Sunday Night Smegma 12-2-02 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/12_2_01_Sunday_Night

Guy: Welcome to another edition of Sunday Night Smegma I am Guy Mandell with me as usual is Sid "The King" Nasty. We have as always a great show for you tonight

Sid: O yeah a great show, what you smoking Guy

Guy: Um nothing The RMWF does not encourage drug use

Sid: Sure they dont

Golden Eagle & Nightmare -vs- Colossus & OJ Simpson

Sid: OJ Simpson you mean he aint locked up yet

Guy: Of course not he did nothing wrong

Sid: Yeah keep telling yourself that

Ring Announcer: Making there way to the ring the team of Nightmare and Golden Eagle. And their Opponents first from somewhere in Canada Big Daddy Colossus and His tag team partner NFL hall of famer OJ "The Juice" Simpson. And the special guest referee Yammer

Guy: All the competitors are in the ring and Yammer calls for the bell and this match is under way . Its Golden Eagle and Colossus Staring it off but their not fighting cause the crowd is chanting we want OJ. So Colossus tags in OJ. OJ with a clothes line to Golden Eagle

Sid: How did Yammer get to be special ref for this match this anit his card.

Guy: well Sid this match was supposed to be on Yammers card but was rescheduled so BoneCrusher let Yammer be the ref.

Sid: Thats stupid just like this match and who put OJ in this match

Guy: It was probably BoneCrushers idea. Any way we got a match to call . OJ has tagged in Colossus who is getting beaten very badly by Nightmare.

Sid: OJ has a chair what is he going to do

Guy: I dont know but Yammer is trying to restrain him mean while Golden Eagle is going to the top and Just hit the Screaming Eagle but Yammer dont see it

Sid: Golden Eagle is mad Colossus is getting back to his feet

Guy : Nightmare is coming up behind OJ . Bam he OJ just hit Nightmare with the chair he swings at Eagle now but misses and hits Colossus

Sid: Eagle going for the cover

Guy: 1-2-3. Golden Eagle and Nightmare win and OJ claims he did not do it

Winners= Golden Eagle & Nightmare

Sid: Golden Eagle has a mic what does he want to say

Guy: just listen to what he has to say

Golden Eagle: Now as many of you know I have been here before not as the Eagle but as some one great and now it is time to show who I really am

Guy: He is un lacing his mask hes pulling it off and it's "The Immortal" Chris Heid

Sid: Look at the look on Nightmare's faces he has that I knew it but I cant believe it look. Id love to see the look on Neep's face cause he has to face him.

Immortal: Thats right Im back and I will get my spot but more importantly the World title back but instead of demanding my spot back I will earn it and it all starts with Neap and The US title . Thats right Neap Im coming after you and I will win cause " I am Immortal and from now on things will be done My Way"

[My Way blasts over the arena and Immortal and Nightmare leave]

Guy: Neap must be pissed

Sid: This is going to be great Neap is going to get his ass kicked

Guy: now its time for our next match the Cable TV title Battle Royal. Rules are simple pin fall submission or over the top rope and your out. The winner will be Cable TV Champ and the runner up will face the winner in the main event for The Cable TV title

Cable Tv Title Battle Royal

Ring Announcer: Already in the ring cause they just had a match Big Daddy Colossus and OJ Simpson , making there way to ring all at once cause I dont want to give them separate entrances 2Badd , Police Purple Monkey DarkNight Cooter & Cletus.

Guy: The Bell rings and this match is under way and everyone jumps on Police and are beating the living hell out of him

Sid: Well he deserves it he comes in here and makes fun of the fed

Guy: Now the wrestlers clear and O my god they torn him apart for real each wrestler has a different body part in there hand s and the dump the parts over the top rope thus making Police dead and Eliminated.

Sid: OJ did not take part in that he is Innocent he is just sitting in the corner crying saying he did not do it poor guy he gets blamed for something he did not do and it messes him up for the rest of his life.

Guy: Purple Monkey at the Clampets and they catch him and toss him out so he is eliminated.

Sid: dam I wanted him to win it would be funny to have him as Tv champ

Guy: Darknight now near the ropes taunting the Clampets.

