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| ( As the show starts and the camera gives a roaming shot of the crowd and fireworks explode..As the theme music for SNS rumbles from the arena speakers the camera picks up the shot of signs such as "Heater's A Peter Beater","Double in 2004",and Neep's a Brownoser!"... Now the view swithces to the the Jumbotron where it's showing hightlights from last Saturday's SNS and than comes back to a shot of the ring as the commentators cue in ) Guy: This is Guy Mandell and Sid The King Nasty as we come to you live for another action packed addition of SNS! Sid: Yeah I guess the jobber convention has already begun as out comes T-Money followed by the other loser the Top Dollar Kid... ( Kid Money's Fuck The World blares from the speakers and as the two rookies waiste no time trading blows Kid Money charges the ring and srops both men with a double clothesline off the top rope ) Guy: What a move looks like Kid Money's going up top again.. T-money's first to his feet,Oh! What a move tornado DDT knocks the sense outta T.M. Sid: Not bad Money but look out it's the Top Dollar Kid who staggers the former champ with a super kick... Guy: T-Money attempts a clothesline on Kid Money but he ducks and T.D.K. hits a knee to the midsection of T-Money.. As T.D.K. attempts a piledriver on T-Money.. Kid Money climbs the ropes and drops him with a dropkick... Sid: He nearly decappatated him with that move! Guy: As T-Money beats Kid Money to his feet T attempts a flying croos body on Kid Money but K.M. catches him and falls backwords over the top rope to the arena floor... Sid: But as he reaches his feet K.M.'s headin' for the ringbell! Guy: Yeah but T-Money hit him from behind with a dropkick and Kid Money is sent flying onto the guardrail meanwhile T.D.K. is climbing the ropes.. Sid: He nearly knocks Kid Money lifeless as he hits the flying elbow but both men caught the rail and lie motionless from the impact.. Guy: Now TM seizes the advantage and smashes TDK sensless with a chair..As KM reaches his feet him and TM exchange blows and stumble their way up the aisle than the ramp.. Sid: Yeah but the TDK is charging from behind with a ladder! Guy: As both men continue to slug it out TDK smashes them both with the ladder.. Sid: Now what's the dumb fucker doin' he's set the ladder up and is climbing the Jumbotron! Guy: T-money attempts to follow him up but Kid money grabs him from behind and slaps on the Million Dollar Dream! Sid: T-Money's out now the former champs climbin' the ladder! Guy: Yeah but TDKs waiting for him and immediately puts the boots to him... Sid: As Kid Money struggles to his feet he drops TDK to his knees with a low blow.. Guy: Now Kid Money's setting him up and what's this? OH MY GOD! Ammytiville HORROR OFF THE JUMBOTRON! I think the Top Dollar Kid has finally met his demise as the ref's in perfect position for the count Sid: You could count to a thousand. Guy: 1.. 2... 3! Sid: Is the Top Dollar Kid still breathing? Guy: I don't know Sid but the EMT's are making their way out with the strecher, shit even Kid Money's banged up as he limps toward the dressing room..But the people really appreciate the endurance and athletic superiourity shown by the RMWF legend as they stand and applaud his sheer will and lack of worry for one's own personal well being... Sid: I agree the man hasn't lost a step! Guy: But what's this? Wil Double runs down the ramp and vicously cracks Kid Money open with a tire iron to the head! Sid: Now who's this? Oh Preacher Man, Nightmare, and Angel and all four men pummel the former World Champ as the crowd shows their disatifaction... Guy: Now their hauling him into the the stompfest continues as all four men put the boots to the fallen icon, but who's this racing down the aisle? Sid: Not these niggaz again! It's Cosa Nostra! Guy: As the four members of Cosa Nostra finally hit the ring, the four men inside roll out the ring and exit through the crowd like a bunch of cowards... As Money rolls out the ring Scarface gives him an angry stare but Money just turns his back on him and heads back to his dressing room.... ( The camera view changes to the Spidey's office where Spidey sits in front of a stack of papers with Neep standing at his side wearing a kilt ) Spidey: Look Neep what the hell you doin' in my office again? Neep: I thought we were a team boss ( attempts to hug Spidey but his Spider sense goes off and he sprawls himself out as he jumps onto the ceiling ) Spidey: Now look fucker there's no hugging in my office why don't you just leave me alone? Neep: No boss I'm here to help.. I'm the Starsky to your Hutch,The Shaq to your Kobe, and I'm the Tajiri to your Regal.. Spidey: Too bad you can't fight like Tajiri and why not go see what your jobber ass cousin Frasier is up to and by the way HE STILL SUCKS! ( The camera view swithces to an in-ring shot where Stalin and Hunter are already in the ring ) Guy: As the bell rings Hunter charges Stalin and knocks him off his feet with a vicous boot to the skull! Sid: The commi-jobbers dazed as the Hunter, wait a minute did I just say the Hunter what the hell kind of a name is that? Guy: I don't know but he's going blow for blow, hold for hold with the