Monday Night Meltdown 7-23-01 - Brought to you by WIL Double Productions - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/7_23_01_Monday

MONDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN BEGINS AND THE CROWD IS SO LOUD YOU CAN BARLEY HEAR YOURSELF THINK . SOMETHING MAKES YOU FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE AND YOU KNOW , JUST KNOW THAT THE RMWF IS BACK AND BETTER THEN EVER !!!!

WELCOME !!! TO THE SECOND ADDITION OF MONDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN

" This is Guy Mandel with SiD ' The King ' Nasty and the rest of The RMWF Crew for Monday Night Meltdown and oh boy do we have a show for you tonight . The crowd is so deafining I can barley here myself speak , SiD ... "

SiD " Yeah even I have to admit somehow the cracked team of Goldust , Spidey , Scorpian and WIL Double have pulled it off . I have not been this excited about the fed since the old days especially with the return of Snakebite tonight ... "

Guy " Yes , maybe one of the best wrestlers we have ever seen this man is truley exciting and explosive and he is matched up against the always surprising Preacher Man . Also the return of The Bravehearts in a handicapped match against The Immortal making his debut here in The RMWF .. From what I have seen of this man they may have there work cut out for them ... "

SiD " The Flowers of Scotland are back , HEE HEE , someone to make fun of again ... This could only be better if Ashura was here to get naked ... "

Guy " Well lets not delay any longer and get on to our first match .. "

T-Money -vs- Top Dollar Kid ( Hell in a Cell )
SiD " How do they always get these cages up so quick . One minute there is none and then poof there is one ? "

Guy " It's all done by , magic SiD , magic ... T-Money looks ready to go and so does Top Dollar Kid . The bell sounds and both men charge each other ... Double clothesline by both men , now the question is who is gonna get up first . Kid rolls over and trys for the cover but T-Money knocks him off then sends him into the cage face first ... "

SiD " Yawn ... Why would he go for a pin right there ? "

Guy " T-Money now with a couple of right hands but Top Dollar blocks and counters with a qucik scoop slam . Now Kid follows with a pole ram right into the side of the cage . T-Money is down as Top Dollar Kid is whouping it up with the crowd . "

SiD " This guy is cocky . For a bunch of new guys these guys have a lot of balls .. "

Guy " Well during these summer months the compotion has gotten better in The RMWF . Its hard to get notcied so you do what you have to do . If that means risk your carreer in a Hell in the Cell then thats just what you have to do ... "

SiD " Uuuuuum we both know that these two fools are going nowhere ... "

Guy " I don't SiD , I think they have as just as much chance as anybody . Top Dollar Kid still with the upper hand is tossing T-Money around the cage . This is not a wrestling match but just a compotion to see who can kill the other ... And man did T-Money just take another devistating shot into the steal cage once again ... "

SiD " T-Money is already busted open , Top Dollar Kid is not here to fuck around ... "

Guy " Well either is T-Money he just pulled off an awesome hurricanna kick , knocking Top Dollar Kid into next week ... T-Money now beating Kid's face into the mat , ref Mr. Magoo trys to stop him but Money just pushes him out of the way and keeps slamming away ... "

SiD " Is there suppose to be a ref in a Hell in a Cell ? "

Guy " In this one there is ..."

SiD " OK what do I know ? "

Guy " The only person who is gonna get T-Money to stop beating Top Dollars face is Top Dollar Kid . T-Money yanks up Top Dollar by the hair and sends him sailing into the cage face first . He wipes the blood out of his face then charges nailing Kid with a double ax handle then power bombs him to the mat ... "

SiD " Finally a wrestling move . These guys are not gonna impress The RMWF by just bashing each others face's in . NO , wait I take that back this is The RMWF ... "

Guy " T-Money now with a spine buster and it looks like he may have this match wrapped up . Forearm smash and pin by T-Money but Top Dollar Kid launches him off then counters with a flying elbow smash ... OOOOOH DID YOU SEE THAT TOP DOLLAR KID JUST THREW T-MONEY RIGHT THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE CAGE !!! "

SiD " Yes , very impressive . "

Guy " Top Dollar jumps on the outside of the ring and both men are rolling on the ground fighting . This is one brutal match as both men are bloody and tearing each other up . T-Money has just came out on top with a devistating ddt onto the broken cage remains ? "

