Saturday Night Special 6-16-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/6_16_01_Saturday_Night

" Welcome once again to another episode of Saturday Night Special. The second, in fact. We're coming to you live from the Rex Plex Ciniplex in Newark New Jersey "

SiD " We're running out of places that will allow us to do shows. This is a skate park "

Guy " Yeah. Tonight though we have a Hardcore Rumble for the Hardcore Belt. We also have a match featuring the Prez, which the Vice-Prez is special ref for. That all comes later on though. Right now we have newcomer, Johny Electric up against the resently wounded Venom "

Johny Electric -vs- Venom
P.O.D. hits the PA and Johny Electric walks out and to the ring. His music is then replaced by 'Criminal' by Eminem. Venom walks out and limps down to the ring.

Guy " Wow, I can't beleive Venom's gonna fight after having just gotten shot in the leg three days ago!! He's either really tough or really stupid "

SiD " Probably both "

Guy " Well either way he charges after Johny at the bell and the two lock-up.. Venom gives JE a neckbreaker then applies an arm-wrench "

SiD " You think 'Johny' Electric lives in a trailor park?? "

Guy " Ummm.. Why on Earth do you ask that?? "

SiD " Because.. He doesn't know how to spell his own name. It's Johnny, with two 'n's not 'Johny' "

Guy " Oh.. I don't know. It's kind of like spelling Sid with a capitol 'd' "

SiD " Your point?? "

Guy " No point. JE has Venom on the ground and is stomping his injured leg.. I think he must have busted open the stitches cause blood's seamping though Venom's jeans.. Vnom grabs Johny's foot though and pulls him to the mat!! He slaps on a Mexican surfboard.. "

SiD starts cackeling, " Mexican surfboard!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! "

Guy " It's not that funny SiD "

SiD " Sure it is hehe "

Guy " Anyway, Venom tosses Johny aside then goes off the ropes.. JE gets back to hs feet just in time to be brought back down by a clothesline.. Venom gives him an elbow drop, then slaps on a stump puller. JE seem to be getting his ass kicked tonight "

SiD " Yeah he does, and by a cripple no less "

Guy " Johny just tapped out!!! "

Winner: Venom
SiD " Damn, I didn't expect that "

Guy " Me either. I guess he just wasn't ready for his first match yet "

SiD " Guess not "

Guy " Oh well. Now though we have a rematch Kid Kraker wanted against the Prez "

SiD " Rematch?? When did they fight the first time?? "

Guy " Well, they didn't fight. Goldust said "I'm booking a match for us in 3 seconds", waited then won cause Kraker didn't show up "

SiD " How freaking cheap!! "

Guy " Yup. Thus the rematch "

Kid Kraker -vs- Goldust
Special Ref - Spider-Man
The lights shut off then explosions of gold glitter erupts along the walkway and 'I Touch Myself' by the Divynles comes over the PA system as Goldust emerges from the door way, naked except for a long feathered cape. A small naked boy walks in front of him, sprinkling rose petals on the ramp, as Goldust struts down to the ring blowing kisses to the crowd. He gives the boy his cape and climbs into the ring as --- comes on the PA and Kid Kraker comes running out to the ring. The two stand there eyeing each other up as a techno version of the 60's Spider-Man tv show tears through the PA as the Vice-Prez, Spider-Man walks out an down to the ring. Spidey pulls down the mic.

Spidey " Okay Dusty I'm only here to make sure this match stays legit. If you win, you win. If you lose though, you lose. No ruling changes or no abuse of your presidential power.. Got it?

Goldust shrugs his shoulders and spins around.

Spidey " Alright then "

Spidey steps back and the bell rings.

Guy " Kid Kraker immediatly goes after Goldust and nails him with an elbow punch that send the Golden one down!! He follows up with a leg drop then slaps on a leg lock!!! Goldust is squeeling!! "

SiD " Ewwww.. Goldust just pissed himself!!! "

Guy " He got some on Kid Kraker to who quickly releases him in disgust and gets back to his feet.. He's looking to Spidey for.. I don't know.. An explaination I guess but Spidey just shrugs his shoulders "

SiD " Goldust just double axe handled Kracker and is jiggling his penis in the Kid's face!!! "

Guy " Kraker kicks the Prez away from him and Goldust stumbles backward then falls over!! Kraker looks like he's having second thoughts about fighting this match "

SiD " With good reason "

