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( Mondady Night Meltdown hits a million of tv screens across the world at 8:00 pm ... The cheesy logo flashes on the screen and melts away before The Meltdown dancers prance across the ring .. After there routine , a well dressed , fit looking WIL Double walks out and grabs a mic .. )

WIL " Welcome Ladies and Gentelmen to my new show Monday Night Meltdown !!!! "

( The crowd errupts as WIL continues ... )

WIL " Tonight is a special addition brought to you on Friday Night and boy do we have a GREAT show for you but first I would like to say a few words about my baby , The RMWF ... I relize with me going insane , selling the fed to Spidey and dissapearing for awhile really hurt The RMWF BUT I am back and have sworn to bring us back to the top . "

( The crowd starts to chant , " WIL , WIL !!! " WIL Double raises his hand and they quiet down ... )

WIL " Now I realize we have lost a lot of our big names . Darkstalka has been banned , Kid Money is MIA and some others are busy with contracts in other feds but it has opened the door for new talent here and a new birth . We have struggled with some poor talent during the reopening but things are looking a lot better with the newer additions of Steve The Heater , The Crippler and Johnny Electric . Plus we also still have Cosa Nastro and other old time favorites like Preacher Man and Pig Vomit with us . Tonight I , WIL Double will show case some of that talent here for you and me and the rest of The RMWF staff promise you an even better and brighter future . THE RMWF IS STILL ALIVE AND WE ARE STLL KICKING ASS !! So I welcome you to Meltdown now lets get ready to ruuuuuuuumble !!! "

( WIL Double walks off as the crowd goes insane ... Some people get so excited they explode and others start raping and killing each other . I fare you faithful RMWF follower sit back and enjoy as the father and founder of The RMWF is back and he is ready to entertain , shock and disgust you ... LONG LIVE THE RMWF !!! )

" This is Guy Mandel with SiD " The King " Nasty and the rest of the faithful RMWF Staff here to bring you MONDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN ... Man SiD listen to that crowd they are excited . "

SiD " Yeah they are excited about the return of a crack head gone insane loser named WIL Double . I mean come on nothing better could of happened to this fed then when he left and now people are happy he is back ? "

Guy " Yes they are he is the one who started The RMWF and what gave it its unique style . With out him there would have been no fed and you would still probably been giving hand jobs for money on the street corner . "

SiD " I never gave hand jobs for money on the street corner . "

Guy " We have info that says other wise , Clive Anderson has a special report on it later . "

SiD " Oh yeah ? Well I like to see this . "

Guy " You will but first on to our first match .. "

Pain & Outlaw -vs- X-Terminator & Chad Jefferson
Guy " The match is ready to start Chad Jefferson is fighting with X-Terminator on who is gonna start . Chad has alreay made comments about Terminator saying if they lose he is gonna kick his ass . "

SiD " You see a slow person would thing that WIL Double booked this match to stir up some trouble , get some things going to get the fed moving . Someone like me , who has been here awhile relizes he just had no idea what was going on and thought Chad and X-Terminator were partners . He has barley been back and already he is screwing everything up .. "

Guy " Chad decides to wrestle first against Pain ... Pain comes out on fire delivering a flurry of blows knocking down Chad . Chad sits on his ass starring up at Pain trying to figure out what hit him . "

SiD " He just got his ass handed to him , thats what happened . "

Guy " Chad back up now and both men circle the ring . They tie up , but break it off , then tie up again . Chad gets a knee up into Pain's midsection then comes off the ropes with a double ax handle . Pain is down to one knee and Chad nails him with a boot to the face sending him flying backwards into the ropes ... Meanwhile , Outlaw tries to stretch to get a tag but Jefferson is not gonna let it happen as he grabs a fist full of X-Terminator's hair and sends him flying into the center of the ring . Frog splash by Jefferson and he goes for the pin , Outlaw comes in to break it up and no sign of X-Terminator . "

SiD " He is flirting with some girl in the front row ! "

Guy " Meanwhile Outlaw and Pain double team Chad Jefferson before the ref can restore order . Chad crawls to his corner for the tag but nobody is home . "

SiD " Hey that chcik just falsed Terminator , did you see that ? "

Guy " No , I am doint my job and watching the match . "

SiD " Well I will keep an eye on the action out of the ring and keep you updated . "

Guy " Sure SiD you do that . Meanwhile Chad Jefferson is in trouble as Pain tags in Outlaw and he hits a spine buster . Followed by a running snap mare and a side suplex . Outlaw now with a tag and here comes Pain off the top rope with a missle drop kick .. He wraps Jefferson into a head lock and stares at the crowd with a sinister look on his face . "

SiD " Terminator is back in his corner now . "

Guy " Well its a little late for that now. Chad Jefferson is in a world of hurt because of his partner . WAIT CHAD JUST DODGED AN ELBOW DROP BY PAIN AND ROLLS INTO HIS CORNER !!"

