Wednsday Night Havok 1-16-02 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/1_16_02_Wednsday_Night

Welcome ladies and Gentlmen to the return of Wednsday Night Havok.. And the first RMWF show of the New Year! "

SiD " It's always the return of Havok.. "

Guy " Huh? "

SiD " Well.. We'll have a show for maybe a month and then something'll happen and we won't have any for a month.. Then it's 'The return of Havok' "

Guy " Oh.. Anyway folks... I am Guy Mandell.. And the nuisence with me is SiD 'The King' Nasty'.. "

SiD " Hrmph! "

Guy " We have quite a good show lined up for you tonight.. It features The Hunter, Big Daddy Colossus & ummm.. X-Treme Z "

SiD " Who? "

Guy " ... We also, at long last have the answer to the question everyone's been asking for months.. "

SiD " Why the RMWF doesn't just shut down permanently? "

Guy " Umm. No. Who was behind Neep's 'accident' that burned him almost beyond recognition.. Yet fortunatly failed to end his life.. Or even his career! "

SiD " Oh, that "

Guy " Yes that "

SiD " I thought they gave up on the investigation because nobody cared "

Guy " No, the investigation has been going on for this whole time my friend.. And just because you don't care about Neep's life/career threatening mishap doesn't mean that the rest of the world doesn't "

SiD " Blah blah blah "

Guy " We will also reveal the culprit that shot and killed Ashura's pet Eagle "

SiD " You don't remember it's name do you? "

Guy " No. Do you? "

SiD " Nope "

Guy " Nevertheless, it's killer will be exposed.. Those and many other questions that have been plaquing RMWF fans will all be answered tonight "

SiD " Plaqing's a bit strong of a word to describe.. "

Guy interupting " Shut up already! Sheesh! "

SiD gives Guy a scolding look.

Guy " Alright folks, as I was saying.. Those and many other question's will be answered tonight.. But first, let's go right onto our first match of the evening "

The Hunter -vs- DarkNight
Suddenly the lights dim and 'The Hunter' by Danzig blasts across the PA system as strobe lights then begin flickering throughout the arena. The Hunter srides confidently down the walkway to the ring. As he does this, the crowd both boo and cheer him. He ignores them completly. When he enters the ring, his music fades and then is replaced by ___ by ___, which marks the appearance of DarkNight at the entryway. He walks down to the ring and no sooner does he set foot into it, does the bell ring and his opponents charges him.

Guy " The Hunter not wasting any time goes after DarkNight with a sidewalk slam! "

SiD " He probably just wants to get this match over with so he can go home.... Like me "

Guy " The Hunter follows with a scissor choke hold.. DarkNight tries in vane to get loose... Finally releasing him, the Hunter gives him an elbow drop! He goes for a leg drop too but DN rolls clear.. Hunter back to his feet gets sent down with a short-armed clothesline... Then he narrowly avoids a fist drop.. Only to get caught in a Boston crab! "

SiD yawns.

Guy " DarkNight whips The Hunter into.. The ropes, but the Hunter goes right through them and hits the concrete floor outside of the ring! "

SiD " Duh "

The Hunter scurries over to the ring and starts rummaging under it. A look of satisfaction crosses his face as he pulls out a lead pipe.

Guy " The Hunter, now armed with a lead pipe.. Slides back into the ring and charges DarkNight with the pipe! DN ducks Hunter's attack.. But The Hunter immediatly follows with a second swing which connects directly with DN's forehead! "

The blow from The Hunter, splits DarkNight's forehead open and blood begins gushing down his face, as he slowly tips over and falls to the mat.

Guy " I think that's it.. It looks like DarkNight's unconcious "

SiD " Yes, it does doesn't it? "

The ref walks over and checks on DN. Guy is right, he is unconcious.

Winner by DQ: The Hunter
SiD " So much for that "

The cameras cut over to the office of Spider-Man. He sits in his patent leather hover-chair and is watching several differant shows on the wall of TVs. He reaches over and hits a button on the arm of his chair which shuts it off, when the chime of the elevator is faintly heard. A few moments later, Luke Holmes enters, escorted by Spidey's secritary, Jamal.

Spidey " Ahh, just the man I wanted to see. How goes the search for the culprit that burned Neep & the one who killed Ashura's pet eagle, what's-it's-name? "

Luke Holmes " It goes well. I have dicovered that for starters it was the same guy.. And more importantly, who the guy is! "

Spidey leans forward, resting his elbows on his knees.

