Saturday Night Special 6-30-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/6_30_01_Saturday_Night

" Well good evening everybody and welcome to another fine episode of Saturday Night Special!! I think from now onwe're just going to refer to it as 'SNS' because 'Saturady Night Special sounds kind of.. Well.. Stupid "

SiD " I've been telling them that all along but would they listen to me?? "

Guy " Well no one ever listens to you SiD.. But anyway.. I am Guy Mandell and tat's SiD 'The King' Nasty.. We're coming to you from the Metrodome in Miami, Florida. Tonight we have a pretty bg show for you.. Four matches, one of which is for the TV Title "

SiD " Yeah, the new Commisioner against a commie.. Gee I wounder who'll win "

Guy " Can the sarcasm SiD, just cause Tone Capone is the commisioner doesn't mean he will win "

SiD " Yeah yeah yeah.. We'll see "

Suddenly 'Mama Said Knock You Out' by LL Cool J hits the PA as Jamal walks out.

SiD " What the hell is this crap?? He's not scheduled to fight tonight!!! "

Guy " I don' know, but he's coming our way "

SiD " Great "

Jamal " Sup whiteboys?? I gots something for ya's.. S'from the boss "

He hands Guy a slip of paper. Guy looks it over.

SiD " Well?? What's it say?? "

Guy " It says that Big Bo took an unexpected leave of absence from the fed for five days and will not be able to attend his match "

SiD " What?? What a puss "

Jamal walks over to the ring and starts looking under it.

SiD " What's he looking for?? "

Guy shrugs his shoulders " The memo also says that the second match for tonight is canceled because no one has heard from either Titan or Harley Quinn "

SiD " Damn.. It keeps getting better and better. It say anything else?? "

Guy " It says that you are a faggot "

SiD " Fuck you!!! "

Guy chuckles and hands SiD the memo. He reads it over.

SiD " Spidey's a prick!! "

Guy " Well look at it this way.. You'll get to go home earlier "

SiD grins, " Yeah.. Spidey's still a dick though "

Jamal pulls a steel chair out from under it then returns to the announcer's table.

SiD " He's better not even think about.. "

Jamal sets the chair up and sits down at te table beside SiD.

Sid " Man.. Don't you have anywhere better to be than here?? "

Jamal " Nope "

SiD groans, " I'd figure you'd be too embarrased to showyour face for awhile after the PPV that was earlier today "

Jamal " Whatchoo mean?? I kicked ass!!! "

SiD " Ummm.. No you didn't "

Jamal " THE HELL I DIDN'T!!! "

Guy leans over to SiD and whispers something in his ear. SiD smirks.

SiD " Oh yeah.. My mistake. Yeah you were awsome out there his afternoon "

Jamal " Ya damn skippy!!! "

Guy " Now though lets get on to our third and first match of the evening shall we??? "

Jamal " Lets' do it!! "

Johny Electric -vs- Venom
'Criminal' by Eminem blasts over the PA system and out walks Venom. The crowd cheer his name as he struts down to the ramp. As he climbs into he ring, the lights fall short and his music subsides. The sound of thunder rumbles across the PA, then charges of electricity erupt along the along the sides of the ramp and up to meet, then cover the entryway door. Johny Electric appears at the door which is eluminated by the arc of electricity. He walks down the ramp, that is also glowing with electricity, to the ring.

Jamal " Damn!! That dude got it goin on!! "

SiD " I wonder how much power that cheasy entrance cost "

Guy " Do you really?? "

SiD looks over to Guy, " Shut up "

The bell rings and the two wrestlers lock-up.

Guy " They lock-up.. Venom slams Johny's head down to meet his knee then gives him a short-armed clothesline!! Venom slaps on a.. JE kicks him in the face and leaps to his feet!! Johny whips Venom into the turnbuckle then charges and nails him with a shoulder block.. He sets Venom atop the buckles. And a monkey flip which sends him center ring!!! JE runs up the turnbuckle and dives off with a flying elbow.. But Venom slides clear!!! "

SiD snickers.