SiD " Huh ? "

Guy " The pin 1-2-3 and it is over T-Money wins !!! "

SiD " Huh ? "

Winner : T-Money

( WIL Double is walking down a hallway backstage , next to him is CSD and his secretary . He looks over papers his secretary presents to him and nods his head , but just then a door busts open and in walks Neep .. WIL stops and shakes his hand then continues walking ... )

Neep " Hey boss I'm back ! Why are you not happy to see me ? "

( WIL waves off Neep and turns the corner as Neep scurries to catch up ... )

Neep " But hey I am here back from The NFWA to join up with The Corpoarte Stable . How could you have a corpoarte stable with out your right hand man ? "

WIL " I thought you were working for Spidey ? "

Neep " Well I was thinking about that . You see what I was thinking is you and Spidey could bid for my help , whoever wants me more can have me ... "

( WIL stops looks at CSD and laughs slapping Neep on the back ... Then continues walking ..)

Neep " I'm serious , hey , hey where are you going ? AND WHAT ABOUT THE CRUISER WEIGHT BELT ? "

( WIL disapears behind a door locking Neep out . He bangs on it for a minute then gives up and leaves revealing a sign that reads Preacher Man )

Snakebite's Dressing Room
( Snakebite is sitting in his dressing room playing his special guitar ... He stands up and lays it down on the chair , then stares at himself in the mirror ... )

Snakebite " Ha , I'm back and how fitting that I meet The Preacher Man in my first match . I'm gonna show The RMWF that the best Hardcore Champ they ever had is back and that I am still just that , THE BEST !!! "

( Just then Snakebite's door comes crashing down and three men charge him . They tackle the off guard wrestler and all fall to the floor swinging and cursing . A couple of minutes later , after a quick fight the three unidentified men get up and leave . Leaving a bloody and beaten Snakebite on the floor ... )

SiD " Oh man , his first card back and someone jumps him . "

Guy " The question is will he be able to wrestle tonight and who were those men ? "

SiD " Yeah his match with The Preacher Man was suppose to be the main event . He may have to miss it but if I know Snakebite , which I don't , he will be there ... "

Guy " We will get Clive Anderson on the case but 'till then the next match is about to start . "

SiD " Yeah we all know how great Clive's detective skills are . We may never find out who did it ... "

Chad Jefferson -vs- X-Terminator
Guy " This is an exciting one ... "

SiD " Why ? "

Guy " Well its a continued fued from last Meltdown ... Watch the big screen in the air . "

( All eye's turn to the RMWF-A-Tron as clips of last weeks Meltdown play . X-Terminator is shown flirting with some bimbo as Chad Jefferson gets pummled in the ring ... Next , clips of Chad and Terminator fighting outside the ring as Pain and Outlaw win by count out ... Just then Chad Jefferson's music hits the PA and he comes racing out of the entrance ramp ... He waits in the ring for X-Terminator who slowely makes his way to the ring making sure that every one see's him especially the ladies ... )

Guy " Chad runs out of the ring and attacks Terminator on the entrance ramp ... "

SiD " Impatient little fuck ain't he ? The guy was taking his time so the fans could enjoy his entrance ... "

Guy " Chad has been waiting awhile to get at Terminator after how he screwed him last week . "

SiD " Hey if Chad were in Terminator's shoes he would of done the same thing . That lady was harrassing him he had to put a stop to it .. "

Guy " More like he was harrassing that poor fan .. Jefferson with a snap suplex sending X-Terminator to the cold hard floor .. "

SiD " Did you see that skank why would he waiste his time on her ? "

Guy " Who knows SiD but can we concentrate on THIS week ? "

SiD " Your the one who brought up last week ... "

Guy " Geeeesh ! Jefferson and X-Terminator have now made there way back into the ring but it has cost Chad as Terminator lands a low blow ... "

SiD " Well at least you can still eat like a man , HA ! "

Guy " Chad in pain on the mat and Terminator comes down hard with an elbow drop ... Now what is he doing ? He is sticking his behind in his face ... "

SiD " BLLLLLLLLPPPP , Ah he farted ... "

Guy " HE DID NOT !!! He is just humiliating Chad and now he delivers a rigth hand to the face ..."

