Wednsday Night Havok 11-7-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/11_7_01_Wednsday_Night

Guy " Hello and welcome to another Wednsday Night Havok.. It's been AWHILE "

SiD " Yes it has.. I was enjoying the time off actually "

Guy " I bet you were.. But anyway it's back to business here at the RMWF as we've also obtained two new promoters and our old ones have gotten there shit together "

SiD " Yeah right.. Who? Spidey & Wil? They'll never get their shit together "

Guy " Well regardless of what you say the RMWF is back on track again and we have a killer show ahead of us tonight to prove it "

SiD " 'Killer show'? To quote the black guy that talks to himself at the news stand I buy cigarettes at every morning.. 'Nigga Please!' "

Guy " Well whatever.. Our first match should be ready momentarily.. We're just waiting for the signal from the roadies "

SiD " So as usual we have to kill some time? "

Guy " Yup "

SiD " Figures "

Guy " So did you see the Halloween Holocaust 2001 PPV? "

SiD " No.. I tuned in on Halloween and then on the following Friday but when it wasn't on either of those nights I gave up on it "

Guy " Well you missed a good show.. It was worth the wait "

SiD " Yeah right.. The RMWF hasn't had a good show to date.. Why should I beleive that one would be any differant? "

Guy " Because The RMWF has plenty of good shows and that was just an example of one of them "

SiD " Bah "

Guy " Well the roadies are waving to us.. So that means we are ready to begin our first match "

SiD " Or maybe they're just saying hi.. "

Sewaside -vs- Cletus Clampet
Guy " Well Sewaside showed the other night on Halloween Holocaust that all though he's a new comer here to the fed.. He could easyily quickly become a top contender "

SiD " Who cares "

Guy " Well obviously not you, but the fans have shown interest in him "

SiD " Whoopdy do "

Guy " Anyway out there in the ring right now Clampet is setting Sewaside atop the turnbuckles.. And he monkey flips him center ring! "

SiD " Yeah he's really a contender.. It doesn't even look like he's trying "

Guy " Now Clampet puts himself atop the turnbuckles and.. Nails Sewaside with a swanton bomb! Now he's going for the pin!

Sewaside kicks out.

Guy " But not even a one count.. Cletus grabs Sewaside's leg but takes a kick to the face, causing him to release his opponent.. Sewaside back up now clubs Clampet with an overhead punch that sends him to the mat.. A few stomps to Clampet's head then a figure four leg lock! "

SiD yawns.

Guy " Wake up "

SiD " I can't help it.. This match is just so damn boring "

Guy " You say that about every match "

SiD " Could that be because every match is boring "

Guy " Now your just talking out of your ass.. Clampet's going for the pin again after just piledriving Sewaside! "

SiD " Sewaside shouldn't have even bothered to show up tonight "

Guy " And there's the three count.. It's all over for Sewaside "

Winner: Cletus Clampet
SiD " Well now onto our next disappointing match "

Guy " Stop it "

Kid Money -vs- Angel Kid Rock's 'Fuck Off' hits the PA system as Kid Money comes out. As he walks down the ramp to the ring, the fans cheer him and chant his name. When he climbs into the ring, Angel appears at the entryway with his World Champ Belt over his right shoulder and his European Belt over his left. The crowd cheers his name too as he makes his way to the ring. He hands his Belts over to the ref, Gary Coleman, then climbs into the ring. A moment later, the bell rings.

Guy " At the bell.. The two lock up.. Kid Money takes control though with a knee to Angel's groin then a snapmare.. He follows with a fist drop then tries something.. We'll never know what cause Angel kicks him in the face before he can pull it off! "

SiD " Yeah.. I'm gonna loose sleep over that one "

Guy " Angel whips Money into the ropes.. Money, ducks a clothesline though by Angel and is off the ropes again.. He slides between Angel's legs and gives him a reverse German suplex! Make that a triple German suplex! "

SiD " I have to take a dump.. I'll be back "

Guy " Thanks for sharing that with us "

SiD gets up from his seat and walks away.

