Suicidal Sunday 5-13-01 - Presented by BS - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/5_13_01_Suicidal

in most of these matches only one person bothered to rp so one was not televised

American Badass beat Falcon
( Not televised )

(Fireworks explode then the camera zooms in on Sid,Guy,and Slezy D siting at the announce table)

Slezy D:Like i said welcome to my show

Sid:Oh shut up you just filled in for us and BS feels sorry for you

Guy:for once i agree with this bitch

Slezy D:Really

(Slezy D puts his hand over the pitcher of beer siting on the table,then he pulls out a knife and puts it through his hand,the pitcher fills with blood but Slezy D drinks the whole pitcher anyway and his hand is already healed when he puts the empty pitcher down)

Sid:Hey you sick fuck i paid good money for that beer

Guy:Wait a fuckin second i baught the beer tonight

Sid:Oh then drink up Slezy

Slezy D;Time for the first jobber match,Crazy J and Stalin are waiting to go at each other

Guy:You would know about being a jobber,well anyway there goes the bell

CRAZY J -VS- STALIN

Slezy:Well Hitler,i mean Stalin nails Crazy J with a big elbow and Crazy J is busted open ,what a way to start a match,you get busted open with an elbow then you get the shit stomped out of you

Sid:Stalin may be a rookie but he can kick ass,he may not be able to compete with the top starts now but i think he can go to the top

Guy:Sid how many drugs did you take before you got here,oh well it doesn't fuckin matter,Stalin sits J on the top rope and hits a superplex

Slezy D;Stalin climbs the tope rope and starts yelling at the crowd,here comes crazy j,and oh shit i'm glad those are stalin's nuts hitin the rope and not mine

Sid:You and me both Slezy,now J climbs the top rope and waits for stalin to get up,what the fuck was that supposed to be a cross body

Guy:hey it worked,1...2... nope not yet,J almost pulled of a major upset but the keyword there is almost

Slezy D:man look at this shit,here comes Angel with a chair,fuck this were keepin this shit fair

Sid:well Slezy D trys to stop Angel and Angel nails him in the head with a chair but Slezy just stars at him with his freaky red eyes,Angel swings again but nothin,Angel trys to hit him again but Slezy grabs the chair and tosses it towards the ring

Guy:The chair lands in the hands of Stalin who takes J's head off with it,Stalin is callin for his finisher,KGB on the chair,1....2.....3.....

Sid:Slezy lets Angel pass and Slezy is coming back over here

(Angel cals for a mic)

Angel:We told you it was time for the Revolution 1 victim down and one to go,Slezy D if you ever get in my way again you will end up just like Crazy J here

(Angel drops the mic then Stalin leaves while Angel stays for his match)

Slezy:yeah whatever,he swings like a girl

WINNER: STALIN

ANGEL -VS- DESTROYER

Sid:Here comes Destroyer and he has a baseball bat,he enters the ring swingin but Angel ducks and gives him a boot to the stomach followed buy a ddt

Slezy:Angel grabs the bat and hits a homerun with Destroyer's head and kncoks him out of the ring,Angel climbs the top rope and goes for a leg drop but destroyer moves out of the way then makes the cover,not even a 1

Guy:Destroyer grabs the ring steps but gets them dropkicked right back in his face,congratulations to the RMWF for making another mick foley look alike

Slezy:Damn jokin on mick foley's teeth,whats the matter couldn't think of anything better than that lame shit

Sid:Could have been worse,he could have joked on your lame ass carrier

Slezy:bite me,Angel takes control with a piledriver as they fight their way up the ramp

guy:ANgel gets cocky and as Destroyer gets up he pushes Angel of the ramp and onto the concret floor

Sid:Destroyer goes for a diving headtbutt but hits nothin but concret

Slezy:HA,that mutha fucka just busted his own head wide open and he is out

Guy:Angel isnt finished,he picks him up and Tombstone on the concret floor,its over 1,,,,2,,,,,3,,,,,,

WINNER:ANGEL

SPARTAN -VS- SCARFACE
( HARDCORE TITLE )

Slezy:Look on the RMWF tron,Scarface and Spartan are going at it,Spartan goes down

Sid:Scarface grabs a pot of hot coffe and pours it on Spartan's nuts

Guy:OH MY GOD,his ass won't be having kids,now i will never be able to eat a boiled peanut again

Sid:Scarface with the pin,1.....2....hell no,mr roasted testies kicked out

SlezyD:I heal in seconds but i still wouldn't want that shit to happen to me,anyway Scarface picks him up and powerbombs him through the table the coffe was on

Sid:what the fuck we just lost the picture

Guy:i told BS that being a chep bastard was going to ruin this card one day

Slezy:Hey BS signs my damn checks so shut the fuck up before he takes money out of my pay to give to the tech assholes in the van

Sid:its about damn time,the RMWf tron the picture is back,Scarface and Tone Capone are beating the hell out of Spartan in the parkin lot

SlezyD:Scarface has handcuffs,he hand cuffs Spartan to the bumper of a green viper and everbody knows who drives a green viper

Guy:Scarface and Tone give the driver a thumbs up and it speeds away draggin Spartan away so i guess Scarface wins

Sid:Damn thats gotta hurt

WINNER AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMP: SCARFACE

SHADOW -VS- NEEP

Slezy:Well Shadow is in the cell and here comes neep,he stops on the ramp and he is callin for a mic,what the fuck is up with this

(neep gets a mic and begins to speak)

Neep:Shadow you and all of Cosa Nostra is suspended for 30 days,you won't end my carrier but i can end yours

(Fuck off by Kid Money plays as Falcon,.Tone Capone,and Scarface walk out with mics and Neep is stuck in the middle of the ramp between Shadow and Cosa Nostra)

Scarface:Neep either you get in that cell or we make you get in that cell,we both know you don't have the power to suspend shit so get beat by Shadow or we might take you for a ride like we did to Spartan

Neep:I will make all of you pay for making me do this

(Neep rolls in the cell and the ref locks it as the rest of Cosa Nostra leaves)

Slezy:what a pussy,Shadow hits Neep with a big boot and starts rubbing his face into the cell

Sid:Blood starts to run down neep's face,but neep fires back with a low blow followed by a piledriver

Guy:Neep locks in a figure four,that didn't last long,Shadow hits neep with a big right and breaks the hold

Slezy:Shadow picks up neep and Choke slam,Neep is out,what is shadow doing,he goes under the ring and grabs a table wraped in barbed wire,he sets it up

Sid:but Neep gets up,but he doesn't stay up for long,he gets a power bomb from Shadow who is walking this way

Guy:He breaks the lock and climbs out of the cell,now he is grabbing a mic

Slezy;Neep is still down as Shadow climbs to the top of the cell with mic in hand

(Shadow speaks)

Shadow:Neep get up here,one of us is going through the top of this cage and through that table

Sid:Neep is running away,he just went behind the curtain

Slezy:he just came back pretty quick,its Scarface and he has a gun on neep,he is telling neep to climb the cage

Guy:Neep is climbing the cage and if he had a gun on me i would too

Sid:Shadow just somps the fuck outa neep as soon as he gets to the top and he says its over

Slezy:Shadow picks him up, and power bomb,they both fall though the cage but Shadow lands on his feet whil neep goes throu the barbed wire table,THAT WAS FUCKIN SWEET

Sid:Shadow makes the cover,1....2....3.....

Guy:Shadow spits in Neeps face,what is this a Cosa Nostra tradition,Tone Capone did the same thing when he beat Angel

Slezy:Well you saw the fight now get the fuck outa here

WINNER: SHADOW
(the camera fades to black)

RMWF

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