SiD " Whats more digrading sticking your butt in someone's face or farting on him ? "

Guy " You know you are really not funny ... "

SiD " Like I said I am not here for your entertainment , just my own ..."

Guy " X-Terminator with a side arm slam then a cover but Jefferson kicks out ! Jefferson attempts a cradle suplex but Terminator blocks it and reverses with a ddt ... He scoops up Chad and sends him into the ropes , Chad ducks the clotehsline and wraps Terminator up for a sleeper ... "

SiD " Ahhhhh we are not gonna go through the arm falling thing again are we ? "

Guy " It's the only way to determine if a wrestler has tapped out ... "

SiD " But it never works . "

Guy " The ref checks the arm and it falls . Nevermind Chad said F the sleeper and just slammed X-Terminator to the mat . "

SiD " Aaaaaah good man he saved us all a lot of time . "

Guy " But he had him just where he wanted him and gave it up . I just don't understand . Chad now with a big leg drop . He gets off a pile driver and the pin . "

SiD ..... "

Guy " 1 , 2 , 3 !

SiD ?????? "

Winner : Chad Jefferson
( Scarface is in the building !!! )

( Backstage )

( Stuff Happens )

The Bravehearts -vs- The Immortal
SiD " Heh , here we go again . Neep and Fraser so soon right after that exciting PPV we had . "

Guy " Yes , what chance does The Immortal have against not one but two of The Bravehearts former Tag Team Champs ? "

SiD " No comment I promised not to make fun of Neep and Fraser . "

Guy " Good luck . The match begins and Neep and Fraser waiste no time attacking The Immortal . "

SiD ( Whistling )

Guy " The Immortal shakes off Fraser sending him into the turn buckle but he can not escape Neep who nails him with a double ax handle . Neep with a fist full of hair sends The Immortal into the ropes and catches him with a flying cross body . Now Fraser is back into the mix helping Neep pummel Chris on the ground . "

( Neep looks over at the time keepers table and Gary Coleman shakes a fist at him . )

SiD " The little man is pissed at Neep . I have a feeling he is gonna beat him like that security guard incident . "

Guy " Also don't forget you can buy The Gary Coleman Phone Sex Tapes in the new upcoming RMWF merchandise catalog . The Immortal kicks off Neep but here comes Fraser off the ropes with an elbow drop . "

SiD " Chris Heid is good but I don't know if he is this good . "

Guy " Fraser now with a scoop slam and Chris Heid looks at a loss . He probably thought this would be easier . "

SiD " Surprisingly it is not . "

Guy " Hey you said no Neep and Fraser jokes . "

SiD " Thats not a joke , just a comment ."

Guy " WATCH OUT ! Chris Heid just almost took Neep's head off with a clothesline . Fraser is checking his partner and ... "

SiD " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! "

Guy " Calm down SiD , I know the gay joke is too easy but don't say it . For the good of Neep , the only wrestler in The RMWF to recieve a life time achievment award , don't do it . "

SiD ( whistling )

Guy " The Immortal nails Fraser from behind and then choke slams him over the ropes and onto the steps . Smart move by Chris as he had to get rid of one of The Bravehearts so he could concentrate on winning this match . NEEP explodes off the mat with a big right hand catching The Immortal off guard ."

SiD " No one saw that one coming ."

Guy " No , Neep is not gonna lose this one if he has anything to say about it. Neep now with a suplex then a well placed hammer drop . He hooks the leg of The Immortal but he kicks out before even a one count . Fraser is climbing back into the ring and Neep backs The Immortal up so Fraser can apply a choke hold from behind . Neep delivers a few well placed chops to the throat and chest area then Fraser lets go of The Immortal . Bad move by The Bravehearts as Chris Heid elbows Fraser off the ring apron and takes Neeps down with a russian foot sweep ."

SiD " He is a wiley little bastard ."

Guy " Yeah but once again he does not have the upper hand for long as Fraser jupms over the top rope catching The Immortal with a kar-a-te chop from behind . Fraser now with a reverse snap mare . "

SiD " How is that even possible ?"

Guy " You just saw it did you not ? Neep kicks Chris Heid right in the face , ewww that was brutal !"

