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Gary climbs into the ring and the audience chants..

Crowd " GARY GARY GARY GARY "

Main Event

Kid Money -vs- Neep

IC Title Match
Gary Coleman " Haha.. Thank-you, Thank-you.. It's great to be back folks.. But now.. We have our MAIN EVENT!!!! Featuring two of the RMWF's greatest, most active and most loyal.. The Leader of the retired Prez's personal stable.. The Flower of Scotland himself.. I give you.. GRANT.. "NEEP".. TURNER!!!! "

The stadium roars with applause and cheers as the spotlights zoom from Gary up the catwalk to the entryway where Neep appears and begins walking down to the ring, waving to all his fans. After he climbs in he smiles at Gary and gives him a 'Hello' nod then makes a motion to take the mic from him to say a few words, but is denied the chance.

Gary Coleman " And his opponent the Amityville Gangsta and former current RMWF Heavy Weight Champ.. Ladies and gentlemen put your hand together for.. KIIIIIIID MONEEEEEEYYY!!!!! "

The cheers from the crowd grow to an almost deafening audio level as Kid Money comes strutting out of the doorway, occompanied by The Million Dollar Babe.. The audience chants his name as he makes his way into the ring.

Gary Coleman " Now this match is scheduled for one fall.. The winner.. Will claim the Intercontinental Belt then move on to face Saturday Night's Main Event winner NEXT Wednsday for the World Heavy Weight Title!!!! "

Gary climbs under the ropes and hops down to the floor below then rings the bell, marking the start of the match.

Spidey " Both wrestlers lock-up.. Hmmmm.. It doesn't look like either one has the upperhan.. Spoke too soon as Neep knees Kid Money in the stomach and then spins him around for a hammerlock!!! Money with a back head butt knocks Neep off of him then he follows up with a hiptoss that sends the Scotsman down!!! Money with a legdrop but Neep rolls clear then is up and off the turnbuckles and hits Kid Money with a big splash that slams his ass back to the mat!!! "

SiD " A Flying Scotsman "

Spidey " I guess you could call him that "

SiD sighs " No.. The move.. Neep calls it a Flying Scotsman "

Spidey " Oh "

SiD " Dumbass "

Spidey " Watch it buddy.. Kid Money back up sidewalks slams Neep then slaps on a reverse chinlock.. As soon as he's released Turner scurries across the mat then gets to his feet.. Money charges at him but Neep quickly send him down with a shoulder toss powerslam!!!! He slaps on an ankle lock.. "

SiD " An ankle lock??? You can do better than that Neep "

Spidey " 'The Amityville Champ' breaks free and quickly recovers then slaps a Money Belt on Neep that makes him cries out in pain!!! "

Sid " Submit damn you!!!! "

Spidey " Neep's not looking so hot, yet he's still hanging in there and not giving up!!! He starts to stretch his arm out for the rope so Money adds more pressure causing the Scotsman to scream out again!!! "

SiD " Does it hurt Neep??? Does it hurt??? Hehe "

Spidey " He almost has it.. YES!!! Neep manages to grab the rope and the ref gestures to KM to release him.. "

SiD " That's what we call a 'Rope Break' kids "

Spidey " Thank-you so much for the elaboration SiD "

SiD " Anytime "

Spidey " Hey wait a minute!!! KID MONEY'S IGNORING THE REF!!!! He still has Neep in a Money Belt!!! "

SiD " Well he better start paying attention to the ref or else he's gonna get himself disqualified "

Spidey " Yeah he is.. The ref walks over to them and starts screaming in Kid Money's face then begins counting.. Money says 'fuck it' and lets go of Turner, tossing him aside "

SiD " See if Kid Money was as tough as he acts he wouldn't have let go just to spite the ref.. & to keep on hurting Neep"

Spidey " What??? Just a second ago you said he SHOULD let Neep go "

SiD " No I didnt "

Spidey " Yes you did!!! "

SiD " Nope.. Sorry "

Spidey " God.. I cant wait til Guy gets back.. I dont wanna have to put up with you anymore "

SiD " No.. You just don't wanna do any REAL work.. You just wanna sit up in your Ivory Tower while the blue collar guys do all the work "

Spidey " What??? First off.. Wrestling commontating isn't a blue collar job.. Second.. I do a hell of a lot more work than.. Oh forget it "

SiD " That's what I thought "

Spidey sighs, " Well Neep slowly climbs to his feet with the help of the ropes while Kid Money and the ref are arguing still.. The Flower of Scotland creeps up behind Money and gives him a weak double axe handle "

SiD " Well it's the thought that counts "

Spidey " Kid Money turns to face him and responds with a right hook that throws Grant to the mat.. He follows by droping down on him for a casual pin & the ref begins the count "

SiD " Has Neep ever beat Kid Money??? "

Spidey " I'm not sure.. I don't think so.. Not tonight anyway, the ref's made his ruling.. "

The referee raises Kid Money's hand as Neep gets back to his feet.

Winner and IC Champ: Kid Money
Spidey " Which means Kid Money will face either The Vine or Rebel, depending on which one of the two wins Saturday's Main Event on next week's Havok for the World Title "

SiD " Oh Joy "

Neep offers Kid Money his hand in a sporting gesture. Kid Money raises an eyebrowto him then shakes the Scotsman's hand as Jenna Jamison comes out holding the IC Belt over her head.