Guy " Johny's cupping his elbow as Venom gets up and stomps him in the head!!! He picks him up.. And sends him back down, via a sidewal slam!!! Venom again picking JE up.. This time with a piledriver!!! "

Jamal " Damn that whiteboy got skills!! "

SiD " Not really.. Johny.. With ONE 'n'.. Electric just sucks "

Jamal " True "

Guy " He doesn't suck guys.. Look.. He's got Venom in a figure four.. See.. He can wrestle "

SiD " Why are you sticking up for him?? You think he's sexy or something??? "

Jamal busts out laughing, " Awww snap!! He done cut yo ass good!!! "

Guy sighs " JE whips Venom.. Venom reverses it though and sends Johny into the ropes.. Johny springs back at him and tries to clothesline his opponent but Venom ducks.. Johny again off the ropes and Venom 'leap frog's' over him and Johny goes against and off the ropes a third time.. "

SiD " BORING "

Guy " Johny with a crucifix!!! Wait.. Venom reverses it to an atomic drop!!! Venom drops down on him for the pin!!! "

The ref rushes over and begins the count.

Jamal " Lemmie count!! Lemmie count!! 1..2.. "

SiD " A kick out!!! "

Jamal " Hey!!! "

Guy " Johny slowly gets back to his feet then Venom with a bulldog feeds him the mat yet again!!! Venom follows up with a head lock!!! "

The ref moves in closer to the two wrestlers then yells at Venom. He who releases his opponent and begins yelling back at the ref.

SiD " I guess the ref thought it was a choke hold "

Guy " I guess.. Venom's arguing with the ref though over it.. Which is giving Johny Electric the much needed time to catch his breath.. He's climbing up the turnbuckle.. Venom turns just as JE lands a missle dropkick from the buckles!!! Venom hits the mat hard!!! Johny goes for a pin!!! "

Jamal " I got it!! 1.. "

SiD " He kicks out!! "

Jamal " Man!! Cut that shit out!!! "

SiD " Ooooh... Soo-rry "

Jamal " Bitch betta be!!! "

SiD sighs relising it's futile to argue with Jamal, because for those of you that do not know, Jamal is severly retarded.

Guy " Venom superplexes Johny!!! He picks him up and then powerbombs him!!! "

SiD " Damn "

Guy " There's the cover!!! "

Jamal " 1!!2!!3!!! WOO-HOO!!!! "

SiD in a patronizing tone, " Good work Jamal "

Johny Electric shoves Venom off of him and the two get to their feet. The ref victoriously raises Venom's arm announcing him as the winner.

Winner: Venom
Guy " Well there you have it.. Without any adue though we'll move right along to our next match "

SiD " Well we can't move on too fast man.. We gotta give them a chance to clear the ring "

Guy sighs, " Well that was a given "

Jamal " Yeah!!! "

Guy " Okay next we have The RMWF's new commisioner defending his TV Belt.. Venom and Johny Electric have left the ring so we will begin the match "

SiD nods obnoixously.

Main Event
Stalin -vs- Tone Capone
TV Title
Since neither of the two wrestlers have any kind of entrance what-so-ever, the camera cuts over to Spider-Man who is sitting in the leather hover chair of his penthouse office, watching the show on his wall of TVs.

Spidey " Sorry to interupt the show, I'll be quick. I just wanted to appoligize for the lateness of this show. My roomate has spent all day and night these past few days playing spades online.. Since the computer is hers.. Well.. You get the idea. It won't happen again though. I'll keep her well sedated, as she usually is anyway, from now on so she won't interfere with the fed's schedule. Future shows WILL NOT be delayed.
"

The camera cuts back to SNS, already in progress.

Guy " Tone throws Stalin a right hook followed by a kick to the groin!!! "

Jamal winces, " DAMN!!! "

Guy " He gives Stalin a victory roll, then a slides in at him with knee to his face!!!
He pulls Stalin to his feet and throws another punch at him.. Stalin blocks it though and and uppercuts the gangster!!! Tone takes a step back and is clubbed with a double axe-handle!!! Stalin sweeps his feet the gives Capone a knee drop.. Tone just barely evades the knee then slaps an arm wrench on the commie "

SiD " Hey.. We had a commie for a Title Match on last week's Main Event too "

Guy " Yeah?? Your point "

SiD " No point. Last week's match, the Ring of Fire/Hell in a Cell one was pretty intense though.. Especially considering the scandel surrounding it "

Guy " Yeah, Darkstalka sure shocked alot of us with the level he stooped to "

Jamal " He sho did!!! "

SiD " Yeah, I covered it all on 'King's Corner', you folks at home should check it out. It's still airing "

Guy " Nice plug SiD.. But now back to the match.. Tone with a piledriver that.. Looks like it came close to knocking him out.. He's looking grogy, but still concoius though.. Tone slaps on a haymaker.. "

Bud Brody comes running out and down to the ring carrying a baseball bat. He slides into the ring and cracks Tone Capone across the back with his weapon.