SiD " No need to yell it was not that exciting . "

Guy " Chad goes to tag his partner bur instead he nails X-Terminator with a big right hand , sending him crashing to the floor . "

SiD " Well Pain and Outlaw are gonna get an easy win here . "

Guy " Yeah they do not know what to do Chad Jefferson is on the outside of the ring beating down X-Terminator and they are counted out . Pain and Outlaw just shrug there shoulders and leave as there opponents keep beating each other outside of the ring . "

Winners By Count Out : Pain & Outlaw
" This is Clive Mandel with a special report " Handjobs for Money : A Look into SiD ' The King ' Nasty's past ... "

" SiD ' The King ' Nasty was born Sydney Nastacious in Dallas , Texas to parents Ted and Cindy Nastacious . He was an only child in a poor middle class family who spent his days watching wrestling between working at the local grocery store bagging groceries . Ever since he first laid eyes on the sport SiD new he wanted to be a profesional wrestler . But before he could get there he would have to take a long trip on a dark , and ugly road . His fatal mistake came at the age of sixteen , while emulating a wrestling move he had seen on TV he crashed into his dad's prized match stick collection earning him a trip on to the cold , unforgiving streets . Determined to still live out his dreams SiD turned to the only thing he was good at jerking off , by making money giving middle aged men hand jobs on the street corner . Thus earning him enough money for a plane ticket to New Brunswick , NJ home of the upstart RMWF . "

Some Crack Head " Yeah , I know Sydney , he use to work the corner across from me giving hand jobs . It is a shame he left because he was known as the quickest hand job in the south ... "

Clive " Now being the great reporter I am I did not only go on one crack head's word . I needed to find more proof . So your dedicated and hard working Clive Anderson , number one locker room reporter dug deep into the under belly of child prostitution and uncovered the truth . This took many weeks of sleeping with child prostitutes , sexual favors to pimps and lots of The RMWF's money to bring you this . "

( The scene cuts to a man sitting in his living room . He is wearing a cheap wig and sun glasses ... )

Man " Yeah I use to get hand jobs from SiD , oh god were they the best money could buy . He really new how to pump a cock . Sometimes I use to bring him home when the wife was away and secretley tape them . Here is one I saved , my favorite time with SiD . Now you said if I showed you this I could slee ... "

( The footage of the man quickly cuts off and cuts to a real grainy video . You can barley make out two shadows on a bed and if you used your imagination , it could be another man giving one a hand job . )

Audio From Video " Oh yeah SiD I love the way you jerk Daddy's cock . Come on jerk it baby !!! "

" Come on Daddy make it squirt for Sydney . Squirt it all over my hand . You like the way Sydney pumps your hard cock ? You like it ? "

" Oh yes , your gonna make me UGGGGGGGH !! NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO . YOU LITTLE FAGGOT , I'M GONNA KILL YOU !!!! OH NO , NO , NO , NO WHY GOD , WHY !!! "

" This is Clive Anderson with ' Hand Jobs for Money : A Look into SiD ' The King ' Nasty's Past . Now back to Guy and SiD ... "

SiD " What a friggen crock of shit that was . I never bagged groceries !!! "

Guy " Well hmmmmm that was maybe one of the most disturbing locker room reports ever . "

SiD " That video was not me . Whoever is behind this is gonna get his . Wait until I get my hands on that little fag Clive . YOU WAIT CLIVE !!! "

Guy " Well our next match is about to begin ... "

" Insane " Scotty Slam -vs- The Crippler
( " Insane " Scotty Slam comes out to the ring high fiving the fans , followed by The Crippler ... )

SiD " Scotty Slam better wash his hands . "

Guy " Why ? "

SiD " Because did you ever see some of our fans and hes out there high fiving them , Yuuuuuuck ... It's worse then touching the door knob at a porn store video arcade . "

Guy " Worse then giving hand jobs also ? "

SiD " Hey Guy . "

Guy " What ? "

SiD " Fuck off ... "

Guy " The match begins with a clotesline by Scotty Slam , The Crippler recovers quickly with an arm bar take down but Scotty rolls out and takes The Cripler down with a russian leg sweep . Big elbow drop by The Insane One but nobody's home and The Crippler now with an asian spike ... "

SiD " Aaaaaw The Awsian Spwike ... "