Guy " Dust springs to his feet and tackles Kracker!! Now h'e stomping him.. He pulls the Kid up and whips him into the turnbuckles then charges him with a shoulder block.. He gives him another one then lets Kraker slump down to the mat.. He drags him away from the ropes and pins him!! Spidey starts counting.. 1.2.3!! It's all over!! "

Winner: Goldust
SiD " Spidey was counting rather fast don't you think?? "

Guy " Yeah, but who cares?? The Main Event is about to start now.. Triple Threat Match for the TV Title "

SiD " Wait a minute.. I thought this was supposed to be an eight man.. Well seven man and one woman.. Hardcore Rumble "

Guy " It was, but so many wrestlers backed out of it it got changed "

SiD " Oh. Well why doesn't anyone tell me things like this??? "

Guy " A memo was sent. Maybe if you'd check your mailbox once in awhile you'd be more on top of things "

SiD " Is Spidey the special ref for this match too?? "

Guy " Hmmm.. Good question "

Main Event
Triple Threat Match
TV Title
Tone Capone -vs- Eric "The Crusher" Johnson -vs- Stalin
The theme to the Godfather come over h PA system as Tone Capone walks out of the entryway and is greeted by an assortment of boos from the crowd. As he makes his way down to the ring, his Music is replaced by ___ as Eric "The Crusher" Johnson emerges and he too is greeted with boos as he walks down to the ring. Lastly, Stalin walks out and aslo is bood by the crowd. He climbs into the ring and the three men start staring each other down.

SiD " Wow, NOBODY likes these guys "

Guy " Well you got an Italian gangster who bad mouths everyone, a communist and.. I mean what's to like about Eric Johnson? "

SiD " Well yeah, but usually the crowd.. Oh nevermind "

Guy " Okay.. There's bell and the match is underway as Capone charges Stalin with a dropkick.. Johnson tries to slap a leg-lock on Stalin but is too slow.. Stalin is back up and gives Capone an uppercut that knocks him back a few steps.. Johnson whips Capone into the ropes.. Capone rebounds and ducks a clothesline from Eric only to gt nailed by one from Stalin!!! Stalin applies a chin-lock to him.. Johnson dives off the turnbuckles with a lionsualt and collides with the two with a load thud!!! "

SiD " He finally got a move off!! Good for him "

Guy " Johnson puts a camal clutch on Stalin as Capone slowly gets back to his feet.. e stomps Eric in the head forcing him to release Stalin then pulls him to his feet.. The two lock-up. Capone sends Johnson down with a neckbreaker but then gets double-axe handled by Stalin, who follows with an elbow drop to Johnson then a vctory roll to Tone!!! "

SiD " Damn is Stalin on speed or what?? He's all over the place!! "

Guy " I don't know. Maybe he's been getting some wrestling tips from his fellow commie, Black Widow "

SiD " Maybe. We have two commies in our fed "

Guy " Yeah.. And?? "

SiD " I just saying.. That's two too many "

Guy " True enough. Oh well though.. Eric DDTs Stalin then Capone from behind with an atomic drop to the kid!!! The commie slaps on an abdominal stretch to him!! Capone slides out of the ring and is headed our way "

SiD " One of these days I'm going to put a fence around our table "

Tone Capone " What are you looking at?? "

Guy " He took our extra steel chair!! He slides back into the ring right as the ref hit a 4 count.. Johnson rakes Stalin's eyes then kicks him in the gut, followed by an ppercut which sends the commie t the mat!!! He turns to face Eric in time to see the steel chair smack him in the face!!! The impact makes Eric do a 180 and Capone nails him again with the chair this time knocking him down!!! Stalin dropkicks Capone and he drops te chir on Johnson's head.. Stalin slaps an arm wrench on Capone "

SiD " Hey wait a minute.. I think the chair knocked Eric Johnson out "

Guy " Hmmm.. Yeah the ref is over tere checking him out as Capone and Stalin keep at it.. He raises Eric's arm.. And it falls.. He does it again.. And again.. Yup.. Johnson is out cold "

SiD " So who won then?? The chair?? "

Guy " I think since it fell from Capone's hand the ref is going to declare him the.. Yup.. The ref's raising Tone Capone's arm making him the winner "

Winner and New TV Champ: Tone Capone
SiD " Tht was kind of a cheap win wouldn't you say?? "

Guy shrugs his shoulders, " Eh, It happens. It looks like this concludes this show however. So be sure to tune in Wednsday for Havok. On behalf of SiD and myself folks I bid you a Good Night. "

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