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( 12:00 pm the alarm clock rings and The Prez of The RMWF , WIL Double , rolls over and hits it off ... It is time to get up for another addition of Friday Night Slam ... There is always a lot to do , what I could not tell you but trust us there is a lot ! He crawls out of bed and takes a swig of the half of bottle of whisky laying on the floor , then of to the bathroom to do his morning grooming ...

( The Prez exits his house were CSD is waiting for him . They get into his limo and drive down his long driveway and out of the big gate surronding his property . When they arrive at the arena there is a crowd waiting for them . Some fans , some protestors , womens right groups , religious fanatics all wanting and waiting or the day The RMWF to vanish . The Prez gets out lead by his bodyguard and pushes through the crowd , inside the door right into another crowd . This time of made up of staff members all trying to get his attention . Problems with sound , death threats phoned in , and the lunch truck never arrived . The Prez waves them off leaving them to deal with the mishaps on there own . Thats what they are paid for in the first place , isn't it . He dissapears into his temporary office and sits down , reclining waiting to start the day ! )

" Welcome , this is Guy Mandel along with SiD " The King " Nasty and the rest of The RMWF Crew bringing you another addition of Friday Night Slam . Once again we have a great show for you tonight . As we also bring you MORE behind the scenes to see how the fed ticks ... "

SiD " This should be interesting to see the staff bumbling there way through a card like this . Sometimes it baffles me how they actually pull it off week from week . "

Guy " Well The Prez swore that title shots were going to be cut back but Lightning wanted to put his belt up on the line and he is tonight in a gauntlet match . We also have a first blood match with returning star Angel , plus our new wrestler Stalin ... "

SiD " Great another commie bastard . Thats all we need ! "

Guy " Now on to our first match ..."

Blaze -vs- Mayhem ( Submission Match )
Guy " A submission match , first person to give up loses . "

SiD " Ahhhh well fuck me ... These matches are always long and boring ... "

Guy " Blaze goes bezerk at the bell . Taking down Mayhem with a tackle slam . Then he starts pummling Mayhem . "

SiD " Who is this Blaze guy anyway ? "

Guy " Beats the shit out of me ! "

SiD " Man I am so hungry we're is our dinner . "

Guy " Lunch truck never showed up . "

SiD " Bastards ! "

Guy " Well we missed how it happened but Mayhem has taken over the match . "

SiD " Well thats what they get for having us working on empty stomachs . "

Guy " Mayhem with a side slam then a scoop slam ... Blaze attempts a foot sweep but no go . As Mayhem clotheslines him and POWER BOMB !!!"

SiD " God I am not eating the concession stand food . Somebody get me something to eat already ! "

Guy " Would you stop talking about foor already ? There is a match on . Mayhem slaps on a sharp shooter but Blaze counters it by slipping behind him . Full Nelson slam by Blaze then he goes for a pin . "

SiD " Maybe he is wrestling on an empty stomach also , this is a submission match . "

Guy " Blaze just relized his mistake . But it is too late as Mayhem nails him with a big right hand as he was getting up . Mayhem now with a drop kick sends lade alsmost flipping head over heels . Here he comes with a splash followed with an elbow drop . "

SiD " Why did we even televise this match ? "

Guy " Because its a good match . Mayhem with a double pump slam sends Blade crashing down to the mat ... He slips on a sharp shooter and it may be over . This is the only way to win the match . "

SiD " Ahhh Blaze looks like a real pussy , he will give up ."

Guy " Blaze is holding out but it is getting harder as Mayhem applys more pressure . Blaze reaching for the ropes but is too far away and there is the bell as he had to give up ! "

SiD " Good ! "

Winner : Mayhem
( The Prez is sipping coffee when he gets a buz on the intercom . It is Neep from his locker room ... )

Prez " What , you made me spill my coffee ? "

Neep " It's those damn people from NBC , why do they keep calling me . I patched them over to you . "

( The Prez wipes the coffee off of his lap and hits a button . A NBC represenitive's voice broadcasts in his office . )

NBC " Good afternoon Mr. WIL Double ! "

( The Prez grunts and spins his chair around to switch on the TV . )

NBC " I was just calling to see if you made a desicion on that contract we sent you . "

