDk makes it to the top and is met with boots,shit low blow by that little pussy TDK,he puts Crown Royal on his shoulder and sits him on the top of the ladder,that little pussy has it won,i don't even want to watch this fuckin bullshit anymore

Tone: TDk goes for a frakinsteiner,no reversed by Crown Royal, power bomb through two barbed wire tables,and they fall through the cell

Kid Money: FUCK YEAH, Crown Royal lands on top of TDK, 1....2....3,Crown Royal and TDK may be out cold but Crown Royal is a winner while TDK is still a loser

WINNER = CROWN ROYAL
( The camera cuts back to the arena where the ropes have been replaced with barbed wire and broken glass has been spread across the ring, ref Slezy D comes runnin out and enters the ring, then he grabs a mic )

MAIN EVENT
T-MONEY -vs- "THE IMMORTAL" CHRIS HEID
Slezy D: Shit ring music and intros, get the fuck down here and do this

( Slezy Drops the mic, as T Money walks down to the ring )

Kid Money: Well T Money is waitin,and here comes the guy who might have to go one on one with Crown Royal

Tone: Well here we go the main event, T Money with a suplex on Heid as soon as he gets in the ring, that didn't work out to well, they both just got glass stuck in their backs,look at all that blood

Kid Money: Can i set up some fuckin matches or what, Heid with a Irsih whip on T Money, T Money hits the barbed wire and spills over the top rope, two fuckin moves and Tmoneys alread tore up and bloody

Tone: Heid gets out of the ring and rolls T Money back in the ring, then climbs the top rope, heid goes for a splah but T Money rolls out of the way

Kid Money: Belly Full of glass,the both make their way to their feet slowly, T Money......THAT SON OF A FUCKIN bitch!!

Tone: T Moneys got hit the Amityville Horror on immortal, 1...2... no he kicked out,they get back to their feet and its T Money with The Million Dollar Dream on Heid,Heids tappin, but Kid Moey just signaled somethin to Slezy D,Slezy D grabs T money, Power Bomb on the glass, then he pulls Heid on top, 1.2.3. fast count, fast count, what was that all about Kid

WINNER = "THE IMMORTAL" CHRIS HEID
( Kid money drops his headset and gets a mic, then slowly gets in the rinng on one crutch )

Kid Money: HEY T MONEY, BEAT ME IF YOU CAN, SURVIVE IF I LET YOU, around here we don't steal shit, takin the Million Dollar Dream and The Amityville Horror was the last straw, SO FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

( Kid Money spits on T Money as the camera fades to black )

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