5-5-01 Corporate Punishment ? - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/5_5_01_Corporate

" This is Guy Mandel on a Saturday Night bringing you Coporate Punishment ... "

SiD " Where do they come up with these stupid names ? Suicide Sunday , Coporate Punishment come on .."

Guy " Would you let me finish he intro before you run your mouth ? "

SiD " Too late for that . "

Guy " This is Guy Mandel on Saturday night bringing you the first Coporate Punishment .."

SiD " And hopefully the last . "

Guy " Uuuum Hum , This is Guy Mandel on Saturday night bringing you the first Coporate Punishment . I'm here with SiD " The King " Nasty and the rest of The RMWF crew , hopefully , to bring you a great show ! SiD ? "

SiD " I don't think we ever had a great show . "

Guy " And thank you ... "

The Body Guard -vs- Eric " The Crusher " Johnson " -vs' Pimp Daddy ( Steal Cage ) ( Un-Telivised )

Winner : The Body Guard
Guy " Well on to the first televised match . Its a triple threat with The Champs , Capital Carnage and Falcon w/ Tone Capone . "

SiD " Should'nt this be the main event ? "

Guy " Yes but Holy Shit wants to get it over early so they can go home . Plus I think Kid Money is gonna get the main event tonight . "

SiD " Arrogant bastads . "

Capital Carnage -vs- Holy Shit -vs- Tone Capone and Falcon ( Tag Title )
Guy " Here we go this is just a free for all , no tags really it would be to hard to explain . "

SiD " Explain , they can watch it you don't have to explain it ? "

Guy " Drop it ! Pig Vomit takes on AxX as Tone Capone and Falcon try to team up on The Preacher Man , but it's not gonna happen because it seems Deadman wants a piece of Falcon for some reason . "

SiD " They should all team up on the champs but as you can tell they are not to swift . "

Guy " Preacher Man takes down Tine Capone with a arm drag . As PV has little trouble with the rookie AxX . "

SiD " Is he still considered a rookie ? "

Guy " Squaring off against Pig Vomit he is . Falcon off the ropes comes across with a flying forarm and gets the pin on Dedaman but Preacher Man shakes off Capone long enough to break the pin ! Pig Vomit has AxX in the corner , literaly kicking the piss out of him ."

SiD " I don't see any piss . "

Guy " Well literlly kicking him . Falcon has Deadman up for a power slam and Capone has changed to offense on The Preacher Man ! Capone with a back breaker goes for the pin but Pig Vomit cuts it short with a snap mare . "

SiD " Looks like Cosa has the right idea . They are waisting no time trying to get this over with as anything can happen in a triple tag match ."

Guy " Pig Vomit now working on Tone Capone as Falcon trys to bail his partner out he is nailed by the ever dedicated Deadman from behind . Pig Vomit with a forearm smash then an irish whip into the ropes . PREACHER MAN with a flying cross body as Hol Shit ipliments the double team . Deadman with a step over toe hold slam . "

SiD " Is that really a move ? "

Guy " It looks like one . Now leave me alone please there is too much acton to call . After a ew elbow drops from PV , him and the Preacher Man go to work on Capone . AS Pig Vomit holds him up for a decaptation move off the ropes by Preacher Man . Who then in return goes for the pin . BUT WATCH OUT here comes AxX to stop the pin ... "

SiD " Where did he come from ? "

Guy " Out of the corner where Pig Vomit left him . Deadman alomost had a cover on Falco but he kicked out and turned the tables with a flying cross body move .... "

SiD " He better go help Tone Capone a Holy Shit is doing a number on him .. "

Guy " Yes , AxX was again taken out of the picture as Pig Vomit launched him out of the ring and went back on the attcak on Capone . WHO pulls off adouble clothesline taking down both memebers of Holy Shit !!! He hooks the leg of PM but the kick out occurs at only two and the match continues .."

SiD " Heh , Capone is a good wrestler Holy Shit better watch him ..."

Guy " Falcon jons the attack on Holy Shit with Capone but once again Deadman gets in the way ... Pig Vomit comes running by and takes down Deadman with a running bulldog only to be hit by Falcon .. Capone gets the upper hand on Preacher Man as he takes him down with a rusian foot sweep then devistates him with a pile driver .. The match almost ends as Falcon pinned Deadman but PV yanked him off and exchanges some right hands ... Whew ."