Guy " What the hell?? Bud Brody just appeared and attacked Capone folks!!! "

SiD " Looks like Tone got a taste of his own medicine "

Jamal " Huh?? "

SiD sighs, " Tone always fights dirty like that. Him and his boy Scarface are always jumping someone "

Jamal " Oh. So what's wrong with that?? "

SiD " Well, nothing "

Jamal " Then why'd you say that?? "

SiD sighs again, " Forget it "

Guy " Brody is choking Tone from behind with the baseball bat while Stalin is repeatedly punching our new commisioner in the stomach!!! Bud releases him and Stalin sends Tone down with a neckbreaker!!! The two start stomping the already bloody Capone!!! "

SiD " That's fucked up that the fed's ref's aren't even loyal to the staff "

Guy " Huh?? What do you mean?? And where IS the ref in all of this anyway?? "

SiD " Look "

SiD points over to the entry ramp, where the ref is counting a handful of cash.

Guy " Damn. That IS fucked up.. "

SiD " I guess there's no chance of Capone winning this match then huh?? "

Guy shrugs his shoulders " Who knows.. Looks like the ref's done counting his money though, cause he's returning to the ring "

The ref discretely stuffs his wad of cash into his pocket then starts yelling Bud Brody. He stops pounding Capone with the bat and climbs out of the ring.

SiD " Those two are lucky as shit that Scarface hasn't gotten back from where the PPV was at.. If he was, they'd be dead right now "

Guy " Yeah they would "

SiD " When he DOES get back though.. "

Guy " I know.. Shit's gonna be ugly.. Anyway though, the match. Stalin pulls the battered Tone Capone to his feet.. Tone's a little wobbely though.. With a smile Stalin gives Tone an uppercut which drops him like a ton of bricks!!! There's the cover "

Jamal " 1.. 2.. 2 & 1/2.. "

SiD raises an eyebrow at Jamal.

Jamal " 3!!! "

Guy " That's it.. Looks like The commisioner won't be taking the Belt back home with him "

Winner and New TV Champ: Stalin
Ring girl Jenna Jameson walks out to the ring in a thong bikini, waving the TV Belt over her head. The crowd cheers and whistles at her as she climbs into the ring and hands the Belt over to Stalin. Johny Electric then walks out and makes his way to the ring carrying a microphone.

SiD " Now what??? "

Jamal " He got his ass kicked before "

SiD " We know Jamal.. We know "

Stalin takes the mic from Johny.

Stalin " Wow!! I can't beleive I won!! Well, that's not true really.. I never doubted that I'd win for a second. This Belt though.. I really don't want. Which is why I'm giving it over to my new stable-mate, Johny Electric "

SiD " What?!?! "

Jamal " That cracka's dumb "

Stalin hands Johny the TV Belt and he puts it over his shoulder. He take the mic back.

Johny Electric " There's a new stable in town folks, apropriatly named the NEW EMPIRE. We are only three strong at the time but as you can see, we are plenty strong enough!!! "

The crowd cheers with uncertainty as Stalin and Johny flex their muscles and sneer.

SiD " O-K.. "

The two wrestlers climb out of the ring and up the ramp. Jenna walks over to Tone and kneels down beside him and wipes the blood off of his face.

Guy " Well that was weird.. Stalin gave away the Belt he just won "

Jamal " Stupid if you ask me "

Guy " Maybe.. But regardless, this concludes our show. Next SNS and all those here-after will be run by Tone Capone out there. Asuming he recovers from the brutal beating he recived out ther tonight "

SiD " I smell trouble "

Jamal sniffs the air around him.

Guy " Anyway though be sure to tune into this week's Havok in just a few short days.. The episode will showcase all of our new wrestler's talents.. "

SiD " Ha!! "

Guy " Yeah, okay.. So on behalf of SiD and myself.. "

Jamal " And me!! "

Guy " ..And Jamal.. Good Night!! "

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