Guy " The Crippler with a scoop slam and now he is taunting the new comer by yelling and spitting on him . Bad move by Crippler as Scotty rolls him over with a sunset flip pin . 1 , 2 KICK OUT and a right hand by Crippler , followed by a big boot to the face . Scotty Slam rolls in the middle of the ring holding his face and The Crippler helps him to his feet by a fist full of hair . Piledriver by The Crippler and he is showing Scotty Slam what it takes to be a wrestler in The RMWF ... "

SiD " Yeah whats that , a lot of crack and no brains . No , thats what it takes to be a staff member , sorry . "

Guy " The Crippler going for blood now as he lands a spine buster . Hooks the leg and goes for the pin BUT NO SCOTTY SLAM KICKS OUT !!!! "

SiD " Again with the yelling ... "

Guy " The Crippler slaps on a head lock but not for long as Scotty swings him off and into the ropes , FLYING CROSS BODY BY THE SLAM !!! "

SiD " The Slam come on you could of came up with something better then that . "

Guy " Like ? "

SiD " Well if you can't figure it out I am not gonna tell you . "

Guy " Scotty with the upper hand now takes down The Crippler with a shoulder breaker . Irsih whip into the ropes now an he ducks down for the over head toss . A little premature as Insane Scotty Slam recieves a size 10 in the face . "

SiD " How do you know he wheres a size 10 , he looks like more of size 11 ? "

Guy " The Crippler , scoop slam and now he is climbing to the second rope . He waits , Scotty is up to one knee , here comes The Crippler . BIG RIGHT HAND TO THE MIDSECTION BY SCOTTY .. Looks like The Crippler waited a little too long ! Scotty off the ropes with a flying elbow then a power bomb . The pin 1 , 2 , 3 HE GOT HIM , INSANE SCOTTY SLAM WINS THE MATCH . NO , WAIT MAGOO IS HOLDING UP ONLY TWO FINGERS . "

SiD " STOP YELLING !!!! "

Guy " Scotty can't believe it he thought he had him ! He is fighting with Magoo , the referee ... The Crippler nails him from behind and is on top of him beating him like ... "

SiD " A red headed step child . "

Guy " Pretty analogy SiD . "

SiD " Ok how about beating him like a rented mule . "

Guy " I got one , beating him like you beat all those cocks in the past . "

SiD " Yeah Ha , one more hand job joke and your the one getting beat . "

Guy " Magoo rips The Crippler off Scotty and almost loses his head by the inraged wrestler . "

SiD " Inraged is is not a word Guy , its enraged ... "

Guy " Oh haha silly me . The bloody Scotty rises like The Phoniex from the ashes and charges The Crippler taking him down with a flying clothesline .."

SiD " Whats with all the analogies all of a sudden ? The Phoniex , oh god cut me a break . "

Guy " You started it with the step child . "

SiD " Just one a match Guy , just one is enough . "

Guy " Savate Kick by Scotty then a ddt . It is now looking bad for The Crippler as Scotty seems to have gotten power from the beating he recieved . He looks unstoppable . Scotty with his finisher Final Punishment Plunge and a cover 1 , 2 , 3 IT'S ALL OVER !!! As ' Insane ' Scotty Slam wins his first match in The RMWF against a tough opponent The Crippler .. "

Winner :" Insane " Scotty Slam
( WIL Double's Office )

( Messiah is fighting with WIL Double )

Messiah " HOW COULD YOU REPLACE ME IN THE STEVE HEATER MATCH ? I COULD OF TAKEN HIM !!!

( WIL leans back in his chair placing his hands behind his head and his feet on top of his desk ... )

WIL " I replaced you because you suck and NO , he would of kicked your ass , the match would of sucked , fans would of been bored ! Should I go on ? "

Messiah " Oh yeah well what makes you think Johnny Electric can do better ? "

WIL " Him and Steve have promise , I see bright futures for those two in The RMWF . You I don't care what happens to you , as a matter of fact why don't you just quit ? "

( Messiah grabs WIL by the shirt but just then Preacher Man jumps out of the closet and nails him with a 2x4 in the back of the head . CSD walks in and sticks a gun to his head blowing his brains out . WIL Double jumps up wiping brains off his shirt yelling !!! )

WIL " I TOLD YOU TO KILL HIM SOMEWHERE ELSE . GOD DAMIT NOW I NEED A NEW OFFICE , GET ME THE FUCKING JANITOR !!! "

Steve The Heater -vs- Johnny Electric
Guy " Both men are in the ring and ready to go ... Did you hear that Yahoo has a list of the top wrestling feds and we are not number one or even on it at all ? "

SiD " No , but thats not surprising , we should not even be number on the top worse e-feds list . "