Sid: What an idiot is he trying to get him self eliminated

Guy: Who knows they run at him and he ducks and pulls down the ropes and they go out. Now its just Oj hiding in the corner Darknight and the brother Colossus and 2badd

Sid: Darknight comes out swinging hits a DDT on 2Badd and Colossus holds him up and 2badd back to his feet winding up for a big right hand and Dark night ducked @badd just clocked Colossus

Guy: Darknight just tossed the shocked 2badd out and now goes for the cover on Colossus 1-2-3

Sid : dark night wins he is the new TV champ

Guy No hes not OJ is still in it

Sid well then why is he on the top turnbuckle celebrating

Guy: I dont know but he better turn around cause here comes OJ and OJ Just eliminated Darknight

Sid: Ha OJ wins OJ is our New Cable TV Champ

Guy: It Will be The New Cable TV Champ OJ Vs Darknight in the main event for the Title

Winner and New Cable TV Champ: OJ "The Juice" Simpson

TLC US Title Match Neap (c ) Vs Immortal special ref George Forman

Sid: George Forman? Special ref I love his hamburger grill thing

Guy: Yeah me too

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring undefeated in the RMWF Immortal Chris Heid.
And his opponent The US champ The Commish Grant "N double E P" Turner. And the special Ref George Forman

Sid: O god even the ring announcer is doing that stupid N e e p thing

Guy: as much as I dont want to admit it I agree with you Sid it is stupid

Sid: You agree with me hell must be freezing over

Guy: with all the stuff The RMWF has done probably is

Sid: Neap wasting no time getting a table in the ring

Guy: And Immortal wasting no time smashing Neeps head in with a chair. Now Immortal whipping Neap against the rope and hip tosses Neap right threw the table Neap set up.

Sid: Neap shouldnt have banned everyone from ring side he could use the help.

Guy: He sure could . Now immortal is throwing Tables and Ladders the rings he has a total of 5 table and one ladder in the ring he sets the ladder and one table in the middle and the rest of the tables one in each corner

Sid: He has got some bad stuffed planned for Neap

Guy: He picks Neap up whips him in to the corner and sends Neap threw the table Picks Neap up whips him

Sid : reverses it and sends Immortal threw the table picks him up and sends him threw another

Guy: O no Neap is picking Immortal up and sends him threw the table in the forth corner now Neap is climbing the ladder but why its pin falls only

Sid: that idiot Neap forgot it was pin falls only and is at the top looking for the belt screaming for Forman to tell him where the belt is meanwhile Immortal is getting up walking towards the Ladder

Guy: Neap is climbing down Now he turns around and Immortal is right behind him and hits Neap with the decapitator right threw the table and goes for the cover 1-2-3

Sid: we have a new Us champ

Winner and New US Champ: "The Immortal" Chris Heid
Guy : Neap is mad and is yelling at Forman

Sid Neap shouldnt do that

Guy: Forman Just hit Neap across the face with his grill

Sid: Ha ha Neap just got hit with the George Forman Grill

Guy Now its time for our main event

Main Event: Cable TV Title Darknight Vs OJ "The Juice" Simpson ( c )

Ring Announcer: From somewhere in England the Challenger Darknight. And his opponent The Cable TV Champ OJ Simpson

Sid: OJ looks good with that belt on OJ hasnt been TV Champ since his trial days

Guy: I cant believe OJ is the TV champ. But he is and the match has started.

Sid: I thought Jonny X was special ref for this match what happened where is he

Guy: I think he changed his mind

Sid: O so let me get this straight he gave up the Cable TV tile to be BoneCrushers Body Guard

Guy: Yup . And guess what else

Sid: What?

Guy: we got a match to call stop your yapping and call the match

Sid: shut up Guy

Guy: And way OJ is being pummeled by Darknight OJ doesnt stand a chance. OJ now laying the corner calling a time out. And he just fell and blood is spilling from head and a knife is sticking out

Sid: someone just killed OJ.

Guy: and Darknight just pinned him and is our winner
Winner and New Cable TV Champ: Darknight

Guy: Look running threw the crowd its OJs son and is holding up a sign that says I killed Nicole and Ron and Now OJ

Sid: wow OJ really didnt do it

Guy: And now he is dead and we are out of time for Sid Nasty Im guy Mandell goodnight everyone

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