Suicidal Sunday 5-6-01 - Written by BS - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/5_6_01_Suicidal

(A camera zooms in on BS in his office on the phone again)

BS:you got drunk and missed your flight,SHIT,it looks like its Slezy D again

(BS hangs up and calls Slezy D and tells him to fill in for Guy)

Bs:why does this shit always happen to me

(The camera cuts to the ring where Slezy D and Sid The King Nasty is sitin)

Slezy D:Welcome to my fuckin shhow

Sid:your just here cuz that little bitch Guy missed his flight

Slezy:So fuckin what i'm still here

Sid:yeah i guess your better than guy

Jimi Pop vs Spartan

Slezy D:well the first jobber match is underway as Jimi Pop is stomping the shit out of Spartan

Sid:Not anymore because Spartan just droped jimi in one punch,damn spartan answers back with a kick to the nuts

Slezy D:yeah pop just got his little buddies popped,now what the fuck is spartan doing a figure 4,this is Suicidal Sunday not some pussy WCW shit,i'll be right back

(Slezy D starts puttin tables and chairs in the ring)

Sid:you think i'm stopin him fuck no,i think the retard is right for once

(Slezy D comes back and sits down)

Sid:Spartan breaks the submission and sets up a table but Jimi pop lays him out with a chair as he turns around

Slezy D:its over now,Jimi pop throws Spartan on the table,he climbs the top rope,and a leg drop right through the table

Sid:he took his head off on that one and the pin,1.....2.....No Spartan kicks out and jimi pop looks pissed

Slezy D:big deal the jobber can take some pain,try gettin your damn head cut off for real,that shit hurts

Sid:words of wisdom from the freak and pop piledrives Spartan on a chair but he wants to make sure this time,he puts a chair over spartan's face and climbs the top again

Slezy D:Leg drop and thats it,1,2,3,your winner Jimi The Jobber Pop

WINNER:JIMI POP

Vic Victory vs Mayhem

Sid:1 down 4 to go and here comes Vic Victory

Slezy D:Gayhem i mean Mayhem just jumped Victory,Victory is down and Mayhem is yelling he is going to throw Victory off the stage

Sid:Mayhem trys to toss Victory but Victory holds on and they both hit the arena floor with a hard thud,by the way why would you call yourself Victory if you can't win

Slezy D:who knows maybe he will when someday but not tonight because they both got up at the same time and Mayhem just gave vic a ddt on the concret floor

Sid:that dumb ass he is talkin to the damn fans instead of making the pin,he pins vic and its about damn time,1....2...hell no,se what happens when you do stupid shit

Slezy D:now,now,there are no stupid acts just stupid people,well vic got some offence and slams Mayhem

Sid:Mayhem gets right up and they fight thewre way back up the ramp,vic hits a neck breaker on Mayhem and starts climbing the tition tron,i mean RMWF tron

Slezy D:Same damn thing,who does he think he is Shane o Mac,vic reaches the top and calls for Mayhem to climb up and he does

Sid:dumb asses,they exchange punches and Vic falls and sends his nuts into his throat but stays up there

Slezy D:Mayhem picks him up and THAT WAS FUCKIN COOL,he just rock bottomed Vic Victory off the tition tron

Sid:Mayhem lands on top of what is left of vic and 1......2.....3

WINNER:MAYHEM

Bruno vs Lightning (First Blood)

Slezy D:Next we have my kind of matches,First Blood then a Graveyard match

(theRMWF tron shows Bruno and Lightning going at it in the parking lot)

Sid:Lightning gets body slammed on the hood of the car but Bruno isn't done he picks him up and power bomb

Slezy D:Glad that ain't my damn car,Bruno grabs Lightning again and trys to throw him into an 18 wheeler but Lightning reverses it and Bruno slams back first into the truck

Sid:Lightning runs up to Bruno and catches him with a swinging ddt,he will fell that one tomarrow