former T.V. champ, the Hunter bounces off the ropes but Stalin runs him over with a well placed shoulder block... Sid: I gotta say Stalin's not known for his brains why would he give Electric the T.V. title than turn on him? Guy: I don't know but speak of the devil there's the T.V. champ now strolling to the ring with a chain wrapped around his fist! Sid: The Hunter's getting pummeled in the corner and as Stalin attempts the Communist drop Guy: What you sayin? There's no such thing as the Communist Drop! Sid: Yeah it's his finisher.. Guy: Your a moron, Stalin climbs the ropes as the Hunter slowly reaches his feet and wack! Electric just layed Stalin out with the chain! Sid: The Hunter has Stalin on his feet.. Guy: Hunter hoists him up than drops Stalin with a Spicoli Driver here's the pin 1..2..3! Hunter has his first win in the RMWF! Sid: He still sucks they all suck! ( The camera view switches to Holy Shit walking through the parking lot to the arena entrance as Sid and Guy chime in on the commentary ) Preacher Man: We gotta strike these rookies before they get us, maybe this time you won't walk out on the titles... Pig Vomit: Fuck off, anyways let's go see if these ol wet behind the ears jobbers can handle Holy Shit... Clive: Suddenly Steve Heater and Insane Scotty Slam jump Holy Shit from behind first putting the boots to both men than Steve sets up Preecher Man and Scotty assists for the spiked piledriver! Steve: Blah blah blah blah three hundred lines blah blah blah.. Scotty: Blah blah blah blah tag titles blah blah blah... Guy: Heater and Slam dissappear as Pig Vomit reaches his feet and sees PM laying in a pool of his own blood... Pig Vomit: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! THIS MEANS WAR! ( The camera fades to a commercial as Pig Vomit helps Preacher Man to his feet ) Commercial #1 ( Oh I just had to add this during the break their was a commercial that featured an Eric Johnson endorsed blow up doll as the Crusher dropped the slogan "BEFORE YOU PUT YOUR SISTER TO THE TEST TRY THE BEST! LONG SHLONG SILVER INFLATTIABLE TOYS" Hilarious ( EJ your rps are weak and you touching my cards is a joke ) Hell In A Cell ( The camera view comes in after the commercial to the Cell being lowered over the ring and as Johnny Electric makes his way to the ring accompanied by the CEO Wil Double the crowd boos uncontrolably. Than the lights dim and D12's That's How rumbles from the arena speakers as Scarface makes his way to the ring to the cheers of the crowd, as both men enter the cell with Wil on the outside, the bell rings and the match begins... ) Guy: These two have an on-going feud in this Fed but Mr. Scarface has gotten the better of Electric as of late, as they lock up Electric drops Face with a hiptoss and as Face quickly get off Electric attempts a dropkick that Scarface just brushes off.. Sid: Now that Electric is struggling to reach his feet Scarface moves in and DDT's the rookie brownoser... Guy: What makes you call him a brownoser? Sid: He's with Wil ain't he? Guy: So they helped him he did'nt ask for anybody's help.. Sid: What other reason would you be down with the True Corporate Stable for if you did'nt feel like you could benefit from Wil's status in the Fed, are they just watching his back cause they like the guy? Guy: Good point. But back in the cell Electric swings at Face who ducks and drops him with an atomic drop... Sid: As Scarface climbs the ropes, what's this? Guy: From under the ring it's Angel,Nightmare, and Neep! They've entered the ring and all four men are pummeling Mr. Scarface! Sid: He deserves it.. Guy: The ref calls for the bell and attempts to exit the cage but Neep just grabs him and sends him flying face first into the cage! ( Suddenly the remaining members of Cosa Nostra the Crippler, the Beast, and Tone Capone make their way down to the ring with Tone yielding bolt cutters.. As Tone snips the fence to the cage Wil Double runs back to the dressing room ) Guy: Cosa's all here I think the True Corporate team is in trouble! Sid: Their going at it and Cosa's regained the upper hand as the Crippler smashes Angel with a chair... Guy: Cosa's putting the boots to the True Corporate Stable but now who's this? ( Wil comes running to the ring with a still bloody Preacher Man who's holding a crowbar ) Guy: Preacher Man's entered the cell and he's going crazy on Cosa Nostra nailing everyone in site with that crowbar! It seems the True Corporate Team has regained the advantage as Neep slaps the Sharpshooter on the Beast! ( All of a sudden dropping from the ceiling (ala Sting ala the late Owen Hart) is Kid Money who drops onto the top of the cell, as he rips open the top of the cell and drops down onto Preacher Man, Wil gathers the troops and they head back to the dressing room leaving Preacher Man at Cosa Nostra's mercy ) Guy: Money set PM up and oh what a move Ammytille Horror from the top rope! Sid: I think he broke PM in half! ( As Kid Money's Fuck The World rings out from the arena speakers Money heads up the ramp and as the camera fads he looks back into the cell at Cosa Nostra and him and Scarface exchange cold stares as the camera fades ) THE END! -Spidey |
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