Wednsday Night Havok 6-13-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/6_13_01_Wednsday_Night

" Welcome once again ladies and gentlemen to another action packed episode of Havok!!! I am Guy Mandell and joining me as always is SiD "The King" Nasty. We are coming to you from the Palm Beach Gardens Ampitheater in beautiful downtown West Palm Beach, Florida!!! "

SiD " It's not beautiful, it's freakin hot as hell here "

Guy " It's still lovely "

SiD " Too bright too "

Guy " Anyway, we have alot of new faces here tonight as well as a couple of old school favorites in our World Title Main Event "

SiD " I'm beside myself with joy "

Guy " I'll bet you are. Anyway, onto our first match of the night "

Stalin -vs- American Badass
Guy " There's the bell and Stalin charges American Badass and sidewalks slams him to the mat!! He follows up by applying a reverse chinlock "

SiD " Great, another Commie in the fed.. We're getting over run I tell you!! And the guy out there representing America ain't off to such a good start!! "

Guy " I wouldn't call two Communists being over-run SiD. I get your point though, that American Badass guy's making our country look bad "

SiD " Stalin double axe handles AB then whips him over the top rope!!! He climbs the turnbuckle and is just sitting there while the ref gets to 2 in the count out. 3 count and Stalin's still just sitting here. What the hell is he doing?? "

SiD " Maybe he's stallin for time "

Guy rolls his eyes, " I think that's the worst pun I've heard all year "

SiD " Shut up. You're just jealous!! "

Guy " Jealous? Of what? "

SiD " Jealous because my dick is bigger than yours "

Guy blinks, " What?! Whatever man "

SiD " It is "

Guy " Well anyway, the 6 count has been reached and Stalin leaps off an nails American Badass with a bionic elbow drop!!!! With alot of effort the Russian picks up his opponent and throws him back into the ring. He slides back in and drop-kicks America Badass just as he was getting back to his feet!!! Stalin stradles him and starts slamming AB's head against the mat.. He gives him one last solid punch before ging for the pin!! 1.. "

SiD " U.S.A.!! U.S.A.!! "

Guy " 3.. That's it.. It's over"

Winner: Stalin
SiD " The damn pinko won "

Guy " Well the American didn't even try "

SiD " I know, but the pride of being an American should have won that match alone though. He must secretly be Canadian "

Packard Jimmy Epson-vs- Kid Kraker
The screen goes black and a loud annoying scrambled buzz plays as a "network test" inturepts the show.

" BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "

Voice " This is a test of the Emergancy Network Burrough. Had this been an actual emergany you would have been instructed what actions to take. Ths is only a test. "

Havok resumes, already in progress.

SiD " You think that Packard Epson kid's related to Buddy Epson??

Guy " No idea "

SiD " that Kid Kraker's Rebel's new tag partner right? Well I gotta say he sure knows how to beat up on that weak guy. I mean Jimmy "The Fudge" Packard barely knows how to fight back! "

Guy " Kid Kraker side-belly suplexes Jimmy Packard then gives him an elbow-drop.. Damn.. There's the cover all ready!! 1..2..3.. I think that's the shortest match we've ever had in the RMWF.. Well executional matches aside "

Winner: Kid Kraker
SiD " Yeah and that's how I like them. Short and to the point "

Guy " Like your dick? "

SiD " Give it up, my dick is bigger than yours "

Guy " So you say "

SiD " Well if you think otherwise, prove me wrong. Whip it out and let's compair them "

Guy " I'm not going to show you my dick SiD "

SiD " Why because you know I'm right? "

Guy " No actually SiD, I know you're wrong. Just like I know you're just saying all of this because you are a closet fag and want to see my dick "

SiD scoffs, " I am not a fag!! Who would want to see your smelly old dick anyway!! "

Guy " You?? "

SiD " ..... "

Guy sighs and shakes his head, " Well up now is the Main Event "