Spidey " Really? Well who is it? "

Luke " Well you see.. It took alot of investigating to find out who it was.. "

Spidey " Ok. And it is? "

Luke " I'm gettin there.. You see about a week ago, me leads had lead me to this bar on the outskirts of Time Square.. "

The cameras fade to a dimly lit bar where Luke Holmes is questioning a few of it's patrons.

" That's SherLuke Holmes! "

Okay, sorry. The cameras fade to a dimly lit bar where SherLuke Holmes is questioning a few of it's patrons. The one he's currently talking with is a stout man wearing a dirty Santa Claus costume and is rather intoxicated.

Sherluke Holmes " ..So you say you've seen this guy before then huh? "

He taps on a black and white photograph sitting on the table.

Man " Ayup.. I seen him here the other day.. No wait.. I think it was.. Yeah, last week it was that I seen him in here "

Sherluke " You come here alot then huh? "

Man, proudly " Here ev'ry night! "

Sherluke " Well when this man was here.. Last week.. Did you speak with him? "

Man " No, not really. He didn't look like the type to want to be speaking with anyone if ya know what I mean. In a hurry to. "

Sherluke " I don't.. Know what you mean, that is "

The fat man sighs and takes a hearty sip from his beer mug, " He looked like a loner if I ever seen one.. And I have.. But not just that.. He also.. He just didn't look right "

Sherluke " What do you mean? "

Man " I dunno.. There was just somethin about the guy that didn't fit.. He caught my eye as soon as he walked in.. He walked right up to the bar.. Ordered a shot of something or other.. And what's really weird.. When he went to pay, 'Ol Hank shook his head! Now I been comin here for 23 years and I ain't ever gotten a free nothin! This stranger comes in and Hank don't charge him! "

Sherluke " Yeah, that does seem odd. Where is 'Ol Hank' by the way? "

Man " Dunno.. He usually only works weekends.. But he wasn't here this past'n "

Sherluke " Weekends huh? So then this must've been, what Saturday or Sunday.. "

Man " Yeah.. Saturday it was! Now I remember cuz I had just stopped by the post office on my way here, ta pick up my mail and was readin it in fact when the guy came in! "

Sherluke " So that would've been.. The 5th. And you say you haven't seen the bartender since then? "

Man " Nope "

Sherluke " Hmmm.. Did anyone else talk with this man? "

Man " Nope, not that I saw.. Wait a secoond.. What do you mean by 'else'? "

Sherluke " Umm.. I meant Hank "

Man " Oh.. Well the Hank didn't talk with the stranger none.. Orderin a drink don't really count as talkin y'know "

Sherluke " Well whatever.. So this guy just came in, ordered a shot and left.. Din't talk to anyone at all? "

Man " You catch on quick.. Enough "

Sherluke " There must've been tons of people to have come in and out of this bar in the past eleven days.. And yet you immediatly recognized his picture? "

Man " Ayup.. I told ya.. There wasn't somethin right with him.. I still kinda wonder bout the guy.. Just not right I tell ya "

Sherluke " Okay. Well, thank you for the information "

Sherluke picks up the picture and slips it into a manilla envelope, which he places in his inside coat pocket. He slaps a fifty dollar bill down before the man in the Santa costume.

Man " And thank you "

Sherluke nods to the man and turns around, making for the door as the camera cuts back to Spidey's office.

Spidey " Ummm.. "

Luke " I'm not done "

Spidey " I should hope not "

Luke " I went to the bartender, Hank's apartment then, to quesion him about the guy.. And to see if there was a connection with why he hadn't showed up to work since having met our man in question.. "

The camera fades then to Sherluke walking down a dimly lit apartment hallway that is littered with garbage and old newspapers. Eying the numbers on each of the doors he passes, he eventually stops before the one he'd been searching and knocks firmly upon it. He waits there a few moments but there is no answer. He knocks again, this time harder.

Sherluke " Hank? Are you in there? I want to ask you a few questions! "

Still no answer. He reaches out and turns the door knob. It is unlocked. He slowly opens the door and peers inside. The room is apartment is completly dark, exept for a faint flickering light of a television from a room somewhere within. Cautiously he enters.