SiD " AxX is back in the ring and now Capone had to turn his attention to him and forget about The Preacher Man ... "

Guy " PM Sneaks up on Tone Capone and rolls him up for a small package 1 , 2 FALCON DIVES but the ref counts for THREE . And Holy Shit defends there belts against almost the whole tag team ranks !!! "

Winners : Holy Shit
( Prez's Office )

( Scarface is outside fighting with the secretary ... )

Secretary " Sorry Sir , The Prez is not seeing anyone right now . He is watching Passions or jerking off or something . I can not remember but he said not to disturb him ... "

( Knowing that Passion's is not on Saturdays Scarface kicks in the door to his office ... )

Prez " Don't you friggen people know how to knock ? ( Mumbling ) Always kicking down my motha fucking door , gonna start making you bastards start paying for them ... "

Scarface " I got screwed out of my Hardcore Title shot and I want it NOW ... You always screw us out of our belts thats why we left last time ... "

Prez " Get a hint ... "

Scarface " WHAT ? "

Prez " Yeah , yeah Jimi Pop and Sparten are here . We will have after the Bud Brody match . Now go away ... "

( Scarface leaves and the secretary buzzes The Prez ... )

Secetary " A Mr. Jimi Pop is here to see you Sir ... "

Prez " Oh Jesus Christ , tell him THE MATCH IS NEXT DAMN IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE !!!! "

Mayhem -vs- Bud Brody ( Last Man Standing )

Guy " Looks like we are gonna have The Hardcore Title match here tonight SiD ..."

SiD " Yeah great more time we have to put in this shit hole ... Well lets get it rolling we I have things to do tonight ... "

Guy " Like what ? "

SiD " None of your business . "

Guy " Well we await on Bud Brody as Mayhem is in the ring ... "

SiD " What is taking him so long , come on ... "

Guy " Here he comes and Mayhem can't wait for him to make it to the ring as he attacks him on the entrance ramp .. "

SiD " Ah Bitch this is a Last Man Standing match , this could take all night ... "

Guy " Mayhem slams Brody into the barricade seperating our faithful fans from the action ."

SiD " Have you ever scanned the fans that come to these shows . They are worse then a Jerry Springer audience . We attract the most scummiest people on the face of the earth ."

Guy " Mayhem still working on Brody as he drags him closer to the ring . Brody pushes off Mayhem and lands a big right hand thn goes looking for a chair ... "

SiD " Is that legal in this match ? "

Guy " Our new ref Mr. Magoo seems not to care . "

SiD " I don't think that old bastard can see what is going on . Look he thinks the ring post is the wrestler . "

Guy " He does not cut it out ... Brody with a chair shot to Mayhem and Mayhem hits the floor hard ... Brody is not gonna stop there but Mayhem gets a boot up kicking the chair back into Bud Brody's face causing him to drop it ... Now it's Mayhem's turn for a chair shot as he nails Brody in the face then picks him up for a power slam ... "

SiD " They still have not made it into the ring yet ... Hopefully one of these guys will fall and hit there head and get knocked out ... "

Guy " Mr . Magoo has started the count now so Mayhem climbs back into the ring . "

SiD " He should of started it sooner , what is wrong with this guy ? Neep's gonna wish he never fired ref # 1 or whoever he fired now ... "

Guy " I guess good refs are hard to come by . Bud Brody climbs up onto the ring apron but is sent back down from a missle drop kick by Mayhem ... We wait as he collects his thoughts and makes another attempt to get back into the ring ... "

SiD " Get back into the ring , the guy has never been in the ring yet ! "

Guy " Brody on the ring apron and is met with a barrage of blows from Mayhem , then is suplexed into the ring ... Mayhem off the ropes now and is nailed by a knee as he went for the elbow drop ... Brody up to his feet now has Mayhem between his legs for a piledriver but the move is not powerful enough to knock him out ... "

SiD " They got to get back out of the ring and do those moves . Its the only way for a kncok out ... "

Guy " Brody goes to work on Mayhem delivering a varity of power moves ...( insert favorite power move here _____________ ) Brody now has Mayhem in the corner and hops up on the second ropes to start beating in his head . The crowd counts 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 and nut shot by Mayhem cuts off the attack early ... Brody falls from the second rope holding his family jewels ... Mayhem a liitle slow getting over to Brody but when he does sends him out through the ropes and gives pursuit as it looks like he is ready to end this match . "

SiD " Thank God ! "

Guy " Mayhem is fightning the new time keeper for the ring bell and he won't give it up . So he recives a shot to the jaw and Mayhem wins the tug of war ... "

SiD " Yeah we lost a lot of staff on that last PPV hugh . "

