Sunday Night Smegma 12-16-01 - Written by Rudy - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/12_16_01

Guy: Welcome everybody to another edition of Sunday Night Smegma. I am Guy Mandel and with me as usual is Sid "The King" Nasty. Tonight we got 7 great matches for you as we bring you The Lord of the Rings Tournament. In which the winner will face The RMWF World Champion Tuesday at Destruction.

Sid: 7 matches!? What the hell we are going to be here all dam night.

Guy: It was either this or have it spread over a 3 week period and let Neep brag about being Champ

Sid: Well there better be at least once good match tonight.

Guy: They will all be good.

Quarter Final Darkstalka Vs The Vine
Ring Announcer: Introducing first from the dark side Darkstalka . And his opponent The Vine.

Guy: The Ref calls for the bell and this match is under way

Sid: Why is The Vine is this tournament any way

Guy: Probably cause if he wins Neep will have no problem with him

Sid: Knowing Neep that probably was it . But Darkstalka is just pounding on The Vine.

Guy: I don’t think The Vine has even gotten a shot in yet. And there is The Darksider

Sid: And the ref puts The Vine out of his misery by counting the 1-2-3

Winner= Darkstalka

Quarter Final Angel Vs "Immortal" Chris Heid

Sid: I hope this match will be a little more exciting then our last one.

Guy : I hope so the first was a little one sided

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring form LA Angel. And his opponent form parts unknown "Immortal" Chris Heid

Guy: who do you think will win this one Sid?

Sid: I think Immortal will win. But if Angel some how pulls it off then he might go all the way

Guy: Angel whips Immortal into the ropes goes for the clothesline Immortal ducks and comes back with a dropkick right to the face of Angel.

Sid: Wow Angel might have lost a few teeth on that one. Immortal picking Angel up setting him up for a suplex and hits it.

Guy: Immortal goes for the cover 1-2- nope not yet

Sid: Immortal is going to Need to do a little bit more then that.

Guy: Angel with the upper hand now as he just hit a power bomb. Now Angel going to the top , Immortal staggering to his feet.

Sid: Angel just hit Immortal with a cross body block from the top but Immortal rolled throw and the ref counts 1-2-3

Guy: Immortal wins Angel can’t believe it.

Sid: So what Angel is getting a title shot on Tuesday anyway.

Winner= "Immortal" Chris Heid

Quarter Final Jonny X Vs Big Daddy Colossus

Sid: well this match should be quick

Guy: yup

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring form Cleveland Ohio Jonny X. And his Opponent form Canada Big Daddy Colossus.

Guy: Big Daddy is laying down telling Jonny X to pin him.

Sid: And Jonny X is going for the cover 1-2- and Jonny X picks up Big daddy

Guy: Jonny X wants to rough him up a bit whips Big Daddy in to the ropes and hit’s a thunderous clothesline then picks him up and hit’s a brain buster

Sid: there goes Jonny X to the top rope looks like the Golden X

Guy: Yup Jonny X hits the Golden X and goes for the cover 1-2-3. Jonny X wins

Sid: No shit!

Winner= Jonny X

Guy: I have just been told That Nightmare’s flight was cancelled so he never made it here so Snakebite will advance by default

Sid: I’m surprised Nightmare even new about the match he was supposed to be on Vacation

Guy: yeah the office called up and told him last night.

Snakebite Advances

Semi Finals Darkstalka Vs "Immortal" Chris Heid

Sid: Maybe for once we will have a decent match

Guy: We should cause both of these men actually prepared for this match

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring Darkstalka . And his opponent "Immortal" Chris Heid

Guy: this is a tough match to call I honestly can’t pick a winner

Sid: yeah me neither last time these guys fought it went to a draw

Guy: Well they look up and Immortal has a head lock on Stalka but Stalka pushes his way out sending Immortal into the ropes and both men hit a clothes line knocking each other down.

Sid: what a way to start a match .

Guy: The ref is at five and both men are getting back to their feet now

Sid : Stalka up first throws a wild right .

Guy: But Immortal ducks and hit’s a neck breaker from behind. Immortal know pick up Stalka and setting him up a suplex

Sid: But Stalka slips behind and hit’s a German suplex into a bridge 1-2-- Immortal kicked out

Guy: Darkstalka was so close there. Now he is stomping away on Immortal .

