Sunday Night Smegma 11-18-01 - Presented by BoneCrusher - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/11_18_01_Sunday_Night

Guy: Welcome to Sunday Night Smegma. Tonight we have a great card. And with me as usual Sid “The King“ Nasty

Sid: I hope BoneCrusher don’t come out and do commentary tonight .

Guy: why not

Sid: he gets on my nerves

Guy: Well on to our first of three matches tonight all title matches

Jonny X Vs Cletus Clampet
TV Title
Sid: Yeah it’s for the TV title. And BoneCrusher has banned all Clampets from ring side.

Guy: Introducing first from Booger Hollow he is the challenger with a record of 2-0 Cletus Clampet

Sid: Is it me or did a foul stench just enter the ring

Guy: And his opponent from Cleveland Ohio with a record of 5-1 he is the RMWF Cable TV Champ Jonny X

Sid: Why are you saying their records tonight are you going to do that all night long

Guy : No not all night these are the only two guys who’s records I know off him hand. It’ s nice to have a change of pace.

Sid: stop your yakking Guy your always going of track talk about the match

Guy: You’re the one who pulled me off track

Sid: ook

Guy: Cletus with a belly to belly suplex and goes for the pin 1-2-kickout

Sid: ha ha Jonny X almost lost to that smelly hillbilly

Guy: Jonny fights back with a left and a right and a drop kick and now 1 German suplex and another and another

Sid: Cletus looks like a sack of potato’s

Guy: Jonny with a power bomb and now he’s going to the top

Sid: O no not that stupid Golden X

Guy: Yup the he just hit the Golden X and the ref counts the three

Winner: Jonny X
Guy: I am getting word that Angel has just been assaulted by the Golden Eagle

Sid: That idiot don’t he know who he is messing with

Guy :Who knows its time for our next match

Sid: Yeah and it’s a junkyard match and for the hardcore title

Nightmare -vs- Darknight Hardcore Title
Guy our two participants are already in the junkyard and the match is under way

Sid: Hey where’s the ref?

Guy: there is no ref in this match

Sid: then how do we know who won

Guy: Simple whoever gets out of the junkyard first

Sid: O

Guy: Nightmare is looking for something to hit Darknight with and Darknight comes running up from behind and smacks Nightmare over the head with a muffler.

Sid: A muffler? He hit Nightmare with a muffler. Look at that arrogant little bugger dark night taunting Nightmare now.

Guy: Darknight now picking up Nightmare and it looks like he is going to power bomb him on top of the car ,but Nightmare reverses it and sends Darknight crashing right through the windshield.

Sid: ha ha this match is great better then I thought it would be

Guy: Nighmare trying to get in the car through the door but it is looked so he punches right through the glass opens the door and drags Darknight out.

Sid: Why did he do that he could have just left the junkyard and won this match.

Guy: guess he wants to punish him a little bit.

Sid: Now he’s putting Darknight back in the car and where’s he going the door is the other way

Guy: Nightmare just climb in that big crane with the magnet on it and is picking up the car with it he has the car about 15 feet in the air and is putting it towards the crusher no don’t tell me he is going to drop Darknight and the car in there.

Sid: Drop it in!

Guy: thank goodness he decided not to and Nightmare climbs out of the crane and out the Junkyard door

Winner: Nightmare
Guy: Well Sid we have had two successful title defenses tonight do you think we will have a third
Sid: I don’t know Adam dreamer has failed to show me anything I don’t think he has a chance maybe if it was just him and Big Daddy dreamer could win but with Darkstalka and Rebel thrown in the mix I don’t like his chances

Guy: wow Sid for once you actually made a good point

Sid: Shut up!

Main Event
Adam Dreamer -vs- Big Daddy -vs- Rebel -vs- Darkstalka
4 corners elimination match for the European title
Special Ref: BoneCrusher
Sid: BoneCrusher the ref O god this should be good

Guy: Yes defiantly and he is already in the ring

Sid: That idiot is in his wrestling gear he don’t even have a ref shirt on.

Guy: introducing first to loud boo’s from the crowd DarkStalka

Sid: darkstalker has been around a while and heck he is the current IC champ maybe he will be a double champ again

Guy: there’s the old brick wall on the big screen with the paint staring to form that means the next man to come out is Rebel. And next Big daddy Colossus the fans boo him as well and chant you suck.

Sid: Well guy he does suck lets face it

Guy: and our last competitor he is the European champ Adam dreamer

Sid who’s that guy behind him with the chair

Guy: Its Golden Eagle and he just Blasted Dreamer with the chair repeatedly and it looks like Adam dreamer will not be participating in this match as he is being carried off by paramedics

Sid: what a way to lose a title

Guy: o well I’m sure who ever wins will give him a shot

Sid: Big daddy and Rebel start of the match

Guy : Big Daddy with a wild right hand but misses and gets hit with a Rebel cloths line . Rebel Picks up Big daddy now and power bombs him down.

Sid: Big daddy sucks why is he even in this match.

Guy: who knows. Rebel just set Big daddy up on the top rope and hits him with a superplex and crawls over for the cover 1-2-Darkstalka in the ring to break it up and the fans boo.

Sid: why did darkstalker break up the pin he should have let Rebel finish Big Daddy off

Guy: that’s why so DarkStalka and big daddy could double team Rebel well they sat Rebel on the top rope and darkstalka hooks him for the superplex and Big daddy climbs the other turnbuckle Darkstalka hit’s the superplex and Big daddy with a top rope splash gets the 1-2-3.

Sid: what a plan but big daddy shouldn’t have turned his back

Guy: No he shouldn’t have cause deerstalker just rolled him up for the 1-2-3

Sid: why isn’t Bonecrusher calling for the bell

Guy : he see’s something it’s Adam dreamer he’s back and Darkstalker is ready for him Dreamer goes for a clothes line but miss and turns around and DarkStalka hits him with is finisher and BoneCrusher counts the 1-2-3

Winner and new European Champ: Darkstalka
Guy: Well that ends another edition of Sunday night Smegma for Sid Nasty I’m Guy Mandel good night

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