Prez " You people are reall thick headed , huh ? "

NBC " I'm not sure I understand what you are saying sir ? "

Prez " T-H-I-C-K H-E-A-D-E-D ! I told you The RMWF has to stay on it's own cable station . We are just to wild for TV . "

NBC " Yes , but all you would have to do is tone it down a bit and we would put you on a later time slot . "

Prez " Ahhh how many fucking times do I have to tell you . We are not The WWF and we do not fake our matches . It's real blood and real crap that happens out there . Plus it would not be The RMWF if we toned it down . Now go away I have stuff to do . "

( The Prez hits the same button he did before but this time cutting off the NBC rep in midsentence ! )

Shadow -vs- Crazy Daisy
Guy " Well this should make you happy , SiD . "

SiD " What ? "

Guy " We have a new female wrestler . "

SiD " Oh really , is she ugly ? "

Guy " Take a look here she comes now . "

SiD " Oh my god ! Blonde hair , and look at those breasts ... Yeah baby come to pappa ! "

Guy " Thought that would cheer you up . Shadow looking good after being shot awhile back and after being screwed on Monday Night Massacre . "

SiD " Yes , first I'm surprised that Costa has not gotten revenge on The Prez for the shooting . I mean they keep saying they want to know who was behind , well who do you think was behind it . It was The Prez's men who shot him . "

Guy " Yeah well I am sure they will get there revenge in soon enough time . The match has begun with a qucik sun set flip by Daisy and a pin but Shadow kicks out . "

SiD " Yeah I have to say things have been quiet around here lately . "

Guy " Who are you talking too ? "

SiD " Myself , now would Shadow rip off this chicks top already . Whats with the thong over the pants ? She should just be wearing the thong . "

Guy " Crazy off the ropes takes down Shadow with a cross body block but Shadow is done playing games as he tosses her off and comes up with a big knee to the chin . "

SiD " Whats wrong with him don't bruise her face !!!! "

Guy " Shadow with a soamoan drop then he picks Daisy up by her hair . "

SiD " You know she needs a manager , maybe I could do it for her if she asked nicely . "

Guy " Who would want you to be there manager ? "

SiD " Hopefully this chick . "

Guy " Daisy surprises Shadow with a hand stand head scissors take down . "

SiD " There you go again with those made up move names . "

Guy " You wanna do my job ? "

SiD " .... "

Guy " Then zip it and stick to your gay comments . Craisy , drop kick as Shadow tried to get back on his feet . Here she comes off the ropes with a leg drop but nobody was home as Shadow rolled out of the way . "

SiD " WHAT WAS THAT !!! "

Guy " Sounded like gun shots back stage . What is going on ? Can somebody get Clive Anderson on the scene , so we can get an update ? Shadow now in charge as we try to find out what the gun shots were all about . Double arm hook take down by The Costa member . "

SiD " It gets real hard to come up with new ways to describe things ? "

Guy " It's a constant struggle . Brainbuster by Shadow and Craisy is not looking too good right now . DDT by Shadow and a cover , 1 , 2 , 3 !!! It's over as Shadow gets the win . "

Winner : Shadow
" This is Clive Anderson with your locker room report ... I was too late to see what the shooting was about because I was asleep in my closet , that you cruel wankers keep me in . I have done some investigating and all leads point to another confrontation with Cosa Nastro and The Prez BUT a third party may b involved . I will keep on the story and will keep you updated . Now back to Guy and SiD ! "

Guy " Well looks lkie Cosa and The Prez may never get along ... "

SiD " That damn Clive Anderson what the hell do we pay him for ? I wanted to know what happened , now we may never know . "

Guy " I'm sure we will find out , be patient ... "

( Back stage )

( Bud Brody has all ready been introduced and is in the ring ... Angel is walking to the entrance ramp when he passes Mayhem ... They bump shoulders and give each other nasty stare downs as they both continue on there way ... )

Angel -vs- Bud Brody ( first blood )
SiD " Things between Angel and Mayhem are heating up as all our old stables are back . The Revoloution , heh , where is that fag Nightmare to be in his own stable . "