Guy " Mayhem looks for Brody but the struggle with The Time Keep gave Brody time to recover and Mayhem is nailed with another chair ... Bud Brody now has the ring bell as he climbs up on the ring apron and here he comes . Flying off the ring he slams the ring bell right across Mayhem's chin and The RMWF ring side Doctor checks out Mayhem ... The bell rings as Bud Brody gets the knock out !!! "

Winner : Bud Brody
Guy " Now on to the Hardcore Match . We also like to remind all our fans that The Prez's cards are runningon California time and since we here at The RMWF are to lazy to figure out the time difference , these cards on The East Coast will be at later times .. "

Jimi Pop -vs- Sparten -vs- Scarface ( Hardcore Title )
Guy " This is the match we all have been waiting for . Held over from last months PPV . "

SiD " Yeah they really dropped the ball on this one . "

Guy " In The Prez's defense it is hard running a fed . And from what I remember up until this April we have had the best track record on cards being on time . The Prez's personal life has also fallen apart so we all should cut the guy a break . "

SiD " Whatever he is a fuck up and screwed these guys . So lets get on with the god damn match so these wrestlers can settle this hardcore belt thing . "

Guy " Well here we go as all three men are in the ring . Jimi Pop looks pumped and Scarface well he looks relaxed ... "

SiD " Confidence runs through his veigns . As Costa has always ran wild through this fed . "

Guy " Yet no retaliation on The Prez for the shooting of Shadow ... "

SiD " I guess they are calling it even for all the hits they took out on The Prez the first time they we're here ... "

Guy " Maybe but if I we're The Prez I'd still keep my on them ... The bell rings as we are off on this most anticipated match of the night ... Jimi Pop goes crazy attacking Sparten and Scarface taking them both down with a clothesline ... "

SiD " He caught them both off guard ... "

Guy " Scarface gets up and retaliates with a big boot to Jimi's midsection , then takes him down with a ddt .. Sparten takes the oppurtunity to catch Scarface from behind with a double ax handle then takes him down with neck breaker from behind ... Scarface and Sparten go at it as Jimi Pop relizes all Hardcore Title matches in The RMWF are Hardcore Rules and grabs a chair from outside of the ring .... "

SiD " Where is that posted ? "

Guy " What ? "

SiD " That all Hardcore Title matches are Hardcore Rules ? "

Guy " It's just common knowledge ... "

SiD " Well maybe someone should tell the wrestlers that ... "

Guy " Well now they know . Jimi Pop starts swinging his chair around wildly and the other wrestlers duck for cover ... "

SiD " He better calm down or he's gonna take off his own head with that thing . Troy likes potatoes ... "

Guy " Huh ? "

SiD " Never mind . "

Guy " Jimi Pop gets his own chair smashed in his face as Sparten goes for a high risk move and nails it with a flying forearm ... Now Sparten has the chair and delivers a chair shot to Jimi ... Scrafce is entering the ring with a table as this match is about to get interesting ... "

SiD " Sure looks like we are gonna see some blood tonight .. "

Guy " Scarface and Sparten fight each other with there weapons . As Scarfcae is at a disavantage because his is so big and bulky ... JIMI POP OUT OF NOWHERE DROP KICKS THE TABLE SHATTERING IT INTO SPLINTERS !!! Scrafce looks at the broken pieces in awe as Jimi slams him with a body blcok taking him down to the mat ... He hooks the leg and goes for the win as Sparten will have no part of it as this is only a one fall match .. "

SiD " Sparten really wanted to stop that pin as he nailed Jimi Pop with that chair again ... "

Guy " Scarface gets up and trys to stab Sparten with a piece of broken table but Sparten side steps the jab and foot sweeps Scarface ... Sparten with a lef drop and cover but Scarface easily tosses him off ... "

SiD " Too bad we had to wait so long or this match . It is definatly PPV material as these guys are giving it there all ... "

Guy " Scarface now goes to work on Sparten as Jimi is still recovering from the chair shot earlier .. Scrafce with a scoop slam , then a choke hold which the ref does not break because of the rules ... Sparten having the life choked out of him kicks his feet in the air . Then is an incredible show of power picks Sparten up for a choke slam .. He then turns his attention on Jimi Pop who is know getting to his feet and sends him flying into the turnbuckle face first ... "

SiD " Scarface is taking over the match . As I feel that Jimi Pop and Sparten are overly matched here ... "

Guy " He sure has as now he smashes another piece of that table over Sparten's head drawing our first blood of the night ... Jimi Pop is not finished yet as he sneaks up on Scarface and rolls him up in a total package but only gets a one and a half count ... Scarface teaches Jimi not to mess with him as he gives him a choke slam also ... Sparten , all bloody , comes out of the corner with a forearm smash but it only results in a monkey flip by Scarface . Who then picks up the chair to dish out some more punishment ... Scarface off the ropes comes down hard on Sparten's chest with the chair and hooks a leg 1 , 2 , 3 . IT'S OVER !!!! "

SiD " What the hell was that crap , are we gonna have a match over five inutes tonight ? "

Guy " That was a vey exciting match as we have a new Hardcore Champ !!!!