Guy " Oh yeah, I meant to point out that this is a rematch, as requested by Kid Money after his and Angel and Darkstalka's Triple Threat World Title Match the other day on the PPV.. In which Angel won.. This obviously though is a non-title match.. But anyway.. Back to the ring.. Angel sidewalk slams Kid Money then follows up with an arm wrench.. "

An old lady in the crowd comes running out to the ring, climbs into it and starts hitting Angel with her purse.

Guy " What the hell?! Where'd that lady come from? "

A security gaurd rushes into the ring and grabs the old lady, twisting her arm behind her back and hooking his arm around her throat. He drags her out of the ring and toward a side exit. She kicks, trying to get loose but he tightens his grip and she stops resisting. As they near the exit, he throws her to the ground and kicks her twice before pointing at the exit and yelling at her.

Guy " Damn.. He was kind of rough on that old lady "

SiD returns to his seat.

SiD " Well you can't be soft on the elderly.. A rule breaker is a rule breaker "

Guy " You're back so soon? "

SiD " Was a one wiper "

Guy " Too much info there SiD.. But you can't honestly condone that security gaurd beating on that old lady can you? "

SiD " Why can't I? I mean it wouldn't be funny if she wasn't old "

Guy " Funny?! "

SiD " Yup.. I hate old people.. The elderly should be abused more often "

Guy " That's dispicable "

SiD " Well whatever.. Is the match done yet? "

Guy " Not yet "

SiD " Damn "

Guy " Wait.. Maybe I stand corrected.. Angel just hit Money with a small package! "

Ref Gary Coleman begins the count.

1..2..3. Kid Money kicks out. A moment too late though.

Guy " Angel just managed to pin Money out! "

SiD " Yeah, so much for that rematch "

Guy " Yeah, I don't know what's up with Angel lately but he's really shown alot of improvement "

Winner: Angel
The cameras cut over to a large room in a hospital where we see the burn scarred Neep walking through parallel bars with a doctor overlooking him.

Doctor " Well you seem to be showing vast improvement Grant.. Though your little escapade on Halloween didn't help your rehabilitation much "

Neep "Ack! Well I told ye I didna have a choice.. I was almost kidnapped and had te escape "

Doctor " Yes, but you didn't have to wrestle "

Neep " I did though! It was a matter of honor I was defending "

Doctor " It doesn't matter.. It still was a bad idea. And the romoval of your bandages was a mistake too "

Neep " Well that I coulda help.. "

Doctor " The premature removal of them though is going to leave your scars very much unhealed "

Neep " So I won't look pretty.. Big deal.. Will I be able to fight my match this coming Sunday is what I want to know "

Doctor " Well, as much as I'd advise against it... As long as you don't strain yourself too much.. You should be fine "

Neep " Well that's all I wanted to know "

He steps out of the training bars and picks up his robe that was sitting on a chair. He puts it on and he and the doctor leave the room. The camera returns to Guy and SiD.

Guy " Well it's good to see that Neep's recovery is coming along nicely.. And that he should be able to make his match this coming Sunday "

SiD " Who cares.. Honestly I was hoping that he would never get better.. That way we wouldn't have to see him again "

Guy " That's terrible! "

SiD " Any words yet on who was behind the whole incident? "

Guy " None so far.. The whole investigation kind of got delayed what with how busy the fed has been lately "

SiD " In other words, Spidey doesn't care who did it either "

Guy " I doubt that very much "

SiD " Well whatever "

Guy " Yeah.. Well anyway.. That's all we have time for on this Havok.. Be sure to tune in Sunday.. As well as Monday for the premeire of two new RMWF shows.. "

SiD " Yeah.. Just what we need.. More shows.. "

Guy " Well anyway.. All this being said.. All that's left is to say good night so.. Good Night "

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