Guy " Aaaaah your such a liar , you know you love it here . Hurricanna kick by Johnny taking down Steve the Heater . " I mean someone else also said we have the worse cards ever and all this time I thought ours were the best . "

SiD " There just jealous but maybe if we paid more attention to the matches instead of talking to one another ... "

Guy " Yeah your right they are just jealous . We are original and different and they can't handle it . Steve the Heater now with the upper hand with a double handed choke bomb . "

SiD " Ther should be a rule all names of moves should be no longer then two words . "

Guy " Yeah but that was a combination of ... "

SiD " Guy , GUY the friggen match remember we are trying to up the quality of the fed , heh . "

Guy " Oh yeah no useless babble . OK , lets try it out and see how it works . Steve whips Johnny into the ropes and catches him with a crippler cross face . Johnny wrenches his way out of it but not before Steve catches him with a big right hand . "

SiD " Johnny went down kinda funny I think he may have hurt himself . "

Guy " I hope not he has a match after this . Steve picks him up for a scoop slam and is now taunting him telling him to get up but Johnny is barley moving . "

SiD " He seems to be favoring his knee . "

Guy " Johnny finally hobbles to his feet and Steve takes him back down with a foot sweep . Snapmare followed by a belly to belly suplex and Johnny is not looking like himself right now . Steve is gonna go for the pin but Johnny cuts his dreams short with a right hand to the face . Johnny up to his feet now ... "

SiD " Now thats a classic move by Mr. Electric himself , an eye rake works every time . "

Guy " Yes , one of SiD's classic cheap moves but right now Johnny needs what ever he can take . Bulldog in the corner by Johnny then he climbs to the second rope ... He has Steve set up by holding his arm , whats he gonna do ? "

SiD " Nothing Steve just nailed him in the balls !!! "

Guy " Cheap move countered by another even lower move . The ref is warning Steve about his tactics but he just pushes him out of the way and grabs a fist full of hair yanking the stunned Electric out of the corner . "

SiD " Don't call him Electric ? "

Guy " Why ? "

SiD " It sounds gay ... "

Guy " As gay as giving hand jobs for money ? "

SiD " Thats it you little .... "

Guy " ( Gack , Gack ) "

SiD " One more friggen hand job joke , I warned you !!! "

Guy " S-T-O-P C-H-O-K-I-N-G ME ... Huh damn SiD , huh , its just a joke ..."

SiD " Call the match already ... "

Guy " Lets see Steve , ummm choke slam then a cover . Johnny kicks out before a two count but gets taken down again by a flying clothesline ... Johnny fires off a right hand which is blocked and Steve Heater returns the favor . "

SiD " Looks like Mr. Electric himself is at a loss . He hurt his leg and now it seems every move he does Steve blocks and recounters . How , oh how is poor Johnny gonna solve this ? "

Guy " Does not look like he will have to Steve just landed a devistating cradle piledriver this match is probably over ... The Heater hooking the leg for the pin BUT WAIT JOHNNY JUST ROLLED HIM UP IN A SMALL PACKAGE AND THE REF IS COUNTING ... "

SiD " Nope The Heater kicked out . "

Guy " Yeah but Johnny now has him up for a choke slam and sends him crashing down to the mat . Mr. Electric is going to work now man is he pumped up ... "

SiD " Yeah it seems like a whole new life has been pumped into him . "

Guy " Atomic drop by Johnny then he rolls Steve up for an abdominal stretch . "

SiD " We don't see enough submission moves in The RMWF !!! "

Guy " Yeah we need Neep back , the master of the submission . "

SiD " Yeah and for someone to make fun of . "

Guy " Johnny has decided that Steve had enough punishment in the abdominal stretch and lets him up but big mistake as The Heater gets him into a small package and goes for the win . 1 , 2 and NO Johnny is not done yet . He kicks out and storms around the ring shaking the ropes . Steve lands a few well placed blows but they don't effect Johnny .. "

SiD " HULKAMANIA IS RUNNING WILD !!! "

Guy " Hulka-what ? "

SiD " Never mind before your time . "

Guy " Johnny with a flying cross body , hooks the leg and 1 , 2 , 3 !!! HE WINS , SOMEHOW JOHNNY PULLED OFF THE WIN !!!! "

SiD " Oh I can see it already , Steve is gonna quit after this one . "

Guy " Why would you say that ? "

SiD " Just a hunch ... "

Winner : Johnny Electric
Guy " Wait here comes Scarface and Tone Capone they hop in the ring with bats and are beating down Steve and Johnny .. "

SiD " The New Empire better get down here quick ... "

Fuck I ran out of room , go to part two for the end of the card ..

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