Winner and NEW Hardcore Champ : Scarface
Guy " Well we are about to round out the rest of the show with two champions coming up but if I may add both are non-title matches ... This is a chance for two new rookies to show case there talents and maybe pull of a big upset . Lets go to the ring as our next competitors are ready to begin ... "

Grief -vs- Lightning ( non-title )
Guy " The bell rings and both men lock up Lightning gets the uppers hand and takes down Grief with a swinnging neck breaker . Knee to the ribs then Lightning picks up Grief . He has him up fro a pump slam and the champ is waisting no time showing Grief the ropes in The RMWF ... "

SiD " What is he the Euro champ ? "

Guy " If you do not know I'm not telling you .. Grief gets off a shot to the midsection and Lightning just shakes it off and comes up with a suplex ... Grief rolls into the corner which comes as a costly mistake as Lightning nails him with a big splash ... "

SiD " Grief is a disapointment so far ... "

Guy " Not with that move Grief rebounds nicely with a hurricana ddt out of the corner and when Lightning gets to his feet a flying head scissors . Power bomb by Grief and a pin but Lightning is gonna hve nothing to do with it as he kicks out at one ... "

SiD " Well Grief shut me up that was quite impressive ! "

Guy " The Grief sill on attack but the tables are turned as he misses an elbow drop and Lightning takes over . The champ takes Grief over to the ropes and rakes his face across them ... "

SiD " You don't see that kinda dirty stuf anymore ... "

Guy " Now Lightning tosses Grief into the corner then rolls him out over the turnbuckle and out of the ring . He's climbing the ropes and comes down with a double ax handle on Grief . Grief is down and out of the ring and Lightning sends him via Irish whip onto a table ... "

SiD " Why is that table there ? "

Guy " So Lightning can do this , piledriver through the table !!!! It's got to be all over for Grief . Lightning flings him back into the ring and jumps over the ropes for a shooting star press and the cover . Looks like Grief is done as the ref counts one , two thrrrrrrr - NO HE KICKED OUT !!! How did Grief find the strength to do that , Lightning is confused but keeps right on The Grief . Lightning reaches down to pick his opponent up but gets a big right hand instead .. Grief up to his feet and stomps his foot as he nails Lightning with a barrage of punches ... Lightning stumbles ack into the corner as Grief climbs to the second rope and holds his fist up to the crowd , who demands blood ... "

SiD " And thats not a figure of speach our fans really want blood . If they don't get it they probably wii kill some old lady in the crowd ... "

Guy " Grief goes to deliver the first punch but the champ has other ideas and flips him out of the ring again ... Grief lands on his back on the hard concrete floor and does not look to well as Lightning dives over the ropes for a body splash ... Lightning outside of the ring now sends Grief into the steal pole then follows up with a knee to the kidneys ... "

SiD " Hey , our ring announcer could use those kidneys ... Only people over 24 are gonna get that one , plus you gotta know who the ring announcer is ... "

Guy " It's Gary Coleman and I'm over 24 and I did not get it ... "

SiD " Well your stupid , so it does not matter . "

Guy " Ligthning rolls Grief under the bottm rope and climbs over them . Only to have them yanked down from undernieth them and slingshoted up into his balls by Grief ! "

SiD " Man this Grief guy will not go away .. "

Guy " Grief with a clothesline takes advantage of Lightning's pain and goes for the pin . It's a one count then a kick out by Lightning !!! Grief wants to get this one over with but Lightning will not let him ... "

SiD " And Grief will not let Lightning finish him off yet either . "

Guy " Grief sets up and takes The Champ down with a bulldog , then comes off the ropes . Bad move by Grief as Lightning was waiting for an oppurtunity and dodges the elbow drop ... Lightning not messing around signals for his finisher and pulls it off with the pin to end maybe out best match of the night ! "

Winner : Lightning

I don't know how this card was so long but we are out of room so click on link 5-5-01 Main Event for the last match !

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