Main Event
Handicap World Heavy Weight Title
Kid Money -vs- Rebel and Venom
The title track from Kid Money's current rap album hits the PA system and out struts the man himself, occompanied by the 'Million Dollar Babe' and the crowd cheers him fanatically. When he reaches the ring, Rebel's video clip of his name being spray painted on a brick wall that explodes displays on the Titan-tron as Rebel walks out and down the ramp. The audience cheers him too, so loudly in fact that Venom's music by Eminem can't even be heard when it comes on. Annoyed looking by that Venom marches walks down to the ring and climbs in then starts glaring at both Rebel and Kid Money.

SiD " Hey where's Gary Coleman? Shouldn't he have been out there to announce Kid Money, Venom and Rebel "

Guy " He told Spidey that he wasn't getting paid enough to do ring announcements every show. So now he'll only do them for PPVs "

SiD " Well hell, he'd only be doing them for the Main Events anyway. What a greedy little cuss "

Guy " Yeah, It seems these days more and more people are more concerned with making money than with doing their assigned job "

SiD " Not me, I'd do this job for free!! "

Guy chuckles " Good one SiD "

SiD " Hehe "

Guy " Well anyway, the match is already underway and Venom and Rebel go after Kid Money.. He quickly ducks a clothesline from Venom but is brought down by a shoulder tackle from Rebel!!! Venom almost stomps Money in the head but the gangster rolls clear and gets back to his feet in time to evade a double axe handle from Rebel!!! Money with a quick Cash Kick to Rebel sends him colliding toward Venom who spin whips him into the ropes.. Rebel springs back with a powerful momentum that sends Kid Money down like a ton of bricks when he is met with Rebel's fist!!! "

SiD " Those two work pretty well together.. They should be tag partners or something "

Guy " Rebel already has a tag partner.. Kid Kraker "

SiD " I know. That doesn't mean he couldn't form a second one though "

Guy " I guess.. Why do you care anyway?? "

SiD " Let's just say I have my reasons "

Guy " Which would be?? "

SiD " I'm not telling "

Guy sighs, " Kid Money is staggering over to the apron where the Million Dollar Babe stands.. She hands him a gun "

SiD " Again with the guns!!! "

Guy " He turns to face his opponents a moment to late as Venom belts him with a right hook, followed by a kick to the gut!!! He drops the pistol and it goes sliding across the ring.. Rebel with a double axe-handle which this time Money fails to evade.. The Million Dollar Babe is yelling something at Rebel "

SiD " Do you think he really fucked her?? "

Guy " I doubt it. He just gave her the finger and he kicks her in the face with a baseball slide!!! That's terrible!!! "

SiD " Attacking a pregnant woman.. I think that's going to tarnish his image a bit wouldn't you say?? "

Guy " Ummm.. Yeah!! Money saw that and angrily snapmares Rebel then kneels down and starts pummeling him!!! "

SiD " Well at least Kid Money's gentlemanly enough to avenge that attack on his woman, even if she is a whore "

Suddenly an image comes on the Titan-tron of a man masking his face with a cape.

SiD " What the.. ? "

Mysterious looking guy on the Titan-tron " I am The Phantom of the RMWF and REVENGE will be mine!!! You shall all pay for following a false profit with your lives, for you have all been judged and found guilty of treason!!! I place a curse on this fed!! A CURSE I say!! You will all pay, yes you will!!! Hahaha!!! Each and everyone of you will pay!!! The RMWF is cursed!!!! "

SiD " Who the hell is that guy? What's that curse crap he was babbling about? "

Guy " Damned if I know "

SiD " Well he sounds stupid if you ask me and if he's a new wrestler trying to create a buzz about himself, he needs to try harder "

