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Guy: Welcome everyone to another addition of The RMWF tonight we bring you Smegma. And tonight we have a 4 corners elimination match for the world title

Sid: Yeah Neep cried after he got his ass kicked by Immortal so BoneCrusher shut him up with this match

[ Tear Away by Drowning Pool hit’s the arena and out comes BoneCrusher along with Jonny X]

Guy: what's BoneCrusher doing out here

Sid : Who knows but he’s grabbing a mic lets see what he has to say

BoneCrusher: Ok I got an announcement to make . If any one comes to ringside during the main event that doesn’t belong they will be suspended . The only people who will be at ringside are the announcers the participants the ref and just incase some fool does try to interfere not only will they be suspended but they will get there ass’s kicked cause myself Spidey and Wil will be at ringside as well. Now let our first match begins Mr. ring announcer get in the is ring and introduce our first participants as I go to the back.

Sher-Luke Holmes Vs Barney the Dinosaur
[ The Mission Impossible theme song hits and Sher-Luke comes out]
Ring announcer: Making his way to the ring Sher-Luke Holmes

[ Barney Theme song hits and out comes Barney or is it]

Ring Announcer: making his way to the ring the host of the hit TV show Barney and Friends Barney

Guy: that don’t look like Barney

Sid: how would you know what Barney looks like guy

Guy: Umm.. I’m getting word from backstage that the real Barney has been killed backstage see I told you that is not the real Barney it must be his killer in a Barney suit

Sid: Luke is trying to take the head of but whoever it is is trying to fight it’s coming off and it’s

Guy: it’s OJ ! I thought he was dead although it was never confirmed I believe he was dead

Sid: O my god OJ killed Barney.

Guy: well Luke just pinned OJ

Sid : who is that coming down the ramp

Guy: it’s the telitubbies o no they are circling around OJ what are they gong to do to him

Sid : the big fat purple one is getting OJ up the but so the rumors are true the purple one is gay

Guy; I guess so Sid, and the rest of them are kicking the hell out of OJ. OJ now laying motionless in the middle of the ring and all 4 teltubies are climbing to the top rope .

Sid: O no it’s a 4 post massacre no they can’t do it not to OJ

Guy: yes they can and they just did now they are carrying OJ out of the arena

Winner= Sher-Luke Holmes

Hunter Vs Immortal Chris Heid (c ) Us title Match

Ring Announcer: making his way to the ring from Philadelphia the challenger The Hunter
[My way by Limpbizkit hits and out comes the Immortal]

Ring Announcer: And his opponent he is the RMWF U.S. Champion The Immortal Chris Heid

Guy: This is going to be a good match I think Hunter will put up one hell of a fight

Sid: Hunter doesn’t deserve this shot he only got it cause he kissed Neeps ass for it .

Guy: Yeah Neep promised him the shot and then lost the belt but Immortal was nice enough to give it to him anyway. Hunter with a strong clothesline to Immortal .

Sid: Hunter is stomping Immortal in the face. Now look at that idiot Hunter he is now taunting the crowd he should be pounding on Immortal some more.

Guy: Immortal right behind Hunter and Hunter turns around and gets greeted with a right hand now Immortal whips hunter against the ropes and hit’s a power slam Immortal goes for the cover 1-2- kick out by Hunter.

Sid: This idiot Hunter came out and even admitted that he did not deserve this shot. Is Hunter stupid or something you never admit you don’t deserve it. I hope Immortal kicks his ass.

Guy: Immortal now going for a suplex but Hunter blocks Immortal tries again Hunter blocks again and hit’s a suplex of his own on Immortal. Hunter picks Immortal up and sets him up for a power bomb.

Sid : Immortal isn’t looking so good right now. Hunter now picking up Immortal and slamming him down. Now he’s going to the ropes what is this idiot doing.

Guy : hunter setting up on the top rope and he just hit s flying elbow on Immortal and goes for the pin this could be it 1-2 -- Immortal kicked out .

Sid: Hunter can’t believe it he is mad now he is stomping Immortal viciously .

Guy: Now Hunter has Immortal in a Boston crab in the center of the ring will Immortal tap?

Sid: If he knows what is good for him he will he could really get hurt if he don’t

Guy: Immortal crawling to the ropes and he has the ropes and the ref tells Hunter to break the hold

Sid: now Hunter is arguing with the ref while Immortal is getting a little rest hunter has made some many mistakes in this match it’s amazing he hasn’t lost this match yet.