Sherluke " Hello? Anyone in here? "

There's a crash from a room nearby and Sherluke charges in the direction of the noise, which leads him into a living room. The balcony door lie wide open and the curtains flow with a breeze out onto it. Sitting in a chair afront the TV is Hank.

Sherluke " There you are. I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions? First being why the hell didn't you answer your door? "

Hank says nothing though. Sherluke mumbles something under his breathe and aproaches the bartender. As he does this it is seen that the man's throat has been slit and is whole front is stained with fresh blood.

Sherluke " Damn "

There's a noise out on the balcony and Sherluke rushes to it but finds it empty. He looks over it's rail however and spots a shadowy figure slidding down a drain pip that runs along the building.

Sherluke " Fuck that. I ain't paid enough to slide down a thirty story pole. "

Sherluke he turns back to Hank and shrugs his shoulders before venturing to other parts of the house. The bedroom is a complete shambles and by the looks of it appears that someone was searching for something. After rummaging through the mess Sherluke returns to the living room and inspects Hank.

Sherluke " Okay, now it's clear that you've been dead awhile.. But why would the killer return? What was he looking for? "

The scene quickly cuts back to Spidey's office.

Spidey " Do you know who the guy is or not? "

Sherluke " Yeah.. I know "

Spidey " Well would ya mind gettin to it already? "

Sherluke " I am. See.. After that I.. "

Spidey " I don't care HOW you found out who the guy is! I just want to know WHO he is! Understand? So either get with the name or I'm not gonna pay you a bloody cent! "

Sherluke " Alright, alright.. The guy's name is.. "

Just then Jamal walks in and calls Spidey.

Jamal " Hey boss.. There's someone here to see you "

Spidey " Tell em to wait "

Just then Neep comes marching into the room.

Spidey " Just who I wanted to see "

Neep " Helloo! I have something important to discuss with you Spidey! "

Spidey sigh " I should just have you killed.. It'd save a lot of headaches "

Sherluke " How much? "

Spidey shakes his head.

Neep it's about this whole

As Neep starts babbling, the cameras switch over to SiD and Guy.

Guy " Well.. We still don't know who burned Neep and killed Ashura's bird "

SiD " ..And we still don't care "

Guy " But now, we can't delay any more.. We have to get on to our Main Event "

SiD " Oh joy "

Guy " The winner of this match will go on to have a shot at the U.S. Title! "

SiD " ...Or not. We don't know yet.. Wil will announce whether or not the winner get's that shot later on his show "

Guy " Yeah.. You're right "

SiD "Of course I'm right "

Guy " Well anyway, let's get on with this.. Our final match of the evening "

SiD " Yeah.. Let's.. "

Main Event

Big Daddy Colossus -vs- X-Treme Z
____ hits the PA system as Big Daddy Colossus comes strutting down the walkway to the ramp. As he does so, the fans both boo and cheer him When he reaches the ring and begins climbing into it, his music is then replaced by ____ as X-Treme Z appears at the entryway and then too comes down to the ring. When both men are in the ring, the bell rings and the two immediatly lock up. Just then, the broadcast is interupted by the President. He goes on to say that he feels like a retard for choking on a pretzal and a bunch of other crap that you don't really care about. When he is finished, you are returned to Wednsday Night Havok, already in progress.

Guy " ..And there's the cover!! "

The ref slides over to the two wrestlers and starts the count.

Guy " There it is! We have our winner!

Winner: X-Treme Z
The camera cuts back to Spidey's office where Neep is getting on the elevator. The camera pans from him, through the office over to Spidey, seated in his hover chair and Sherluke Holmes, standing before him.

Spidey " Okay.. Now that that jackass has left.. You were about to give me a name? "

Sherluke " Was I? I thought I was in the middle of a story? "

Spidey " You weren't "

Sherluke " Oh alright already... The guy who burned Neep & Killed Ashura's bird.. His name.. Is Valik Malkavian "

Spidey " And who the hell's that? "

Sherluke " Well if you'd let me explain more I would've also told you that he is somehow connected with former RMWF star Ravage "

Spidey " Really? "

Sherluke nods.

Spidey " Well... Keep investigating.. I want to find out more about this guy... If you could bring him to me.. Alive.. I'll double your payment "

Sherluke flashes a sleazy grin " Consider it done! "

The scene turns back over to the fan filled arena that the main portion of Havok took place in as the credits begin to roll. As they finish, the cameras fade to black.

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