Guy " True enough. Rebel took advantage of that distraction and has Kid Money in a full Nelson while Venom repeatedly punches the 'Amityville Champ' in the stomach!!! Rebel with a backdrop then Venom with a big swing sends Kid Money flying into the corner!!! Rebel nails him with a running shoulder block then starts pounding on him. Venom comes up behind Rebel and grabs Money's leg and starts dragging him away from his beating only to slap on a figure four leg-lock!!!! Rebel kicks Venom in the face forcing him to let him go! "

SiD " That's what you get for taking away a man's punching bag. The thing between Rebel and Kid Money's been going on for months, if Venom was smart he'd work with Rebel and not just against Money, like he was before "

Guy " Wow, such an impresive comment SiD. I don't think I've heard you say anything so intelligent concerning a match in months. You feeling alright? "

SiD " Bite me "

Guy " You might like that too much "

SiD " Stop it, you're going to make me cry ", he snickers.

Guy groans, " Rebel knees Kid Money in the face.. Venom saults off the turnbuckle and hits them both!! Venom slaps an arm lock on Money while Rebel gets back to his feet.. He stomps Venom in the head which caues him to release Money.. He respondes with an uppercut that staggers Rebel back a few steps.. He follows with a left hook but Rebel grabs his arm and gives him an arm drop!!!! Kid Money is walking over to retreive his gun while Rebel pulls Venom back to his feet.. He whips him across the ring into the turnbuckle but is brought to the ground by a dropkick from Kid Money!!! Money gives Rebl an elbow drop then kneels beside him and starts punching the crap out of him!!!

SiD " Rebel is looking fatigued. He has to struggle just to push Kid Money off of him "

Guy " Yeah, he could probably use some Gatorade about now. "

SiD " You're stupid "

Guy " Yeah well stupid is as stupid does "

SiD " Just shut up "

Guy rolls his eyes, " Venom comes charging at Money from behind but he turns, draws his gun and fires at him, hitting Venom in the leg!!! He falls to the mat as Rebel grogily rolling around, unaware that Money is now leveling the barrel at his head!!! "

SiD " Don't tell me he's going to execute him!!! "

Guy " Money squeezes the trigger but nothing happens.. He's out of ammo.. I guess he was trying to prove a point "

SiD " Or just too dumb to know how many bullets he had in his gun "

Guy " Damn!!! He just pistol whipped Rebel!! He holsters his gun in his pants and.. A Boston crab!!! Rebel's not even concious anymore though.. The ref comes over and is gesturing at him telling him to let him go "

SiD " Is he going to or is he going to ignore the ref like he did last week with Neep "

Guy " There's your answer, Money released Rebel and the ref raises his arm "

Winner by K.O. and New World Champ: Kid Money
SiD " Looks like Kid Money is the RMWF's World Champ yet again "

Guy " Yup, him and Rebel are always the top contenders for it "

SiD " Too bad Rebel can't ever beat Money though.. If he wants that Belt again he's going to have to kill Kid Money for it "

Guy " Well in this fed, that could easily happen "

SiD " It'd be pretty hard to kill Money though.. He's too tough to take out in the ring and too street smart to be takin out outside of one "

Guy " Yeah, but this discussion will have to end for now, because we're out of time "

SiD " Yay!! I can go home and jerk-off now!!! "

Guy " I'm sure the people watching wanted to know that SiD "

SiD " I'm sure they did "

Guy " Well anyway, be sure to catch Saturday's Special in a few short days "

SiD " What about Freeline?? Isn't that supposed to be tomorrow?? "

Guy " I'm not sure. Spider-Man said he doesn't know when it'll air yet "

SiD " And why not?? "

The credits starts rolling.

Guy sighs, " Because the show has a Battle Royal for the Hardcore Title and he wants to make sure that those in it have enough time to prepair "

SiD "Awww how considerate of him. I thought Goldust declared Black Widow the Champ though "

Guy " Didn't you hear, she vacated the Title. She said she wanted to earn it "

SiD scoffs.

Guy " We really are out of time now though so we'll see you all again on Saturday. Goodnight "

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