Slezy D:thye fight their way to the locker room and Lightning piledrivers Bruno,shit he has the fuckin coffe,he pours it all over Bruno who rools around in pain,damn i know that shit hurt

Sid:yeah but coffe won't make his ass bleed,but that will,Lightning is beating bruno over the head with the coffe maker

Slezy D:what a damn second Bruno just pulled out a knife,he stabs Lighning and the ref calls for the bell

Sid:I don't think Bruno is done yet,he picks the bloody Lighning up and Dominator

Slezy:Well i think Bruno just proved his point

WINNER:BRUNO

Falcon Vs Blaze (Grave Yard)

Sid:Well Slezy next is your kind of match

(the RMWF tron shows Blaze walking through the Graveyard when all of a sudden a hearst hits him and sends him flying into and open grave)

Slezy:Hell fuckin yeah,thats what i like to see

Sid:Falcon gets out of the hearst with a shovel and hits Blaze in the head as he trys to climb out of the open grave

Slezy D:Falcon just split that boy wide open,that was funny as ahit,Falcon jumps into the grave and drops the elbow

Sid:Hey where the fuck is the ref,what are they gonna do count by themselfs

Slezy D:lets just say the guy who can't walk away is the winner and it looks like it will be Falcon if he keeps kicking the shit out of Blaze

Sid:But wait Blaze with a low blow,he climbs out of the grave and gets the shovel,Falcon climbs out after him but Blaze lays him out with the shovel

Slezy D:my moneys still on Falcon but i could be wrong cuz Blaze just threw him into that tombstone pretty hard

Sid:Falcon just shakes it off as they fight punch for punch over to the Hearst,Falcon drops Blaze with a right,he opens the back of the hearst and pulls out a tombstone

Slezy D:YEAH,he just shattered the tombstone over Blaze's head,its over Falcon wins

Sid:Falcon pulls a casket out of the hearst and rolls Blaze's lifeless body into it,then nails it closed

SLezy D:he is loading the bitch back in the hearst,oh now i get it,Falcon brings out the gas and pours it all over the hearst,then he stands on top of it and lights it on fire

Sid:The whole theing goes up in flames and Falcon vanishes

WINNER:FALCON

Angel vs Tone Capone (Gangsta Brawl)
Slezy D:Next a Gangsta Brawl,no ring just a B-ball court surronded by a cell filled with weapons and wraped in barbed wire,the only way to win,grab a gun from one of the backboards and shoot the other guy

(The match starts on the RMWF tron)

Sid:Angel trys to spear Tone but he moves and Angel gets a face full of barbed wire,i'm glad my ass ain't in this match

Slezy D:shit,Tone Capone grabs a sledge hammer and nails Angel in the left arm with it,his fuckin arm is danglin but he still drops Tone with a right

Sid:What the fuck did Angel just pick up a barbed wire bat?,whatever the fuck it is he just hit Tone with it and bbusted Tone wide the fuck open

Slezy D:Angel trys to climb the ladder in a hurry so he can grab the gun but Tone pushes him over and Angel slams up against the barbed wire cage and gets sliced all up as he falls to the ground

Sid:Angel is out and Tone sets up a table,he throws Angel on it and climbs the other ladder with the sledge hammer in hand

Slezy:I LOVE MY FUCKIN JOB,Tone burys the sledge hammer in Angel's ribs and i think i heard a few of them snap

Sid:Tone says its over and climbs the ladder then grabs the gun,he jumps down and is met by Angels right hand

Slezy D:The gun flys out of his hand,how is Angel in this,he has a broken arm and maybe broken ribs

Sid:it didn't last long because Tone hit that bad arm one time and Angel droped like a rock

Slezy D:Tone grabs the gun and turns around,shit Angel grabs ahold of the gun too

Sid:two shots fire and Angel falls to the ground,Tone stands over him and spits in his face

WINNER :
Slezy D:YOU SAW THE FIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT

RMWF

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