Guy " He was suspended . Angel is in charge now . Well the match is about to begin as Angel and Bud Brody are ready to go . The bell sounds as both wrestlers size each other up , circling the ring . They hook up but break it off pushing each other away . Angel now with a running knee nails Brody followed by a swinging neck breaker . "

SiD " We forgot to point out this is a First Blood match . The person who draws blood first wins and my money is on Bud Brody . "

Guy " Hm I would think Bud Brody would be the underdog here , we will have to wait and see though . Angel with a side suplex , then a fist full of hair to bring Brody up to his feet . Bud Brody counters with a shot to Angels gut but he just shakes it off o bring 'ol Bud crashing down with a bull dog ... Angel now trying to kick in Bud's head and get the match over but our fearless ref steps in and breaks it off . Which gives Brody a chance to tackle Angel to the mat and deliver some punches on his own ... "

SiD " This match can be risky because one little nose bleed and its over . "

Guy " Angel flings Brody off and checks his face for blood as none has been drawn . He charges with a clotheline which Bud ducks . Both men come off the opposite ropes and Angel catches Brody with a flying forearm . Angel quickly back to his feet lands a knee drop to the head and Bud Brody rolls out of the ring . "

SiD " That is one place you do not want to go . There are many things out here you could cause someone to bleed with ! "

Guy " Ugh oh look who is coming down to the ring , Mayhem . This could spell trouble for Angel . "

SiD " I do not understand I thought Mayhem was in The Revolution ? "

Guy " Don't you ever read the notes they give us before a card ? "

SiD " No . "

Guy " Mayhem has gone nuts and has been bad mouthing Angel , The Revolution and the whole fed .. So , NO , he is not part of it and is probably out here looking to get Angel . Bud Brody back in the ring as he took down Angel with a missled drop kick ... "

SiD " MAYHEM JUST PULLED THE REF OUT OF THE RING !!! "

Guy " Yes , he has taken the ref out of the picture and has a chair as Bud Brody slams Angel to the mat with a double pump slam !!! Here comes Mayhem into the ring getting ready to split Angels head open with that chair . Bud Brody has his arms up , as he knows this will probably secure him an easy win ... "

SiD " LOOK OUT !!!! "

Guy " Mayhem nailed Bud Brody from behind and does it again as he has drawn blood for ANGEL ... "

SiD " Looks like they had this planned all along or Mayhem is trying to make up for his comments . I do not know which one it is but Brody sure got screwed ... "

Guy " Brody is oit cold in the center of the ring and all we need is the ref to confirm that he is bleedind and Angel gets the win . "

SiD " Mayhem got out of there just in time with the chair . "

Guy " Yes , the ref is back in the ring and calls for the bell , declaring Angel the winner . "

Winner : Angel
" This is Clive Anderson again , confirming that the shoot out from before was indeed Cosa Nastro and The Prez ... From what I could gather Cosa Nastro comfronted The Prez about the shooting of Shadow , and gun fire broke out . No has been reported as hurt and both parties have gone on there seperate ways . The Pre however left for the night and called off the behind the scenes look of The RMWF . Now back to Guy and SiD ... "

Guy " Thabk you Clive and good job . "

SiD " It's about time the little fairy earned his pay check . "

Guy " Well it looks like Cosa Nastro and The Prez's problems continue . Will they ever be resolved ? "

SiD " Who knows , who cares ! "

Grief & The Game -vs- Lightning ( Gauntlet , Table Match for Eruopean Belt )
Guy " Lihtning will take on Grief first . Whoever smashes there opponant through a table first win then they must take on The Game , same rules apply . Whoever wins out of that match goes home with The European Belt . "

SiD " Why do we even have a European Belt and who would want it .. "

Guy " I guess we just ran ot of names . It's just another belt .

Winner : Lightning
Ahhhh fuck it I am worn out from the porn shop and have two more days of work ahead of me . Plus I was shot down by two girls last night , I don't have time to finish the card . I should have plenty of time next week so I promise to have a full card . )

Stalin -vs- The Game ( formaly American Bad Ass )

Winner : The Game
( Sorry I could not right this match but do to time restraints again I had to cut the card short ... This match did take place in a flaming cage which could of been fun to write BUT when it comes to bumping a match seniority takes effect ... Sorry , Stalin and The Game I will get ya guys next time ... But shit happens ! )

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