Main Event
"The Immortal" Chris Heid -vs- Top Dollar Kid
Hell In A Cell / Weapons Match
The camera zooms in on the cell which stands in the middle of the arena. Lining it's ceiling and the upper part of it's walls are a various assortment of weapons. The camera continues to zoom in, then through the giant cage, to the entryway as MC Hammer's 'Can't Touch This' comes blaring across the PA system.
SiD starts laughing, " Don't tell me Jamal's fighting too?! "
Guy " Ummm.. No "
Top Dollar Kid comes walking down the ramp and climbs in the ring
SiD " Oh.. Hehe "
Next, Chris Heid walks down the ramp to the cell, waving his Hardcore Belt above his head.
SiD " He sure is proud of that thing "
Guy " Well considering he won it in his first match.. He should be "
SiD " How the hell did he manage that one anyway? "
Guy " You're asking the wrong guy SiD "
The bell rings and the two wrestlers lock-up.
SiD " I can see that. The kid could have at least wiped Spartan's blood off the damn Belt. How crude "
Guy " You accusing someone of being crude? Ha! "
SiD " Oh, go to hell "
Guy snickers, " Anyway, Top Dollar Kid scissor kicks "The Immortal".. Following with a belly to back suplex!! He goes for a figure four leg lock but Heid kicks him in the face then springs back to his feet. He whips TDK who reverses it and sends Heid into the ropes.. He rebounds off of them and ducks a clothesline from TDK and slaps on a crucifix!! "
The ref rushes over and begins the count.
Guy " ..1.. "
SiD " Kick out "
Guy " Top Dollar Kid back on his feet, hip tosses Heid then starts climbing up the cell wall.. He grabs a crowbar and drops back down to the mat.. "
SiD " Hey, I just realized how quickly they assembled the cell out there. When Darkstalka and Black Widow fought in one it took the roadies like 10 minutes to put it together!! "
Guy " I guess they've have been practicing "
SiD " Hmmm.. Perhaps it was.. "
Guy " If you say Satan, I'm gonna smack you "
SiD " Hehe.. No actually I was gonna say.. Damn I forgot.. Oh wait.. Oh no.. Oh! I was gonna say gremlins.. but remembered they don't put shit together.. They just hide stuff "
Guy " SiD.. You are an idiot "
SiD " What? What'd I say? "
Guy " Ummm.. "
Snakebite walks out with Roxanne, she has her arm hooked around his.
Guy " Ladies and Gentlemen Snakebite has just entered the building with Roxanne on his arm!! "
SiD " Slut.. And after "The Immortal" helped her win her match earlier "
Guy " Yeah, It doesn't seem right does it? Heid's looking over to her in disbelief giving TDK the opportunity to run up behind him and clock him across the back with that crowbar!!! Heid falls against the cage and gets tangled in the ropes.. TDK grabs "The Immortal" by his feet and reverse guillotine's him!!! "
SiD " Heid's really having a bad night tonight "
Guy " You can say that again "
SiD " Heid's really having a.. "
Guy " Oh shut up "
SiD snickers to himself.
Top Dollar Kid drags "The Immortal Chris Heid to the center of the cage while Snakebite starts rummedging under the ring.
Guy " TDK slaps on, I guess a camal clutch using his crowbar.. "
SiD " Hey, what's Roxanne up to?? "
Guy " I don't know, it looks like she has some cable cutters and is.. Yup, she's cutting a hole in the cell wall!!! "
Snakebite finds what he was looking for under the ring, a metal trash can. Roxanne finishes cutting a large hole in the chain link cage wall and pulls the section away as Snakebite steps up onto the apron.
SiD " Hmmm.. "
Guy " Snakebite just threw the garbage can at TDK!! "
SiD " Yeah he did! Nailed him right in the back of the head too! "
Guy " Pretty hard blow too.. Chris gets up and kicks his opponent over on his back then drops on on him for the pin.. the ref.. Gary Coleman.. rushes over for the count.. And the fat lady's singin tonight folks! "
Winner: "The Immortal" Chris Heid
SiD snickers. Snakebite climbs into the ring, "The Immortal" stares at him for a moment..
SiD " What's he gonna do? "
Then Snakebite extends his hand and Chris hesitantly shakes it. The two exit the cell and along with Roxanne walk up the ramp and leave.
SiD " Ummm.. Okay.. "
Guy " Yeah.. So I guess that's it for tonight folks. Next Week's Havok we'll have the Veterans -vs- Rookies match or matches.. Spidey hasn't figured out yet how it will be done. Anyway though.. You won't want to miss it! "
SiD " I think we're on opposite 'Surviver' now "
The credits start rolling.
Guy " Who cares.. RMWF fans still watch us instead.. Our rarings top that show.. But anyway.. We're out of time completly so on behalf of SiD and myself I bid you.. "
SiD " What aout the RMWF News Crew? "
Guy " What about em? "
SiD " The CEO makes you thank them "
Guy " Well they aren't staff.. Just a band of vigilante camera men "
SiD " True.. But that doesn't mean.. "
Out of time, the show cuts off.
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