Sid: Immortal in the ropes now so the ref pulls Stalka off

Guy: Stalka bends down to pick Immortal up and Immortal rolls him up 1-2- kick out Darkstalka goes for a clothesline

Sid : But he misses and Immortal hit’s the Decapitator and goes for the pin 1-2-- O my God Darkstalka Kicked out of the Decapitator

Guy: I can’t believe it and neither can Immortal he is arguing with the ref now. Darkstalka back to his feet yells at immortal boots him in the chest drags him to the corner and sets him up with up for the darksider and hits it 1-2-3

Sid: that was actually a good match I still can’t believe Darkstalka kicked out of the Decapitator though. either can Immortal.
Winner = Darkstalka

Semi Finals Snakebite Vs Jonny X

Guy : well Darkstalka will face the winner of our next match

Sid: I have a feeling our next match will be down right brutal

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring from Cleveland Ohio Jonny X. And his opponent Snakebite

Guy: Well here we go Jonny X goes right after Snakebite with a forearm smash. Now Jonny X picking up Snakebite and hit’s a snap suplex.

Sid: don’t tell me that idiot Jonny X is going for his finisher already

Guy: No he is just going for a second rope elbow drop and he misses
Sid: Snakebite rolled out of the way. Now he picks up Jonny X and slams him down to the mat hard.

Guy: now Snakebite stomping away at Jonny X now he picks Jonny X up whips him across the ring and hits and clothes line picks him up again whips him again and power slams him down.

Sid: Snakebite goes for the cover 1-2- Jonny X kicked out snakebite looks mad. Now he sets Jonny up for a power bomb and Jonny reverses into a hurricarana

Guy: Jonny X throws a wild left but misses and Snakebite catches him and hit’s the Guitar slam.

Sid: Snakebite hesitates for a second and then goes for the none chelaunte cover and the ref counts

Guy: 1-2-- Jonny X kicked out and now Snakebite is furious he knocks out the ref and goes outside for a chair and the bell just rang the ref has DQ ed Snakebite

Winner= Jonny X
Guy : Snakebite with the chair now the ref is pleading him not to hit Jonny X with the chair so he decks the ref and then goes to work on Jonny X beating him with the chair.

Sid: Here comes BoneCrusher down the ramp . BoneCrusher taking it to Snakebite

Guy: But here comes Immortal with a chair BoneCrusher doesn’t see him BoneCrusher turns around and gets nailed and Snakebite and Immortal stomp on BoneCrusher. Immortal wants a mic someone get him a mic

[Immortal gets a mic]

Immortal: Jonny X you may have beaten Snakebite tonight but tomorrow you will not cause it will be me and Him in the TLC match against you two. That’s right Hardcore Inc back and with a Vengeance. Because I am Immortal and He is Snakebite and from now on things will be done our way.
[ My way by limpbizkit blasts in the arena and Immortal and Snakebite leave]

Guy: well know we know who Immortals partner is .

Sid: Jonny X is in a bad way and he has to face Darkstalka. Jonny is bleeding somewhere from his head but I can’t tell where because of that mask

Guy: well Snakebite said Jonny’s clothes would be red well his mask . Emts are checking on Jonny X making sure he is ok to continue

Sid: Well the emts have left and BoneCrusher has a mic.

BoneCrusher: Jonny X is beaten up pretty bad and despite the EMTs telling him to just give up Jonny X will go on so I’m going to the back and Darkstalka will be introduced and and come out

Finals Darkstalka Vs Jonny X
Ring announcer: Already in the ring from Cleveland Ohio Jonny X.
[ boiler by Limpbizkit starts to lay and out comes Darkstalka]

Ring Announcer: And his opponent from The dark side Darkstalka

Guy: Jonny X is really going have to fight hard to win this one

Sid: Yup . Jonny x has got to be nuts after the beating he just took to stay in there and face Darkstalka if I was him I’d go to the back and be glad I was alive

Guy: he’s determined Sid

Sid: Yeah but he getting pounded in the corner by Darkstalka

Guy: Darkstalka whips Jonny X out of the corner but Jonny x reverses and sends Stalka to the mat with a clothes line and now a drop kick and now another. Jonny X goes for the Hurricarana but Darkstalka catches him and hit’s a power bomb

Sid: Jonny X was Looking good there

Guy: Darkstalka now setting Jonny X on the top rope looks like he is going for a superplex. But Jonny blocks and hits Stalka with a right hand and another knocking Stalka down.

Sid: Jonny X now Standing up it looks like he’s going for his finisher the Golden X

Guy : Yes he is he hits it 1-2-3

Winner and Lord of The Ring Jonny X
Guy: what a match and what a night and now we are out of time so for Sid "The King" Nasty I am Guy Mandel goodnight .

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