SiD " Yeah they don't pull there punches in The RMWF kiddies . Neep split The Immortal's face open with that one !"

Guy " He sure did but I think The Immortal is feeding off he , he just friggen smiled at Neep who kicks him again ."

SiD " I think that one did it Immortal just passed out ."

Guy " HEY , HEY SCRAFACE IS COMING DOWN TO THE RING !!! OH MY GOD SCARFACE IS COMING DOWN TO THE RING !"

SiD " Why are you so excited anout that ?"

Guy " Because I saw him first , you always see them first ."

SiD " Heh !"

Guy " Why is The World Champ coming down to the ring ?"

SiD " The question is why is he World Champ we have so much better talent in this fed then him."

Neep " Because he booked the card."

Guy and SiD " ???????? "

Guy " Ummm totally untrue Scorpian booked and promoted The PPV. Scarface on the ring apron and Neep and Fraser come over to conront him."

SiD " He just maced them , ha ha ."

Guy " Fraser and Neep our on the mat in agonizing pain . The Immortal is coming too as Scarface leaves ."

SiD " Look who is standing at the top of the entrance ramp."

Guy " It's WIL Double and CSD . What are they doing out here ?"

SiD " Probably to get Scarface , revenge for The PPV."

Guy " Ahhhh this match is conusing and difficult now . Alright Chris Heid just got up and delivered a devistating power bomb to Neep and a blind Fraser takes a swipe at the air . On the entrance ramp WIL and Scarface are yelling at each other . "

SiD " CSD has a gun drawn on Scarface . "

Guy " Immortal is destroying Neep as he is still feeling the effects of that mace . He goes for the cover 1 , 2 , 3 !!! Immortal beats Neep and Fraser with a little help from Cosa Nastro ."

SiD " Scarface is still fighting with WIL Double . I thought they had put there diffrences to the side but I guess this fued will never end . "

Guy " WIL Double walks off , what was the point of all that ? "

Winner : The Immortal Chris Heid
Guy " I have no idea why Scarface was out there or WIL Double or what was said . No punches were exchanged just words . Whats going on with WIL and Scarface and will Neep rejoin The Corporate Stable ? "

SiD " And who really gives a fuck ! "

Guy " I'm sure the fans do , SiD . We will keep you updated as we can .. "

Snakebite -vs- The Preacher Man
( Preacher Man's motorcycle roars over the crowd as they explode into a frenzy . He drives out with his wife Wild Kat on the back who drops him off then returns to the backstage area . The Preacher Man waits in the ring as Snakebite's music plays but no one comes out ? )

Guy " Wheree is Snakebite the crowd is going wild but he has not shown up ? "

SiD " He was jumped by three guys the man is not coming . "

Guy " You gotta be kidding everyone has been waiting for this match . He just has to come out . "

SiD " He is probably bleeding to death in his locker room . "

Guy " Preacher Man is talking to the ref . He looks pissed waving his hands and pointing to his wrist . The ref is talking to Gary Coleman and the time keeper . I think Snakebite is gonna forfeit ."

SiD " I thought Clive Anderson was gonna get to the bottom of who jumped Snakebite . We have not heard a word from him as of yet ."

Guy " Yeah he's working on it I guess . This sucks for Snakebite he may get his second loss since his return to The RMWF and he is not even get a chance to fight . "

SiD " The Preacher Man is leaving with his hands raised in the air ."

Guy " WAIT HERE COMES SNAKEBITE !!! The fans are going crazy . He charges the ring and Preacher Man never see's him . Guitar shot by Snakebite and he is livid . Preacher Man is out cold just as the ref turns around . The cover 1 , 2 , 3 SNAKEBITE WINS IN THE QUICKEST MATCH , MAYBE EVER !!! "

SiD " He fixed The Preacher Man's ass but he does not look to good himself ."

Guy " Yep Snakebite is pretty banged up as he limos away from the ring and we still have no idea who attacked him ? Well thats it for Monday Night Meltdown this is Guy Mandel for SiD Nasty and the rest of The RMWF Crew saying good night , GOOD NIGHT !! "

Winner : Snakebite
Meltdown is dedicated too all the poor girls I gave those STD's to ..

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