Guy : Hunter now walks over to Immortal bends down to pick him up and Immortal rolls him up in a small package the ref starts the count 1-2-- kick out Immortal almost had him. Hunter throws a wild clothesline Immortal ducks and hit’s the Decapitator and goes for the pin 1-2--3

Sid: If Hunter hadn’t made all those mistakes he might have actually one this match he had the upper hand like 3 times where do we find our wrestlers.

Winner and Still Us champion Immortal Chris Heid
Guy : that is a good question we do get some of the weirdest people here don’t we. Any way on to our main event.

MAIN EVENT 4 Corner’s Elimination World Title match
Angel ( c ) Vs Ashura Vs Darkstalka Vs Neep
Sid: Neep wined and cried to get this match .

Guy: He sure did

Sid : yeah and since this match was sinnged we have only herd from Neep and Darkstalka I wonder where Angel and Ashura were are they even here tonight do they even know there is a match

Guy: they knew they had a match and yeah they are here.

Ring Announcer: Making there way to the ring Spidey Wil Double and BoneCrusher. Now the participants first Ashura, Secondly Darkstalka, Third Neep and finally the world champ Angel

Sid: What no music what’s up with that guy

Guy: well we only got some much time for this show I think BoneCrusher thought the Immortal Hunter match was going to be a quick match

Sid: Good old Rmwf running it down to the wire

Guy: Well it looks like it will be Angel and Ashura staring the match out the only way Neep or Darkstalka can enter the match legally is to be tag or if one of the participants is eliminated

Sid: Thank you for explaining the rules Guy but I already knew them.

Guy : Well what is Angel doing it looks as though he trying to call a time out Ashura is just looking at him. Aushura charges Angel with a clothes line Angel ducks and slides out of the ring. Where is he going.

Sid: Angel that little wimp is running away from Aushura .

Guy : there goes Aushura after him.

Sid : Ha look at Angel run.

Guy : I think the ref is saying that Aushura and Angel have been counted out

Sid: sucks for them I wonder if Angel is still running

Guy: Now it all comes down to Darkstalka and Neep . Who ever gets the next decision whether it be pin fall submission Dq or count out becomes the new World champ.

Sid: They way I figure it we will be better off if Neep wins

Guy: why you say that?
Sid: If Darkstalka wins we will have to listen to him about how he is the greatest blah blah blah and we will have to listen to Neeps whole I got screwed speech. But if Neep wins we will just have to listen to Neep brag about he is the best and Darkstalka will probably just quit

Guy: that’s a good point Sid.

Sid: You agree with me that’s two weeks in a row the world must becoming to a end.

Guy: Well any way we got a match to call.

Sid : Ok Darkstalka is pounding Neep in the corner

Guy : Now he whips Neep to the other corner and comes charging in but Neep steps out of the way and Darkstalka crashes into the turnbuckle Neep with a bulldog now Neep picking up Darkstalka up for a brain buster. Neep playing to the crowd.

Sid: Wil and Spidey are yelling at Neep telling him to get back to his match Nepp is yelling back

Guy : Darkstalka back to his feet picks Neep up and slams him back down . Darkstalka just tearing Neep apart.

Sid: Neep is getting beat up once again.

Guy: Darkstalka whips Neep towards the corner and Neep just flew into the ref and Darkstalka hit the darksider but there is no ref to count. Finally another ref comer running down and Darkstalka makes the cover and the ref counts 1-2--Neep kicked out Neep Kicked out.

Sid: darkstalka doesn’t look happy. He just Knocked out the ref

Guy: And Neep back to his sneaks up be hind Stalka and hit’s a German suplex . Neep is going to the top rope looks like he is going for the flying Scottish man .

Sid Neep just hit the flying Scottish man and has the cover but the refs are out

Guy: Spidey throws Wil in the ring so Wil counts 1-2---3 . Neep wins Neep wins Neep is the World champ

Sid : o god now we have to hear Neep go on and on about how he is the greatest. Someone save us please.

Winner and New RMWF World Heavyweight Champion Grant " Neep " Turner
Sid : someone please say this a joke someone please tell me Neep is not the world Champ

Guy: Sorry Sid but he is. And we are out of time for Sid Nasty I’m Guy Mandel goodbye everyone

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