SiD " Awww.. How sweet "

The crowd cheers wildly and gives her catcalls as she climbs into the ring. She hands the Belt over to Kid Money and starts to exit the ring. The catcalls continue and she pauses then lifts up her top and squeezes her ample breasts together and the stadium lights up with camera flashes.

SiD " Mmmm hmmm mmmm "

Spidey " Down boy "

She puts her top back on and start walking back up the catwalk. Neep hurries to catch up and starts saying smething to her.

Spidey " Hehe.. You go Neep "

Kid Money

SiD " Hey look.. Darkstalka's at the top of the ramp talking to Neep.. What's he ding back here??? "

Spidey " Yeah.. He's kind of early.. He's not supposed to be back for another two weeks "

SiD " I thought you suspended him for attacking a ref??? "

Spidey " Yeah.. When the fed closed though.. Suspentions got cleared "

SiD " Oh.. Oh no.. Then that means it's only a matter of time before Nightmare shows back up "

Spidey " Shit.. You're right.. Well, hopefully he doesn't know the fed is back and running " "

SiD " Knock on wood.. But still.. I wonder though why Darkstalka's talking to Neep.. You think they got some scheme or something cooking??? "

Spidey " Who knows.. Or cares for that matter "

SiD " True enou.. Oh shit!!! Darkstalka just cold-cocked Neep!!! Haha!!! I guess that answers my question "

Spidey " Yeah.. And now Stalka's stomping the crap out of the poor guy!!!! "

SiD " Here comes Kid Money!!! Hehe!! Boot party for Neep!!! "

Spidey " Man.. Someone get security!!! Hey wait a minute.. Kid Money slams into Darkstalka and knocks him to the ground!!!! He gives him an elbow drop as Neep gets back up "

SiD " Now they're just yelling at each other.. KEEP FIGHTING GUYS!!!! "

Spidey " Darkstalka takes a step back then turns and walks through the exit "

SiD " So much for that.. Why'd Money help Neep though???? What's up with that??? "

Spidey " Beats the hell out of me "

SiD " Can I??? "

Spidey " Huh??? "

SiD " Nothin "

Spidey " Yeah.. So anyway folks this concludes the.. "

All of a sudden the skies grow dark and the air booms with thunder. Thw winds pick up as lightning flashes across the sky.

SiD " What the hell??? "

A sharp bolt of lightnig cuts through the air and strikes the center of the ring. Smoke and flames arise from the it's wreckage.

SiD " Jesus Christ!!! Thatshit could hae killed us!!!! What's up with this crazy Norweigen weather???? "

From the smoke and flames an enormously tall and muscular man steps out. He has long hair and beard, both with occasional braids in them, is wearing a cape made of animal hide, a silver winged war helm and brandishing a short handled war hammer.

SiD " Who the fuck is that???? "

Spidey " Shhhh!!! "

SiD " Hey asshole you destroyed our ring!!!! "

Spidey " Quiet SiD!!!! Don't piss him off!!!! "

The hulking man peers across the audeince who oddly enough have all fallen to their knees and bowed their heads. He looks in the direction of theannouncer's table and then begins to speak, in such a booming voice, hat he needs no microphone.

Man " WHO DOTH BRINGEST THESE FOUL INNOBLE BATTLES TO MY LAND??? "

SiD looks around nervously and point to Spider-Man.

SiD " Him.. He did it "

Spidey " Thanks alot pal "

Man " DOTH WHAT THE SNIVLING SAY BE TRUE??? OH MASKED ONE "

Spidey " Yeah "

A look of deep ponderance crosses the masive viking's face.

Man " YOU'RE MEN DO NOT FIGHT WITH THE HEART OF ODIN NOR FOR THAT OF KITH OR KIN.. FOR WHICH IS IT THEN DO YOU FIGHT??? "

Spidey " Ummm... Sport??? "

Man " SPORT???? HAHAHA!!! SPLENDID!!!! I DOTH WISH TO PARTAKE IN THIS SPORT OF YOURS "

The crowd gasps in disbelief.

Spidey " Ummm.. Sure "

Man " THEN WHO SHALT THY FIGHT MORTAL???? THOU???

Spidey " Ummm.. No "

SiD " Pussy.. Fight him "

Spidey " Why dont you??? "

Man " WELL??? "

Spidey " Come over here and we'll figure something out "

Man " ALRIGHT I SHALL DO SO "

The Viking walks to the announcer's table and squats beside Spider-man.

Spidey " Your name is I presume.. "

Man " THOR, SON OF ODIN "

SiD " The thunder God??? "

Spidey " I thought so.. Well let me wrap up this sho then we'll talk "

Thor " ALRIGHT.. BUT MAKE IT FAST MORTAL "

Spidey " Okay.. This marks the end of the triumphant return of Havok and with it the RMWF.. Be sure to check out Saturday Night Special in just a few short days.. Hopefully Guy Mandell will be back by then.. "

SiD " You can say that again.. Thing's are too weird when your around "

Spidey " Well there's nothing else left to say folks other than 'goodnight' so.. Good Night "

The credits roll as Spider-Man and Thor stand up and begin discussing Thor's place in the RMWF. They walk away leaving SiD at the table and then the picture fades to black.

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